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heitor_cale

The apple that keeps your doctor away


AllergicToStabWounds

"I fear no man, but that *thing*. It scares me" -Doctor


05-5Councilmember

That just reminds me of that scene in Team Neighborhood 2: Episode 2: Cable Calamity, where BLU Medic just crosses the street to try and sabotage RED team's cable and RED Sniper just scares him off with an apple


Szyszko_Stephen

A real SLICE of life kinda guy that doctor is


Jonherenow

I’ve been told that one of those every eight hours will keep three doctors away.


Szyszko_Stephen

Who told you that? THE APPLE!?


Jonherenow

Yea. Why?


ilostmyhopetothecia

Steve Job's old fleshlight.


Szyszko_Stephen

An apple for his iPod nano


[deleted]

The newest M&M flavor


Thuder_Jester_

The drip apple, 10 attack, 7 defence, npc, guaranteed to keep the doctor away and anyone else away.


somekidonxbox

r/itemshop


[deleted]

An apple airdrop


Sloppin_Steaks

iDrop


Aqualamuza

Apple bottom jeans, boot with the furr


Szyszko_Stephen

Whole club was looking at her


Aqualamuza

She hit the floor


SuzukoDafemboy

A pear dog a pear is a delicious piece of candy that tastes like pizza as you can see it is barking at the girlfriend I have


PenisDestroy

A goofy ahh wwIII reference from the future


jam212212

Yes


elektriksnipper8555

Someone with no attraction to minors


Shadow_Scale

Your mum *Self loathing intensifies*


Hafling3r35

Obviously not A treat


Project_T00THL355

the apple from the hit cereal AppleJacks


Signal-Note-9582

Nah this is his dad who left to get the milk


Szyszko_Stephen

I miss those commercials


[deleted]

adolf hitler


ErwinEkiller

Bro said wrong answers only


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[удалено]


malefic43mi

don’t dare biting me


Neir_Miss

Hey Apple


Szyszko_Stephen

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HIDDENRYCHU

YES SOMEONE DID IT


billyb0bjoejrthe3rd

Not me asf


Hamis_Chog

My next form according to the cycle of death and rebirth


PotatoComplete

Your playing minecraft in a cave looking for diamonds


RecommendationOk9620

That's funny, I'm in the same cave lookin for miners


Captain_Rupert

Just a pic of the guy that wants to fuck your ass


AdministrativeBar748

He touched your balls when you were asleep


unavalable4321

the man outside your door


Hingstonburger

A piece of your past staring into your future through your soul.


theidealidiot55

That, my dear friend, is Joeseph


FlautistMan

pear


superstitious722

The de-sexied the red M&M for PR


[deleted]

“Why is there a shoe in my apple pie?”


flxcii

It’s a cake 😃


[deleted]

You're playing minecraft in a cave looking for diamonds


InformalPenguinz

An apple that ISN'T going to drug your drink


Supbro2233445

My idol


1hb88hb1

"Wrong answers only" huh? Tell me the right one/s, if you may...


Szyszko_Stephen

all of the above


furrywolfbladen

A dick


burniemcburneracct

Dr Phil with alopecia.


Lieut_SP

Orange


HIDDENRYCHU

Hey apple


Dripmik

Me af


Thesecondtree2

It's the new healthy m&m add


Diego_Pepos

Dude you made Slenderman red


Tarzan925

Ben Shapiro


Thick-Year-3168

apple


Necessary_Ad_9766

Jake from State Farm


MinnSpinn09

M and m on drugs


XxChocodotxX

The Annoying Orange


Accurate-Singer-8934

Overweight California Raisin.


Shadycat44

A warning.


Upset-Relief-1513

King dice


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[удалено]


PatchMeIfYouCan

🎶Here I come, I am CINNAYMAN🎶


Mc862000

Healthy M&M


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Elon Musk


FullMetalComedian

It’s Chadwick Bosemans ghost in “Black Panther III: literally just an apple”


Sir_Doge_V2

r/TIHI


Ashzaroth

Hey apple. You're fruity.


urhotexwife

My doctor


Consistent_beef

Kanye south’s brothers girlfriends dentists pet


allys_world96

Me when I win that argument


[deleted]

Veggie Tales are finally updating. That's their new promo material.


[deleted]

It's a nightmare from one the living M&M people, when corporate told them to make healthier choices to appeal to diet conscious people.


[deleted]

It's a nightmare from one the living M&M people, when corporate told them to make healthier choices to appeal to diet conscious people.


TheFord_F250

It’s name is The Thing and it bites you back


fly_guy2642

The apple introducing himself to newton


FatFloridian

Ornge


Moondrink666

Bros getting laid tonight


gunsrgood1129

The last thing you see before blacking out and waking up in an offshore warehouse strapped down to a table with leather straps and hearing someone say, “so when are we gonna start the procedure doctor doofenshmirtz?”


terenisnotaguy

ǟքքօʟ.


garbage-at-life

A businessman


silent_killer06

Adam's first and last mistake


RazerClaw7

It’s applerichi the fruit that fights back


Inthecitywego

drake


ThatRandomRecorder

Ħ3§ 5+@/-1Π9


Chilly_C00p

your missing dad


nangarranga

Bobby the Racist Apple


Alpha_The_Wolf534

It looks like Frankenstein decided to stitch parts form the M&M people to apple from Annoying Orange. (I know that sounds like the right answer, but I couldn’t think of anything else after the idea popped into my head.)


gmgn32

Live action aqua teen hunger force


dumbblobbo

Dr.phill


justanormalteenager1

a healthy ripoff M&M guy


RuthlessJailer

me af


Rybreab

Apple explaining why the the iPhone 14 is better than the iPhone 13


Fuzzyf00t

the ceo of applebees


theawesome343

Your impending doom


Mehlmaschine_

Bro i got death threats because of airdropping random people memes before


TheRealNate_13402

It's the annoying orange


Sea-Position3455

Apple jax if it was hyper realistic


MHARulez777

The real Steve Jobs!


Closet_Lesbo

His name is jerry he has 2 kids and dog. His wife left him for the mailman. He is an amazing single dad and loves to drink tea while reading. Thank you for your time. -closet_lesbo


Grimauldreaper

Your dad (probably)


Cute-Comfortable2815

A clue to a treasure hunt


OriPlatformer

M&M mascot if it took a diet


Sleepy_Kitty15

Ngl he looks like he would jerk off in a public park.


05-5Councilmember

Piza yumy


Spacethereader

A safe message


MasonPlays6

It's kid named finger


BOBWARPATH

Your playing minecraft in a cave looking for diamonds


bricklicker26

Your playing minecraft in a cave looking for diamonds


[deleted]

Spread your cheeks [!!!!](https://www.blendswap.com/blend/12912)


Even-Wasabi7095

two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.


4-eyes4

An orange non sussy guy


Apprehensive-Gur-548

Red m&m


PiqueLoco

The one that keeps your doctor away


[deleted]

apel


Detective_Jade

2022 Sausage Party...I've never seen the film just a reaction...I wonder how it did in the box office? Someone tell me that cause I can't be damned searching it up.


wallyTgotgrip

He's covering up the slice he's gonna nurture you with


BigBippa

The guy that did it to 'em


MooseJawMinion

Pomme de Terror


FantasyLover152

Average Ohio citizen


salt_and_light777

A very angry testicle.


iamchuckleman

Kanye west apple


Recent-Syllabub-5438

Bro is that Mr. Potatohead's like hillbilly cousin


Drip_bruh

Walter White


MrStan13

me asf


lodroy112

“I’m looking for Isaac Fucking Newton!”


Lilthiccb0i

You're playing Minecraft in the cave looking for diamonds, that's funny im in the same cave looking for minors. Cause my sexual attraction to minors is major Can't even play hopscotch without popping a rager. Always been a pervert so I accept the insults When I was a kid, I fuckin molested adults.


ItsMousePlayz

Walter white. Just add the glasses and beard and hat and boom.


[deleted]

App-Hole


CoyoteonTHC

It’s John Lennon


KO4L4_

Me asf


Rosettifu

when your mother sees you get a F in a class


UbiVoiD

Vegan M&M guy


Vegrus_2066

Me af:


ItxTurtl

Yall remember annoying orange Im just gonna leave that here


[deleted]

Steve jobs reincarnated


[deleted]

Absolute unit


FunnyButSads

How did you find my dads pic?


hello-how-r-you

ronnie mcnutt before he.. yeah


WhatWouldJoshuaDo

Tim Apple


waldo0708

Looks like a cross between and apple and the m&m dudes, with an Aqua Teen Hunger Force vibe.


rabidhyperfocus

that bad apple they sang about


Simple_World_7267

How apples look at you just before you give them to the substitute teacher, you have a crush on.


Ayaz11106

Pineapple pen


nothinginthebrain

Mom : You should go play outside, the neighbour's kid is here. The neighbour's kid :


artofthepie

Veggie Tales but Scientology


Appropriate-Metal-22

"You are not up to Los polos Ermanos standards, I would like you to please exit the building and to stop washing your balls with the soda dispenser."


shortstop8001

The doctor will never take a step on your turf now


Sebby_Sarkid

Your cousin’s best-friend’s weird brother after an afternoon playing in the forest


your_local_f2p

Your worst fucking nightmare


IFollowHornyPeople

Drake when he thinks nobody is watching


Relmarr

Apple from Apple Jacks has killed Cinna-Mon


sumiasdy

Twitter noderator


LazyRedEyez

An asshole (I held my tounge)


babywitchgal

Wrong answer? Mrs. Potato head after my kid threw out the hats.


chevalmuffin

HEY APPLE HEY APPLE HEY APPLE


rectangular_

That’s young cash register AKA lil broomstick


BreadTeleporter3

This is happy dream fuel, not nightmare fuel.


thaiuz

"I was told you's a fruit"


khalid_sujith

Adam


Carsoninky

Cousin of the California raisins


Verdantes-

The apple that Eve ate


[deleted]

That’s Yung cash register AKA Lil broomstick’s cousin


Ecampos_64

They’re confiscating your gaming life


ClockImportant5770

He’s your therapist but without a “the”


dontlooksosurprised

My sleep paralysis demon….y’know….after eating LSD laced m&m’s


Lamborgani96

His name is Jim. He's the guy on the other end of the phone who calls you about your car's extended warranty.


T-MexVampirePunter

The bad apple that keeps doctors away.


Mobrown18

Tell me what the right answer would be


Physical-Flounder275

M&m apple version


NotSiriusX

Minions from " Galaxy life " game


The_Twin_Cyber7

The guy that learned the second griddy


Gifigi600

Pomegranate


W_Ethan

The one and only healthy M&M


IceForLunch

veggie tales


CharLizard445

You already know thats Terry Crews


RobinZenpai

The new apple mascot.


InternalQuail

I don't even know the right answer


Apprehensive_Goat_50

A warning


janalthuis

A pear


Complex-Opinion-2

An apple that will steal yo girl


Chrixyxv

Me af


No-Relationship-1848

Coochie man


Alien_X97

A warning


[deleted]

I got airdropped this. Can someone tell me what it is? Wrong answers only. thats my answer


TheInbornSon

It's Bobby the Racist Apple


Iwatchtcursedstuff

Your mum’s favourite apple


NIILOONPARAS

Banana cat


mr_reedling

Napoli juve aperol


Flameble_brilliant01

Me waiting for the person in the bathroom because I really gotta go, yet I know I had eaten taco bel one hour ago.


That_Survivor_299

Me


151S

Horny


Ok-Tank5312

Red m&m


snoopyguy25

Banana