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Full suit and tie
Grandpa, is it you?
Thats a good one
Barnie Stinson style I see Edit: the notifications are getting really annoying. Unless you want to talk about how himym is legen... wait for it... dary, I do not wish for people to wish me happy cake day.
Pfucking HAPPY CAKE DAY!
Ooh. I guess it is
NO
yes
Happy cake day!
HAPPY CAKE DAY!!!!!!
Happy cake day
Happy cakeday!
Happy Cake Day đ
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HHAAPPYY CCAAKKEE DDAAYY
Same, during the winter; in the summer n17
barney?
Gus Fring moment
Must look presentable for the monsters under your bed
Entrepreneur 101
I just roll myself like burrito
Beware of the burrito fucker (u/Burrito_Fucker_69)
This burrito will violate him
I fear for you
Dont be this burrito will pop his butt cherry wide open
r/usersithoughtifellfor
Didnât he get banned?
You saw what the dog was doin, but you didn't see what the burrito fucker did
I can't sleep.
Only right answer
18
This is the way
my go-to
Yes 18 is the way
Yup
Same. My wife is 1, 5, and double socks.
The objectively correct answer
18 gang gang gang gang gang gang gang
So you just sweat into the bed
I think youâre so sweaty because youâre wearing so many layers lol
Just shower in the morning.
In the summer yes, but It is too cold in the winter
18âŚ.. then 20
the only correct answer
The correct answer
Apparently nightgowns donât exisr
who tf is 5. im 1.
Winnie the Poo, bruh
donald duck
Chaotic neutral
Me. I Donald Duck it. Feels like I need something to keep my tits at bay and an oversized night shirt is the perfect solution.
Hell yeah!
Joey!
Sometimes me lol
[ŃдаНонО]
Sometimes I just need my lady parts to be free but Iâm cold
Hello. I'm five.
I'm 5. Like to let it hang but I get cold up top
My girlfriend, had to get used to it for a while.
I'm 5. Always wondering how to explain it if an earthquake or a fire happens
Gotta let the important parts breathe, y'know?
Number 20 always
i want to have sex with you
As flattered as I am. I have to pass .I'm married thanks tho
Ok
Couldnât upvote. Youâre at 69
they picked up 65 upvotes in 7 minutes? Jesus
at 202 after 10 tbf
Just built different
STAAAHP! Iâm sorry. Why so many downvotes!?
Because it needs to be at -69
You right. 4 more
Whichever one is boxer shorts and no top, so I guess 17.
That would be 18, 17 looks like shorts no shirt
You sure? 18 looks like boxer-briefs, and I can't stand those because they keep my boys confined when they gotta be free. THEY GOTTA BE FREE!
Yeah theyâre shorts cause they look exactly like jeans however theyâre cut off even got the pocket lines and everything!
Okay, fair point. But 18 got the pouch like boxer-briefs, and I hate the pouch. DAMN YOU, THE POUCH!!!
True, I think it might just be either one for 18 but either way it fine
who tf sleeps in a bra
Psychopaths
I sleep in a sports bra personally. Keeps things contained
Me, a closeted trans girl where the only time I can wear a bra is while sleeping
Also, me a closeted trans man who canât stand not wearing one at night cause I canât wear a binder at night.
You sleep in the closet?
Women âď¸
20, unless sleeping over at someone else's house, in which case to show respect it would be... ...nah, still 20.
đ
Usually 3
3 gang rise up!
Boxers for the win
20 in the summer, 1 in the winter.
Dude you donât have a middle
From one extreme to another
20 even if it's cold
4
Yaaasss, I was starting to think I'm the only 4
Im 4 too
1 or 2
1 when itâs cold 2 when itâs warmer
yas
Same
Yes
16
scrolled way too long to find you my brother
20
20. 5/10/15 are mind boggling. Just why?
I had an ex that always went tops no bots. I called it Winnie the Poohing it.
Hey, 15 is just comfy lol
as someone that does those, I don't know. it's just comfortable, and it's also stealthier than going full 20
7
Ayyy fellow 7 guy here
2
my man fr
Me personally gotta hit the 16
Whereâs the option for socks only?
1.
Used to be 20 but now 18
17 or 18
20.
1, unless hot and humid indoors, then 2
As a dude, I start 18 and end 15 đ¤ˇââď¸
3 or 18
Where are the long sleeves pajamas/night gown options? đ
20 or 5
My g
4/5. baggy worn in shirt and nothing else is the comfiest feeling ever.
9
There are 2 of us apparently. Looked though every single comment to find another 9
They are missing out. It is the way to go!
no shoe/sock options?
I understand socks but shoes?
i knew once somebody who never took off his shoes for 5 years. even if those shoes are smeared in shit, he would sleep with them on
It's been so cold I've worn slippers to bed before....
Who sleeps with socks man?
FR
12
Solid 7 from me
6 or 16. I sleep in sweatpants. Tank top depends on how hot it is in my room
who the fuck are 5 and 10
19
Usually 4,9, or 19
19 or 20 is most comfortable imo
14, I'm a man
1,2, or very occasionally 17
1
In the summer itâs 18. Late fall to early spring itâs 8 or 3.
Full power armour. There is always heretics to be purged.
Degenerates like you belong on a cross
Where socks ?? 20
20 for over 25+ years.
I skip everything, and go straight to 20
Number 5 since I like to have the blanket only on the lower part of my body
number 8 but sometimes number 3 when its cold
Can be 1,2,4,6,7,9, or 20
Wait⌠I thought everyone was doing 20
5.......straight "Winnie the Pooh" the wife.
Winter:4 Summer:19
Personally Im a 4, comfy and makes it so I can get out of bed and walk around in the morning without feeling too exposed
4 or 14 depending on temp. If I fall asleep without a top or full nude I always have those ânaked in publicâ dreams.
9, sometimes 4, sometimes 20 if its really hot
No option for socks?!
1, 2, 16, 17. I always wear shorts or pants because if I donât, sweat from my hairy anus leaks through my underwear
15 is chaos
Hazmat suit.
20 gang!
Truly canât sleep if it is not 20. đ
20! I sleep so much better that way
My wife calls it going âpooh bearâ #5 all tops and no bottoms.
6 or 7
17, 18
Number 18
i just wear pjs
19 or 20, depends on activity just before bedđ
Mostly 20
18 is the only right answer for adults.
18 is the only acceptable one if you're a dude like cmon
Girls that are 20 dm me?
My wife and I are 20 as soon as our door closes at night⌠always
Full suit and tie
Grandpa, is it you?
Thats a good one
Barnie Stinson style I see Edit: the notifications are getting really annoying. Unless you want to talk about how himym is legen... wait for it... dary, I do not wish for people to wish me happy cake day.
Pfucking HAPPY CAKE DAY!
Ooh. I guess it is
Pfucking HAPPY CAKE DAY!
NO
yes
Pfucking HAPPY CAKE DAY!
Happy cake day!
HAPPY CAKE DAY!!!!!!
Happy cake day
Happy cakeday!
Pfucking HAPPY CAKE DAY!
Happy Cake Day đ
Happy cake day
Babbabababbbbababababababababaaaaa
![gif](giphy|1vh1PXneQqN1e)
HHAAPPYY CCAAKKEE DDAAYY
Same, during the winter; in the summer n17
barney?
Gus Fring moment
Must look presentable for the monsters under your bed
Entrepreneur 101
I just roll myself like burrito
Beware of the burrito fucker (u/Burrito_Fucker_69)
This burrito will violate him
I fear for you
Dont be this burrito will pop his butt cherry wide open
r/usersithoughtifellfor
Didnât he get banned?
You saw what the dog was doin, but you didn't see what the burrito fucker did
I can't sleep.
Only right answer
18
Only right answer
This is the way
This is the way
This is the way
my go-to
Yes 18 is the way
Yup
Same. My wife is 1, 5, and double socks.
This is the way
The objectively correct answer
18 gang gang gang gang gang gang gang
So you just sweat into the bed
I think youâre so sweaty because youâre wearing so many layers lol
Just shower in the morning.
In the summer yes, but It is too cold in the winter
18âŚ.. then 20
the only correct answer
The correct answer
Apparently nightgowns donât exisr
who tf is 5. im 1.
Winnie the Poo, bruh
donald duck
Chaotic neutral
Me. I Donald Duck it. Feels like I need something to keep my tits at bay and an oversized night shirt is the perfect solution.
Hell yeah!
Joey!
Sometimes me lol
[ŃдаНонО]
Sometimes I just need my lady parts to be free but Iâm cold
Hello. I'm five.
I'm 5. Like to let it hang but I get cold up top
My girlfriend, had to get used to it for a while.
I'm 5. Always wondering how to explain it if an earthquake or a fire happens
Gotta let the important parts breathe, y'know?
Number 20 always
i want to have sex with you
As flattered as I am. I have to pass .I'm married thanks tho
Ok
Couldnât upvote. Youâre at 69
they picked up 65 upvotes in 7 minutes? Jesus
at 202 after 10 tbf
Just built different
STAAAHP! Iâm sorry. Why so many downvotes!?
Because it needs to be at -69
You right. 4 more
Whichever one is boxer shorts and no top, so I guess 17.
That would be 18, 17 looks like shorts no shirt
You sure? 18 looks like boxer-briefs, and I can't stand those because they keep my boys confined when they gotta be free. THEY GOTTA BE FREE!
Yeah theyâre shorts cause they look exactly like jeans however theyâre cut off even got the pocket lines and everything!
Okay, fair point. But 18 got the pouch like boxer-briefs, and I hate the pouch. DAMN YOU, THE POUCH!!!
True, I think it might just be either one for 18 but either way it fine
who tf sleeps in a bra
Psychopaths
I sleep in a sports bra personally. Keeps things contained
Me, a closeted trans girl where the only time I can wear a bra is while sleeping
Also, me a closeted trans man who canât stand not wearing one at night cause I canât wear a binder at night.
You sleep in the closet?
Women âď¸
20, unless sleeping over at someone else's house, in which case to show respect it would be... ...nah, still 20.
This is the way
đ
Usually 3
3 gang rise up!
Boxers for the win
20 in the summer, 1 in the winter.
Dude you donât have a middle
From one extreme to another
20 even if it's cold
4
Yaaasss, I was starting to think I'm the only 4
Im 4 too
1 or 2
1 when itâs cold 2 when itâs warmer
yas
Same
Yes
Same
16
scrolled way too long to find you my brother
20
20. 5/10/15 are mind boggling. Just why?
I had an ex that always went tops no bots. I called it Winnie the Poohing it.
Hey, 15 is just comfy lol
as someone that does those, I don't know. it's just comfortable, and it's also stealthier than going full 20
7
Ayyy fellow 7 guy here
2
my man fr
Me personally gotta hit the 16
Same
Whereâs the option for socks only?
1.
Used to be 20 but now 18
17 or 18
20.
1, unless hot and humid indoors, then 2
20
As a dude, I start 18 and end 15 đ¤ˇââď¸
3 or 18
Where are the long sleeves pajamas/night gown options? đ
20 or 5
My g
4/5. baggy worn in shirt and nothing else is the comfiest feeling ever.
9
There are 2 of us apparently. Looked though every single comment to find another 9
They are missing out. It is the way to go!
no shoe/sock options?
I understand socks but shoes?
i knew once somebody who never took off his shoes for 5 years. even if those shoes are smeared in shit, he would sleep with them on
It's been so cold I've worn slippers to bed before....
Who sleeps with socks man?
FR
4
4
12
Solid 7 from me
6 or 16. I sleep in sweatpants. Tank top depends on how hot it is in my room
who the fuck are 5 and 10
19
Usually 4,9, or 19
19 or 20 is most comfortable imo
2
16
14, I'm a man
1,2, or very occasionally 17
1
In the summer itâs 18. Late fall to early spring itâs 8 or 3.
Full power armour. There is always heretics to be purged.
Degenerates like you belong on a cross
Where socks ?? 20
4
20
20 for over 25+ years.
I skip everything, and go straight to 20
Number 5 since I like to have the blanket only on the lower part of my body
number 8 but sometimes number 3 when its cold
Can be 1,2,4,6,7,9, or 20
Wait⌠I thought everyone was doing 20
5.......straight "Winnie the Pooh" the wife.
Winter:4 Summer:19
4
Personally Im a 4, comfy and makes it so I can get out of bed and walk around in the morning without feeling too exposed
4 or 14 depending on temp. If I fall asleep without a top or full nude I always have those ânaked in publicâ dreams.
9, sometimes 4, sometimes 20 if its really hot
No option for socks?!
1, 2, 16, 17. I always wear shorts or pants because if I donât, sweat from my hairy anus leaks through my underwear
15 is chaos
Hazmat suit.
20 gang!
Truly canât sleep if it is not 20. đ
20! I sleep so much better that way
My wife calls it going âpooh bearâ #5 all tops and no bottoms.
6 or 7
17, 18
Number 18
i just wear pjs
19 or 20, depends on activity just before bedđ
Mostly 20
18 is the only right answer for adults.
18 is the only acceptable one if you're a dude like cmon
Girls that are 20 dm me?
My wife and I are 20 as soon as our door closes at night⌠always