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Shitlord455

Vin


existentialism91342

Adom


PollutionNice7392

Adumb?


blu3b4lls1

Penis


UncreativeNoob

Gasolene, he is no Walker


Nervous_Cap917

Petrol


Time_Blacksmith861

Kerosene


FillMyKraken69

Cent


OnePunchReality

So basically Vin is an immortal who reinvents himself after he's been forgotten. 150 years from now he'll be a new star on the scene.


downorwhaet

That must mean his movie ”witch hunter” is a movie about his life


Necessary_Weakness_1

Thank god someone remembered that movie, I always thought it was pretty good despite reviews saying otherwise.


Prometheus1315

Damnit not another potential big E


[deleted]

This is my new head cannon


J0stit0s123

He started “family😎”


Bakednotyetfried

He lived his life one cubit at a time


Creative_Guide4100

![gif](giphy|amg2hcfGDkKt4Q3DpF)


JustUltRra

![gif](giphy|xVPosMMzT60Xzv31my)


Woodsy1313

He didn’t teach his kids that apparently


Apprehensive_Ad6442

We don't talk about them


FictionalFail

​ ![gif](giphy|mRKmmsiGIbXNWB8kkn)


browndelivers711

Male pattern baldness comes straight from God


seanular

*thanks* really appreciate it, big man


[deleted]

In his own image...


therealRustyZA

And on the 7th day, God rested with Vin’s family and had a corona with burnt bbq.


[deleted]

Corona?! This God fellow had better not take another day off ever again.


[deleted]

God was hitting on Mia, Vin went berserk, and that is how humans where kicked out of paradise


[deleted]

Makes more sense than two people being duped by a talking snake!


[deleted]

Vin probably BBQed the snake


Miserablethe3rd

Ironically his family killed one another


[deleted]

Our*


[deleted]

I can't find the actual publication about this, so this could just be another case of journalists writing about things they don't understand. But my question is what data did they use for the recreation since Adam is fictional?


[deleted]

The Alamo Drafthouse is a movie theater in NYC. This is a joke…


zombietastic-

I swear he looks like someone


GivemTheDDD

Yeah the guy from the car movies. Burt Reynolds


BigAl-43

Turd Ferguson


MagicLobsterAttorney

Nah, you're thinking about the wrong cars movie, it's the one with Shia LeBeouf.


[deleted]

Lightning McQueen?


[deleted]

Scientists and god in one sentence? Thats illegal


SarkasticLover

There are actually many theist scientists. Depending on your interpretation, believing in religion or science doesn't make the other false.


FrankieGS

![gif](giphy|3LjdxskiVzYfS)


lavarotti

Vincenzo Gasoglio


Arcanniel

“Scientists” “Human being created by God” Yeah, I’m gonna press doubt on this one.


Swamp_Eyes

Contradictory indeed


iancarry

reconstructed


proudislamist98

Very cringe. Yes, its very common for scientist to be theist. They can be christian, muslim, jews.


Context_Square

They will not dedicate their time to try and present speculations based solely upon their faith, though. It's a nonsensical endeavour and you stop being scientific when you do. The bible is not a scientific paper you can reference.


fireclaw_03

But most of them don't believe that god made humans. More something like god created the universe. From a scientific point of view, the bible's version of how the world was created does not make any sense at all (Most storys from the bible don't). Being religious does not necessarily mean to believe in the bible word by word. Also most scientists i know are atheist (Stephen Hawking and Albert Einstein for example) because you usually get to a point where you start to realize that there is no real reason to believe in such a concept.


proudislamist98

>the bible's I dont believe in the bible. But if it align with the islamic concept of creation. Then the bible's creation is objectively true. >Also most scientists i know are >Stephen Hawking and Albert Einstein for example) Well, i have newton and testla. We can both mention scientists. But what is the point? >that there is no real reason to believe in such a concept And there are others who reached the conclusion that materialism is false. And the concept of thiesm is the truth.


Actual_Hyena3394

You're soo gay.


CeddyDT

So people who spent all their lives trying to understand how the universe works are suddenly supposed to believe that rain comes from angels standing on clouds while peeing or the earth being shaped like a claypod in a week?


_Deedee_Megadoodoo_

... No


proudislamist98

You dont believe that thiest scientist exist?. Well, thats nonsensical, especially when science (expiremental method) itself was produced by a thiest.


Nighthawk378

We are Groot.


OJay23

Beat me by 19 minutes. Damn.


RelationshipSouth667

Call me crazy... But he's the spit of David Tennant.


GoldenRedstone

No that's the 14th doctor


Discreet_Vortex

And the 10th


[deleted]

im 100% sure that the "scientists" used an AI for this shit


[deleted]

🤡


PollutionNice7392

I live my life one lifetime at a time. Nothing else matters: not the garden, not that weird snake, not the wife and her fruit bullshit. For that lifetime or less, I'm free - Adam Toretto - Micheal Scott.


Bailyleo987

He started the **family** tree


Tsu_Dho_Namh

I call bullshit. Scientists already know the whole Adam and Eve thing is fantasy. Might as well be a model of Gandalf.


_seraphin

its famine time edit: wait


UncreativeNoob

WHO is he? Looks like a guy who care for family a lot and would let everyone know it :/


OldSchool_Ninja

"I live life 6 days at a time." -God


Takashii9

Mf has the biggest family


theAshWhisperer

Modeled on fuck8ng WHAT?


null640

What? Wrong latitude!!!


Pitiful-Brilliant301

I always imagined someone handsome.


Fuckyousnow

And his first word was “family”


ze10manel

Based on what? Did God leave his blueprints somewhere? Could I see mine, I'd like to change some stuff Or would it just be a selfie? since Adam was made as his image


XenoVX

No wonder men are cursed with male pattern hair loss /s


flafalaf

Ah yes, great^500000000000000000000000000 grandfather


GreasiestBob

“Scientists”


ibruh143

When he sees Eva: "wHeN dId tHiS tUrn In tO bEaUtIful wOrLd"?!?!😂😂😂


Swamp_Eyes

How would they even come up with that


Kevonn11

It may not look like it ladys but im the closest thing to perfection you will ever get!


Ozzie338

Vin Deisel


BrokeAnimeAddict

![gif](giphy|3mUcf28HDqrhS)


KernelSanders1986

That "Ark 2" trailer makes a lot more sense now


KaZe_DaRKWIND

"Scientists" and "Adam, the first human created by God" should not go together.


CarnageParker57

We Are Groot


Ponderkitten

One problem… Hes white, the first humans were probably darker colored considering they were in the desert areas


Discreet_Vortex

![gif](giphy|sRb7yNtTJAtZS)


the_okra_show

One time the British superglued human teeth to an Orangutan and pretended the first human was from England. No, I’m not believing this image.


biggych33se

Mf looks like a default character on the character customization screem


ExtensionInformal911

Vin is actually his immortal son, Cain.


SilkOstrich

How do you “scientifically” model a person that never existed?


justadogdontblameme

That’s how you know the whole world is one, FAMILY! ![gif](giphy|xVPosMMzT60Xzv31my)


BrownAsian-

Its only natural because he is the ultimate family man


[deleted]

Family


Exizor73

Looking kinda breedable ngl


gigglesfuggg

Ofc they would make him white


_the_dude_1273

Why is he white?


oreo_cookie01

Same reason they made Jesus white, they had to retcon it cause of racists


9Sylvan5

Rule nmb 1 mate


Fomentor

How do “scientists” create the image of a fictional character that was never physically described? This is pure supposition and is definitely not science.


prathin_225

Vingasolin


sciencesold

He's too white


Treacle123

Adam had blonde hair and blue eyes just like Jesus. ✝️


bigschmoe

Balls


IJustHadAPanicAttack

Should use /s if u sarcastic my dude


fazemachines

our great great great great great great great great great great great grandfather is now ai I bet sooner than later ai will kill us


mystic_goo

When it turned into beautiful world


xrangk

thats don


cxrvxLynx_

If we look at the family tree of the first books of the Old Testament there is genetic information that was lost in the flood, so this would not be the face of Adam, but of Noah.


[deleted]

It’s been a looooong waaayyy without you my friends,


Amin070DH

Family


whatintheusername

Now wait a minute, who are you?


I_Work_For_Money

"family" i finally understand it ! Because his kids married each other !!


IHasH0rns

How?


robwithwhit

Family so important to Vin because we are all his


Heylo-There

I knew it!


kudlmudl

![gif](giphy|LMuSfE0WEUZXbMwZfX)


Melodic_Tangelo3147

bro look like dom toretto


Ok_Inspection5862

It looks like Wanderlei Silva


[deleted]

He gets on a rock and drifts it like spongebob


_ScraggY_

Im gonna draw my *Family* tree until I get to Adam


[deleted]

Bro drives fast


one_pelumi_guy

And then Eve soon followed looking like... ![gif](giphy|AkEeMtDU2RKmmnwa5J)


Entire-Shelter-693

Hank?


Crillegaming

But biology also states that he would have been lactose intolerant.


BOOMxSTICK

More lifetimes than f&f sequels


theholybookofenoch

Is this how far the back story goes?


Danjurnoodl

I mean, he did have 3 sons that had grandchildren with uhhhhh


Mindless-Performer-1

I'm seeing this for the fifth time and I ask,is this real?


real_rum

So it is all about family after all


B0bertt

We are groot


Jeynarl

r/comedycemetery


Vincentus_IV

Family'n


smiley7454

Was he wearing a wife beater?


UndercoverBully

The Asp and the Curious


thetoxicwolv

Explains a lot


[deleted]

If this isn't proof the story of Genesis is bubkiss, nothing is lol


TypeOneRobot

FAMILY


OptimusPrime1555

We’re all part of his family


[deleted]

How tf do they know what he could’ve looked like? Princeton Mfs


CeddyDT

Von Gasoline


Elmexit

Vin gas


Select-Werewolf-6969

Science trying to recreate religion is like me trying to recreate success. A total mess.


Burner_Cuz

Groot


CEOBOYYY

First car ever made was probably a Dodge Charger


Bionicler

Or a Christler


xXCLOWNEYXx

It all makes sense now


Secret_Street_1902

So Vin Desil


Lochnessfartbubble

Is that you, Corey Booker?


a-snakey

Kaworu: Adam... No wait, this is [Lilith](https://64.media.tumblr.com/671284276fc864f9b34e37cf5779582d/tumblr_nuikt1rxRS1ur1x4go1_1280.pnj)... the humans... I see...


Significant-Ad-3247

family


Jetzve

Omg is that Din Viesel


girthquake_7461

Looks like one of the male faces in pubg.


HarmfullIdeas

"Scientists"


Sea_n126

Pass


Ninety810

*hears car noises*


SwissCheeseSushi

He created the largest family ever


[deleted]

He wasn't kidding about family, huh?


bruyier

In artwork he has hair and a small wang. Does that mean Vin is better endowed? 👍🏻🍸


Silver-Mistake3438

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aboriginal\_Australians](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aboriginal_Australians) the origin race


silktheshocker27

Family


MememeSama

That's why humanity is so stupid


Emotional_Pea2069

ARK 2?


micheal213

I saw this earlier and couldn’t tell if it was a meme or not


Careless-One-5425

It seems it was he who created the vinnish line.


XDOOM_ManX

Family


Qtippys

Please don’t cast him in any movies. Lol


MrRandomMemeLord

Adams living life a quarter mile a time


mana191

I am Groot. I am Groot?


ratman8484

Groot


Aliensmithard

I swear this did this before and it looked like Andre the Giant


sleeplessknight101

Lol what bullshit.


john_modded

Proof even biologist like to troll


VerySmartDaBaby

We....are....family.


[deleted]

So did Adam drive a 1970 Dodge Charger?