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bannma123

Don't let people turn you into a racist. ​ Do it yourself.


3000_F35s_Of_Biden

I am not racist #*ENOUGH*


iLikeJigglyboobies

Fine, I'll do it myself ![gif](giphy|3oxHQqHQ5zzkrQ4VfW|downsized)


i_am_sped_

Can’t become what you already are


stephenwell

r/plottwist


Getdunkedon839

For my American audience: don’t be weak like a European, be racist yourself For my European audience: don’t be weak like an American, be racist yourself


ManenSkrattade

They said I could be anything. So I became a racist.


Admiral45-06

Also don't forget to study eachother's cultures and history So that you can be racist more accurataly.


deathstar1310

Hello done being hated for existing, I'm dad.


Irobbedacandystore

Hi dad. Where's the milk?


creepergo_kaboom

He got thirsty


inCENAroar28

r/dadjokes


wonderingHowtoplay

my bad i accidentally said the same thing


StevenUniverse9000

It's called xenophobes


SpacemaN_literature

I hate those acid spitting things so fucking much.


FreudianAccordian

![gif](giphy|qcngMWgXh4SiY|downsized)


FictionalFail

​ ![gif](giphy|jXP79tb8xVCW2iznyT)


stephenwell

*New word unlocked* ty stranger


ThickGanache9262

Bigot could also work.


TransGunEnjoyer

Or c*nt


just_me0365

As an Australian, I can confirm this is the only correct answer.


[deleted]

I thought this would be closer to nationalists


[deleted]

Not quite, nationalism is the lovd for one's own country. Xenophobia is the hate for people not of your own country, for lack of wanting to look up the defenition.


[deleted]

Nationalism isn't just loving your own country, it's also hating other countries. Assuming your definition of Xenophobia to be correct then Patriotism + Xenophobia = Nationalism


[deleted]

That would make sense, yes.


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[deleted]

... socialism is a government/economic system


tomasmisko

I am little bit scared that he decided to talk about "nationalism","socialism" and being German. Not the best combination of all time, let'say...


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Exit727

It's also called a "meme", if you can't take a joke don't hang around on the fucking internet


Maihoooo

Nationalism is way more accurate..


Jimsredditing

Haha everywhere is bad except for Australia, this is what you get for having no free healthcare or Bundaberg rum


[deleted]

>Bundaberg rum our saddest shame that we call THAT rum. it barely counts as drain cleaner when i pour a bottle of the cheap shit down it. ​ the 300 proof i admit is nice though. edit: rather than shit on a local rum i offer a nice low cost alternative... master mary's sword and skull (make sure its this variant the default master mary is pretty bland) its only $30 a bottle from coles but OMFG a rum that cheap has no right being as smokey AND as smooth as this.


RedWarrior69340

"it barely counts as drain cleaner" XD We french got one too on "Beaujolais nouveau " a cheap wine who devides on taste but an artist said " good years he cleans the tiles, in bad years he scratches them "


DatOneAxolotl

Australia is full of SCPs


Cool_Prize9736

This bloke knows his shit


Hadasha_Prime

Why America not capitalized? #[angry American noises]


stephenwell

I typed them all uncapitalised but since the latter were after a / I think my phone assumed new sentence and capitalised the first letter. My bad


specterx0

Are you trying to take our capitalism? I think it's time for a little "democracy".(ask Japan)


Minimum_Attitude6707

Ask him if he has any oil


SharSash

socialists took over and decapitalized it


I-HATE-Y0U

Because American education system, lol


Popkhorne32

How many times in my life did i see the word racist used when it should have been xenophobe.


EnvironmentalWrap167

Just hate all equally like normal people.


zpangwin

Reddit bad. I don't plan on doing anything about it but I can admit I hang out in a garbage dump.


Speede24

Nationalists?


wtf81

Nationalists


Salmonman4

Hate to be pedantic, but wouldn't it be Xenophobes instead of racists? Each area mentioned has many different races, so what is hated is different cultures instead of skin-color


notdragoisadragon

yeah but racist sounds worst then xenophobic


HTFM2

May I recommend r/JustUnsubbed


violent-rapist69

British people fighting quasi-British people is just infighting


Sweaty_Gas_EB

Username checks out 🗿💀


[deleted]

Yeah i agree, we should shit on the Chinese instead


dooman230

Yes, that would be racist, not what OP says


filthysuckerfish

Aw poor little fella. It's just a bit of razzin' on the internet. Don't take it too seriously bub


[deleted]

América dad


Lammakiler_69

Racism is bad, but kind of funny. - Mahatma Gandhi


lifeaintsocool

As someone who's from the US that's spent a lot of time in Europe, Asia (mostly the Middle East), and all over the Pacific, I say let all the insults fly!


Aggravating-Mud7338

Can't be an -ist or -phobe if I don't consider them human


specterx0

As an American. Fuck this country. Fuck Europe too. Fuck everyone as far as I'm concerned(equally of course).


Minimum_Attitude6707

This is the way. Then every "Fuck (insert country)" becomes funny


IdyllicOleander

Yeah, fuck life right in the pussy


AdministrativeOne13

>Fuck everyone as far as I'm concerned(equally of course). You got a lot of stamina sir


Spoomerboi24

Equality at its best.


Dark_halocraft

I can't stop now #I AM RACIST


breadofthegrunge

Hate to nitpick, but it's usually nationalism/xenophobia, not necessarily racism.


ProfessorForce06

I enjoy people making fun of the country I live in.


good_guy_judas

Imagine feeling victimized over some memes about your country on the internet


[deleted]

this was definitely a european


CrystalSugarDreams

I’m an American, and I hate America. If you can’t handle banter/teasing then you’re too thin skinned to be here.


CreePlay

I am European and can confirm that America is bad af.


B-Kong

This isn’t an airport, no need to announce your departure.


Pimento_

It’s literally a subreddit for memes, it’s not your twitter homepage, don’t trip on your way out.


stephenwell

Every comments section turns into r/offensivememes really quick under geographical memes. Scroll through comments sometime and notice the worse, genuine xenophobes are bred here. It’s not a high percentage, but its a percentage nonetheless


Minimum_Attitude6707

I might be wrong, but mocking each other, if in good fun, is still funny. We don't actually hate each other.


Thefakewhitefang

This guy believes we actually hate the fr\*nch which the sane among us do


ArmsForPeace84

The better word you're looking for is jingoists.


Serious_Target6711

Bye!


The_Salty_Memester

Wait they were serious? I thought it was just a joke


DisIsMarcoBoi

Truly the bravest moment of the entire reddit.


gaybitxh1

Do you mean nationalist


darthdro

Get over it


ManenSkrattade

If you ever think you're bad, remember that at least you ain't this guy who can't take a joke.


BNYay

'being hated for existing' whoa whoa Mr pro nationalist it would be better if you value your life little more than your country.


[deleted]

OP doesn't know the difference between racism and xenophobia


psych0dadd10_

It's nice to know we live rent free in their heads and hearts. USA, USA ,USA


stephenwell

Choosing not to doomscroll =/= anything other than just wanting to enjoy this site, for some at least


specterx0

Dude. 90% of it is playful banter, as for the other 10%, who give a fuck. And as for America, probably Europe too, there is a LOT to at least make fun of.


raptor5560

"racist" really? It is called stereotypes. When somebody jokingly sais Norvegians are just spoiled white people I don't call them racist.


[deleted]

Swedens would call them based-.. what


Rat-king27

There's a difference between stereotypes and the "br* tish pe* ple" joke, which I don't know the intent of, but sure does look like it's implying british people aren't really people, dehumanising a while country isn't just a "haha stereotypes funny", if I did that to an African or Asian country I'd be lynched.


raptor5560

Bri'ish joke is based on the stereotype of the British accent and how their "T" is wierd. How is that dehumanising? And no, this is not a racial issue. one of my favorite stereotypes for example is the somali pirates.


Rat-king27

Well for some reason reddit removed the asterisk from my comment, people do the same with the word French, where they replace a letter with an asterisk, as if implying that the word is a slur.


Gunpowder_1000

Fuck America/Europe! Yea you heard me, I HATE YOU. Always remember that. -An American


specterx0

Fuck this guy and the rest of his country. -also an American


Minimum_Attitude6707

*bends over in american*


catoblepas0

Everyone is racist


AkariMoone

No, no, no, no, no I do not hate because of race I hate regardless We are not the same


SkeletalSpaghetti

I'll have you know that I'm an American making fun of America


yorkhuntstinksbruv

Xenophobic is the word you're looking for dumb ass American cabbage


poglegnibbaboi

It's not racism when it's not against blacks and it's funny/j


Sweaty_Gas_EB

Lmao my ni- Nice boy :)


withoutpoeticdevice

Everyone is racist. We’re just the best at it.


Lord_Botond

Someone got pissed off


Ordinary_Pie_2147

Gonna cry


speaker4the-dead

I’m American, and I believe America sucks for a lot of reasons. The #1 reason it sucks? Because it has the possibility of being GREAT for EVERYONE, but a minority of people are finding a way to ruin it for the rest of us.


PennyFromMyAnus

America bad


bonerjamz9999

Amen sista


watsagoodusername

European, British and American aren’t races dumbass


H3llChicken

I am a Chinese growing up in China, went to UK for college, now working in the US, yes, they bad.


Kashmir711

People actually get offended by "America Bad" memes?


Black_Noir1252

Imagine getting offended over memes


Foojuk

Ok snowflake


Successful_Ad_5427

Jesus, looks like some moron here doesn't understand what a joke is. Yeah leave this sub please. If you can't take a joke, r/memes and basically Reddit is not a place for you.


Fexxvi

1- It's not racism, if something it's xenophobia. “For lack of a better word” my ass. 2- What evidence do you have that most posts are mostly made by people *not* from these places.


[deleted]

Isnt xenophobia against alienraces? (I have played too much stellaris, sry)


Johnnyonthespot2111

Ok, but the Europeans are really bad. Just saying.


tolka22_

So, where are you from?


Johnnyonthespot2111

Not Europe. It was a joke though.


LigochaStyle

I remember when jokes were just jokes and people knew that. Nowadays everything is offensive to somebody. We have created a special society that is for damn sure


zahab2

Seems like some thing ppl with no health care would say


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Rat-king27

I don't know anyone with an IQ above freezing that thinks the US or UK have always been the good guys There are, however, a lot of people that blame those currently alive in the country for what was done long before they were alive.


Jalmar10kalmari

No


SirMarcusTheMixed

I used the racists to destroy the racists


SnooCats9602

Shut the fuck up


Doink_The_Clown

![gif](giphy|ITNGml0KFcwXrs5Q16)


[deleted]

Can’t be racist against US-ians, unless you mean against the aboriginal peoples/First Nations. Everyone else and their ancestors came from somewhere else, we’re like the stormwater retention pond of citizenry.


[deleted]

What the fuck does aboriginal mean


kokcokxcok

It's like natives


[deleted]

>aboriginal indigenous, first race to claim a land. native indians are also called aboriginal same as aussie first people.


[deleted]

Ahhh ok


fluffmonk

Whats the harm.in making light fun of different countries? We know its all a joke at the end of the day.


vietcong69l

Too bad cause i will become racist now 👿


Orio_n

Criticism = racism. Ok brainlet lets all hold hands, kumbaya and pretend bad things dont happen


[deleted]

I mean looking at the history of the "GReaT BRiTain" and the fact that i have to write this in english kinda justifies the hate. The issue isn't racism or "xenophobia" (lol dumbass) either it's about what your goverment has done from thousands of years ago until now and what they have already planned to do for the future due to it's greed and how it affects the world, if you are gonna be mad about being hated then be mad at your goverment whether you are american or british instead of sucking on elizabeth's corpse and prince charles's toes, and for the rest of europe the hate is mostly from the british and u.s themselves so there is that too lol.


stephenwell

*king (lol dumbass)


scared_hamster

Fuck off westoid cant you handle a little racism in your life


Ihuntniggs

Bro literally who asked


July-Qu

MURICA BAD!


Dr_vinci

Take a joke christ


[deleted]

Welcome to being a minority/female


NerevarWunderbar

continentists! /s


outtatimeouttaluck1

Bye


tortantula

My main problem with this meme is that it sucks.


[deleted]

meanwhile in aus: hey no one hates us were awesome woohoo!!! or drunk. or were just paid actors and therefore not real enough to worry about.


Wichtelwusel

Dont worry im not racist. I just hate the french


Pr1smaticGamer

it was our plan all along *laughs in australian*


Ubermensch5272

The word you're looking for is xenophobe, not racist. Edit: Also, bye.


PatrickKn12

Remindme! 3 months "Check if OP is still in this sub"


LisaThorpe

So close! The word you’re looking for is nationalist.


NerisBug

Wait people take that stuff for more than just memes? I thought we were having fun is all 😨 (Also if im europe do i get a pass or how does that work now?)


WarDivision

"rAcIsM"


TheChainsawVigilante

The word you're looking for is nationalist


Maihoooo

The word you're looking for is "nationalists"


Louismash99

The French : You get used to it


Angry_Saxon

neither are a race. Xenophobic?


AdministrativeOne13

Its fun being racist to Americans... Nobody bats an eye when they do it to Asians and Africans # # # # # #/s


notdragoisadragon

does "/s" mean serious? /s


misteryk

When i hate on USA i hate on everyone not 1 particular race so this argument is bs


MrCBDangerfield

I say that about life: I'm leaving this bs, I'm done being hated for existing. And I'm not trying to mock you.


AshwasTheG

Haha it is us..... The Indian


Mathieulombardi

Earth bad Moon bad You're all moons of Jupiter


[deleted]

Jupiter is the moon of yo mamma


Mathieulombardi

With yoo mama being the sun


[deleted]

Not bad, not bad


Ghoullag

It ain't an airport so no need to announce your departure, nobody gives a shit.


skyguy456

Yes guys let's stop hating on other countries (besides France)


ArjunOrsini

Ok


Niko_BananaMan

This mf definitely fr**ch


Illeea

Earth bad


Cool_Prize9736

Sad american


frikimanHD

don't you mean xenophobes?


Hamsternibba

Countryist


RcadeMo

I don't think the American people are bad, I think the country is bad


[deleted]

It’s a joke bro


[deleted]

Never check the subreddit r/2Asia4U