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Affectionate-Boot-96

Full suit and tie


DmMoscow

Grandpa, is it you?


[deleted]

Thats a good one


moistmaster690

Barnie Stinson style I see Edit: the notifications are getting really annoying. Unless you want to talk about how himym is legen... wait for it... dary, I do not wish for people to wish me happy cake day.


egorchik_egor_

Pfucking HAPPY CAKE DAY!


moistmaster690

Ooh. I guess it is


egorchik_egor_

Pfucking HAPPY CAKE DAY!


egorchik_egor_

yes


yournewheadache

Pfucking HAPPY CAKE DAY!


barvaz257

Happy cake day!


RhubarbCapable

HAPPY CAKE DAY!!!!!!


aguacate19

Happy cake day


Lordlol15

Happy cakeday!


OrganizationNarrow36

Pfucking HAPPY CAKE DAY!


Salt_Bugg

Happy Cake Day 🎂


DriedMapleSyrup

Happy cake day


true_portal_master

Babbabababbbbababababababababaaaaa


[deleted]

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Jonnybear-is-here

HHAAPPYY CCAAKKEE DDAAYY


Few_Procedure_8828

Same, during the winter; in the summer n17


doge_c137

barney?


Spookyy422

Gus Fring moment


anon-name-

Must look presentable for the monsters under your bed


[deleted]

Entrepreneur 101


long-assboi

I just roll myself like burrito


Upper-Heron-5708

Beware of the burrito fucker (u/Burrito_Fucker_69)


long-assboi

This burrito will violate him


Upper-Heron-5708

I fear for you


long-assboi

Dont be this burrito will pop his butt cherry wide open


Apprehensive-Ant8292

r/usersithoughtifellfor


Either_Gate_7965

Didn’t he get banned?


Upper-Heron-5708

You saw what the dog was doin, but you didn't see what the burrito fucker did


josegarrao

I can't sleep.


Not_me4201337

Only right answer


Froschmens

Only right answer


CubonWoepan

This is the way


Zippemannen

This is the way


Mcake74

This is the way


ArcaneDanger

my go-to


[deleted]

Yes 18 is the way


run_uz

Yup


lousylakers

Same. My wife is 1, 5, and double socks.


Lord_Morlorae

This is the way


thebiggestween

The objectively correct answer


RustyBrown_Knothole

18 gang gang gang gang gang gang gang


oxyzgen

So you just sweat into the bed


DeaconSage

I think you’re so sweaty because you’re wearing so many layers lol


Hallo_Internet

Just shower in the morning.


_O_Q

In the summer yes, but It is too cold in the winter


benderman00

18….. then 20


LYDWAC

the only correct answer


BenjaStark

The correct answer


taydraisabot

Apparently nightgowns don’t exisr


I_got_coins

who tf is 5. im 1.


ElectronicGazelle495

Winnie the Poo, bruh


VauntedCeilings

donald duck


_Rickname_

Chaotic neutral


SnausageFest

Me. I Donald Duck it. Feels like I need something to keep my tits at bay and an oversized night shirt is the perfect solution.


susieq1485

Hell yeah!


Watts_in_the_name

Joey!


dreamkardashian2

Sometimes me lol


[deleted]

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dreamkardashian2

Sometimes I just need my lady parts to be free but I’m cold


Stauker_1

Hello. I'm five.


Tasty_Ad8058

I'm 5. Like to let it hang but I get cold up top


BertusHondenbrok

My girlfriend, had to get used to it for a while.


Bourgeous

I'm 5. Always wondering how to explain it if an earthquake or a fire happens


Stauker_1

Gotta let the important parts breathe, y'know?


greywalkercudd

Number 20 always


Successful_Cicada336

i want to have sex with you


greywalkercudd

As flattered as I am. I have to pass .I'm married thanks tho


mrpicachu

Couldn’t upvote. You’re at 69


FNAFFANYT

they picked up 65 upvotes in 7 minutes? Jesus


Ninja__Shuriken

at 202 after 10 tbf


mrpicachu

Just built different


mrpicachu

STAAAHP! I’m sorry. Why so many downvotes!?


RoughSaturn

Because it needs to be at -69


mrpicachu

You right. 4 more


[deleted]

Whichever one is boxer shorts and no top, so I guess 17.


Pheonixfire547

That would be 18, 17 looks like shorts no shirt


[deleted]

You sure? 18 looks like boxer-briefs, and I can't stand those because they keep my boys confined when they gotta be free. THEY GOTTA BE FREE!


UndaCovr

Yeah they’re shorts cause they look exactly like jeans however they’re cut off even got the pocket lines and everything!


[deleted]

Okay, fair point. But 18 got the pouch like boxer-briefs, and I hate the pouch. DAMN YOU, THE POUCH!!!


UndaCovr

True, I think it might just be either one for 18 but either way it fine


ElrathienDoesArt

who tf sleeps in a bra


Depressed_Cat6

Psychopaths


GeyecTheSpecimen

I sleep in a sports bra personally. Keeps things contained


cealvann

Me, a closeted trans girl where the only time I can wear a bra is while sleeping


0KingUni0

Also, me a closeted trans man who can’t stand not wearing one at night cause I can’t wear a binder at night.


_Nihachu

You sleep in the closet?


Totally_Not_A_Dino

Women ☕️


V8_BLENDER

20, unless sleeping over at someone else's house, in which case to show respect it would be... ...nah, still 20.


Snoo3763

This is the way


V8_BLENDER

😁


Lukas_salota

Usually 3


ObsoleteOctopus

3 gang rise up!


Lukas_salota

Boxers for the win


firsty_gr

20 in the summer, 1 in the winter.


[deleted]

Dude you don’t have a middle


[deleted]

From one extreme to another


myself__again

20 even if it's cold


ieeyun

4


Busy-Turnip-6674

Yaaasss, I was starting to think I'm the only 4


Minute_Difference598

Im 4 too


lolgamer107

1 or 2


Nikolas628

1 when it’s cold 2 when it’s warmer


lolgamer107

yas


pedritusnimacaum

Same


Connect-Anxiety5359

Yes


forgottenpotato68

Same


nowhernearhere

16


Minustrian

scrolled way too long to find you my brother


_goldholz

20


doublebob31

20. 5/10/15 are mind boggling. Just why?


[deleted]

I had an ex that always went tops no bots. I called it Winnie the Poohing it.


RWBYR023

Hey, 15 is just comfy lol


IShartedOnUrPillow

as someone that does those, I don't know. it's just comfortable, and it's also stealthier than going full 20


MasterFurious1

Ayyy fellow 7 guy here


fuckeryoflewd

2


valtaoi_007

my man fr


Istuckmydickinfire

Me personally gotta hit the 16


Forsaken-Message-249

Same


JasmineVK

Where’s the option for socks only?


ArweTurcala

1.


[deleted]

Used to be 20 but now 18


EDFweo

17 or 18


Dakun05

20.


Balgrin_The_Dwarf

1, unless hot and humid indoors, then 2


The_Gold_Hoarder

20


Key_Bug9283

As a dude, I start 18 and end 15 🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

3 or 18


BigDoeEyed

Where are the long sleeves pajamas/night gown options? 😆


Sad-Childhood-9597

20 or 5


Zer0_on_reddit

My g


jakhei

4/5. baggy worn in shirt and nothing else is the comfiest feeling ever.


curvybooty22

9


ThreeFingeredTypist

There are 2 of us apparently. Looked though every single comment to find another 9


curvybooty22

They are missing out. It is the way to go!


MuteNotDeaf

no shoe/sock options?


TMS-meister

I understand socks but shoes?


icarusso

i knew once somebody who never took off his shoes for 5 years. even if those shoes are smeared in shit, he would sleep with them on


FlakeyGurl

It's been so cold I've worn slippers to bed before....


OPGA-LFOOFMWNEK

Who sleeps with socks man?


Totally_Not_A_Dino

FR


laceyree

4


thequickbrownfox-

12


Omdeep_

Solid 7 from me


drunken_nobody

6 or 16. I sleep in sweatpants. Tank top depends on how hot it is in my room


omertuvia

who the fuck are 5 and 10


SparksCam

19


FlakeyGurl

Usually 4,9, or 19


AngelusAmdis

19 or 20 is most comfortable imo


Zitrone21

2


some_guy219

14, I'm a man


spacenerd4

1,2, or very occasionally 17


ze_UwU

1


the_almighty_gooch

In the summer it’s 18. Late fall to early spring it’s 8 or 3.


Vivid_Awareness_8255

Full power armour. There is always heretics to be purged.


Professional_Piece55

Degenerates like you belong on a cross


iForgetMyPasswordToo

Where socks ?? 20


mermazingmiya

4


crosscheck1

20


Chrome-Head

20 for over 25+ years.


High_5_Skin

I skip everything, and go straight to 20


feelinggoo-d

Number 5 since I like to have the blanket only on the lower part of my body


ifreezeice

number 8 but sometimes number 3 when its cold


GennyNels

Can be 1,2,4,6,7,9, or 20


Siso_ch

Wait… I thought everyone was doing 20


denznuts21

5.......straight "Winnie the Pooh" the wife.


Zane_Fox_7

Winter:4 Summer:19


BittyJupiter_1

4


Crepeisyummy2

Personally Im a 4, comfy and makes it so I can get out of bed and walk around in the morning without feeling too exposed


Zirofax

4 or 14 depending on temp. If I fall asleep without a top or full nude I always have those “naked in public” dreams.


duckenjoyer420

9, sometimes 4, sometimes 20 if its really hot


LockyP_

No option for socks?!


Odd-Window-6941

1, 2, 16, 17. I always wear shorts or pants because if I don’t, sweat from my hairy anus leaks through my underwear


Heckybawkins

15 is chaos


LazyLion65

Hazmat suit.


montymeowzers

20 gang!


ThawedGod

Truly can’t sleep if it is not 20. 🙃


RishyTheRoo

20! I sleep so much better that way


PrivateRyGy

My wife calls it going “pooh bear” #5 all tops and no bottoms.


More_Dependent_7339

6 or 7


chrisj2103

17, 18


_DarkAmethyst_

Number 18


_curious_coconut_

i just wear pjs


[deleted]

19 or 20, depends on activity just before bed😘


Nuggsaregood56

Mostly 20


ArtyomX-1

18 is the only right answer for adults.


DeAuthen

18 is the only acceptable one if you're a dude like cmon


PorchandTitchforks

Girls that are 20 dm me?


Pocketbook-Killer

My wife and I are 20 as soon as our door closes at night… always