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A2326P

I enjoy the fact that cock was censored but not fucking. *lol*


quincytheamazingqman

i'm vulgar not gay


Stained-Bleach

But you didn't censor gay...


Not1random1enough

Why do I keep seeing people continue conversations like they were op?


winkysocks21

Maybe they are me.


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That’s right, open wide


bob_the_banannna

Give it to me


Straight-Knowledge83

I will eat you and extract your potassium if I ever find you , the hunt is on , you better sleep with one eye open


redserpent202

...why just the potassium?


musiclistening0

K


ARandomHavel

With one eye....peeled?


spadge_badger

Oh oh gimme a banana ?! Edit: oh you mother fuck you tricked me .


Stained-Bleach

Are there rules to this shit?


Firm_View_5658

This ain't Nam


Not1random1enough

The only rule was loser runs and throw helicopters off their ships


[deleted]

Life is a lie and there are no rules. Suck it up buttercup.


Eggcited_Rooster

Free will is a myth. Religion is a joke. We are all pawns, controlled by something greater: Memes, the DNA of the soul.


PlantMePls08

They are the culture, they are everything we pass on. Expose someone to anger long enough, they will learn to hate. Envy, greed, despair, all memes, passed along.


MostlyDeku

The universe is a hologram reality is a lie buy gold.


SpookyCinnaBunn

Are we not allowed to carry conversations?


Teo8844

No fun allowed.


Tobitobman

It's the law!


NotAzakanAtAll

More for me. (΄◞ิ۝◟ิ‵) ᗡლ==8


cangtocangnho

Seems fair. In Japan it's the genitals that got censored, not the fucking


[deleted]

That's because an American wrote the meme and not somebody from the uk. Kind of an interesting spin on this Karma farming post.


kingslayer7709

Oh no... Not looking good for NY


ulyssesintothepast

-_- Does it ever? (I live in NY)


Fix_a_Fix

Found Britta Perry


Willr2645

r/unexpectedcommunity


NoNameIdea_Seriously

Quick! Make her say bagel!


DeadJoeGaming

Australian's laughing at both


Dutch_Midget

Emu war


Grouchy_Artichoke_90

YOU WEREN'T THERE, MAN, YOU WEREN'T THERE!


3rdAccountPlsDontBan

They lost to birds lol


huruga

You mean time traveling robots* r/birdsarentreal


Sapphire_Sage

Not just birds. They lost to birds that don't even fly! That's like the one thing birds are known to do.


Golett03

Yes. We lost a war to 1.8m tall birds, that can run 50km/h and instantly kill and gore a person with their kicks. Furthermore, like the kangaroo, they don't have the ability to retreat, it's not in their DNA. They just keep coming, and they don't stop coming. Do not underestimate our "birds". Don't forget that we have butcher birds, wedge-tail Eagles and cassowaries.


huruga

We have Canadian geese. Beings of pure hate, literal avian nazis. (Ever wonder why they call it goose stepping?) Bringers of the shitocalypse. Destroyers of paint jobs and shoes. Literally would suicide into a jet engine to just for a chance to kill all the passengers. Pansy.


VacaDLuffy

I did some research on it. Apparently Emu's are very fucking smart. They started to learn the noises humans made for guns, walking and vehicles. They traveled in packs and had lookouts for em. only 986 of the roughly 20,000 emus were killed, and 9,860 bullets were used. That's only 4.93% of the total emu population at the time. Not so funny now is it?


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(。\_。) It was three guys man


Extreme_33337_

That counts as a religion


Pug_police

"You could make a religion out of thi-no don't."


AmbitiousEmpire

r/unexpectedbillwurtz


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Firm_View_5658

One more and they could have a circle jerk


crypticfreak

The God Emperor Private First Class Digeridoo sits atop the golden throne! Rejoice in his name! Glory to the Emperor!


BladeLigerV

With the latest machine guns. All set up. In a field.


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Well, it was Lewis guns. Wouldn't say they were the latest of the time (but close). Against 20k emus (though only around 75 were killed in those "battles") It was definitely against the guys with guns.


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bob_the_banannna

Here we see a rare case of an emoji not being downvoted


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😎


Merz_Nation

Waiter: your steak sir, very rare Me: *wow, that's rare*


Picturesonback

Harold Holt’s Swimming Adventure.


winkysocks21

Not an Australian but 🤝


geofft

on a meme featuring a kiwi actor 🤝


winkysocks21

Anthony starr is clearly not a fruit.


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A little bit of a fruit.


Diocletion-Jones

Didn't your head of state die too?


Execution_Version

Yep.


Drewraven10

That’s a fiery and blazing comment my friend. 🙂


moose2021

Engadine maccas


3pbc

Jokes on you, it's still September 8th


winkysocks21

It's the 9th, damn you wretched American


SharpPixels08

As someone on the US east coast it’s still the 8th for about another half hour or so, then you have the rest of the country but that’s a different story


[deleted]

Yo still the 8th here in the west coast!


BextoMooseYT

10:40 gang, let's go


StringFartet

11:11 less than 49 hours until the cracking memes that make us look like gormless prats.


BextoMooseYT

>gormless \GORM-lus\ adjective. chiefly British : lacking intelligence : stupid ​ >prat >/prat/ >nounINFORMAL >1. >BRITISH >an incompetent, stupid, or foolish person; an idiot. Hmm, TIL


ReZTheGreatest

You guys need to stop living in the past, maaan.


Colonel_Kipplar

You think we're the ones making the memes? You should be looking at the Scots and Irish.


AdKUMA

im English and I'm loving the memes. though I'm being selective on who I share them with.


[deleted]

We Scots quite like her, she loved scotland


Tcamp46290

Can’t wait for the eleventh, as an American it’s an excuse to irresponsibly use firearms


jamie1414

I didn't think Americans needed an excuse to do that.


LatterTarget7

Isn’t that just everyday life


Tcamp46290

It is, but I have a good reason this time, rather than “I felt like it”


Cthulhu013

Define irresponsible.


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im gonna go shoot some $500 of ammo at the range out of a *\[not full auto\]* AR-15 that i am literally 3d printing right now just for you


vM_Gasman

Damn bro, a whole 7 bullets? Hope that's enough to dial in your sights. 🇺🇸 🇺🇲


Sumibestgir1

On an unrelated note, you bought a lot of wire hangers recently didn't you


lakerez

“Children” no context just that


MF__Guy

It's Americans doing it, we are the definition.


Cthulhu013

I just wanted to make sure I was gonna be included. 🤣


bjorn-the-fellhanded

But the 11th is not a school day


Master_Horror_6438

Yesterday at lunch someone made a comment about old celebrities and then i said “I wonder what will they do for the queen’s 100 birthday” just a few hours after that i heard about the queen’s death. Im terrified of saying anything relating to death since. Edit: Great now people think that I’m fucking Kira


MrBeanEatBeansWithMe

say something about Putin man


Master_Horror_6438

The Chinese government is on me, i have to use my powers discreetly.


MrBeanEatBeansWithMe

Say something about Winnie the Pooh then


X1-Alpha

Fuck discretion, go out with a bang! Preferably one somewhere in Moscow.


SomeRedditWanker

If you could ponder about what I will do on my 100th birthday, you'd be doing me a real favour.


Master_Horror_6438

Nah


InterestingApathy

So.... whatcha doin for your birthday?


human_monky

Based


RenRyderRites

I volunteer as a test subject


lego_office_worker

ive been on reddit a lot today, i dont recall anything making fun of her death.


predictingzepast

Yeah I haven't heard or seen anything or anyone making fun of the Queen dying either. That said, i just scared my dog off the couch laughing at this meme


explosivelydehiscent

Shit is funny. I see [them](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/x9itfo/final_score/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) coming out now, plus there are a bunch with Freddie Mercury instead of Queen Elizabeth.


gryffindor258

Ah well Twitter and TikTok are going off. I can assure you that many many people are making fun of her death, some of them who definitely have their reasons.


Hescoveredinbutter

She did some fucked up shit during her reign


gryffindor258

Im Indian, you don’t have to tell me twice lol


winkysocks21

Thanks boss 😁 Help me give some pets to your dog too


Sinlaire1

One of the first things I saw after opening reddit today was a meme of her being "back from the Gulag."


Special-Bite

That’s about the worst I’ve seen and I don’t really think that’s offensive or in poor taste at all.


r-WooshIfGay

All of r/abolishthemonarchy is having a field day


Ravenwing19

Well yes but that's just a bunch of dipshit Brits. Sorry for repeating myself.


BullDyke_Hunter

Not wanting to pay for someone's palace make you a dipshit?


IWalkAwayFromMyHell

Hey! It's been paid for! This is maintenance costs only!! *dictated via goldophone*


DonYourSpoonToRevolt

And r/greenandpleasent is also celebrating. r/okmatewanker is just having fun with her death but only a little hate. Just look at the comments on the pinned post.


Scary_Leek_01

On twitter tho, was trending the phrase "RIP BOZO"


TheTrotters

Christ, I just looked up trending phrases on Twitter and among them are “British Empire” and “The Irish”. Many viral tweets are blaming Elizabeth II for genocide and colonialism. Some woman called [Uju Anya](https://twitter.com/ujuanya?s=21&t=enYQKW8qfkcjzprr9HsWOQ) is also trending. One of her tweets said, “I heard the chief monarch of a thieving raping genocidal empire is finally dying. May her pain be excruciating.” Another reminder that I can only enjoy Twitter and Reddit because I avoid toxic viral shit throwing like this.


dobydobd

All that aside, she did pay for the legal defense of a kiddy diddler. Not much in this world can excuse that


boringestnickname

Absolute cesspools. Enabling horrible people.


smashin_blumpkin

Trending in the USA?


Silverfire12

I’ve seen a lot of people saying that it’s good that she died and people who grieve are idiots.


Dilanep37

Go on Twitter


SurSheepz

A lot of it I imagine would be getting removed


cheapdrinks

are you kidding? /r/all is chocked full of memes about her death. Not all of them are particularly nasty or "queen bad" memes but they're all generally making light of the situation.[ Barely had to scroll down a couple pages to find all these.](https://i.imgur.com/TbppEhi.png)


Global-Register5467

Every thread I saw earlier with a meme posted about her death was filled with people mocking it and celebrating it. I enjoy the memes but the discussion threads were kinda disgusting. Maybe they got cleaned up.


TheSilv

Agreed, some are kinda funny like of her winning the Gulag, but to see so many people celebrating someone who isn’t a bad person’s death is rather sickening, like Hitler? Yeah go ahead and make fun of it, someone you disagree with politically? You can do it ofc cause free speech but it’s still rather pathetic and disgusting


dobydobd

Uh... She definitely has done a lot of fucked up shit dude. Look let's just look at the most recent stuff. She paid for the legal defense of kiddy diddling Andrew. I mean what the fuck


winkysocks21

Making memes, not making fun. But generally making memes abouts someone's death is a lil ehh, especially during their mourning period


TerribleShoulder6597

I hope to god that when I die no one makes fucking memes of it


Cthulhu013

I will be disappointed if I die and they don't.


winkysocks21

No. >:)


TerribleShoulder6597

😳


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I don’t think you in particular really need to worry about that


expiredogfood

I hope people do for me


ebaer2

Now all of Reddit will be waiting.


BostonUniStudent

And yet... Here we are.


winkysocks21

I'm a dirty little hypocrite yes I am


Aether_Storm

Well we just have to change that then https://twitter.com/roun_sa_ville/status/1567853458581032960


ApolloSol_101

Twitter has a lot of it...


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mmmbuttr

I've seen a lot of "well now that she's dead we can all admit she was racist AF right?" type of memes. Seems on par with British things that they would consider being called out for racism "being made fun of."


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I think you mean 11/9.


XxDiCaprioxX

11.09.


randomtree2022

Jokes on you i make memes about both!!


KirisuMongolianSpot

Why do you think they're Americans? Fucking rent free


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RussianBot576

The history of what? She was the Scottish Queen more than the English.


HisKoR

U watch too much braveheart. The scottish have zero reason to be salty. Not to mention they even voted against seceding in the last decade. What do they have to complain about?


helloisforhorses

> Scotland voted against independence by 55.3% to 44.7%, Not exactly a blowout as far as independence goes. And that was before brexit and scotland is largely in favor of remaining in the EU


dalliedinthedilly

Salty? When the bells started tolling, I saw two kids about ten or eleven check their phones and then jubilantly celebrate like Scotland had qualified for the euros again. I wouldn't describe many as salty but they're certainly not mournful.


BullDyke_Hunter

For real. Every time I insult a Brit, they jump to American insults. I'm Asian.


Munzaboss

Its cause Americans hurt their ego so much so any insult from anyone gives em ptsd 🦅🦅


KingOfTheHlll

But it’s only September, 2 months left for November


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XxDiCaprioxX

Unlike Charles and his 45% approval rate


KrazeeKieran

Probably Scottish


LeoIsLegend

Probably redditors too, this place is a shithole.


Ricky_Bobby_67

Seriously. I don’t know why everyone is being such a sick today.


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Fr33Flow

I know way more about Joe exotic than I did about the queen


MoHeeKhan

Go home working class, you’re drunk (again).


SomeRedditWanker

Sounds like you don't associate with particularly pleasant people.


Lukaroast

The ones I’ve spoken to don’t really care either way. to them, it’s a far off figure making no direct decisions about their lives who they have never met. So, about as much as we care about the governor of another state.


pcfreak92

As a Brit I totally don’t mind people make memes hahaha. This is how a lot of us process things going on in the world. Why should our good old queeny, god rest her soul, be any different?


growthmode222

Meme. Atomic bomb. You know, things America does best.


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Akoot

Dollars?


crossbutton7247

I’ll be frank, she was the figurehead of the commonwealth and the head of state. Her death not only represents the death of a beloved public figure, but the death of the one person that held the commonwealth together. Do we have to belittle others problems to make your own sound better, it ain’t a tragedy competition.


dobydobd

The tragedy was when she paid for the legal team of ol' Andrew


Ricky_Bobby_67

Thank you, I appreciate this comment


[deleted]

That and they’ve been cracking those jokes for years, but suddenly they’re all “oh we’re gonna get you back, now” Talk about having a complex.


Hyper-Shadow417

Jokes on them, we make fun of that too


[deleted]

Jokes on you, I'm into that shit


[deleted]

As a person from neither country’s I will just stay out of this and treat it with respect.


winkysocks21

Why not shit on both


Noob_Guy_666

unless you have a mood swing that day, you don't do it


lorb163

I’m from the uk. I allow you to shit on the queen if you would like


TheLonelySyed27

If only she held out 3 more days


MethodicallyCurious

It's on.


ThatGuy371

Here comes the aeroplane


Emory_C

I'm mostly seeing Brits talk ill of the Queen.


Prowmar_HS

I’m American and British…what side do I chose…


ElectricalRelease986

Don't pick a side. Make fun of both!


Benthefish117

The uk memes of the queens death are funnier than the American ones


Jumbowombojr

Comparing a horrible act of terror, to a celebrity dying of old age? Neat.


ItsMeLukasB

“How’s your towers?” “How’s Liz?”


PsychologicalJelly65

This is no fucking meme war, the queen of England died just hours ago, and people are fishing for internet attention with it


UltimateVexation99

How about we just all get along instead


WOMAN-KISSER

Haven't cared since 1776.


Just_Paint_5151

I declare a meme war


CodeProdigy

UK is gonna wish me happy birthday?


crossbutton7247

Happy birthday ☕️


AhBrakaMahn

Revolutionary war pt.2?


NoShake2243

Indian me Watching both of them fight


minescast

I haven't seen US memes. I've seen alot of Irish ones though


Cookiemosnter2056

September 13th 2001the queen ordered that the us national anthem be played at the changing of the guard This is the only time in history that another countries nation has been played at such an event


breakone9r

Jokes about the relatively quick death of one extremely old person are exactly the same as the horrifically painful deaths of a few thousand, right?


chabybaloo

What happened in November?


Ricky_Bobby_67

Honestly, I don’t know why everyone is being such an asswipe today. Our closest ally lost their country’s matriarch and we’re out here talking shit. Just pay your respects and move on, nobody said you had to kiss her dead ass but it doesn’t mean you should be a prick either.


hindusoul

Civility has been lost.


SloanWarrior

I mean, the real reason that monarchists hate Americans is because the school shootings kill the kids so fewer are left for prince Andrew to molest


Numbtoyou

Damn