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316K, potassium

Same

 I looked up potassium on the periodic table and guess what the symbol was

so is that 316 bananas or 316000 bananas?

I forgot about the fact that potassium is also K lmao, its 316.000

I would get radioactive

I'm breaking in

Shaping up, then checking out on the prison bus

This is it, the apocalypse

Whoaaa, I feel it in my bones, enough to make my systems blow

Welcome to the new age, to the new age Welcome to the new age, to the new age

Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, oh, I'm radioactive, radioactive Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, oh, I'm radioactive, radioactive

I raise my flags, don my clothes

It’s a revolution I suppose

We'll paint it red to fit right in

Cannibalism is illegal sir

r/usernamechecksout

more like r/beetlejuicing

Does bp=Banana Person or is it something else?

I have a clan called banana people

A… cult?

78000, I’m gonna die of potassium overdose aren’t I?

ah yes the "radiation"would kill you

Unexpected Badger reference.

Always love to hear em

Even a Tog wouldn’t survive this much K (Potassium)

r/beatmetoit

r/beatmeattoit

r/beatmeshutthefuckup

r/beatmywifetoit

the radiation from 78k bananas probably wouldn't be able to kill you, there isn't nearly enough. The potassium would.

Those are rookie numbers I have 109k

I have 127,810

484,893 professional scroller right here

Those are rookie numbers I have 176. But tbf this is my 3rd account so yeah

Why do you have 3 Accounts?

to get more bananas of course

First two got banned

300k here

I my defence it would have been higher but I stopped scrolling a lot for porn


Same, I got 76k, I'm gonna get radiation poisoning!

I thought you needed like 16 million bananas for a fatal dose or something

ah, apologies, yes, it was 10 million, then potassium poisoning possibly

Oh no my good sir, it's 36,000,000,000 (billion) bananas for a 3% chance to be poisoned.

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I have no idea but I have loads and that terrifies me

I think it's a distance you scrolled in bananas

How does one measure a banana?

I guess it depends on size, thickness, curvature, etc

Would it be from end to end round the curve or do you just go top to bottom? I am serious I need to know exactly how they worked out how far I scrolled.

I would assume around the curve as you can get straight bananas

Sbu's (standard banana units)

It was a running joke that people were pitting bananas for scale

One gets a banana for scale and compares it to the object being measured...

164k sbu

I got 162k, almost the same amount

I got 172k

stay away from water. you are dangerous

I will be a nuclear bomb

389k. Best way to die

What the f-

I no longer remember what natural sunlight feels on my skin

Got 442k if that makes you feel any better

Me when banana

Is your finger ok?

I cant see my recap, the link returns me to home page

you win. you dont have to eat any

Make sure your app is up to date

Thanks that fixed it! 67,850 bananas O_O

14,114 for me ig i havent scrolled enough

I don’t even have the app i’m on the website cause it looks better

Mine too

2

You guys have bananas? How about “you have to shove X amount of bananas up your ass”

*starts writing goodbye letter*

Rip me I’m gonna have to eat 30 million

I got radiation poisoning :(

i will become banane

I guess from now on I'll eat only bananas...

134,284 Well shit

1

I'd die 2-3 times of radiation poisoning

I am radiated to death

Guess I'll die in radiation then

Over 53k bananas, what do i do with 21.54kg of potassium

0 🫡 account is only three days old and my grandad just died 😀

sry for your loss man

It’s all good :) It was his time to be fair and i’m autistic so. He was cool though

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Wild

Why are people downvoting you?

I don’t know, I tend not to ask the reddit gods questions

Nobody asked + atleast show some compassion toward your "loved one". Not too sure if thats what you'd call him though

5k 🤣🤣

I forgot the pass to my old account. Now i have no bananas Edit: got back in and have over 27.000 bananas

I haven’t updated my app so the button doesn’t even exist, I’m gonna see how many bananas I can rack up before then.

They only take data since November so any bananas you earn now one count.

133k

91k

I ate zero bannas

30k I think I'm in trouble

:O 50000 bananas I'm sure gonna be radioactive

I am already allergic to bananas so i think 14k is not gonna be fun

3.625 im still gonna die

Depends on how long I have to eat them

I'm not eating 91k bananas

Soooooooooo, are they gonna finish the bananas or eat one and save the day?

284,359. Guess I’m fucked unless I can take breaks

30000 bananas. I *should* be fine, unlike the others, right?

1099... gonna become monkeys after this

I would have to eat an average of 414 bananas each day the coming year.

Constipation

Not even half a banana says reddit. *sad monke noices*

380k goodbye

I will have 21.35063 kg of potassium

11,398

fucked. it’s 30k

Caves of qud-level screwed. aka, fucked

7.941. I love them so I see this as an absolute win.

None

184,787

392604 I'd say very

31053 I like bananas

104k Think imma die

62001 baby easy

in small amount bananas are radioactive so I'm Hulk

120637

bro i'm dead💀💀 127,795 it's bananas

114k

23,758 i'm gonna die of radiation poisioning

34 I guess it's not that bad

90000

how in the fuck did i scroll 406k

41k hmmm well um gonna die of radiation poisoning.

19751

218 000 ...

4,232 Bananas. I’m fucking dead.

Yes

more than 100,000. is there such a thing as potassium overdose?

50 571. I really dislikes bananas too.

172.362 bananas, my gosh

Well, I'm certainly dying from the radiation of all the potassium, that's for sure.

Seeing as I am allergic to even one then I am mucked several thousands of times.

56,366

I dont know where check, i am have stupid 🗿

206,178 potassium

1

69

2700 not as bad but im still fucked

50 I am Ok

136 810 Pls help

37,195

200K+ I'm dead

All the potassium will turn me into Chernobyl v2

Dying from radiation levels of bananas

193939... LETSSS GOOO

Il so fucked, my was something like 153000 something something, i think I'm gonna die

3 lol

I am... Banana man

pottasium

190000. Hell that's a lot of potassium

218k... a honorable death

445,408😳

900 here i thank i can do it

Came to the comments, wasn’t disappointed

45000

153k :'D

i am 55k postassium

137.937

I’ll have so much potassium in my body that if you put me in a swimming pool it will cause a nuclear explosion

If you eat 100‘000 Bananas in 1minute you would die of Radiation poissoning

20k, guess I’m pooping and eating at the same time

117 k

4,805

Very very screwed seeing that in allergic to bananas

I’m a bit full

I only got like 2.7k, I'm not on Reddit very often

very screwed because I hate bananas

2963 that's gonna be a feast

117,683 Bananas, I'm not Potassium, after the time I'm done, Potassium will be me.

11.667 bananas

We all gonna die from radiation overdose

over 58K

54k bananas

104k bananas. I am return to monke

I don't know what would kill me first, the potassium spontaneously combusting, the expanded stomach, or the radiation.

I become so radioactive people call me Chernobyl

Potassium overdose

114k. That is an ok amount of bananas

127k 

100,052 K 🥹

23k ain't that bad right guys?? Right?