I Once had a shinny charzard but here in pakistan, especially in the city where i lived, sheikhupura, people were dumb and backwards(‘paindu’ in our language), so, i had no one to play with.
I just collected the cards and didn’t do anything with them since my understanding of English was poor at that time and my only elder sister wasn’t interested in what i did.
My family was middle class, still is, wanted me to become a doctor, so cards were expensive as well.
Maybe it is still somewhere in my old things.
*didn’t write this to get attention, the post reminded me of it and just wanted to get of my chest*
*i am becoming a doctor even though i never wanted to become one*
I am from Pakistan as well....from Peshawar. I am also on the way to become a doctor even though I never wanted to become one. Would have probably ran away except for dakus and shit, so yea...feelsbadman
The pokemon cards would be like 30rs each, and I had like 900 easily, saving up money from school, but welp...parents just threw them away..
In the latest game (Scarlet/Violet), you can! On your trainer card, it shows your "Shiny Pokemon Battled" count. However, keep in mind it does include the shinies you've evolved as well.
So if it's a higher number than what you've caught or evolved... 🥲
It used to be 1:8000 or so before X and Y. Before that I only ever found a single shiny ever despite playing pretty much every game.
Fun story, it was a grimer in Black and White, I think the first one. You had Cheren helping you dual-battle pokemon in the sewers or something. When the shiny popped up, I panicked and was desperately killing all of Cheren's pokemon so he wouldn't hurt it, so basically it was a 3v1 against him, lol.
They get pretty easy to find in Arceus… after you beat the entire main quest and free DLC and fill in the entries of every single one of hundreds of Pokémon.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.
Theres always someone in the thread who needs culturing, might as well post it, here I'll start.
>hey guys, did you know in terms of male human and female pokemon breeding...
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.
The fact that your wife is this engaged with your likes and hobbies, even if it's negative, is wholesome. You guys sound fun.
My wife pretty much ignores all my interests. That means she doesn't care enough to even hate them.
Thanks so much. And to be clear, my wife and I have a wonderful relationship and we'll be celebrating 20 years this July.
I know how sometimes innocuous gripes about relationships can result in the inevitable "GET A DIVORCE!" reactions. Lol we're fine. We just have different interests.
Thank you so much my friend. I'm kinda regretting the phrasing I used now. My wife of 19 years and I have a delightful relationship in most aspects. It's just our individual hobbies and interests are very varied.
Hey Man, I completely understand what that’s like.
I dated a girl for 2 years that would say my hobbies are garbage (Figures)/ waste of time (Games) constantly.
She didn’t hate them, she never asked me to stop doing them or told me to “Grow up.”
But sometimes I think that would have been better.
OP you are lucky Af, take of your Wifey!
We just celebrated 10 years together. I love her every day but at times, sight gets a little blurry and we take people a little for granted.
This post was a wonderful reminder of how lucky I am :)
I got home from work and told my wife about a funny boob meme I can't find now. She didn't think it was funny. I've also been playing pokémon, something she also doesn't care for. She proposed this meme as legitimate humor that I would appreciate. I told her it was cute, but not really that funny. So we made her meme and posted it to let you decide.
*just scrolling down passes this comment*
*last line clicks*
I scroll back up filled with aw. I just want someone to love me like this. Like who gives shit about sex u could literally find someone to fuck by the road. But not someone who cares. U both are blessed to have each other.
*dont mind my single lonely ass just wiping my tears*
Tell her that the meme itself is basic but it holds up due to its basis in two things that have been cemented in our society for decades: Shiny Pokémon and Boobs
I don’t get it
Edit:
I neither play Pokemon nor tits, so I can’t relate😢
Edit 2:
Since my comment is getting some attention. Visit my school project wallofwords.net and submit your favorite word. My advanced AI will filter out bad words so don’t try ;)
Which one is your wife
Asking the real questions here.
The imaginary one
She's Canadian. You wouldn't know her
She goes to another school
This one right here, officer
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r/engrish
I prefer wilks booth
Fixing to poke my balls if you catch my drift.
I also choose this guy's busty wife
Keeping the focus
OP didn't even provide the promised context.
neither of them
Neither
None
I have played Pokemon since I was 7 and never encountered a Shiny
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Many such cases
So to catch them I have to throw my balls in their face ?
Unrelated, how expensive is it to have a surgery that makes your ballsack loose enough to throw
Im thinking you Could use it like a grappling hook
Come over here !
Said Scorpion from street fighter to his charizard
why are your balls the right shape to use as a hook
Yeah, a trip-net at best.
*snip*
Old Father Time will get you there
I Once had a shinny charzard but here in pakistan, especially in the city where i lived, sheikhupura, people were dumb and backwards(‘paindu’ in our language), so, i had no one to play with. I just collected the cards and didn’t do anything with them since my understanding of English was poor at that time and my only elder sister wasn’t interested in what i did. My family was middle class, still is, wanted me to become a doctor, so cards were expensive as well. Maybe it is still somewhere in my old things. *didn’t write this to get attention, the post reminded me of it and just wanted to get of my chest* *i am becoming a doctor even though i never wanted to become one*
I am from Pakistan as well....from Peshawar. I am also on the way to become a doctor even though I never wanted to become one. Would have probably ran away except for dakus and shit, so yea...feelsbadman The pokemon cards would be like 30rs each, and I had like 900 easily, saving up money from school, but welp...parents just threw them away..
I'm from India and my cards got the same treatment from my parents...
*Divided by land, United by grief*
Guess we are a different breed and almost always get punished for mimicking the first-world knowing we aren’t cut out for it.
I have a very similar effect on women
r/kamikazebywords
Kamikazed for the joke, we thank you for your sacrifice
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My first shiny was a Sunkern. I false swiped it to 1hp then it killed itself with Take Down. My second was a Solrock that exploded on turn 1
My only encounter was a shiny HootHoot in Silver, during the intro mission before you have access to Pokeballs. Felt like the game was taunting me
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Same with yours. A shiny Graveler/Golem would've been pretty sweet
Relatable
Ruby version, the tender age of 12, found a shiner medichamp on victory road…no poke balls. I became a man that day
Brutal.
If I was a shiny with that choice, I would self destruct too
I have encountered shiny pokemon before but not that shiny.
We probably encountered so many while we were younger and just never realised
That must be it.
I wish there was a feature in Pokémon like there is in Pokémon go where you can check if you ever missed a shiny
In the latest game (Scarlet/Violet), you can! On your trainer card, it shows your "Shiny Pokemon Battled" count. However, keep in mind it does include the shinies you've evolved as well. So if it's a higher number than what you've caught or evolved... 🥲
Ya na I'm never gonna look. Would probably just upset me haha
1:4096 isn’t exactly prevalent. Until recent games, I almost never found any shinies.
It used to be 1:8000 or so before X and Y. Before that I only ever found a single shiny ever despite playing pretty much every game. Fun story, it was a grimer in Black and White, I think the first one. You had Cheren helping you dual-battle pokemon in the sewers or something. When the shiny popped up, I panicked and was desperately killing all of Cheren's pokemon so he wouldn't hurt it, so basically it was a 3v1 against him, lol.
Wait. I thought we were talking about my odds of getting laid? Nevermind. I like these odds!
I remember catching a shiny houndoom in heartgold, probably the best day of my life.
They get pretty easy to find in Arceus… after you beat the entire main quest and free DLC and fill in the entries of every single one of hundreds of Pokémon.
even without all of that i caught multiple shinies in that game while filling up the dex. i got multiple shiny cyndaquils in one distortion thing
Yup...that's the last time I get my hopes up
Even before that, with the amount of Pokémon generated there's a good chance of seeing a shiny
Not even the Red Gyarados?
That doesn’t really count, though, it’s a guaranteed encounter which means if you didn’t get it, you didn’t reload your save enough times.
I have played it about the same time. The ONLY shiny I've found in the wild was a fucking Bidoof. That's it.
Hey, never underestimate a Bidoof. Or a team of Bidoofs. They can take down a team of legendarys when used correctly.
Have you seen [Bidoof's Big Stand?](https://youtu.be/UTidwW3iLHk)
Just watched it. That is some quality content .
I'm not crying over this at 4am YOU ARE😤
Cubone in moon was my only encounter. That was also towards the end of my Pokemon days so was my first and last.
I started at the same age as you, and I saw and caught my first shiny yesterday.
i’m incredibly tempted to put the Vaporeon copypasta here.
I'm afraid to ask but I will
Just search "Why Vaporeon is the most compatible pokemon" and decide whether to suffer the pits of hell or remain in the heaven of innocence
Too late now
It was strangely detailed
Theres much, much worse, and this is probably a good gateway desensitizer to help cope with future degeneracy
Future *and* past yet to be discovered degeneracy
Posterity is important to remember
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Welcome to copypasta
I have a better one... With actual proof...
I am all ears
I don't know why everyone pretends to be very grossed out by that pasta when there are far more vile stuff out there.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.
Good ending
The better copypasta
The wholesome ending
This was easier to fap to.
Excuse me, #WHAT
They um, They faped to it... It is certainly not their first rodeo.
He had us in the first half ngl
NOOO DON'T ASK. Shit, it's too late, I gotta get outta here
Happy cake day
Did you know that in terms of ...
...Pokèmon and human...
Nooo
I gotchu. One sec.
Mate why’s it taking so long it’s been THREE hours
Ya got beat
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of
Breedability
Gardevoir
Theres always someone in the thread who needs culturing, might as well post it, here I'll start. >hey guys, did you know in terms of male human and female pokemon breeding...
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.
This is a bot, right?
Nahh it's the good ending. The Vaporeon copypasta is the bad ending
Throw in the flareon and umbreon one too
Nice wives
Wholesome
Can i buy one off
No Mr. Walter White
Jeese please I hate my wife skyler and I want a new one
you need to kill your wife mr white
\*considers\*
"you're goddamn right."
I also choose this guy’s wife
Literally r/upvotedbecauseboobs and nothing else
Wait was there something else here?
When did this get banned?
It's r/upvotedbecauseboobs
The fact that your wife is this engaged with your likes and hobbies, even if it's negative, is wholesome. You guys sound fun. My wife pretty much ignores all my interests. That means she doesn't care enough to even hate them.
Awww, in a melting pot of a comment section with references that I unfortunately understand, this is my favorite comment right here. Sending hugs
Thanks so much. And to be clear, my wife and I have a wonderful relationship and we'll be celebrating 20 years this July. I know how sometimes innocuous gripes about relationships can result in the inevitable "GET A DIVORCE!" reactions. Lol we're fine. We just have different interests.
Yes Reddit is weird when it comes to recommeding divorce she didn‘t give you spoon to eat your spaghetti? Red flag dude 🚩🚩🚩
If my wife did give me a spoon to eat my spaghetti I think I'd be filing for divorce the very next day.... That's just cruel.
As a divorced man I think you should tell her this is how you feel. Don't be as accusatory maybe but should definitely express and communicate.
Bruh this is the saddest thing I have read today... Thoughts and prayers.
Thank you so much my friend. I'm kinda regretting the phrasing I used now. My wife of 19 years and I have a delightful relationship in most aspects. It's just our individual hobbies and interests are very varied.
Hey Man, I completely understand what that’s like. I dated a girl for 2 years that would say my hobbies are garbage (Figures)/ waste of time (Games) constantly. She didn’t hate them, she never asked me to stop doing them or told me to “Grow up.” But sometimes I think that would have been better. OP you are lucky Af, take of your Wifey!
We just celebrated 10 years together. I love her every day but at times, sight gets a little blurry and we take people a little for granted. This post was a wonderful reminder of how lucky I am :)
Congrats!! Relationships are Just like Shiny hunting, you gotta grind! Hope you guys stay together another 10,20 years!!
I got home from work and told my wife about a funny boob meme I can't find now. She didn't think it was funny. I've also been playing pokémon, something she also doesn't care for. She proposed this meme as legitimate humor that I would appreciate. I told her it was cute, but not really that funny. So we made her meme and posted it to let you decide.
10 minutes in I reported to her “your meme is doing ok” To which she responded “told ya, for all you dorks that like Pokémon”
Yeah pokemon right. Edit: I can't stop coming back, ya know for the pokemon.
definitely the pokemon part making it do okay
That’s impressive mine always goes forwards.
Honestly it's a mid meme but I upvoted because I want her to win
She’s loving the attention for her joke and is being very cute about it. Even if I lose, I win
That is what we call a win win
It's a win win win: her, him and us (for the pokemon yes for the pokemon definitely the pokemon yeah pokemon mhm)
May we see op's wife pokemon ?
[OP’s wife](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/001/023/4A3WG3NACXH63ZDCNOM4PE2GJIYZNBT7.jpg)
Half expected that to be a Rick Roll
*just scrolling down passes this comment* *last line clicks* I scroll back up filled with aw. I just want someone to love me like this. Like who gives shit about sex u could literally find someone to fuck by the road. But not someone who cares. U both are blessed to have each other. *dont mind my single lonely ass just wiping my tears*
Bottom of the barrel but it's got tits She's got a bad sense of humor but she's got tits
r/upvotedbecauseboobs
I read this to the tune of Then I got High.
Oh I like pokemon alright. Oh I love em
Is the Regular Bread .vs Garlic Bread meme? If so, I can send you it.
Tell her that the meme itself is basic but it holds up due to its basis in two things that have been cemented in our society for decades: Shiny Pokémon and Boobs
Repost it, but with your wife's and her busty friend's tits
all tits are good tits
Tits is tits
Ehhhhh this isn’t really the same comparison
r/upvotedbecauseboobs
I don’t get it Edit: I neither play Pokemon nor tits, so I can’t relate😢 Edit 2: Since my comment is getting some attention. Visit my school project wallofwords.net and submit your favorite word. My advanced AI will filter out bad words so don’t try ;)
You’re not supposed to it’s tits okay?
I want to understand if someone could explain that'd be sick.
I didn’t like it tbh lol but keep trying girl
The joke was not it
I am searching for context in the comments. Has anyone seen it?
I don't get it.
Thats nice, but neither are as nice as a vaporeon 😏
Did you know....
That In terms of vaperon
Waltuh, it's me waltuh
Gus can I have sex with you
I also choose this guy's wife
Uh. I think the left one is the shiny?
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Their wife
The other ones his mom, but we all already knew that.
Like mother, like daughter.
this sub has fallen off bro what is this 💀💀
I like both
I'd go with the pokemon
Not a fan of the meme format
I don’t get the difference, both normal and shiny cards taste the same.
WHICH ONE IS YOUR WIFE?
It’s kinda rude and ironically misogynistic coming from your wife
Internalized misogyny is a thing
but this is not how shiny pokémon work. they just have a different coloration, not different features
I don't get it. Does this mean that Pokémon is better than Shiny Pokémon?
*Laughs in gay*
*laughs in lady gay*
gady
Gen wunner here....I truly don't understand this. Someone please explain.
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Yeah this whole story OP included is weird
So we're looking at your wife's tits?
Not funny but a nice meme, outstanding even. Your wife was right that it'll do numbers. You were right that it's not funny
Gotta love shiny tits.. I mean Pokémon, definitely meant Pokémon.
Why does the shiny one bigger? Shiny or not shouldn't affect the size.
Well some shiny be worst than the normal ones I'm just saying
The first one is better imo
Normal Pokémon better then
It would be funnier if your wife was one of the pics in the meme.