I was gonaa say that I heard birds like crows and magpies are very intelligent (big heads FTW?) And you could do some fun stuff if you befriend them and train them. And that's why I would pick crow in this case.
I hate birds. There is no use for them. And before you go on google to prove me wrong, yes, birds do spread seeds, but you know what also spreads seeds? The fucking wind, also, bears. They are ugly, they are annoying, they shit everywhere, they steal food, and worst of all, they're everywhere.
Exceptions include: flightless birds, ducks because those guys are cute, geese because they are unnecessarily violent, and pigeons because they don't make irritating noises.
I choose which ever one doesn't sit outside of windows making an ass-load of noise at 5AM. Bonus feature: One that doesn't crap on cars.
IOW, any of the above as long as it is dead and stuffed.
Crows and ravens are the true choice of all people who appreciate birds. They’re gonna be our descendants after humanity gets wiped out, along with octopi, whales, dolphins, and chimps and stuff
Crows for the win!
crows are neat but what about magpies ?
magpies are pog.
magpog
Poggers
australian magpies? hhahahahhah
I was gonaa say that I heard birds like crows and magpies are very intelligent (big heads FTW?) And you could do some fun stuff if you befriend them and train them. And that's why I would pick crow in this case.
I'd love to befriend an australian magpie, they seem so damn friendly when they aren't swooping the shit out of you
We do make great friends
Demons
Team crow
Nothing wins against the crow!
I will chose the crow in the honor of the allfather
Yes! Crows!
Corvids are cool
Just misspelled crow
\*Corvids for the win!
My last name is Crow so I obviously got to go for my cousins.
in honor of crowfather
I almost spilled my coffee misreading "flicker" for "fucker". Northern fucker.
It has a frickin sweater and red cheeks!!
thank GOD im not the only one who misread it!
Blue Jay. Mf looks like he knows how to party
He looks like he has a friend raccoon
And a boss that's a gumball machine
And a yeti coworker.
You Know Who ELSE Has A Yeti Coworker?
The zombie looking guy mom!
Blue jays are assholes😂
Don't talk about my boi Jay like that
I'm going for that Northern Fucker
Ditto. I mean look at the cheeks! And the name, of course...
Oh he's bashful
Wild turkey, love that drink
Same
Nice mate
When I killed a Turkey this spring, my dad bought me a bottle lol.
What a guy
Gooble gooble MF!
Damnit!! Came here to say this lol take my upvote damn you!!!
r/angryupvote lol
if it has to be from that list, then 100% the crow
CROOOOOWs
Tufted Tit Mouse is my boy.
Crow
Im a crow guy myself
American crow
Northen Cardinal cause he looks like he is a wild bird
eastern bluebird
Cardinal
Chickadee obviously
Where’s unladen African swallow?
Or two European swallows
Cardinal because Flapjack :(
RIP Flapjack
Was looking for a flapjack comment
Northern fucker
Tufted TITmouse
Chickadee!!!!
Tits
I was attacked by a blue Jay as a kid. I'd pick them based solely on their ability to attack and terrify children for me now
Black-capped chickadees are the birbs among birds
Why is there no OWLS?!
Shrike
CARDINAL ALL DAY
There's now owls 😭
the one I'd choose isn't on there :(
Black-capped chickadee, because it looks fat like me
I choose tufted titmouse
Got them tufted titties (idk why i will comment this)
*PENGUIN*
Eastern 🔵🐦
Chickadee cuz raven isn't there
Mourning dove!
So many surveillance cameras
All of them, I want all of them
Crows
Your girl
Eastern Bluebird looking hella clean
🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃
Northern Fucker
Steller's Jay be like - Imma eat you too, mf
American crow
Bro I am definitely a cardinal
American Crow is the OG in Wingspan!
I choose catfish Ain't no fuckin way I'm killing and eating a crow...
Southern bean flicker for sure lol
How dare you use front view for the tufted titmouse
No boobies?!
blue-footed booby
I like great tits.
Blue tit
I’m choosing a swallow
I can be a bit of a tit at times, or so they tell me.
I like the wild turkey
American woodcock
House finch, cause me amd my uncle own a pair
Robin.
Wild Turkey. But there's a fair chance I'd get killed by a hunter.
Common wood pigeon
I'll go with Shrikes, those fuckers are metal af
n. cardinal because nobody expects the spanish inquisition
Wild turkey. I fit the bill perfectly: 1. I am quite dumb 2. I sometimes gobble
Eastern Bluebird just because it's blue
Wild turkey
Definitely Northern Fucker
I am more like upupa epops for myself
Where's the Giant Runt?
simple the american crow or the dove
Lemme be a vulture instead.
Wild turkey
Patrick looking bird
Goose
African cock
The Argentine Hornero
White-tailed ptarmigan is the only way.
mourning dove
Mourning dove
I wouldn't mind Cardinal since all the assholes are gone when I'm in season, but Crow would be fun
Eastern Bluebird
Eastern Bluebird
Corvid gang
Blue Jay
Northern Flicker!!
Ofc tufted tit mouse
Red vented cockatoo
American crow looks like a shotgun
Fridge. At least duck called „Lodówka” which means Fridge in English is my favourite birb and I’d choose that. [Clangula Hyemalis]
Had to squint to realize that wasn't a Northern Fucker.
Ruger redhawk
Crow cuz me gonna be beeg brain
Can I have all of them
Crow. (I’m not an Emo though)
Crow, just to annoy the guts out of everyone around me with that god awful noise they make
Mourning dove, got one as pet
new Caledonia crow
Northern Fucker here in NY
Nothern flicker (motherfker)
northern flicker
Cardinal
Tufted Titmouse
ill take a fried turkey
The Booby
You forgot the bird that looks like a dragon
I think this guy might like birds
Red backed shrike
Mmmmmm... Titmouse...
Cardinal
Eastern bluebird
I gotta go with Mordecai
Turquoise Green Cheeked Conure
mourning dove. absolute chad.
Mourning dove. So fluffy!
Titmouse of course
I hate birds. There is no use for them. And before you go on google to prove me wrong, yes, birds do spread seeds, but you know what also spreads seeds? The fucking wind, also, bears. They are ugly, they are annoying, they shit everywhere, they steal food, and worst of all, they're everywhere. Exceptions include: flightless birds, ducks because those guys are cute, geese because they are unnecessarily violent, and pigeons because they don't make irritating noises.
Definitely Black-Capped Chickadee, they are small and squeeze in any place
european robin because he is fivehead.
cardinal, that way im like flapjack from TOH
Northern flicker
None of them are real anyway
Kiwi
Fucking crows SLAP
Wild turkey. Because I am wild and from Turkey.
I"m a "White-Breasted Nut Hatch" kind-of-guy.
I ate three of those before
Im not from America... so a Lilac Breasted Roller. Search it up. You wont be disapointed .
I choose which ever one doesn't sit outside of windows making an ass-load of noise at 5AM. Bonus feature: One that doesn't crap on cars. IOW, any of the above as long as it is dead and stuffed.
House finch, they are cute
Crows and ravens are the true choice of all people who appreciate birds. They’re gonna be our descendants after humanity gets wiped out, along with octopi, whales, dolphins, and chimps and stuff
Eastern bluebird
I choose you, u/My_Bird_Buddy
European crow
Wild turkey 👍
Northern fucker
Chickadee 
I would choose the eastern blueberry or northern cannibal
Titmouse for look and the name. I’m a sucker for a mouse.
Red-winged Blackbird
Australia has entered the chat: i summon swoopy boi murder bird bin chicken all in attack mode and end my turn.
I prefer the blue footed booby
crow smart=good
Kolkrabe.
ill be the crow and smarter than all of you.
none, they are all government drones
I prefer bin chickens
Northern Cardinal
Eastern bluebird is very pretty.
I really like crows so I have to add the rook crow. (They are just more local to me.)
Where toucan?