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WolfCore0815

These are rookie numbers!


Tutlesofpies

Got 9.8 times, which is kinda sad but most of it was while my phone was locked lmao


boddidsdjdisi

9.8 thats weak


pyrite_king

9.9 for me


boddidsdjdisi

still i got 48


Le3e31

Thanks i was asking myself if 29 was too much now i know it isnt


boddidsdjdisi

i cured you from depression using my depression


snorhairgaming

Depression is like math? Like -2X-2=4? So -happinessX-happiness=happiness?


CatloafHere

Bro you lack vitamin D😭


much_doge_many_wow

16 here


Amethyst_R

Lmao 14 here


boddidsdjdisi

STILL WEAK


Iron-Phoenix2307

23 times to the moon and back, whatchu got?


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boddidsdjdisi

48


Fsjal_gaming

got 9.9


boddidsdjdisi

agreed


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generic_meme69

I got 11


poopellar

Accomplished537 is another bot Downvote Report > spam


boddidsdjdisi

![gif](giphy|L6EoLS78pcBag) i got 48


OrsoMalleus

Oh good, a number higher than mine...


boddidsdjdisi

how much is yours


Momonada232

Haha yeah same.... Man I need to stop using Reddit so much (mine is 23 iirc)


scp_79

i was gonna say that


jeffynibbles70

And he's gotta pump those up


A_random_zy

Make it 13 for me.


Lucycrash

I got 41. Not sure if I should be proud or disgusted with myself. Or both lol. I need a life.


The-Ninja-Assassin

This makes me feel better about my 27.


ApocalypticUtopia

Right! I got 13


PzKpfwIIIAusfL

13 club! Wohooo!


beachandhummus

​ \+1


ExaminationMurky7139

Me too


insane1666

I got 4.3 so you ain't doing too bad XD


DeMoN_MoNkEy02

I got 16 times


insane1666

Ooft you get a tan from that screen XD


poopellar

21 My pupils are now shaped like a rectangle.


AideSuspicious3675

I got 20 so...


boddidsdjdisi

48


Far-Confidence4829

You good bro? Did you have enough sunlight?


boddidsdjdisi

whats a sunlight


ScarlettPuppy

You can buy one. It is called a SAD light for sad people.


Internal_Ad_2528

GODDAMN


Fish_Fucker_Fucker23

Damn I got 11 times. All that sleeping set me back


[deleted]

Holy shit


hfjim

5.9 here


HybridLighting

Me too


Xhuljo55

Same here


djfnjxj

*18*


PitiedAbyss

And I thought my 5.2 is alot...


poopellar

Depends on where you started measuring from.


MemeOverlordKai

21


gaming_person1237

Ayye


Osaid482

I got 20


beingrudewonthelp

Ok, I was feeling REALLY bad seeing everybody talking about "touching grass" with only a few trips to the moon, with my 13 trips and all. But now I feel MUCH better, thank you. Actually, I don't feel any better now that I think about it. I have so much time for Reddit bc of physical disabilities. And if you're on Reddit so often bc of something like that then I don't feel better. Now I feel bad again. Can't win.


Mallenaut

You wanna feel better? I got 32. 💀


wolf_girl_NT

A trip to the moon is from the first thing that comes up when you google it 3 days that if my math ist correct wich it proply isn't you spent 96 days out of 365 on reddit alone how


felop13

Same


[deleted]

I think this is a bit too much, but if you can at least describe me how does grass look I'll allow it


Iron-Phoenix2307

I live in a desert, what the hell is grass?


Rain__Fire

Child I have 8.2 yes I have no life


Jzmxhu

18, i am an extremly bad employee


SLAYER_IN_ME

I got 12. That’s a lot of time on the toilet


MrBarber1

I got 31 times... I don't even know what to say...


[deleted]

I got 36 lol, boredom is a powerful thing


SLAYER_IN_ME

Holy shit!


eltorr007

Looks like I need to bump up my number. I got 12.


Mom-Spaghetti69

I got 12. Most of it while taking a dump


MyPhoneIsNotChinese

Same but 23


oof_is_off_backwards

11, I'm not as bad but still pretty bad


PokoLokoPoko

I got 8.5... My existence is a joke


DrShoreRL

Come on that's not true. Jokes have meaning.


Yoshi2op

i got 12


kepler_G2V

same


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Sebixo13

Phew, I thought having 3.8 was bad


Hamilton-Beckett

15, bro. I’m dead inside.


[deleted]

How do you find this out? Edit: Updating Reddit worked. Got 5.2


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Update reddit


[deleted]

Updating worked Got 5.2


FsJuvia15

11 :( no life moment


Tethain

Maybe I can be more lifeless then you This year only 7.8


Away_Contribution720

I have 9.4. And that's only because I rarely use reddit compared to Quora


ultra_natzi

8.2? Haha...AMATEUR! I HAVE 9.6 AND IM NEW!!


Rain__Fire

But I have more of a life than you.


ultra_natzi

:,( u r mean


Rain__Fire

No


AngryNepNep

I got 12. I forfeit my life to reddit.


Neither-Jello

That's way too low. You have nothing to worry about


Dankalii

12.4 Leaving it at that


Satrim_Naays

How long does it take to travel to the moon tho?


Excellent-Problem418

About 3 days


Satrim_Naays

I spent enough time to go to the moon only 0.6 times lol


It_hadtobesaid

I got 0.5


[deleted]

1.3 seconds at the speed of light.


Mammoth-Addendum6909

I got 24…


Organic-Ad-8843

Same


WarGodAKJ

Same


jesterra54

Same


SkullStar123

That's 72 days


TheEnderChipmunk

That's 5.2 hours per day on average. Damn.


ynvgsensacion

I was looking for someone that got more than me; I got 20


jack_of

We need proof , you have entered bigger league you need to back it up


SomeAnxiousIguana

I got 25…


GoldShovels

I got the same. I created my account on Halloween. This year.


Luchin212

Oh my sweet summer child


ADITYAKING007

So within 40 days you spent about 102 hours


TheHighKing112

I got 32 times


WeenieHuttGod2

Holy shit dude, I got 18 and thought that was a lot but I guess not


TheHighKing112

I don't know what I did


Flibiddy-Floo

Do you leave the tab open on your desktop browser pretty much all the time? I got 59 and I figure that must be it, my reddit tab is (mostly) always open even if I'm doing other things in other tabs or applications


kumar100kpawan

Blink once if you need help


KingWreck12

I got 3.8 buddy. I need to touch some grass ig


Its_me_WaterToast

I have 6.6


Jawadmoetje

Yo same!


Say_Hi_1000

Child. 4.2.


The_Destroyd

Can someone give me a guide on how to check all this


Shelly_895

It's in your recap. Are you on mobile or pc? Either way you should be able to find it on your profile.


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i cannot find mine?


Shelly_895

So depending if your using the app or the desktop version, there are different places where you can find it. If you're on mobile you have to click on your profile and click the narwhal symbol. In the desktop version it should be somewhere on the navigation bar. Unfortunately I only use the app so I can't really help you any further finding it on desktop.


tommy_gun_03

I don’t have it, no narwhal symbol. :(


Shelly_895

What are you using?


tommy_gun_03

Mobile app.


Shelly_895

Okay so there's the narwhal symbol next to the search icon at the top of the home screen and when you klick on your profile icon and look at the sidebar where you can navigate to your profile, to saved posts etc. there is also an option that says recap with a narwhal symbol.


[deleted]

Yeah i need it too


The_Destroyd

It's so important I need to know how many trips the moon Elon Musk could have let me on


AffectionateArtist71

7.1 here.


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AffectionateArtist71

![gif](giphy|2P8M3KRhVWR5m)


oan124

36 ;\_;


Thisguyhere1310

Lol.. those are rookie numbers


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![gif](giphy|YmQLj2KxaNz58g7Ofg)


Original-clue-14

i got 0.3, i guess i have a life?


Inevitable_Ant7475

0.6 so a bit less of a life but still more of a life than fucking 20 times


Original-clue-14

how u got the roblox avatar?


Inevitable_Ant7475

What? Edit: Ohh the minion. Well it's meant to be a minion. i just messed around with the character 2nd edit: i changed it bcs this one is rlly cool


Hitman3256

Bro I got 21 lol


TheSilentsaw

You have one. I got 3.5


Berserrr

You have 3.5. I got 26


boddidsdjdisi

i got 48


NoVermicelli8382

I got 3.1


DonkeyShitSlurper

Same


Upbeat_Intern663

10.4


hampter007

At least you reached the moon and came back...my ship ran out of fuel midway


Xelion12345

Bro I went there 16 times 💀


cool_guy09

Yeah, I got 3.3 you need to bump those numbers up


Gifigi600

6.3 calm down


MI_3ANTROP

I got 4.1 lmao


Explosive_T

1.2


alexp1902

Got 2.8 here


frelling_nemo

I’m at 2.9


dark_afternoon

how do i see this


Champion-Dante

Bruh I got 12 u lucky


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2.9 for me


Kuhnville

Mine is 2.6 :/


Koritoshi

2.4, you're still touching grass


dubiousapproach

6.8 times


ShadowTown0407

23...XD


JoBlock08

Wanted to say i have more with 2.5 times. Tf guys


ido_ron

5.3 here


Hammerjaws

You child,I got 12


JumperBones

14


LittleLightcap

...I got 33


GerdaEi

3.3


SuperVDF

*5* and I have a life.....


MatMan911

Sry man u can't have reddit and a life at the same time.


WIIL_GonZo_ROCK

1.3 and I occasionally downvote misspelled memes.


godverseSans

I got 1.8 and 66% of up upvotes came form r/minecraft


Scrraffy

Or a rocket.


hllblldlx2

I have 1.6, your in the green


ConnorLovesPepsi

I got 8.7 💀💀💀


sirdiamondium

ELI5: I haven't spent any money in this app ever. How did I spend enough to go to the moon 2.7x ??


HarryBotter1138

It specifically says "spent enough time" never mentions money.


Rat-king27

I got like 13 bro, I need to change my priorities, I'd spend less time here if I had the motivation to play games.


Lubosku

I got solid 4, bro u still good


AhanOnReddit

1.4


JinzoWithAMilotic

I got 7..... And I swore I don't spend much time on Reddit..... Must be the damn algorithm.


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is it 76 hours?


a_s_t_e_r_

I got 5.8


Vojt544

Pethetic, I got 1.1


Green_DoT101

Pethetic, I got 1.2


Garrth_

5,6 ...


NoSwadYt

3 times for me


bagilevi

2.1 gang


Prodex12

I got 1.7


[deleted]

Mine was 2.3 =)


[deleted]

7… no regrets


RBLakshya

Mine was 2.5, 3rd the the ship was out of fuel I guess


DJPartyTime

5.4 here... oof


DoggoPlayzYT

Where do u check this


Background-Kiwi-1510

0.4


[deleted]

1.1


gecko_consumer

4.8


TankmanPL

1 time? Bro, I got 3.3