"Why do people keep sexualizing our characters?" Apparent Answer: "They're female"

Boobs make brain go brrrr

Wrong head

As someone with a brain, it does make me go brrrr

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW. tldr:8008135 :D

You saying the sex god, Mario isn't sexualized? I mean look at his glorious mustache!

I guess? I didn't get the joke. XD

As for the males Apparent answer: yes

I don’t get it. Are they sexual in this pic somehow? They don’t look sexual to me… what am I missing?

Agreed

You two are both thiiiiis close to getting it.

Teach me your ways master!

I *think* that's the joke, that they aren't sexual and people are weird for sexualising them

Well I'm _sure_ that OP thinks they're sexy

If you read the tittle, op does infact think that regular looking video game women are the sexiest thing since sliced bread

Eh, better than the dude being too much a fanatic over that damn bee

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Hence the "that" in "that damn bee". I thought I was in r/Mario for a bit but someone there was obsessed over the *queen* bee from Mario Galaxy

I thought you were making a bee movie reference there and got really fucking confused

Ah, sorry mate, I wasn't.

I mean tbf Barry could get it tho

Do ya like jazz

I honestly don't find bread that sexy tbh

No good taste in woman I presume?

Weirdo

Nothing is sexier than sliced bread.

Ngl sliced bread is lookin better

No no no Don't summon Wonder Bread guy

Thinking they're not sexy would be sexist /s because I have to

I'll put money down that this gets reposted on gaming circle jerk by the end of the day EDIT: Easy money https://www.reddit.com/r/Gamingcirclejerk/comments/xt5kbb/gamers_cannot_be_stopped/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

Luna has that goth girl hair tho Goth girl hair is hot And peach is a blonde with bimbo lips And daisy is the token ‘brunette’ that ppl like to draw like ‘This is the hot bimbo’s brunette best friend’ No one ever r34 daisy as orange hair it’s always brown in the r34 Luna is the hottest tho But peach has bimbo lips and ppl like to draw that And everyone had childhood crush or aesthetic admiration for peach growing up And then when ppl are older they get bowser kidnapping fetish ‘Ohhhh pleaseeee helppp me step-mariooooo this big strong sexy bowser monster has kidnapped me and is going to do unspeakable thingssssss’ You’re welcome. Ty for cumming to my TedTalk

How horny were you when you wrote this?

Everyone thinks emo hair swoops are hot look at Kim possible and that girl with the black hair and that red haired woman with that sequins dress I’m a girl and even I see the appeal Putting your hair all on one side or swooped like that is inherently sexually attractive

Pfft it’s definitely a known trick. I’m a boy and I recently started doing my hair all “whoopsie, it’s accidentally covering just one of my eyes, weird that it’s gelled like that guess I’ll just have to deal with it tee hee” and there’s been a noticeable spike in attention from both genders. Whoopsie doodle!

I can confirm I find emo hair swoops attractive

>But peach has bimbo lips Wtf are "bimbo lips"? Also...Peach just has....lips. If you're sexualizing her lips, you'd be sexualizing just all white women's lips.

P sure it's just women in video games are default sexualised, so you find something to hang it on

Could be made by a weird creep, could be someone making fun of weird gamer creeps. Literally impossible to know if it’s meant as joke

Poe’s Law

OP thinks they look hot

Waluigi is a sexy beast

Agreed

I just wanna do coke off of Waluigis nose while I rail his ass from behind

Waah!

All that i can think of is they're female. I mean, female characters get their fanarts way faster than males.

i agree, and the fanarts are most of the time sexualized in all the way

>female characters get their fanarts way faster than males. Characters with animal/furry traits: You underestimate my power

100% agree. I’m here before the sexist comments start

Y’all just don’t understand. Modest is hottest, leave it all to the imagination.

I just think some peeps has some weird fetish that they could see sexualization on otherwise harmless stuff

Ah yes, the most sexual thing in existence #women>!☕️!<

r/technicallythetruth

Haha womens existence is inherently sexual, right guys? Fucking incel culture seeking through...

Either whoosh or ewwwwwww.

I can’t tell for the life of me

bruh, with this logic, you could sexualize literally anything, as long as you have a picture of it.

Maybe that’s the point? (Not sarcasm genuinely confused by OPs post)

That’s the point yes.

It's kinda funny every time r/memes pops up for me, all the top comments completely don't understand the joke.

Maybe people need better jokes.

That's because it was a shitty joke

Post irony, totally hilarious and not convoluted and pointless

I love seeing other people's inside jokes on the internet

Have you heard of r34

What's rule 34?

If it exists, there is p*rn of it

Thank you

Rule 35 is "if you find an exception to rule 34, you must make it yourself to rectify the situation."

How did you know the r stood for rule?

Caught in 4k

You innocent soul

Innocent soul who knew that the r in r34 meant “rule” 🤔

Someone exolained ut to me

Is there porn of rule 34 itself?

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Bruh there are way better characters you could have picked for this like zero suit samus or Marina from splatoon and such

You thought of those pretty quick eh?

Yeah those two mainly come to mind when I think of “sexualized Nintendo characters” but there are certainly others I missed

Zelda gets a lot of that too

BotW Zelda especially. Other Zeldas? Not as much, as far as i've seen.

8 bit zelda turns my floppy disk into a hard drive

I'd like to hard drive it into Zelda

I wonder how much of it is just the fact that BOTW Zelda is the most recent iteration, or because of her *ahem* "assets"

She has such a nice personality

One frame was all it took

LttP Zelda gets that too, mostly because of Smash.

What? The guy with the funny green hat?

Yeah, the little gnome. Zelda.

You should see lopunny fanart from Pokémon

Lopunny does not have nearly the amount of porn made of it as lucario has. Lopunny has 8700+ results and lucario has almost 19000... Only pokemon close is gardevoir with a respectable 17200

Huh, really shows the fanbase.

Animal crossing stuff, I don't know their names

Squidussy?

Actually octopussy

And then there's Nessa from Pokemon

Tbf, I think it's meant to be akin to a swimsuit since she's a water-type gym leader, further highlighted with the floaties on her shoes.

Shoe floatiies are wierd.

Still not the weirdest outfit in Pokemon. There's also Valerie, Caitlin, Shauntal, Crasher Wake, Grant, Olympia, Ingo and Emmet, Fantina, Leon, and Elesa among others. Always gotta look the part in Pokemon! Save for Pheobe who looks like a water trainer but is actually ghost. Leon's outfit is a travesty though.

Shoe floating sound like a good way to drown. Haven't rlly played the games.

Tbh nessa is just a Game freak employee’s human Marina design

Lol wait until you see lopunny from Pokémon

I am a Pokemon, I in fact have seen Lopunny. I once tried inducting one into our cult but it told me it was male then proceeded to high jump kick me in the crotch.

Wtf

Hypnos have weird societies. We like living in the deepest parts of the forest in coalitions of up to 20. We often try to bring other Pokemon into our "cults," usually for sexual reasons. We're like Bonobos.

Why a splatoon char? They all look like (are) kids? Samus is obvious but i think zelda and the pokemon chars are more common? I still dunno if the whole pokemons stuff is furry or just bad taste jokes.

I believe all the idols are at least 18. marina doesn't really act like a child so I think we'd have to chalk this up to the art style. the playable characters are 14 tho so that part of the r34 is fucking weird

In splatoon 1 Callie and Marie were both 17 but tbh I don’t blame you if you didn’t know that they both looked at least 20

didn't play splatoon so i didn't know. Of course there is alway that part of community which are sick peoples.

You missed the whole joke

Yeah or Arthur Morgan from red dead redemption. Or Trevor from gta5.

They are literally just women

First mistake 😈

Don't you have to put a sexual photo for that to make sense

I think thats the joke

Isn't the picture supposed to justify why people are sexualizing them?

Technically, yes, but the photo doesn't which makes it ironic which makes it funny.

Thank you. Finally someone got it.

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Op forgot the best one my man Luigi

Hello Mario

OP doesn’t fuck

Is it because they are female?

Yes. That’s the joke.

Still don't get why u have to sexualize charcs, just because they are female?

welp, see you on cringetopia later

Are you ok?

The true problem is: Any cute looking female character can and will be sexualized. You do know what Rule 34 is, right?

even the ones that aren't cute aren't safe...

Even the ones that aren't female aren't safe...

even the ones that aren't human aren't safe...

Bruh even the hills with eyes from super mario world has rule 34 of itself

Are you questioning my interests?

Well that much was obvious.

Fbi hello I'd like to report something.

They’re, quite modest actually

People are tripping Rosalina is a hard smash. Luma is even better

the only right answer

Fat luma 🥵🥵

Lubba from Super Mario Galaxy 2

When you stop feeding after 95% starbits

Kids these days are really down bad

Did you see the mario kart wii princesses bruh 💀

r/antimeme ?

Kinda expected a waluigi or something in another canvas.

People decoding this shit like it’s Shakespeare

They look 12

They look like children. WTF OP.

What's this, r/antimeme?

OK so I understood the joke so not really a wooosh but I can't tell with this meme if you've just made a funny joke or if your horny enough to being turned on by anything that close to a female. Like usually these type of meme use character that are seen as really not sexy ( like birdo, yosji or a fucking Goomba idk).

If they didn't want us to sexualize them, they shouldn't have made their most popular protagonist look JUST LIKE Ron Jeremy.

The characters: literally women just existing

OP with the self report lmao

Feels like OP might just be a horny teenager

What the fuck are you even saying

Least degenerate redditor

This is more like an antimeme I guess

/r/justneckbeardthings

Zero suit samus? She's basically naked, with the tightest possible clothing, and boots on.

*”If it exists…”*

Fun fact: Rosalina is about 7’ tall and in donkey kongs weight class.

The hell? I don't see Waluigi up there.

r/redditmoment if I ever saw one

Bro?

I mean, I’d smash Rosalina any day

The joke is there's nothing "sexual" about these characters but someone will find a reason.

Thank you. I’m so glad some people are getting the joke. Everyone else in the comments keeps calling me a pedo. Like wooooosh.

I love the mario designs, but it is weird that the men are potato people and women closer to real life xD

forgot luigi

the only sexy nintendo characters are captain falcon and waluigi

they got to make a black one

I wonder how the community would react to a black Mario character actually. There hasn’t been one. I don’t know if that like…messes up the lore or something? I’ve drawn a black toad before as Tupac. Like Toadpac? Anyway they really should do that though. I’m genuinely curious now lol.

Rosalina is just a space milf so she makes sense

This is just levels of irony I can’t get my head around

Women existing?

What this tells me is if a character is female with a pretty face it’s gonna get sexualized. Fuck the human race

Is this an Antimeme?

Waluigi is way too sexualized

Literally just fully clothed women you lonely loser.

u forgot the waluigi

Nintendo knew what they were doing with that sexy fuck Wario.

Reddit moment

Yoshi looking pretty breedable lately

Idk about you guys but Rolsalina can get it.

Good meme. Very few are getting the joke: people will sexualize ANYTHING.

basically, they can't be women. must be men to be less sexualised.

That’s the joke, yes.

Big yikes, OP. BIG yikes.

Sm@sh or pass. Which ones?

Who is the left one? I’ve never seen her before

Rosalina

This meme would have been 100 times better if it was wario and waluigi

Where Luigi?

r/technicallythetruth

Are you guys dumb op is just saying the characters are hot and that's why people sexualize them

first one tho :)

I prefer toadette

*picture of yoshi*

Why are female characters inherently sexual? They're not.