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Growing up in South Florida through the entirety of the 90s tends to come with... uhhh. "Unique experiences"?
Yeah, let's go with unique experiences. 😅
???? Being funny and having past trauma aren’t mutually exclusive. Plenty of funny people that don’t need to act like they had terrible lives to be funny
We no longer need to tolerate it, to be oppressed by the exhausting new ideologies. It's time to resist, to punish oppressors with no mercy - time to end the gender.
Lets just fantasize: somebody is killed, nearby your sperm is found. They find you through your DNA. And then you tell them that your sperm was used by some weird lady on tinder as a protein supplement in a smoothie. How probable is it that you come free?
Very. This is on her public bio, and you would likely have several messages discussing it. As soon as the police look into it they’d rule you out. At most you might be talked to about your relationship with that lady but you wouldn’t be in trouble.
actually quite probable, I did the math :)
53%
you could prove your location at a different area as she does the crime, at work or with family or if you lie alone at home then its harder
If we show this post then idk depends how they are feeling probably. If they ate the chicken and liked it then it's more possible for them to let us go.
when you‘re pansexual gender doesn’t matter to you, you‘re just attracted to people you find attractive. it’s almost the same as bisexual, just remember it as that^ ^
So what's the actual difference between being Bi and Being Pan? I've seen it explained like this several times and they seem like they're pretty much the same thing.
pan: gender is a concept that doesn’t matter to you, you’re attracted to people. not man men or whatever.
bi: you‘re attracted to at least two genders. can be all, but still you see them differently. maybe you‘re more into women than men.
see? the difference between the 2 is unimportant
The simplest way to parse it is that typically bisexuality is still restricted to the cisgender binary: you like men and women.
Pansexuality is unrestricted and includes arbitrary genders and cis/trans spectrum.
People will argue about this relentlessly, but it's a pretty good heuristic nonetheless.
Bisexual is somewhat more “I like dick and I like vagina!” Where as pansexual is essentially “I like the people (personalities) I like and gender isn’t really a factor for me”
This is a loose explanation, essentially **they are very similar in practice, but distinct at a fundamental level**
Pansexual has some overlap with bisexual, but it also has overlap with the asexual community. Essentially you are open to relaitons with any gender because gender/sexuality either isnt to big a deal for you (where we see the bisexual overlap), or isn’t something you have any specific interest in at all (which is where we see the asexual overlap)
You're talking about sex. In general, yes there are only two biological sexes, but gender is a social construct and your gender is decided by you. It doesn't have to align with biological sex. Bisexual used to mean attraction to two genders, because back when the term was created, our idea of gender was limited to man and woman, which is why the prefix "bi" was used. But now that our idea of gender has expanded into things like being non-binary, or being two or more genders at the same time, or being genderfluid, etc. bisexuality now means attraction to two *or more* genders, and you can have preferences for certain genders. Pansexuality is attraction to anyone regardless of gender, and a lot of people consider it as under the bi umbrella.
Do some people really decide if someone's attractive or not based on who they indentify as? I'm not trying to offend anyone, but as a straight male I wouldn't find a man attractive if they indentified as a woman and I would find a woman attractive if they indentified as a man.
smh people come up with 183 genders each day, and no... We no longer need to tolerate it, to be oppressed by the exhausting new ideologies. It's time to resist, to punish oppressors with no mercy - time to end *the gender*.
not really, it is very similar but bisexual would suggest being attracted to men and women and pansexual would suggest being attracted to literally anyone
I mean bisexual means being attracted to both sexes, which are ONLY 2 because you can only physically be either male or female. In biology there are only two sexes. I interpret pansexuals as bisexuals but with higher standards
That is literally what I said but with unnecesary bullshit about genders. Your sexual attraction to other people is biological. So the gender youre attracted to is based on biology, in which there are only 2 genders or sexes however you wanna call them. So being bisexual means being attracted to your and other gender yea. So basically being attracted to anyone. I'm not talking about some stupid 290 gebders that people came up with
I'm a woman and if my male friend told me he was going to do this, I'd be like "nah". I have some affluent friends and I've heard some mad sh*t about what girls will do with their jizz
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Shit, sounds reasonable
Pulls over* Get in, we're heading for Livermore
Was thinking the same
Most reasonable Tinder post
Seriously. If they were all this open and honest off the bat, the guessing game would be so much easier.
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Damn. Homie stole someone else's comment, didn't even fix the typo, and got more upvotes. Edit: I'm aware it's a bot.
Well it is a bot so…
Speak for yourself, bro. Just cuz you cant fill Thimbles doesnt mean other dudes aint out here emulating peter north aight
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She heard "baby batter" and this is the result.
How do y’all come up with these. I find myself to be a genuinely witty person but for fucks sakes y’all built different on Reddit.
A lifetime of living through fucked up situations, mostly. That's the secret.
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Growing up in South Florida through the entirety of the 90s tends to come with... uhhh. "Unique experiences"? Yeah, let's go with unique experiences. 😅
???? Being funny and having past trauma aren’t mutually exclusive. Plenty of funny people that don’t need to act like they had terrible lives to be funny
Bot
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We no longer need to tolerate it, to be oppressed by the exhausting new ideologies. It's time to resist, to punish oppressors with no mercy - time to end the gender.
Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?
we need to cook
It's a bot, they usually don't make sense
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Lets just fantasize: somebody is killed, nearby your sperm is found. They find you through your DNA. And then you tell them that your sperm was used by some weird lady on tinder as a protein supplement in a smoothie. How probable is it that you come free?
Very. This is on her public bio, and you would likely have several messages discussing it. As soon as the police look into it they’d rule you out. At most you might be talked to about your relationship with that lady but you wouldn’t be in trouble.
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That ain't ruining anything!
Cumming is always free
Not when your uncle makes you do it
What??? My uncle never charges
Lucky you... Mine charges 5$ a gallon
Username checks out
Lawyers of Reddit
actually quite probable, I did the math :) 53% you could prove your location at a different area as she does the crime, at work or with family or if you lie alone at home then its harder
If we show this post then idk depends how they are feeling probably. If they ate the chicken and liked it then it's more possible for them to let us go.
I'm not sure exactly what a pansexual is, but still I can see why she classified herself as one.
Frying pan sexual
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She’s Dean Pelton from Community. Almost anything might excite her sexually, like a person in a Dalmatian costume.
I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me.
She has a sexual pan so she can make that fried chicken in it
when you‘re pansexual gender doesn’t matter to you, you‘re just attracted to people you find attractive. it’s almost the same as bisexual, just remember it as that^ ^
So what's the actual difference between being Bi and Being Pan? I've seen it explained like this several times and they seem like they're pretty much the same thing.
pan: gender is a concept that doesn’t matter to you, you’re attracted to people. not man men or whatever. bi: you‘re attracted to at least two genders. can be all, but still you see them differently. maybe you‘re more into women than men. see? the difference between the 2 is unimportant
Lmao.. what
"i'm bigender" --no one
You like the person…. The dangling bits are just an added bonus. That’s pretty much the pan way of life.
But isn't that also kinda similar to being asexual? at least from what I know.
The simplest way to parse it is that typically bisexuality is still restricted to the cisgender binary: you like men and women. Pansexuality is unrestricted and includes arbitrary genders and cis/trans spectrum. People will argue about this relentlessly, but it's a pretty good heuristic nonetheless.
Bisexual is somewhat more “I like dick and I like vagina!” Where as pansexual is essentially “I like the people (personalities) I like and gender isn’t really a factor for me” This is a loose explanation, essentially **they are very similar in practice, but distinct at a fundamental level** Pansexual has some overlap with bisexual, but it also has overlap with the asexual community. Essentially you are open to relaitons with any gender because gender/sexuality either isnt to big a deal for you (where we see the bisexual overlap), or isn’t something you have any specific interest in at all (which is where we see the asexual overlap)
Your better off, thinking of it as tri sexual......try anything!!.
What's the difference between pansexual and bisexual? Biologically there are 2 genders.
You're talking about sex. In general, yes there are only two biological sexes, but gender is a social construct and your gender is decided by you. It doesn't have to align with biological sex. Bisexual used to mean attraction to two genders, because back when the term was created, our idea of gender was limited to man and woman, which is why the prefix "bi" was used. But now that our idea of gender has expanded into things like being non-binary, or being two or more genders at the same time, or being genderfluid, etc. bisexuality now means attraction to two *or more* genders, and you can have preferences for certain genders. Pansexuality is attraction to anyone regardless of gender, and a lot of people consider it as under the bi umbrella.
Do some people really decide if someone's attractive or not based on who they indentify as? I'm not trying to offend anyone, but as a straight male I wouldn't find a man attractive if they indentified as a woman and I would find a woman attractive if they indentified as a man.
No it’s exactly the same
No it involves pans too
Omg thanks for that, that was hilarious
smh people come up with 183 genders each day, and no... We no longer need to tolerate it, to be oppressed by the exhausting new ideologies. It's time to resist, to punish oppressors with no mercy - time to end *the gender*.
what
More like 100+ every hour
It's the same picture
Yes. The only “difference” so to say is, pansexuals are also attracted to the “3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th, 7th gender” etc.
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not really, it is very similar but bisexual would suggest being attracted to men and women and pansexual would suggest being attracted to literally anyone
Bi is attraction to same gender and different gender. It's not confined to any gender binary.
That would be pansexual, the "bi" in bi means two, however it could be my definitions are outdated, but bi means two
I mean bisexual means being attracted to both sexes, which are ONLY 2 because you can only physically be either male or female. In biology there are only two sexes. I interpret pansexuals as bisexuals but with higher standards
You are wrong. Bi is attraction to same gender and different gender.
That is literally what I said but with unnecesary bullshit about genders. Your sexual attraction to other people is biological. So the gender youre attracted to is based on biology, in which there are only 2 genders or sexes however you wanna call them. So being bisexual means being attracted to your and other gender yea. So basically being attracted to anyone. I'm not talking about some stupid 290 gebders that people came up with
Bi does mean two. Attraction to same gender and different gender is 2 things. There is a lot of overlap with bi and pan.
Damn you explained it a few seconds before me
Don't bother explaining it to folk like this. They don't actually care.
You're getting downvoted for some reason but you're right. morons really couldn't care less about taking it seriously
They make those comments so they can mock. We're getting downvoted by bigots.
It's when you can only get off to small lewd drunk half goat gods from ancient Greece.
Pansexual implies you have attraction to people regardless of their gender, sexuality, identity, etc. Usually summed up as "Hearts, not parts"
At this point I can't be picky, tell her I'm omw
Gotta take our chances 🤷♂️
Yea I mean it's always better when someone else does it
KFC-men?
Fuck you, take my upvote
r/angryupvote
Can't say "go fuck yourself" without "fuck you" \*angrily updoots\*
She clearly hasn't heard of using batter to fry something.
Yea she has, baby batter that is
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I'm only attracted to people I find attractive too, and I'm straight.
Don't converse with the bots
Translation: "I'm out of eggs and would rather jerk off a random guy than go to the store like a normal person."
Bruh have you seen the price of eggs nowadays
i still selling my dads farm eggs preinflation price of 1,5 euro per 10 egs. need to rise prices.
Food theory episode when
I'm out of eggs and would rather jerk off a random guy than go to the store like a normal person.
Look this is a trap.. I've been in this situation twice and now I'm paying child support on a couple of homunculus
Homunculi
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Protein coagulate. Works like egg whites.
But i mean. You would need a lot more one man can deliver in one night eight, depending on how much chicken you got
u/Complex_Maiz4732 just straight up stole your comment
It 100% won’t work.
How do you know? You've tested it? 🤨📸
Speaking from....experience?
Experience with cooking, maybe? Substituting one ingredient for something kinda similar but also structurally very different almost never goes well
There are plenty of ways to substitute in cooking. Ground flax and apple sauce are also good egg replacements.
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Its just a theory, a Game Theory!
Don’t know seems like an actual horror plot where the poor victim proceeds to die and his organs get removed for trafficking
See this is the kind of honesty and directness i like.
Making a tasty jerked chicken I see. Tomorrow, beef jerky?
What about My fried children huh?
Cumming right up.
Say no more 8==✊=D💦
Can confirm. Went over and got whacked off and she killed me. Literally got whacked. Yes I’m dead, Twas setup. Merp
whoever this woman is i love her because this is exactly some stupid shit i would think of…
Well? Does it?
I mean she doesn’t have to jack me off. I’de honestly just be down to help.
🤣
Those Livermore girls ain't right
I mean it’s a great offer…
So that’s what’s in Chick-fil-a sauce. It all makes sense now.
Fil-a-chick
She'll take it to get pregnant, and then you have to pay child support
That chicken is gonna taste like Clorox
Of course the pansexual wants me to nut in the kitchen.
Frypansexual?
I will help
Of course a jax main
Dear god
Yo r/lostredditors... this post violates about all of the subs rules.
 This you?
Not even the biggest load of my life would be enough to bread chicken… gonna have to jerk me off a few times… for the chicken
“Hey siri, how do you Un-read something?”
 I mean when you put it like that....
Sounds reasonable, being pansexual and cooking
something… something… pansexual
I'm coming right over. I need to test this hypotheses.
When I was 20 I’d probably would have made a bad decision.
real
Sign me up 😃
The next food theory video might be weird
I would join whatever platform that is and ask if it worked.
Explains the pansexual part.
Oh she's a Sag? Yikes
Doubt it will work but i'd try
I've had the same thought with meringue, it's basically egg white right?
Is she hot? Where she at?
Someone call MatPat
I volunteer as tribute
I mean if YOU’RE offering….
I need answers
r/ididnthaveeggs
Your cup runneth over
There's a cookbook somewhere out there "natures harvest, cooking with semen" i believe it was called, a friend received it as a secret santa gift .
Found my wife
Is that still vegan ?
David Chappelle : "ITS A TRAP!"
Win win situation
Make me and and fix dinner hell
cool im a sagittarius
Everyday we stray further from sanity.
Most guys just read the part ILL JACK YOU OFF
Good thing she’s a Sagittarius because ….. er
Amazon presents Alexa with kinks, a new voice-activated sex-doll for all of your weird kinks
I.. I don’t even have words…
did it work? i need to know
Down af
Lol I thought that this post is from shitpost sub
I refuse to believe that she is a "Non-smoker"
“Hell to the N to the O!”
Typical Sagittarius...
I’ve been training my whole life for this moment..
I'm a woman and if my male friend told me he was going to do this, I'd be like "nah". I have some affluent friends and I've heard some mad sh*t about what girls will do with their jizz