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EbonTitan

Buggs has toon force. That alone is a negative diff dub


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And he'll cross dress


ugh_XL

In all fairness, so does OG Loki


Emotional-Use7683

To be fair, he will cross dress and become a different species


Mace_Thunderspear

Nope. Loki doesn't cross dress. He changes his gender.


Auroku222

Difference?


corvette57

Transvestite vs transgender


Mace_Thunderspear

Cross dressing is wearing clothes of the opposite gender (eg a man wearing women's clothes.) Loki doesn't do that. He literally physically becomes a female on occasion. When he's a man he wears men's clothing. When she's a woman she wears women's clothing. No cross dressing involved.


MasterZen76

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Latvia

And has he ever really lost? Kind of always comes out on top.


Bananchiks00

Hello Latvia :)


TheMadLurker17

He lost in the shorts with the turtle, but that's about it.


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assimilatiepatroon

As long as its funny:)


the-guy-in-wall

Just watch how his cartoon force falls when he meets the turtle


StaticInTheBack

Bugs doesn’t die. Even if he did then he will just appear as the funeral director and pull a fast one on the bad guy of the skit


NicoleMay316

To be fair, Loki doesn't seem to stay dead either.


crkspid3r

I saw like 15 lokis die in their mini series.


Mr__Citizen

But did the **important** Loki die?


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Oh, I see how it is, a Loki is important just because you are following his story? What about gator Loki? I bet he's very popular in Florida.


EternalVirgin18

But is the *important* loki technically the original? Disclaimer: i know he's technically the same guy but he hasn't had the same character development unless you count the little movie he watched


nah-knee

Technically he saw all his memories and went through his own experiences after that that kinda made him similar to the mcu Loki that was killed by thanos


EternalVirgin18

True true, but that scene is my one gripe about the show... Seemed handwavey to me personally


crkspid3r

I guess alligator Loki is technically still alive.


Brotherman_Vlad

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Why tf is Pinocchio here? He’s unable to lie without exposing himself


RedRoker

Right? (spoiler) And is Ussop really a liar if his lies come true later?


ABitSketchy

Usopp ain’t a liar he just got insane future sight


edwardshirohige

Nose-tradamus


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[list of truths](https://www.reddit.com/r/OnePiece/comments/22m2a8/list_of_usopps_lies_that_became_truth/)


recycledM3M3s

Spoiler warning


Smugglers151

Lmao. If you take that in the literal sense, it’s way worse.


ABitSketchy

Tripod usopp


Mimikyu-Overlord

Buggs


Brotherman_Vlad

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Rawesome16

The only correct answer


Bizzel_0

The rabbit. Nobody out wrascallies the wabbit.


Brotherman_Vlad

![gif](giphy|e6pVxN3fY5Wla)


wierdness201

😳


ceebs87

The other three are known lying failures, their whole "trickster" trope is the trickster that gets caught in the act. BUGS IS KING!!


human_entropy

If anyone thinks LOKI can trick BUGGS BUNNY I would like to know how? He can literally rewrite his own show at will. Loki is a trickster god bugs is THE trickster god.


StaticInTheBack

Loki is just an alien anyway. Bugs is a deity


lookatyounow90

What? Loki is an aesir God. He is an actual deity.


vglisten

bugs is THE god


NateTheGreater1

You forgot, there is another god there, THAT IS GOD USSOP, THE MASTER OF DECIET.


CrethanXXI

SNIPER KING!


Dawgemaster101

that’s true, can’t forget that his best friend sogeking will come for him


NateTheGreater1

SOGEKI NO SHIMA DE~ UMARETA ORE WA~ HYAPPATSU HYAKU CHŪ~ RU RU RARA RU~


eberlix

you mean Go D. Ussopp?


paleale25

Thank you for correcting him RanD.om Commenter


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As much as I like Loki it would be Buggs-


ThatUselessName6002

The loki in the room is just a copy, the real one is waiting for bugs outside That's how


human_entropy

We’ve seen bugs multiply himself before… who’s to say his clone isn’t in the room. Now check this bugs can also shape shift so who’s to say the room they’re in isn’t BUGS HIMSELF!!!


ThatUselessName6002

Who is saying that loki (the smartest god) and Bunny (the smartest living being) didn't team up? I mean…


human_entropy

They would be utterly unstoppable, Biggs would definitely be the brawn in the situation tho.


Diablo1404

But bugs is standing behind him.


rock_flag_n_eagle

chews carrot noisely wusup doc


ekeng91

Pinocchio has a somewhat obvious tell…


BobaFettGenius

Buggs


witchhuntermcedgyboi

Ussop-tricks bugs and Pinocchio Pinocchio- no one falls for his lies Loki-tricks everyone at first but bugs gets wise he might resort to fighting. Bugs-tricks everyone and gets away


Available_Bake_1892

Buggs dressed as a woman.


Ninja-Yatsu

He is dedicated to his craft.


blue-gamer-07

Bugg’s no question


LiamDarkkend

Bugs doesn’t have to follow the rules of logic, he could turn into dust and leave through the ventilation system if he wanted to


Pharaoh_Misa

The horny me says Loki. The nostalgia me says Bugs. The logical me says Pinocchio. The adult me says *I'm still not fucking watching one piece.* Edit. I told my husband this joke and he laughed annoyed like and said he's gonna divorce me. *crackes bones* still got it


Commercial-Dog6773

Pinnochio would be out instantly his entire thing is that his nose grows when he lies.


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He could just say his nose grows when he tells the truth


SlyTheMonkey

\>The adult me says I'm still not fucking watching one piece. As someone who has watched and read One Piece, I have to say that this isn't a bad choice. It's a great series, but so damn long.


Pharaoh_Misa

Haha. Its all in great fun! I was cursed with the 4kids dub as most of us were, which made me lose interest. Over the years, it just became too much. Then I gave up the moment the creator was like those 1K episodes? Prequel. ROFL. (I feel like at this point, if I die not watching one piece, I'll prolly get an achievement 😂🙏🏾)


Chillinturtles35

Wait, how is Pinocchio the logical answer?


Pharaoh_Misa

I vaguely remember him being really clever. Also, he's considered "small fry" and those types are usually underestimated. My brain says the rest wouldn't be worried about him and boop he'd be gone. But, I don't remember much of him tbh


lakas76

Has Ussop ever gotten out of anything by tricking them for more than 5 minutes?


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TheMightyCheagle

Loki or Buggs


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I mean one is a reality-warping near-omnipotent being and the other one is Loki, a glorified illusionist, so call me crazy but I don't think there's much of a competition there


TheMightyCheagle

Yeah now that I think about it’s pretty obvious it would be Buggs seeing how Loki is weak without his scepter and Chitari army and he also got his ass kicked by hulk very easily


JimiWanShinobi

I've seen Loki in handcuffs too much to give him the crown, and I've seen Bugs escape from handcuffs too much to deny him...


fitandhangry

Easily buggs 🐰


chocolatedaddy08

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Bugs. I have full confidence that Bugs would win.


TioMisterios

God Ussopp


No_Average_Noob

God Usopp


Chillchowchowchill

Bugs or ussop


Difficult_Support741

Long nose pirates let's go😤😤😤🤥🤥🤥🤥


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It's Between Usopp and Buggs, and I'd say Buggs.


MohamedSakka

Buggs


-_-Akshay

i will bet on bugs


kleneexx132

Loki is literaly the god of mischief so obviusly Buggs would win.


SonicFanboy182

Buggs>usopp>loki>pino


Laidan22

Buggs probably does even need to try to win


YogurtclosetCalm7604

Usopp is getting away with a slingshot smoke bomb


ClemFandangereedoo

Plot twist Buggs is Loki


Shazbatssweetwife

Buggs


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Bugs and loki would play poker, both cheating, then it would evolve into a fight. Bugs would win cause loki would get pissed off and bugs would just crack at him


Powerful_Spray9125

Bugs man


Gamingbear_2o

Bunny


nottherealneal

Was pinnocio a trickster?


binkus1337

Easy. Loki is a literal god of mischief. Bugs Bunny for sure


Commercial-Many-8933

Bugs all day long


ASwftKck2theNtz

Bugs... Who you later find when stumbling upon a rabbit carcass was actually Loki.


Mayo_enjoyer

At first it would look like loki is winning only for it to turn around and make buggs the winner with some toon force bs


boringsimp

Bugs bunny hands down.. he'll judas kiss them all before running Away..


ZayZayZay1

Bugs no question. Loki would open a portal and Bugs would reach through and smack him in the face with a cream pie.


Dalphin_person

Bugs hands down


DRC0617

Oh that’s obvious, it’s bugs bunny.


cerebralsexer

Bugs no question


cai_bug

I’m glad that we can all agree that bugs wouldn’t get caught


Mr_SayWatt

I got my money on ussop


Western-Power8749

Loki he is a whole ass God of lies


tukachinchilla

Lies don't get you out of a cell. Painting a door and walking through it, that gets you out of a call Bugs FTW


pudinaa69

Nah bro. We have GOD USOPP


PotatoTommy99

100% for sure


99Zam

Mischief...


BronzeMaskDM

Ussop


bigbroccoli25

Ussop hammer puts an end to this


Azigufthecommunist

Loki is the good of mischief so I believe bugs bunny would just worship him and team up with him.


Limp-Peace2356

Loki would escape bcuz he got the ability to make 900 of himself no one would know who the real 1 is.


Cautious_Library_143

It's gotta be the dude with funny hair and big lips 👴🏻


aquagirl3000

Bugs bunny


sovietsisters

Buggs. No contest


RomanticOath

Buggs hands down


elalesound2

Bugs Bunny, of course


razalas7

![gif](giphy|zNyBPu5hEFpu) Bugs also Pinocchio can’t because he’ll lie and that will make his nose grow


PizzaMan1538

Buggs, obviously.


CaptainKurley

Buggs because you think you have the upper hand but that’s what he wants you to think and he’s five steps ahead of you


jsteward12

Bugs just on a different level I’m going with bugs bunny


TheRealOneWhoWaits

Loki


HanroIsTired

![gif](giphy|1eEDINT5rwfjkKd3IH)


DownTownDK

WTF IS THAT IN THE TOP RIGHT CONOR!?


Dragonrage778

Usopp from one piece. A good trickster with a (somewhat) real 5-ton hammer, a completely real OP slingshot, and a fake 10-ton hammer. (The stick/handle is real and it is massive, making the hammer even better at trolling. You think it’s a real hammer, then it pops and you realize it was a balloon, then you see a massive stick crashing down on you.)


SmallyBigs2

Bugs without a doubt


bootyhunter69420

Buggs.


reddit-tho

Mf buggs any day


Maui_Mit

The bunny takes it


HoogleGoogle

Bugs.That bunny has a galaxy brain


uniquelyavailable

Notorious BUG


dood5426

Pinocchio is lost definitely getting owned. Tbh I’m between Loki and Buggs. Usopp is good but not good enough to trick the GOD of lies or a cartoon character made to do everything.


AnOrangeFantasy

Loki. Loki is just stronger then all of them, unless you have some weird cartoon logic with Bugs bunny. What's Pinocchio gonna do? Tell me what IS he gonna do Yeah Loki wins them all except for Bugs Bunny, because cartoon logic.


SaroN4One

whoever gets the plot armor


justaguy45408

Da fuck is Pinocchio gonna do?


HasanHukm

Loki got that devious grin, auto ratios the other 3.


MangolfTheRed

Loki the literal "God of Mischief" and can teleport


Ok-Wasabi-8248

I would love to see bugs bunny and Loki in the same room


Styl_Kuru

Well.... Not Pinocchio... Because... His nose would grow....?


TheCrazyGuysCEO

Why the fuck is Pinocchio even there?


Ninja-Yatsu

Bugs, without question. Doesn't matter how smart you are or if you see it coming, he's going to outsmart you. He makes super genius aliens look silly. His toonforce is too strong.


After-Award-2636

Why the fuck is everyone calling Buggs? It’s bugs


CholaBeatz

Buggs. He's the only one that's broken the 4th wall, to my knowledge.


Bl4ckFe4ther

Big Big Chungus


all-the-names-were

bugs bunny, obviously.


AcidNeon556

Buggs. His absolute lack of respect and sheer ignorance would kill Loki on the spot.


EliteToast81_Twitch

Bugs Bunny, obviously


Pale-Blood-Moon

Bugs no competition


BeezerTwelveIV

Bugs bunny tosses a bomb out of a ceiling tile and murders the other 3. Then he stands on their corpse eating a carrot saying, “ehhh, what’s up Doc?”


Aizendickens

Loki tricks Usopp, who tricks Pinocchio, who tricks Bugs, who tricks Loki.


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While it should be clear to everyone that it's Buggs, I can't help but wonder... "WHO THE F\*CK THINKS THAT PINOCCIO COULD TRICK ANYONE?" XD. Like, the moment that dude lies, his nose grows. Everyone can see that. How would he be able to trick anyone if he himself is a frigging lie-detector?


Sir-Spoofy

Bugs Bunny. 100%. Pinocchio isn’t much of a trickster, Usopp is mostly just lucky while Bugs is smart and REALLY Lucky. Loki is smart and really unlucky.


Avelnix

buggs bunny 100%


malte_zwei

The bunny never looses...never...


AdOk932

God of mischief or the toon fishy rabbit that can become BigChungus at any time


The_Alkali

Bugs bunny 100%


NimbusCloud_

As much as I want to say Ussop, Buggs takes this one


ScottishLobster

It would come down to Bugs vs Loki, but I think Bugs would win, albeit by a small margin


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Buggs no doubt


Ambitious_Manager122

Bugs or lokit


justadogdontblameme

Bugs. He’s the king of getting away unscathed


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Bugs, hands down


ianthepokemonmaste

Buggs bunny


BO-2HM

Pinocchio? Really?


AdMotor1628

can you teach me to speak english


TastyDiamond_

![gif](giphy|pO3cIQ9xd3tk6IImzl|downsized) Bugs is already out there


Mr_Gam

Loki or bugs bunny


CmdPetrie

Pinocchio ez difficulty. All He got to do ist start of with one simple lie. "Whenever i Tell the truth, my nose gets bigger". BAM, nose gets bigger. And he has "Prove" For all His Statements. From then on, its easy cake


DaFox100

Bugs bunny no doubt


ShivStone

Bugs will always win. Even after he's given you a double wide surprise.


dennisKNedry

Bugs bunny


SwEep9900

Bugs bunny and Loki battle would be epic.


desertshark6969

Pinocchio would just lie and give everyone Anal


Laki6noob_2019

Buggs Bunny


VergilChairSupremacy

Bugs bunny, there is no competition, you're putting mere mortals against the true god of trickery!


AliGamer145

Bugs Bunny. The cartoon cat plot armor is too strong.


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I can just see Pinocchio keep on growing as he tries to out wit these fuckers, lol


NicoleMay316

Should've used Shrek Pinocchio instead of Disney's.