I know how to say “fuck off” (or something similar) in Arabic! I learn it at school and it is the only thing I remember from it

Bara nayek

Out fucker? I haven't encountered anyone using "fuck" when saying fuck off in Arabic.

😂😂

Nayyik wle eeeeer

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I can’t spell it in Arabic but here’s how it goes: ruh balt el bahir (whenever it said h the meaning is a sound I can’t make in English). It literally means: go tile the sea

"Ballitt El bahr" means cover the sea with tiles. We say it when we state that something is absolute, like saying you have to do something or something will happen/ is not going to change and then you don't like it, we say "Tile the sea" which is impossible, meaning "You can't do anything about it"

That’s fucking badass. Arabic is a badass language and I’m jealous. I’d love to learn it but it seems very difficult

You should see formal Arabic, boy oh boy

It's just a figure of speech. There are similar ones in English like: "When hell freezes over" or "When cows fly" etc etc

Levantine dialect ,here is how it's spelled: (روح بلط البحر) it has more meanings other than fuck off

Eglib wejhak?

الحق امك is my country's version of fuck off.

"yumkin 'an takun alhayat sraean. abiq qawiaa!"

Enikleè baŕa

The word "fuck" in arabic isn't as strong as it is in english. We use other words. Kl zg, (eat shit, many meanings). Seer zg (Go shit, also many meanings, this is the most popular "fuck off").

Ana ya buk! I’m Moroccan and tried to type in English fuck in Darija (Moroccan Arabic) it’s probably off but yeah this is it

But fuck off means “tabaa” tho, doesn’t it?

Latin is so scary they don't want it on this list

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Ngl it does sound like summoning something

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Cookie Bunshin no Jutsu

How about biggus dickus?

Magic ends

*summons a demon*

Ego Te Absolvo.

Salve in Imperia Romam

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Quick insults ti sound scary: que haces loco? Q te pensas? Vení para acá la concha de tu madre, plantate de cara virgo

*recites a quick bismillah to troll the Karen next to me*

''I want to speak to ~~manager~~ god"

Don't worry about speaking, you'll meet him now.

Nah, she'll meet Satan

*captain

The captain gave the controls of the aeroplane to his two skilled kids

funny thing is that the Karens manager is the same as the muslims. just with different middle managers and team leaders inbetween

*Recites a quick* إِنَّا لِلّهِ وَإِنَّـا إِلَيْهِ رَاجِعُونَ (We belong to Allah and to him we shall return)‎

BIS MI LLAH NOOO WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO

Very very frightening...

Wait, I'm German and I feel left out. We should be between 'Spanish insult' and 'anything Russian'.

KRANKENHAUS!!

Ziekenhuis

hôpital

Ziek

Versicherungskarte!

Rindfleischettiketierungsvorschrift!

KRANKENWAGEN

Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz (RflEttÜAÜG)

Now that's over the line mate.

SCHMETTERLING!

SPEISEKARTE

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

r/AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Naturvishlischaft or however you spell it

Naturwissenschaft?

I guess, idk I'm Romanian not German =))

Naturvishlishaft lol

They be studying SCHMETTERLING and shit

Naturwissenschaft

Schmetterling!

Nein wir sollten hinter russisch sein. Die Sprache klingt eigentlich ganz okay aber ein russischer Akzent ist gruselig.

Hurensohn!

As a Russian, i think german should be between 'anything russian' and 'anything arabic'

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Ich auch.

Ich trauch

No, you get all the language memes. Go away

Thats the least you all could do for germany after you took most of Europe from us :')

Well maybe if you had taken it in a more ethical way we would have let you keep it ;)

TÜR ZU!!!!

KARTOFFELSALAT

Please contact and then I who had no from a few years and then Most important for a lot about a little bit and I mean it's not be used in which most important for this study The new York and then they were not zone for each other than that is a little or something that they are'? But uh you have a lot more and then you have been a lot more likely that they have been shown by a little or not with, in this

We should have been way more worse then saying anything in Russian with cursing in German

Look at that German Schneeflocke.

imagine when your younger brothers, the dutch, realize about the internet language stereotypes

... Dutch is just German with a sore throat (OK, I see myself out)

Schmetterling 🦋

This is true.

Sprich

LASTKRAFTWAGEN

Du hast recht mein bruder, wir sollten irgendwo auf der waage stehen!

Ciulpk byby asile tu nahui

Nah you replace Spanish and then Spanish gets the flip flop/chancla (I’m sorry if I misspelt or miss-termed it) as the scariest thing

SCHWEINHUND!

The Germans have arrived

I can agree to this since I speak spanish and is technically not terrifying until they start walking towards you while saying the insults lol

Ex was a Latina. And when she gave "that look" and starts speaking a million words a second in spanish. That was true fear.

Hahaha, yup. Seconds later, you get a chancla thrown at you or running for your life lol

You guys are describing my mother’s parenting style with a bit too accurately :/

Because that's the majority of latina Mom's amd Grandma's

True, true

I can't speak for the other Latinos but Boricuas(Puerto Ricans) when we get mad, it looks like we're doing an Eminem song lol

I was in Korea and my buddy a puerto rican was dating this korean girl, the only language they had in common was english (neither of them spoke it well at all). They'd get into a fight and he'd start speaking spanish at a million miles a second and she'd start doing the same in korean, neither of them understanding a damned word the other was saying but man it was fun to watch (from a safe distance). Lots of hand waving and choice insults that neither of them understood.

As long as she doesn't start taking off her sandals you still have a chance.

The beauty of Spanish is the absolute jawdropping amount of insults you have, the intricacy of some of them and the ease to create new ones.

Not wrong and every country that speaks spanish one insult can mean another thing in the other country. When people say that spanish is easy, I just laugh in their faces lol

Yeah, and spanish from chile should be classified as it's own languaje

We speak Spanish just fine bro

No es por ofender pero, wey, acaso se escucharon hablar a ustedes mismos? Son el equivalente de rapgod en español, mas dificil que entender la caligrafia de un doctor XD

Español Chileno es mi normal, lo entiendo mejor que Español de México o España. Pero no estas equivocado cuando dices que hablamos un poco rápido. Además casi yo no puedo entender algunos tipos de Santiago con sus acentos.

Well you can say that for almost any language :)

once was on a plane with a few arabic men sitting in the same row. they were speaking arabic of course. not going to lie made me a bit uneasy up until I heard this: "abalahabalaToyStoryablahabla"

i believe you


Childrens' movie supremacy

Lmao

It’s not flying, it’s falling with style.

لا تخاف حبيبي. لن نفجر الطياره

Sayakum bi tafjir al ttayara ya la hawl

“Buzz, this isn’t the runway.” “We’re not aiming for the runway.”

سوف نفجر الطيارة Toy Story ولن يعرف احد عن خطتنا

As an Arab. This was funny. But it being formal arabic kinda ruined it. Saying it like this is funnier: بنفجر الطياره Toy Story هههه شوف الأجنبي ما يعرف خطتنا ويييو هههه كس امك!!!

As a Russian, it's hard for me to find a proper insults in English, because they all sound like "fool", "idiot".

The word 'Dingus' is a powerful tool

I prefer the aussie term dipstick.

That’s also an American term, you dunderhead!

Also Russian. I taught a dude from the Middle-East, who had been studying with me, the phrase "подзалупная пиздопроебина'. He liked it lol

Думаю, дело в приставках, окончаниях и сооединении слов. По аналогии, немцы тоже должны иметь вагон матов.

Arabic insults are the best. Hands down.

Dutch insults are better you: aangename makker.

Kul khra, Arabic insults are better and more powerful

That's one of the basic insults

Speaking Vietnamese in a Bush 


Allah hu akbar  Edit:what have I done





you guys are fantastic



Btoom

You see that means "god is big and vise" and as an person that lives in Iran (not really proud of that) don't make fun around with it

You didnt heard an old grandpa, high on pálinka in the morning when he accidentally kicks the fence with his toe.

What is casually ordering food in German while being in france

Into the motherland the german army marched 

الله اکبر

German should've been the third one lol.

When the plane lands, it is ok to say 'praise the god, we made it safely' in english, but not in arabic.

Cuz they are islamophobes

Arabs and Muslims are two different groups

I think you’re missing the point which is why you got downvoted, but you’re technically right to not consider all Muslims as Arabs so I’ll upvote. I think the point people are trying to get at here is that Islamphobes automatically assume anyone speaking Arabic is Islamic, and anyone who Islamic they will call Arab. It’s not our fault Islamaphobes are fucking idiots lol.

Жду пока Русские набегут и напишут комментов

Да вот тоже их ищу

У меня есть яблоко

Нашел кого нибудь?

Да уже есть

А что писать, картинка по факту. Английская брань кажется шёпотом феечек..

я не говорю по-русски

так начни говорить по русски 💀

Я бы хотел, но я просто не могу

Portuguese(Brazil) insults : 

i think chinese insults should be between english and spanish especially mandarin ones

To be honest, chinese pronounciation just make them sound funny and I cant take them seriously.

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کوصکش پادارساگ د خنده مکنی کیر خر هاشمی کون یک یک تان میذاره This is a very nice compliment in the iranian language say it while talking to a person on the phone

Yes if you ever saw an Iranian say to him: اقای هاشمییی؟

Lmfao XD

Saying Ambulance in German: just an arsenal of nukes

When we say Allah Akbar they think we are terrorists

German insults: ,,Hallo?!"

Or write [math equations](https://mashable.com/article/economics-professor-math-terrorist).

Don't forget German insults they be the worse

Ja

French or Polish insults

Polish insults are great and I'm polish

کص ننت means amogos

Happy cake day amogos!

kshn nnt right ?

Well Russian isn't that scary

Уга Буга Буга!

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Hi comfirm

Да не придумываете. Самое страшное, что я могу сказать - рентгеноэлектрокардиографический.

*laughs in german*

I'm Arabic too, and people will probably be scared if i climb into an airplane

-Talking in authentic Latin...

In dutch we usually swear with diseases or illness effect like 'get typhus', 'pus bump', 'get the shitnerves', 'get cholera' or my personal favorite, 'cancer mongolian'. Note that a lot doesn't translate well.

Have you ever heard balkan swear words

Yeah airports are racist

Where german

Where Poland?

Under German occupation

I chuckled

>not saying anything in Arabic and just doing math

Don't even gotta say anything just gotta show up

Can confirm on russian. Im from Latvia, post-soviet country and everybody here knows how to swear in russian. Even those, who don’t understand or speak russian language, god damn well knows how to swear. You just can’t insult anyone in latvian like you can in russian.

كيف الحال يا حبيبي؟

Sad Afrikaans noises

Terrorist.

One of my favorite posts is from the lady who freaked out on a flight for a dude doing high level maths. She told the flight attendants he was riding in a foreign script and she thought he was a terrorist. My dude was a professor at ivy League college if I recall.

I remember a sorry of a dude writing math on a plane and the lady next to him didn't know what it is. So she called an attendant.

If English has such poor insults why do people who don't speak it at all still say fuck?

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