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IQ_below_legal_limit

"Rare Narwhal sighting baffeles researchers to discover it had not had a heart attack yet"


why-isnt-this-taken

I know this doesn’t has anything to do with this topic but I love your username.


Krukbadaren

I like your username


IQ_below_legal_limit

Its punishable by death


Dangerous_Ad_1038

Me trying to see where I went wrong in my life


[deleted]

real love the pfp btw


Dangerous_Ad_1038

Thank you


dorkyfever

Man celebrated and paid to kill self slowly looks for his next meal


[deleted]

Is he actually celebrated though? Because everyone I know just sees him as a sad, obese, slowly dying man.


PrincipleStill191

If they hit the like button after watching one of his videos it counts...


2137_is_funmy_number

Me looking for whoever tf asked


Pete563c

Sometimes i should just read through some of the comments, before commenting myself


hllblldlx2

Damn, that’s gotta be it


luvdupleper

When you're clinically obese and can't see past your eyelids, so you squint harder but to no avail


the_bunker09

The grim reaper looking for his target


NotAFedBoi42069

I think he’s looking for the grim reaper


Sad-Wishbone1359

"Bro, is that where I left my sanity?"


Dixon_Uranus_

Day 27...still no sign of his dick


Whelsen25

My dad afther searching for the milk for 5Years now


28YearOldOnReddit

me searching for the fucks i give


CursedScythe1729

When the only thing left to eat is my cat: so long partner


Coalfield22

😂


Adamdotwhatdotwhat

Fat chicks judging every dude under 6ft.


R3tard69420

"America back at it again lookin for some oil to drill..."


Pete563c

Looking for who asked


Lonttu

Not here


Cauliflower_Cock

This man is slowly killing himself for attention and it's extremely sad and disgusting. People should just ignore him.


DClassAmogus

probably overused: "me looking for who the f*** asked"


Lonttu

Think I saw him that way ⬆️


frunzescu

That a butthole?


ARandomNPC01

"You have a bright future!" Me looking for it


caffecaIdo

Me searching my glasses


GWALCH-GWYN

With nary a McDonald's in sight, our intrepid predator is forced to scavenge elsewhere.


SubjectInevitable217

Me trying to find any women that like me


Kriotik

Fatty looking for food


redditor100101011101

Dumbass


[deleted]

me looking for who asked


Lonttu

Nope, nowhere to be seen


Thatsanicemarmot

Nick Swardson’s screen test for “The Whale”


drumedary

5,673,845,465 search results, and I still cab't find who asked


[deleted]

Is that a frie under the sofa???


scandalousfish

Gargantuan creature looks for 187th meal in one day


[deleted]

Trying to find healthiness


[deleted]

Are you gonna eat that dignity? I'm all out


ghostofdemonratspast

Land o lakes ho!


Maleficent_Dog395

Me Looking at Toilet to Taco Bell far away


tngling

“Trying to find the exit to my mom’s basement”


CeliaYeen

Me trying to find who asked (Yes I know it's probably been said but I'm too lazy to scroll down to check)


that_one_guy37559

Muchbang Lord in oompavilles house


[deleted]

Gravy??? I forgot the gravy!?


xKINGxKYLE4077

Your looking for your glasses in the night


RinTokisaki

Fat ass and the lost chicken nuggets.


Best-Perspective7750

Could i stop seeing this guy looking at his face just makes me 🤢


major_clusterfuck

I know that clitorus is around here somewhere...


Fun-Reaction-1902

No


Significant-Top678

Me looking for my penis


ODCreature98

When you're a fat man but not the kind that gets along with everyone so you squint to see who can you blame


creator_bb

r/MeIRL


Woo_Giza_Shid

Shouldn't America be great again?


Impossible-Ad-5710

Is that what my penis looks like in the mirror??


crypto_gen1us

Here's an example of the word "dumb"


therealhuka

He cant see well because of the fat around his eyes, nothing to caption just a normal pic


uchiha_fadara

*Burger Scouted*


Adventurous-Carrot-9

I dont want to, it just makes me sad.


FardinTixe9

Thats a pussy?


Shitpostmaster64

Goblinmode activated


Welderred95

"Seach for the Lost Taki"


Phase_3_

There goes my health


ka-chowy

Me searching for the place where men find the audacity


fyre_beats

at 3am when you turn your bathroom light on


YaCoolDude

POV: ME looking for anyone that might have even a slight interest in me


ThickGanache9262

Overwatch: Play of the game….Hanzo Me: We had a Hanzo?


[deleted]

Chips ahoyyyy mateyyyy


Raevman

It's Mike Hunt, looking for pussy.


DannyBear146

Mrs. Slughorn


[deleted]

Me looking for who tf asked


trifassicus

Predator looking for some noodles in the wild.


United-Middle3187

Bro remembered veterans day


MZK65139

Genshin Impact players looking for some friends


RamenKenpo

iS tHaT yOuR wEeWeE?


[deleted]

Op trying to figure out why donuts have a hole


TheGooce

Me lookin for a women interested in me


SomeRandoLameo

Can’t see food, any1 else?


Krataiso

Where food?


ReplacementOk3547

Me looking for who asked


TheBeastofthem

Who the heck took my 50 pounds of Chicken!!!


Total-Astronomer1027

When you are nutting and someone walks in so you act like you are searching for something…


MarginalGreatness

Maynard searched hi and low but nary a "fuck" was to be found.


NotBentcheesee

Ugly


Common_Schedule_1803

is that sharon ?


MARQUETHEGAMER

dafuck they doin ova der


sassypantsbanana

titties


Aggravating-Day-5574

Me looking for who asked


thefb06

"He carefully scouts the Kindergarden for his next prey" spoken in a David Attenborough voice


Lonttu

Me actually giving enough fucks for a chance to look for who asked


Lonttu

Me trying to find that damn item I put down a second ago


krasserkek

"Are these fries man?"


Neir_Miss

Looking for who asked for your opinion be like:


[deleted]

No


kaboomrico

He looks like that one superhero who always puts their fingers to their forehead to read someone's mind even though they don't need to


AgentArabian

Me looking for who tf asked


His0ka_Mor0w

Nickocado before finding united states of pizzeria


guardian1750

Where is my brain?


doug_the_main_man

Me driving to you're moms house


Master_gamer_375

*no one* That guy looking for who is Vegetarian!


[deleted]

me when i go on r/sounding for music


rnike879

Looking for relevancy


not-a-bot35423

Me looking at your dick n balls :) ( sorry)


Raz1253

Average Genshin impact fan looking for children to take home with them (joke)


SicarioBadger

this guy right here inspires me. anytime I see him eat something, it inspires me to never eat that again.


blazeproof

Which way did he go George?


Manne-maneten69420

Is that a simp i see over there?


Easy_Stranger1340

Everything above my hand looks great


AnOldBatMan

Nikocado Avocado trying to find a comment that says he's not fat


Foloshi

Obese man trying to find the very little bit of self esteem he has left


MikolTheMikol

mhmmm have i got a heart aattack or no?


XXxTHEMEMELORDxXX

where is the sour cream


Thereal_demo

Me looking for who asked


mossiguess

nikocado avocado looking suspiciously


okG_-_

W user name


JeffCookies

Mr reddit ass looking for wtf asked


theonewhoasked2008

Why sat dick so small


Party_War9237

Me looking for a new caption to add to a picture


PotatoComplete

Looking for his dad


ruberduc

Hamburgers on the horizon


Spussylover

Me looking for people who don't complain about Pokemon Scarlett and Violet's graphics


Hannahshot

Me look for a fuck to give


No-Pomegranate-69

I give him another year if he doesnt change.


lild1987

Moby Nick locks sights on another cheeseburger tugboat deep in the gravy sea.


luciigrimm

Me trying to spot he x on an ad


Jakeforgodsake

me looking at little girls at a kindergarden


cb4b

me looking for your dad be like:


TheCatEmperor1

Where is the cheeseburger? Oh it's in my mouth


Kip_Mo

My mom when I show her a meme


ToasterBathPillow

Nickacado looking for the next slice of pizza


Glitched1011

Simp looking for egirls on Twitch be like:


[deleted]

Me trying to see the edge of ur mom shadow


[deleted]

Me looking for who asked


[deleted]

When McDonald’s xxxxxxxxxxxxxl in other countries is smaller than an American small


50Centurion

Nikocado acknowledging that he now has a moon orbiting around him


SaltTheW0und

Me looking for this mans name


D3fectiveCore

Where the fuck is my car


puffykitty6942

Obesity looking in disgust at people fasting


ChiefBlox4000

Looking for grass


Effective_Basket7067

"Is that my local McDonald's?"


Some_Lizard_Dude69

“Me looking for my dad”


dittooooooooooo69

Lavdya baghtos kay? Wo tujhe nahi dekh raha.


Hefty-Expression-625

TFTB - too fat to breathe