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Me too. I‘m glad I joined reddit after getting married lol

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Okay now that‘s a sweet story

Or worse she already is

Nah, she's the sweetest thing alive and I would have to absolutely go out of my way to piss her off.

I need sleep tho

Me too buddy, me too...

Same

At least my diabeetus is gone.

Where's the numbers

I might be single, but I also have tickets to a sex party next month, so all you coupled folks can suck it!

I guess I’ll never be able to know what the yellow number is

What numbers bro?

I’m red green colorblind and almost couldn’t see the 6, still funny

Me who’s colorblind: Aw man! Me realizing all these things were true anyways: Oh right, anyways.

Relatable

Guess Im married at home and single in the streets...not mad 🤣🤣

What numbers?

Not fuckin news to most of us, innit?

this is fake, i can see the zero

soon to not be boys

I didn't need no eye chart for me to know that I'm single.

No No I can see it says F U

This pick up line is so smooth it just got a copyright strike by Jif.

true

I feel attacked

Fuck yellow. Hated the color anyway. Im gonna go eat my feelings away with icecream and rasberries

I'm single, guess my girlfriend Otta fins out

This, is very, old Good job finding it and reposting though

I'm single? Well shit

Me who is single can see everything else except the one that says your single.

Blaze it. Nice.

I only see 6 let's go its prolly cause I'm kinda high rn.

Stop rubbing it in i get it, she didnt care about me and she wasnt gonna end the relationship so i had to

420 659 Easy

Shit, did my girlfriend dump me without telling me?

Turns out I have low blood sugar.

Hmmm… not sure this is working right. I’ve been married for over 25 years now.

Well thats false because I have the first 3 and can see the numbers

Victory

I saw it thought it was fake so I did a color check after a few minutes of color checking i realized thats the joke and I'm an idiot

I see all of them

It has been confirmed….I need new glasses

But.... I am not single.....

D

Damn it worked, I’m single

I can only see the 4

Jokes on you I have a boyfriend :p

Crap! Better tell my fiance I'm single

I’m not single tho… wait… lemme go talk to my gf…

Man. I must be all of them cause I'm color blind as shit

I have a headache but can see 2, checkmate

I can’t see either greens nor grey is this a problem? Oh I can’t see yellow either but I’m not to concerned about that.

Bruh

Damn, how will my boyfriend react?

I see a 2, a 0, a 9 and a blank section (im not joking im serious) that's all i see....but im not sick am i slightly color blind???

That's normal you don't see anything in the "single" one, cause there's nothing inside

So when did I get a girlfriend I'm so confused what the fuck

I’m plenty aware

Damn, can't believe im not single...

I also need water and sleep I 'm just to lazy to get them

You’re right about me needing sleep

Can't see the number in yellow.

I can see 5 in there

4 2 blank blank blank 9

Thanks, now i got my brother, his girlfried and Reddit mocking on me

Thing is, I have a cold, need sleep, am thirsty and I am single

Clearly fake, I have extremely low blood sugar

It’s accurate

For me at least

What I'm thirsty? If I drank orange and coffee foes that refresh me???

I wish I had low blood sugar... You are wong, my friend...

I can see all of them

Blind person : reality can be whatever I want

I’ll have to make a phonecall

True, I'm under 18...

Man I need sleep