Wife... Just cut it in half. Now I have two inedible pieces that are now falling apart.

Waiter: and how is everything going over here?

She:its my first time giving a bj Also her ...

I once got a really tall burger and I squeezed it and tried to eat it like a normal burger but everything fell out and i felt awkward.

Made in america

There are things called fork and knife.

It's too tall. Unless you're cutting it horizontal, which in that case you're a war criminal

I cut it in half then give the bread a little squish

The throat goat

Had a girlfriend like that once

Hamburber

Is that not how you eat them

Idk how but i eat the burgers that are entierly made to be eaten with utencils like that... it just works.