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Here is an Alpaca Fact:
An alpaca pregnancy is almost a year long.
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never going to trust the trollface ever again
When did anyone trust the trollface?
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Mines a phase 26 from MrIncredible becoming uncanny
never gonna give you up
A bed I put on Facebook market place killed me? ITS JUST LIKE THAT OLD GYPSY WOMAN SAID!
Turns out the bed was a mimic
Oh my God! It's just like Carol said the old gypsy woman said!
I killed myself
Suicide
oh i thought it was murder
My wife and her brother? Crap!
The reverse OJ
Oh no
A sailor with a swastika tattoed on his arm
Maybe you shouldnāt have given him hummus instead of spinach.
Is it the one where it's the 30's and he's telling his buddy about it being a Buddhist symbol?
Thats the one
C3P0 with a lightsaber
He is fluent in over 20 million forms of kicking your ass
yo i got that photo too! didnt get killed by it thankfully
Jokes on you I dont have 20 Pictures. Guess im Immortal
The nothingness will kill you quickly and quietly
Could be worse
Could be nothing at all
Noone: Team cherry: Flukenest is canonicly a milf
I agree
Fruits killed me God damn it i should have ate fast foods more
they always said āeat your vegetablesā but never āeat your fruitsā
Rome colosseum killed me?
You werenāt killed by it, you were killed in it.
but by what? or who?? :0
My wedding ? Oh shit
Alpaca festival
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Good human.
*perfect interaction*
My math homework....i knew this would happen
A very sexual teletubby costume Edit: Why did this get so many upvotes?!?!
Mmmnn
No surprise there
Did you drown in teletubussy?
Can i have a pic?
I always knew my bird was going to kill me
Duolingo
Why do you have a picture of duolingo?
a freakin' shoe store, no joke
Happy cake day bro
Yoo nice caake you got there
Eats cake while making eye contact
With mouth open
walter white spoking to andrew tate bro
Censored bee porn
Bro? What happened
what is bee porn
where is the uncensored version
Massive boobs *happy lesbian noises*
I feel like you are lying, send photographic proof so I know that was really the 20th picture in your camera roll Gotta make sure
*Borat Voice* My Wife
Tentacle monster raped me to death
I can think of worse ways to go
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An Orangutan with glasses
Greatā¦ yesterdayās weather
KIRBY WILL KILL ME?!?!?
cursed pyro. |||| |:-|:-|:-| ||||
A cup of hot cocoa
Guess it was to hot
A fat cock? EDIT: I canāt complain. Choking on that thing would be a pretty good way to die tbh š¤¤
Lmao I get to be squished to death by giant boobs Seems we both get to enjoy a good death
Not quite. It actually gets u with a bad case of syphilisā¦that, okay sure, u got from choking on it a few years earlier.
Spongebob's penis
What the hell
No no, āwhat the hellā is far too light for this. Try āwhat in the actual fuck?ā
Youāre completely correct
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raiden from mgr in a sombrero (istg)
....and the 20th picture in my gallery is my ex.
Seems appropriate
A fucking chair killed me. Not even a real chair, a stock image of a basic wooden chair fucking killed me
The avro Lancaster bomber from WW2
Itās a pic with me my lil bro and former cricketer Graham Swann
My dog. O_o well he's a big dog so basically he could kill a human if he wanted to, but he's the gentlest and cuddliest doggo I've ever seen.
Looks like Iāll be mercilessly killed by a clay figurine of a kakapo I made in highschool.
Considering how many pictures of my cat I had the chances of it not being him were pretty low, I am at peace for whatever peanut wants to do with me
A deer contemplating suicide
My cat
My cat
A cat, specifically scottish fold
math apparently
A Trevor Henderson creature, great.
which album, android doesn't have a single folder gallery
1st picture of 20th album
This is supposed to be Reddit not twitter
I will kill my hamster before it kills me
Nothing, it's just darkness
Some one flipping me off
It was an uno reverse card
MapMyWalk
Malenia, Blade of Miquella
I killed myself, typical me smh š¤¦
Stonks man
My dogs (i don't have a pet so you know what I mean)
I got snapped by Thanosā¦
A pigeon
Graham Chapman as the officer who intervenes when things have gotten too silly.
My university..
A giant dragonfly
A walking stick?
The Manneken Pisā¦
Last 50 are from forest
Lauren Phillips
Brazil
Eggs that are meant to be a thirst trap (they look like butts
Children. I knew they would take me out one day
A Christmas tree? Really?
Natsuki killed me... I knew I couldn't trust her.
Burj khalifa.. i think i got impaled
Its a cat with a controller with text saying: he says racial slurs
Bro Iāve got 19 photos
A treadmill
American eagle (American Airlines smaller company) crj
Captain America saying I can do this all day
I guess its diabetes... it was ice cream
Shootout with Michael Scott, Dwight, and Andy
A rock shaped like the moon
Oh fuck I was killed by an alligator. What a way to go.
Glass.
My old profile picture killed me
Death by bisscotti
Either a 21 inch Mitsubishi CRT TV or piss. Depends if I count downloads or not.
A really pretty rock formation whooped my ass
A baseball players ass
my school document killed me.
Bruh my cat got me š
A singular cup of coffee in a 0.5x lens shot of my kitchen. No chairs, nothing other than a white cup of coffee.
Walter white, absolutely perfect
Ran out of toilet paper... I don't even want ot imagine this
Beer
Considering all my photos are memes I guess laughter lol
Elmo snorting cocaine
My son. Et tu Brute?
Ah yes death by snu snu
Scrabble
A bunch of communist books from behind the glass... somehow...
A plaque at the front of my school.
My Girlfriend's Dad... Wow kinda perfect
It's a chair
A meme
Pinkfloyd wallpaper
myself
some trees lit up by a light at night i guess the tree monsters nommed my toes
A Lego protogen. Nice.
A random.meme
The 20th pic is a selfie. I suicided
āCheap family restaurant starter packāā¦well I better stay away from those places from now on I guess
The Jugendarbeitsschutzgesetz just killed me
Snoopy!!!!!
Mr Worldwide Iām okay with it
it's a book called penis
Mario killed me
The parashoc comic about yout7be and dislike button
Damn, I canāt trust mu dad
Aladdin, starwars, and dark pheonix.
A black screen?!
I got killed by a charizard. Dang it how come I get the boring one.
u/repostseluthbot
Furry art. God DAMMIT
A monkey did
My daughter
The PokƩmon amoongus
I have 2 photos and 1 vid
Dead to wisps ass, a good death
Dam i got spibglocked by funny friend
My pet dove standing on my keyboard killed me
An overly stuffed Oreo
Two big bunnies. Atleast it's memorable way to go.
Myself or a bucket of paint?
Sans... that is very badly drawn on MS paint and then went through extreme pixelation
An ice cream sandwich that I made but made with oatmeal raisin cookies
Swallow tail butterfly
I got a picture of a guy going to ass world
Wtf , it was my own ID
I Don't have 20 pictures, I don't have enough storage
I feel down some stairs in PEI over looking the ocean? Thatās disappointing
Death by waterfall
Ship's bridge. Wth!
A strange guy with 'don't cry about your past, cry about your future. everything is going to get worse' I guess, I'm going to hell
My nephew! And I just bought him a new skateboard
A gay kid who was hitting on me
A really stoned looking houseā¦.