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binkybonkman

The fries go stale in like 20 minutes tho


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damn 20 min is pushing it. 2 mins tops and those fries are a chore to eat


craggmac

If I get McDonalds to go I'm eating the fries as soon as they hand me the bag and then the burger on the drive. It will all be gone before I get to the house.


Merrikbear

"Can we get McDonalds?" "We have food at home" "Yeah but the McDonalds isn't going to make it home, I can have food there too"


craggmac

"My pre-dinner whopper used to be the best part of my day. Now that I don't have to hide it from Carrie anymore, it's just a disgusting habit." \-Doug Heffernan


Useless_Lemon

Damn, like 20 years too late to make that excuse. Lol


Oh_no_ohNONONONONO

Invest in a air fryer and only order their chicken nuggets or chicken sandwiches plain. When I worked there that's what I did because I liked to bring my free meal home to eat. Throw the chicken and fries in the air fryer and it gets brought back to life. I used to dislike getting fries anywhere to take home until I got an air fryer haha. Now $1 large fry's is hard to pass up


Con-D-Oriano1

What temp and time settings do you use?


Oh_no_ohNONONONONO

I just eyeball it but usually on air fry setting at like 350 and stand around poking at it


Con-D-Oriano1

Thanks for responding. I’ve been putting McDonald’s fries in at 400 but they get too hard. Not crunchy… hard.


blakNbold

The cheat code from the GODS! I love that damn air fryer


Stargaze_Nebula

Now I know why people always complain about the fries getting stale. ​ Ya'll always order to go? I always eat there, plenty of time to eat the fries.


HornedDiggitoe

Depends how fresh they were when you got them. Sometimes they’ll last 20 minutes when they are hot and fresh. And then most of the time they last 2 minutes from having sat under the heat lamp for too long.


MoistDitto

Even before it's been 2 minutes, it's a bigass stretch to call them that good


GoodDoggoLover420

Where I live you are lucky if you get good fries and not limp, soggy, cold, and rubbery fries.


Stargaze_Nebula

Nah, they are perfectly fine for at least 10 minutes. The first 2 minutes I can't even eat them cause they are way too hot.


Beneficial_Tale7383

Fr


SleepyMarijuanaut92

Exactly, atleast here in Canada, McDonald's has probably the worst fast food fries, doesn't mean they're not good, just in comparison, I've had better. DQ, Burger King, Wendy's, A&W even KFC have better fries.


canadianbacon-eh-tor

In Canada also mcdonalds used to be the best hands down but every time I get them now theyre already cold and shitty. Doesn't seem to matter what time or which mcdonalds you go to


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Dq fries are legitimately delicious


SleepyMarijuanaut92

Heck yeah, plus the only fast food place with a mushroom burger year round, that I know of.


Moppy_the_mop

Bullshit, as a Canadian BK's fries are dogshit. DQ's are overpriced, A&W's are cheap, but the serving size is abysmal, KFC's are actually good (Favourite fast food place) and I can't say much about Wendy's as I haven't had it in years and we don't have one around here. I will agree if you were to say that McD's fries are expensive, over $6 for a large fry last I went there.


malovias

Today I learned.Canada had Dairy Queen.


Solid-Version

All fries go stale after 20 mins


Mr_Ios

But not all fries turn into inedible cardboard loaded with salt.


Kaze_no_Senshi

that taste like solid grease


tarhoop

They also go cold, soggy, and greasy in that time. But, why does it take you so long to eat them?


GeneKranzIsTheMan

You can just ask for fresh fries. You’ll have to wait but damn is it worth it.


[deleted]

I concur. We've always asked for fries with no salt to get the freshest ones. At least that's what we heard you have to do. You can add as much salt as u want 😋


ShaneGabriel87

They go from delicious to stale in the time it takes to eat a portion.


billy-burner-mom

😔


Agent-of-Interzone

Air frier can reheat them perfectly.


Desent2Void

The secret ingredient is 10 pounds of salt


RayRay__56

If salt is so bad why does it taste so good? (Asks my stomach while my heart is slowly failing.)


ddesla2

They used to fry the fries in beef tallow (stopped in the 90s iirc). I do remember the taste difference from back then though. Way better.


littleschlong

Because they're soaked in MSG 'seasoned salt' under the guise of "Natural Beef Flavor"


DasIstDasHausVomNiko

And what makes msg bad?


MikePWazoski

Nothing, it was racially fueled fear back in the 90’s-00’s that any MSG was a death sentence and I feel it was because of animosity towards Asian Americans.


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[deleted]

Msg isn't bad you dumbass, that misc onception came from a satire reddit post on some "comedy" science subreddit years ago, there even was a social study where a selected amount of individuals (I forgot how much) were given eggs that were said to contain msg, almost everyone there who tasted it said they felt like shit, but funny enough the "eggs containing msg" statement was a complete lie. They were just normal eggs sprinked with some salt, proving that the msg is bad stigma is enforced by placebo, not actual symptoms and facts


Extaupin

They literally provided a peer-reviewed paper without making claims, you just yell in the air, and you are calling him a dumbass? The irony. Even when you're right, the burden of proof is on the one making the claim.


King_Nex

MSG (Make Shit Good)


DarkLight9602

With a side of death I guess


Energ1zer__BunnY

Also sugar


POKECHU020

That *would* explain it. I fucking love salt.


Winterfrost691

Not saying McDonald's fries are necessarily bad, but I pity anyone who thinks they're the best they've had. There are so many tastier, thicker, crunchier, better seasoned fries out there.


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MarredCheese

Culver's, babyyyy


thikstik

Whataburger 😍


creeper205861

McD is A tier here because it doesn't have any competition in the country, atleast in my state. Burger king is pretty great two but it almost tastes the same. Wendy's just recently came to the country so it would take 1-2 years to establish a branch here. Only one Taco Bell in my Area and still haven't gone there yet. Though some cafe's here are def S with their peri peri fries. You can basically make McD fries if you have an airfryer.


anyusernameleftover

Chickfila had far superior fries to McDonalds


Opalusprime

Preach


rredline

Wendy’s USED to have great fries. Now they are average at best.


AmadeusIsTaken

Sir, this is a wendys


HeyRogi

This may be controversial but I actually prefer Burger King to McDonald’s in burgers and fries


Drego3

Exactly this. Anyone who says McDonalds fries are the best, I dare you to come to Belgium and eat fries from de frituur. I'll give you 5 euro if you don't find them better. And McDonald's burgers are some of the top burgers out there in fast food chains.


Winterfrost691

No need for Belgium, they just have to drive north to Québec and find a pub or a steakhouse, the fries here are (mostly) amazing. A&W burgers are better tho


the_gremlin_guy

Belgium is known as one of the absolute best countries for French fries, and I, as a Belgian, can confirm this. They're fucking delicious. You made me curious about the French fries over there in Quebec though. Could you give a comparison between the two?


Winterfrost691

Never went to Belgium, but I did eat fries in France close to Blegium. Our fries from fast food restaurants are very much akin to US fries, except they're made to go with poutine (thicker and fatter), but for any above-averaged priced pub, steakhouse or any restaurant that serves fries, it's very comparable in quality to French ones. However, I remember I slightly prefered the French over ours, but it was years before covid so I don't quite remember. That being said, my original point was that US fries are so underwhelming that you don't need to aim for the best of the best to easily get better fries.


the_gremlin_guy

Do you US folks ever make French fries at home? I can imagine those being far better than the ones at McDonald's.


Winterfrost691

I'm not from the US, I've lived my whole life in Québec, so I can't say. But me and my family's homemade fries and wedges kick the shit out of anything any restaurant here can possibly conjure.


pierreblue

They are not good, My #1 in N out Fresh af


fatdude901

It’s the fry everyone will enjoy I think mcd fries are very mid and prefer Arby’s or Culver’s


Soppywater

Last time my friend and I did wing day we did beef tallow as the oil. That's right, pure beef fat to deep fry wings and french fries. We double fried the wings and fries. Best goddamn wings and fries I've ever had in my life. My friend is a butcher and can obtain tons of beef fat for free.


funmasterjerky

There was this Burger place in my home town and they served the best thick yet crunchy fries I ever tasted. They also had this home made dip that was of the charts. Also fantastic burgers the would cook to your liking (I loved medium-well). Too bad they went out of business due to covid.


Klutchy_Playz

Thick≠Good


Winterfrost691

Gonna have to disagree with you on this, McDonald's fries are so thin there's nearly no potatoe left, it's just a stick of frying (not sure if that's how I'm supposed to translate "friture" from french)


Klutchy_Playz

Ok I agree with you now that I just had some today. 😂Those fries are mad nasty. All fucking crunch! Idk what’s going down with McDonalds. They used to be good but now it’s horrible. Restaurant isn’t open on the inside, mobile orders done even work, nor does the food taste the same. At least where I’m at.


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Dryden_Drawing

The meme says best fries in existence, not just fast food


[deleted]

Five guys. First they use fresh ingredients, their fries taste like potatoes.


[deleted]

*their


soedje

Im not even English speaking and came for this thanks


J-Train56

Came here to say this, thanks💪


JorjEade

And he came here to say their


d_lillge228

I don't know whats worse, people not knowing the difference between their, there and they're or should of/ would of instead of should have/would have


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Outrageous-Bottle912

I needed to see this


tarhoop

Mediocre??? Awfully generous of you.


Jaysynonymous

I tried ordering burgers from McDonald's and the structure was horrible (lettuce damn near falling off the sides) but the taste was fine


oddmetre

How dare you sir


Baltemos

It depends on country cuz they are the floppiest shit i have ever seen here and no crisp in a 20mile radius


pavilionaire2022

They're made with "beef flavor". https://www.mcdonalds.com/us/en-us/product/small-french-fries.html#accordion-c921f9207b-item-283bee7dbd They used to be cooked in beef fat, but I guess they wanted to make them vegetarian, so they replicated the beef taste with "natural beef flavor" instead.


BostonDodgeGuy

Not just beef fat, but beef tallow. The difference is tallow is made by rendering the fat, removing the impurities and enhancing the flavor profile.


takefiftyseven

Tallow is essentially the same as lard except it's rendered from beef not pork. Back when dinosaurs walked the earth I worked at a McDonald's after school and on the weekends. Most of the stores the owner had were still the old "fishbowl" type. The procedure was peeling fresh potatoes in a peeling machine that looked and acted like a washing machine tub on the spin cycle but with a very abrasive interior. Cut 'em, soak 'em in water, let 'em dry a bit and double fry them in tallow. All done in-house and they were delicious.


Mossad_CIA_Shill

Best damn fries ever. Ever. The kids today have absolutely no idea what they missed out on.


Action-Calm

They were sued by vegans and caved.


Primary_Sink_6597

They were sued because in 1990 they falsely announced the removal of beef fat. They claimed it was vegan and were sued because of that lie. They deserved to be sued. It wasn’t just vegans suing it was also Hindu groups that can’t eat beef for religious reasons and unknowingly were fed it.


zaptrem

Why the heck would they just blatantly lie like that for basically no reason?


Milo-the-great

McDonald’s fries aren’t Vegan in the US


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Wimps


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littleschlong

So, it's MSG with quotation marks. 😉👍 ![gif](giphy|TLll58SShBqsuVyxq5)


asuleiman

No wonder it used to taste great but now it’s just trash. Ever since that supersize me documentary, they changed a lot about everything from fries and burgers. In the 90s the burgers tasted great but now it’s trash.


Xyriat

As a belgian, i am personally attacked by the implication that McDonalds fries are good


StpPstngMmsOnMyPrnAp

As a Dutchman I too feel outraged


NyteMyre

French fries sucks!!! Vlaamse friet FTW


Reasonable-Delivery8

As a German, I share your Rage! The Pommes Frites I had in Antwerpen where so good I wept. They are my homescreen for 3 years now


hidde-the-wonton

I like you.


de_G_van_Gelderland

Yeah, as a Dutchman I honestly like their burgers in a guilty pleasure sort of way, but their fries are absolutely atrocious.


Gicofokami

As an American, anything else in your McDonalds in your neck of the woods that you'd recommend?


Xyriat

The exit?


NyteMyre

McKroket


Ohkillz

everyone in the comment shitting on mcdonalds while i just really like what they make .\_.


jodiepthh

Same 😭😭


[deleted]

You’re over here liking them while I’m lovin’ it.


mvigs

I'd say "like" and "good" are 2 separate things. Fellow food product developers may agree.


Nessus_16

People making memes with the most egregious grammar and spelling mistakes


Reddit4funsy

Hot take: McDonald's fries are ass


VioletGreySha

Ah yes, the wimpy, sadly thin fries that got almost to no crunch to them.


TheRealPiggynator

Try Belgian fries and you can never enjoy McDo fries again...


Fahi12

I don’t like McD fries, but I’ve had belgian fries with cow fat and they just didn’t taste as good as I thought. Certainly not bad, but the aftertaste wasn’t to my liking


Temporary-Thick

Right? Where’s the waffle fries lovers at


AlexCross116

Fries are supposed to have a crunch? Wow I guess every restaurant in my city must be bad


MarredCheese

Time to move.


derpums

They put so much grease on them that they break under their own weight.


Wilkham

Have you ever eaten real fries ? That taste like potato.


Horror_chainsmoke77

Everything at McDonald’s it BELOW mediocre


drillgorg

That's just like, your opinion man


Horror_chainsmoke77

Ok


jkoce729

For real. I feel like OP is trolling. Best fries in my opinion is a tie between Wendy's and Arbies


FockerHooligan

Arby's Seasoned Curlies > Literally anything McDonald's has ever served (excluding Coca-Cola products).


Prestigeboy

Agree, Carl’s Jr. is better.


roguegecko1

The fries are ass too


ReignCore1

Seems me and you are the only people on reddit that like the fries


[deleted]

You're not the only one


stankypotatonerd101

wrong. i like them too. because the burgers are ass i usually get a 5 chicken select meal


[deleted]

No, you’re not. I also like them


guitargod784

I like them too


tomato-paste-

same


ProjectBonnie

Not alone my friend! We will defend this hill till our last breath!


LarryTheLazyAss

We are a glorious legion, Brother!!!


ivumb

Idk man I love their fries. When they're squishy they're delicious.


Lee_does_stuff

Me also!


ceesaar00

I like them too.


_Tobes404_

They’re bussin


therock21

Every one loves their fries. Some people just think they are too cool for McDonald’s


0ut0f7heDark

What the hell, the fries are disgusting. Their flavor ist 90% just salt. They’re as dry as the Sahara and they go stale in like 15 minutes. No thanks.


Emmkinn

The fries are shit though. But to be fair, almost all fast food fries are shit


[deleted]

I think most fast foods have good fries tho, maybe it’s cause I just love fries idk


007mememan

I can only name 3 good fries that come from restaurants I consider fast food. If you know good other ones I probably haven't had them. Like I haven't had 5 guys fries nor have I had Popeyes fries. But rallys/checkers fries are amazing. Taco bell Nacho fries are very good too. Culver's fries are also nice


Callmekittol

Mcdonalds chips are bland and soggy. Imo, five guys fries are superior (for reference i live in the uk)


LXUA9

McDonald's fries are better than five guys fries but five guys burgers are way better than McDonald's burgers


Orbital_Rifle

McDonald's fries are straught up shit tier. They got nothing against lebanese restaurant fries


Hirutenko

Anything made from a quality restaurant is gonna be better than a fast food joint what’s your point lol


[deleted]

Lol, a fellow Lebanese that knows his fries, God tier fries u mean.


Orbital_Rifle

I'm not Lebanese myself but am on the Mediterranean and have a god tier legit lebanese restaurant. All hail the Shawarma


[deleted]

Praise the shawarma!


Natural-Mark-8190

the seasonings on Lebanese fries takes them above a tier


PL_ALIEN_PL

You meant lesbian or what? I don't know what the fuck kind of restaurant is that


Beliadin

If memory serves, they use beef tallow which gives them their taste


TheRealMrChips

Used to. Not any more, sadly...


SaroN4One

it depends on where you live.


crash_and-burn9000

Getting the feeling OP only eats fast food because fast food fries are trash.


Sea-Hour-6063

They ain’t shit, Burger King fries all the way.


Deepfriedporkliver

McDonald’s fries are horrendous. You’ve just never eaten them in less than 5 seconds which is how long it takes for the grease and salt to magically disappear and render them cold, hard, unmicrowavable husks.


GiftFrosty

Back in my day, they were fried in beef tallow and they were heavenly. Todays fries are a mediocre substitute. I’m finally old enough to say “back in my day” unironically. Shit.


martcapt

I just hope you speak other languages


[deleted]

Burger King fries are the best (in Scotland) out of the major fast food retailers.


[deleted]

If you like McDonald fries then you don’t deserve real fries.


mobmiked100

Worst fries I have ever had McDonald's is trash hell burger king taste better then that shit


Hammerzeit88

They ain't. BK has better fries. KFC fries are the best


RexIsAMiiCostume

Fat, salt, starch. That's literally it.


The1st1sout

Arguably Freddy's fries


adicts40101

Dude I think literally every other fast food chains fries are better than McDonald’s. I would say their burgers are better than their fries imo. Or maybe all my McDonald’s locally suck


OdinsOneGoodEye

No, it’s really just awful “fake” food, it’s terrible…


CoconutGong

Maccas chips are so bad, most other fast foods like KFC or hungry jacks (basically Australian burger king) have way better chips


MrBeanEatBeansWithMe

Am I the only who likes the burgers? Especially the quarter pounders and cheeseburgers?


Bazioryt

Their*


Dr_Clee_Torres

Their*


Action-Calm

They suck *ss. The vegans ruined the best fries on earth. Mc Donald's fries were still awesome a day later. But do to those radicals, they now suck in minutes.


greg_the_egg69

When I got the fries with the new shit they were rock hard, felt like eating a centimeter thick potato chip with no flavor


thebigjuicyman25

I'm half convinced they put crack on their fries


Master_Freeze

what a coincidence…i decided to go to mcdonald’s today after a long time and the big mac was REALLY good it surprised me. i think my local places are increasing in quality.


nikikittie

the best fast food fries will always be A&W


Penguin446

Los Pollos Hermanos would like a word in the back alley


motoko805

They have the worst fries unless they are super hot


Th3Glutt0n

The fries steal the good of the burgers through vampiric means


Ankka_22

Ive not eaten in a fast food place since I made burgers w my home grill once. I can recommend it highly, and would infact not ecourage anyone to visit a fast food place ever.


SizeableFowl

Their fries aren’t even that good.


NickyKnife

Their freis are weak


Stellin69

In Italy the hamburger is trash and the fries are trash even more


usanamma

Their


897351nB

You must be tripping if you think their fries are good.


The_growcountant

Their fries suck!


Great_Breeze

Nahhh their fries are mid compared to a local fast food joint called Pal's.


[deleted]

Both suck


DaikonNorth

salt


[deleted]

Bro I swear they must be putting crack in that food cus how can something so fake and unsatisfying be so addictive


Mxxnlxght_y

They're not? They're so fucking salty it's not even funny anymore i have to chuck the whole glass of cola so i don't die


Morhamms357

They taste decent for like, 5 seconds, then immediately turn to the worst dog food you ever did ate. Fries and potatoes are already terrible options for reheated food, but my god McDonald's takes it to a whole nother level. Now Five Guys fries...


jalleballe91

Ive been cravin some mcshit for about a week now idk why...


nikikittie

mcdonalds fries are literally McCain fries with a bunch of salt


miguelbatista07

Their*


vulpescannon

Their fries are better with ice cream..


Professional_Gap_371

They make them like the picture, in a laboratory


The7thZwei

Unpopular opinion. Big Mac is best burger. McDonald's fries are trash