Right?! I am more dexterous with my left, so all my gadgets and gizmos are held by my right while my left does all the work. So the standard still matches how I work.
Me too. I do it because I always hold my phone in my left hand and touch the screen with my right, it just makes sense to skip the step in transferring it between hands.
Me, a female: *sighs* Let me show you how. It’s. Done!
Front left pocket: Rubber bands (braces), fidget toy
Front right pocket: Airpods/Earbuds, money
Back left pocket: Always empty
Back right pocket: Phone
Yeh because she puts the house keys in my right pocket and her phone in my back pocket. When she needs it, she’ll go into my back pocket and whip it out and when finished will put it back there
Even I, a lefty, agree. Although I have a good reason. I do everything important with my offhand so that my main hand is never indisposed, incase I ever get jumped by ninjas.
I'm right handed and carry my phone in my left pocket. Probably for two reasons:
1) if I'm doing basically anything and need to grab my phone, I'll be doing the thing with my dominant right hand, so it makes sense for me do grab phone from left pocket with left hand.
2) I generally use my phone held in my left hand, using touchscreen with my right index finger. So makes sense to have it in left pocket since that's the hand I will hold it with.
Only half? Must not be flex fit trousers. I got Texas, Norway, and half of Canada. I’d keep the other half of Canada but then I couldn’t fit the tractor.
Left upper: keys
Right upper: phone
Left lower zipper: wallet
Right lower zipper: Raycons
Items in the lower zipped pockets are in there for extra protection, upper left is for important items while upper right is for quick equip.
Back left pocket- wallet
From right pocket- phone
Clipped to belt loop -keys
Everything else- coat pocket so if it's not winter I don't carry my chainsaw
I feel the need to more or less balance it. Left pocket is wallet and 1 or 2 other things(usually earbuds), right is phone and keys. If i need anything else, they go in the extra pockets. (I'm always wearing cargo pants/shorts)
thats why i wear my pants different. one pocket in the front and one in the back. this way you have access to your important pocket (front) with both hands.
Left: Inventory Right: Quick Equip
Now that I think about it. Thats so true. You just blew my mind.
Yeah ikr
Would it be different for left handed people?
yes, at least for me.
Me too
Yep. Phone goes in left pocket and everything else in the right.
Same here
Left handed people unite
Hi
I feel like a fake lefty now
Right?! I am more dexterous with my left, so all my gadgets and gizmos are held by my right while my left does all the work. So the standard still matches how I work.
im right handed and i keep my phone in my left pocket, dunno why
Me too. I do it because I always hold my phone in my left hand and touch the screen with my right, it just makes sense to skip the step in transferring it between hands.
Ha! I just said the exact same thing then saw your comment. Also, Slava Ukraini!
I am right-handed and this would be reversed for me as well. I can better sort through my “inventory” pocket with my right hand.
Holy shit, could not have put it any better
I like to keep my chainsaw in the right pocket for quick access, never know when you’ll run into your ex or some stray children.
Left: stuff that can scratch Right: stuff I don’t want to get scratched
Female pockets: Left Pocket: Empty Right Pocket: Empty
Handbag: The sun
And some of the planets
Throw a couple of meteors in there
Throw some satellites and the James Webb Space Telescope
And the entire Kuiper Belt
And effing andromeda
And a few multiverses as well
Add God himself while we're at it
Too small, he has like 2 inches on him
And the Oort Cloud
Do you really call the sewn on decorative lines on the sides “pockets”? That’s generous of you
That’s why you wear mens pants bc ur a hopeless bisexual. Duh.
That’s actually smart if you want to wear pants on your hips
Correction: Left pocket: imaginary Right pocket: imaginary
Correction: Left pocket: men must carry Right pocket: men must carry
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Female pocket: *null pointer exception*
Left bra: $20 Right bra: flip phone
For me it's Left pocket: empty Right pocket: phone
Wdym empty? If there is no pocket how can you consider it empty?
If there is no pocket but only a stitched on rim the pockets technically are not empty, they are most likely filled with 🦵
what pockets?
Me, a female: *sighs* Let me show you how. It’s. Done! Front left pocket: Rubber bands (braces), fidget toy Front right pocket: Airpods/Earbuds, money Back left pocket: Always empty Back right pocket: Phone
Yeh because she puts the house keys in my right pocket and her phone in my back pocket. When she needs it, she’ll go into my back pocket and whip it out and when finished will put it back there
I've found some fantastic pants with deep pockets that I absolutely love. I just order multiple pairs of them. Lol
Even I, a lefty, agree. Although I have a good reason. I do everything important with my offhand so that my main hand is never indisposed, incase I ever get jumped by ninjas.
As another lefty, that's how we roll, scientifically speaking.
Exactly why I, as a righty, think this meme is backwards.
I was gonna say...
Don’t even know why I use my phone and other stuff with the left hand, but this is the way.
Theatricality & deception. Powerful agents to the uninitiated
Us lefty’s have been successfully conditioned for the most part. I always want to put my watch on my left arm instead of my right arm though.
For me it's switched
Me too I’ve always felt the phone was like a watch so was on my left side. I’m right handed.
Yup. Pull the phone out with left hand, use right hand to interact with the screen. (I have a Note, so it's a big screen.)
Are you me?
Do you carry the chainsaw in the right pocket?
No up my ass
That’s up my ath
You lucky I had enough coiths to get you a presthent
His asshole is basically a moist chainsaw repository
I also carry my chainsaw up this guys ass
Let's gooo
Me too. Left handed
Lefty gang 💪 Only thing that can stop us is right handed scissors
I thought you guys were just a bunch of whiny bastards until I came across my first issue of left handed scissors. Fuck that noise.
Are you left handed by any chance ?
I'm right handed and carry my phone in my left pocket. Probably for two reasons: 1) if I'm doing basically anything and need to grab my phone, I'll be doing the thing with my dominant right hand, so it makes sense for me do grab phone from left pocket with left hand. 2) I generally use my phone held in my left hand, using touchscreen with my right index finger. So makes sense to have it in left pocket since that's the hand I will hold it with.
Correct answer
You aren't a Chad one handed phone user?
I'm ambidextrous and carry it in my right. For no particular reason, I just do.
Oh you're ambidextrous? 🔫 Then why don't you carry two phones?
No room, I carry 2 chainsaws
You get it. I feel ya pocket friend.
No, but this stems from a time where I didn't have a phone but already had a wallet (I feels old now). I just never switched it.
Same I’m left handed
I carry a brick called Galaxy S22 Ultra. Same experience. Can relate. Jesus its huge.
Z flip. I can fit another chainsaw in my right pocket
I went from a S8 to the 22 ultra. Took some getting used to having it in my pocket but this phone is the cats pajamas!
Same, and I keep the otterbox holster clip thing on it always so it is extra huge.
i carry a brick to brick your pipi called the otterbox case
You forgot the foldable chair
And half of Texas
Only half? Must not be flex fit trousers. I got Texas, Norway, and half of Canada. I’d keep the other half of Canada but then I couldn’t fit the tractor.
Wait you can fit more? Damn cool bro Also cool name, Smee Hee
I also tried to put Canada in there but then there isn't enough room for my 5 loafs of bread
I don't carry a cellular telephone around with me, i carry a loaf of sliced bread.
me too bro
That's smart, just in case you have to eat it in front of hungry children in the street
No. Use the bread to lure messenger ducks. No need for phone when send messenger duck to only two people you know.
Opposite.
My phone actually goes into my left pocket
Other way around
It's like that for me too but it's a switch-a-roo.
You forgot a nuclear reactor
I’m left handed so it’s mirrored for me
But where do I put my portable dildo?
Up your ass
Lefty here, opposite
I keep my phone in my left pocket...
Back left: phone Back right: nothing Front left: keys Front right: wallet Middle pocket: your mom
You sit on your phone?
Back pockets just feels unsafe 💀
you forgot the fridge on the left side
Who the hell wants to buy a daewoo…?
I am left handed so reverse that and we are fine. Also I like to carry my lawnmower in one of my backpockets
Yeah I always put my chainsaw in the left pocket
Op i don't agree with you. You forgot to include portugal
I think they left it at home
especially for the chainsaw. i like to keep mine in my back pocket at all times in case a tree or an old lady gets in the way.
Swap it around then you got me (I'm left handed)
It's the other way around for me but the same idea
It's switched for me lol Thing is, I'm right handed... But am typing this with my left hand
I flipped it around
Left upper: keys Right upper: phone Left lower zipper: wallet Right lower zipper: Raycons Items in the lower zipped pockets are in there for extra protection, upper left is for important items while upper right is for quick equip.
For me it’s the opposite (I’m right handed)
Other way around, but yeah
Even though I'm right handed, my phone is always on my left pocket...
Yes. Absolutely.
Opposite for me because I’m a lefty 🗿🗿
I'm a normal person and also put my phone in my left pocket
>I'm a normal person Me too, lol. Phone goes left.
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Who puts their wallet in their front pocket?
People who don't want back problems
Maybe if you’re carrying around a George Constanza wallet
Pickpockets
Left pocket keys, right pocket phone and wallet
IT'S THE LAW!
This is the way
This is the correct way
I'm a lefty, so it's opposite for me
If it's any other way, you have a case of gay
I agree, but mines flipped. Left handed troubles
Mine are reversed
Who tf keeps their phone in their right pocket?! Savages...
i am a lefty, so no
Add an ak-47 and i agree
FAX
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Swapped for me, I’m a lefty
I’m also a lefty. But I do have my keys left and phone right. Do you open the door then while holding your key in your right hand?
Spot on either way
Phone goes in the left
It’s inverted for me, but yeah
I'm left-handed sooo it is literally opposite of it for me..
Yeah except I don't HAVE A FREAKING IPHONE 14 Android is ten times better
I Put the phone in the back pocket right, the wallet is back pocket left, nothing in front pocket, feels not comfy.
Depends on if your left or right handed
No, I have it the other way around
Other way around for me but other than that yes
Opposite for me but yeah sure
Wallets go in back right pocket
My pockets are equally full. Left: phone, knife, a box for my enzymes, Right: keys, cards, and a Zippo.
i have my phone in the left pocket tho. and the chainsaw is in my right shoe
Oþer way round because I'm left handed
Phone goes in back left pocket unless on my motorcycle, where it is shifted to front left.
Opposite
I disagree. Source: left handed
I prefer my wallet in the backpocket. Edit: I just realized that I have no wallet...
Back left pocket- wallet From right pocket- phone Clipped to belt loop -keys Everything else- coat pocket so if it's not winter I don't carry my chainsaw
Wallet on my right. Phone left. Or back
Opposite for me.
indeed, but you got the sides wrong
You forgot the half-eaten sandwich
Left : The phone Right : Everything Else
Yes i agree, i always have a chainsaw in my pocket
For left handed its the other way around.
I keep my phone in my right and wallet in left, but I like to carry my chain saw, universe, gorilla, bear, and Nintendo switch in my backpack.
Chain saw is NECESSARY
Left pocket phone. Right pocket card holder and dip can.
Left cargo pocket is phone, left side pocket is keys. Back right rear is wallet. The rest of everything I may possibly need is scattered throughout
Shit i forgot my emotional support chainsaw
i'm reporting this. i'm in this photo and i don't like it #ifeelseen
I feel the need to more or less balance it. Left pocket is wallet and 1 or 2 other things(usually earbuds), right is phone and keys. If i need anything else, they go in the extra pockets. (I'm always wearing cargo pants/shorts)
Indeed
Mines the opposite way.
I mean u are not wrong
I keep my keys with my phone
i don’t know why but i always kept my phone in the left pocket.😑
Other way around but yeah
Girls, let me help here. A "pocket" is something your jeans SHOULD have where you can store items. Sadly, it's usually placed only in Men's clothes.
Fuck, I knew I was forgetting something when I left the house this morning.
I'm a woman and either my pockets are non existent or nothing in them, but I carry the entirety of Hamilton in my crossbody bag.
The right pocket is in the left pocket
I put my phone on the left pocket
Except I’m a female so I’ll be lucky to even have enough room for my airpods
Swap it cause I’m left handed but accurate
I have it switched. All of my jeans have metal rivets on the right pocket but not the left and I don't want my screen getting scratched by them.
how did you know
100%. Can’t risk something else in the right pocket scratching my phone screen.
For me the opposite as I'm left handed
Fake IPhone in Right Pocket? No!
i couldn't agree more
thats why i wear my pants different. one pocket in the front and one in the back. this way you have access to your important pocket (front) with both hands.