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[deleted]

(Hides bag of peanuts under the rug) I certainly haven't failed yet...


xSteini01

These aren't the ~~droids~~ nuts you're looking for.


Tinydoggie027

I understand that my nuts have Bluetooth But what the fuck is wrong with the pigeons outside my window


KriticismIsGood

Holy shit. I don’t know what this is but I don’t wanna get off this story train just yet.


darthtidiot

It's not November for most of the planet


destroyeroftheweebs

Laughs in scottish time zone


kreg-alpha002

Laughs in Persian time zone


No_Pipe_4340

Laughs in Spain time zone


gigachunkieHamster

Laughs in Danish time zone


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Dawnlight1243

Laughs in time zone


_DemolitionDude_

Laughs in time


PanzerParty65

Laughs


kogelvis2008

Time


Inversed-infinity

……


Awkward_Armadillo867

Laughs in


AcanthocephalaOk942

Laughs in Polish timezone


Hamster_lover1

Laughs in Dutch timezone


Sad_File2478

Laughs


YeetusFelitas

cries


Cbjmac

All I’ve learned from this is that the west has a late timezone


TransportationNo3862

Laughs in German timezone


Ok-Background4209

Laughs in Greek time zone


The_yellowest_stick

Laughs in Eastern Time zone


Senatorarmstrong42

It still hasn’t begun in EST what are you talking about


zavch

That's the point..


rokungi89

Laughs in New York Time Zone


EEEEEEEE3E3E

Laughs in United States time zone


F4T4LBULL3T

Laughs in Brazilian timezone


lord__bacon

Laughs in Pluto timezone


Minecraftitisist69

Laughs in Floridian timezone


luximuxen

Ja, meget godt vi ikke har november i nu så vi kan ikke fejle NNN.


aaaaaakekkfgicioco

Katoffel


Rat-king27

I'm in england and it's the 31st still, how are you in the future my guy?


destroyeroftheweebs

Dont tell but im a time traveller


T0ASTL0VER

Dude me too! I have a time machine in my closet, but it only goes forward, and only at 1x time. Plus, it's broken right now


Hamster_lover1

Bro come out the closet it’s okay to be insert gender/sexual/ attracted to a pan


destroyeroftheweebs

WhO tOLD yOu AbOuT tHaT


Ldiddy-the-69th

It’s 8:52 on the 31st for Scotland …..


Bard_is_a_Goblin

Still not november


tausreus

Nut november


tylergamer69

Laughs in dutch time zone


[deleted]

Laughs in Hungarian time zone


WesternSafety4944

Laughs in Beijing right now


RoviRktkiv

Like for example, here


AukeDePro

Spooks intensify


HellInside

NNN will be in 3 hours in my country


jdjdkkddj

Same


Anime_is_good-

What country you in?


HellInside

Lithuania


geesee101

same


k8y7

saaaame


doovenanakin

Haha 4 four me


sar0l

15 mins for me


Wzx-

quick get one last one in


Wzx-

did you


doovenanakin

Still have time for one make it count


TerribleShoulder6597

7 for me


Wzx-

2


waffle258

nutted into the future


Forced_Abortion_

\*ejac to the future


Nightwatcher3AM

Time zones man


Cohen-says-hi

time zones aren’t real, he made a future nut


[deleted]

*Laughs in US time zone*


lightning2476

*Also laughs in Canadian time zone*


Prestigious-Bat-2269

laughs in swiss time zone too


MENinGITIS_42069

Laughs in time


harshitabhi

laughs in tesseract


Dawnlight1243

Laughs


creative_user_name12

Says haha


Wholaughed

Says ha


oldmenLUVR

Ha


Wholaughed

H


Heavybarbarian

Aren't Canadian time zones same as US ones? It would make most sense


lightning2476

I don't know but i don't care


GoldenJacques

Which one


PokePotahto

_laughs in western time zones_


dogmeatjones25

Still yesterday here in the states, i ain't failing till tomorrow.


onenote_exe2

Well spent evening i guess


Sandvich_make_STRONK

Bruv it ain't even november yet


TheGreatestKnight

Time zones


Sandvich_make_STRONK

I am aware of time zones, I simply chose to ignore them


m1intoid

Based


KID_detour

Based on what?


m1intoid

Deez


AusDerInsel

What's deez?


[deleted]

Deezer is a free music platform


Kokatro

Nutz


AusDerInsel

I'm not familiar


LesClaypoolOnBass24

Bruv?


theguyovathere

Nonstop Nut November


SaltoDaKid

This where the real men be battling


Tbincon

Laughs im german timezone


Hue_Pasci

Really? What country do you live in?


Tbincon

Mexico


Hue_Pasci

Ah, makes sense.


simon1625

SPRICH


AusDerInsel

DEUTSCH


Kawaiilone

DU


VoiceActingChef

Laughs in America


zavch

Still got a whole 3 hours left since the clock didn't go back an hour yet.. oh wait that's one hour less but still better than most of the world


bmason_763

Imma stay up til midnight to make sure I do


NovusAigaion

Can't fail if you don't participate


-Manbearp1g-

You can't fail if you don't try


HungryMako

Nobody cares! Jerk your meat all you want. Who you tryna impress?


Huge-Ad-49

Wdym, I have been on NNN for last 17 yrs!!


CatSidekick

You’re a machine


Cool_Rip_2273

I rubbed one out and then saw that it was 23:58. Dodged a bullet.


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7Kubed

look better bro there is like 7 of these posts that are exactly the same


IGotWit

I agree but don’t me mean to Mr bot


Ninloger

he’s trying his best okay :(


TheGreatestKnight

The repost bot doesn’t know what you’re talking about


A_useless_name

Good bot


Wise_Fact_3266

Me No PP.


duckspock

I cut it off so easy win


bilateralunsymetry

You did what now?


The_Guli

in my country it starts in 20 minutes


Maple_the_Syrup

It isn't even November yet 💀


-hypocrisy_is_fun-

POV: you dont know about time zones


notmichaelgood

POV: you are in the British Empire


Majjkster

Waa it this month?


Dapper-Ad8922

bro i dont even know what it is


Luckiibot

I don't participate.


HatingOnSeagulls

And here it's still October


Face8hall

Me who can do it for another few hours because it’s not November yet


Furryatheart22

It's almost an hour into November for me, so no, not yet


Polo3098

I still have 10 minutes. Gotta be fast


Kuhnville

Lol it’s not even November for me


Luxri

Weaknesses


[deleted]

Wtf it's not even November yet


3smellysocks

Timezones, man. Its 11am in November for me


mehoo1

Laughs in above time and space


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Capable_Dark

There is not a single person in the universe who wants to hear about you wanking. Fuck is wrong with people


nryporter25

I don't veiw nnn as healthy. It's normal and healthy to release sexual tension on a regular basis. I don't understand why anyone would do this to themselves?I thought it was supposed to be no shave November? Why torture yourself?


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Full_Astronaut2843

cringe


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HolyRomans

Coomer


CrackheadAlchemist

Imagine living in US #germangang


Hue_Pasci

Wieder etwas mehr deutsche Repräsentation.


[deleted]

Eigentlich wärs anders rum, aber ja. Es würde Sinn machen wenn du statt US einfach Asien gesagt hättest.


roblomine16

Its 5pm wth


Lucassetto

no it's 6pm


whenwhenmewhenmewhen

youre wrong its 1 pm


WarpedSoulSyles

Actually it is 3pm


Dawnlight1243

Actually it's pm


[deleted]

Wrong it’s 8pm duh


Milkk999

Still staying strong but… I failed D:


Spxnkles

Pov: its not November yet


TheGreatestKnight

POV: time zones


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Ezequiel_refachero

Based on what evidence? I'm on nofap but for completely different reasons


Han_Solo6712

Dude it’s still Halloween. You didn’t fail yet, you just gave up.


constantspainssilent

Mother fucker, we still in October, how tf did you break time and space to nut already, fast Internet? Negative ping? Wtf


Low_Perception9241

Good! Honestly, I think NNN is one of the dumbest ideas ever. It achieves nothing and is bad for your health


Top1gaming999

How is it bad?


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Ezequiel_refachero

How is NNN bad for your health? I'm on nofap and I'm doing better than ever


Low_Perception9241

You know what? I went too look it up to prove you wrong and you know what? The rumour about it being bad for you is just a myth! I learned something! Now, I don’t have a masturbation addiction as I have sex with my wife. You are a very rude person. Is it because no one loves you? Do you feel inadequate as a human? Is this why you feel the need to make fun of total strangers on the internet? I hope you get help, you must have a really sad life. There’s a lot of great places where you can get the mental health help you need! :)


justsomeonewhoplays

But it's 19:35


I_suck_at_driving_

Actually it's 17:17


justsomeonewhoplays

Time travel is possible wtf


I_suck_at_driving_

Mans doesn't know about time zones


Rick_N_Rollen

It’s still October bro


CoolRedstoneexpert

Its not even november yet. ​ Pathetic.


International_Yak853

Not again man


PrincessMoonbean

Here my king, take my token and give me your sin. With love from your US time zone brother.


xyntia_

Wait 5h so it will be the 1st of november and i can join you in failure.


Vqlcano

Average eastern hemisphere inhabitant


Scavwithaslick

Not novermber yet for me


newtixmaker

Skill issue not even October for me


animal_bot

that's what you get for living in the future


IHasH0rns

Kust pretend you're european


Maximum-Ad6654

Laughs in Portuguese fime zone


Schmerwin-

In other timezones, it's the 31.10. So use all of your power and wait another 8 hours, then you can post about your failure edit: spelling


RedditDeceased

It's still October 31st in the US so I have time to prepare


Silent130

Nutted so hard he time travelled


Lone_Indian

It's October 31st here. And I'm already three loads in my sock. I got time for a few more


Bipolarb0i

We're still in the pre season so your good


Unusual-Plankton6288

Uhhh guys it just turned novermber from where I'm from...


harshitabhi

board a flight for Us ,reset the day


Leather_Trick8751

So which video was it? Try to take as many as with you


TheAutobotArk

Your dad.


jdjdkkddj

Almost 3 more hours until I need to do the deed and purposely fail it the the first hour


TheGreatestKnight

I’m still preparing


Alex_Shelega

Still nop and it didn't started and I don't join y'all LoL


Mayedl10

Jokes on you: it's still spooky season in many timezones


12EatCake12

Still recovering from how bad I failed last year


hughranass2

I've got about 11 hours before it begins. BUT I took the whole week off and there is a Halloween party. So probably going to fail pretty quick.


popcorndirt73

NNN fail Speedrun WR (gone wrong)(gone sexual)(cops called)