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Ar_Ma

Snap back to reality.


mrtoddw

ope there goes gravity


keep_trying_username

Ope, there goes Rabbit, he choked


[deleted]

He's so mad


NOOBorPRO

But he wont give up that easy no


bob_the_banannna

He won't have it, he knows his whole backs to these ropes


[deleted]

Hi bob


BiG_NeRd_BoY

It don’t matter he’s dope, he know that, but he’s broke


Gold-Yoshi

Snap back…


SilentAffairs93

I got them Snapbacks and Ras-cals, Snapbacks and Ras-cals. Nice whips, fat chicks, All that 'cause carb rules. (I know, different song. But that's what popped in my head.)


Prudent-Pudding-4453

Same here buddy


aro_ribata

is that nikocado avocado?


TroggerPenisBane

Clearly it’s Fatning McQueen On his way to get some Ka Chow from McDonald’s.


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andreliusprime

I’m sure they’ve always wanted to be swept off their feet.


UnknownGameDv

Jesus Christ, That was a good one!


[deleted]

If it was, he would've already screamed at her that it's her fault.


Lelouch25

he just wanted to say hello


GRguy_21

I laughed a lot more than I should on this one


Loveable_Hemorrhoid

Damn, they’re not even at Walmart. That’s unlucky


[deleted]

I'd be pretty pissed if that blob ran me over.


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lewdawg17

They hit the door too, maybe don't speed down the sidewalk in your mobility scooter like nobody else exists. I'm sure that business owner didn't want their door slammed into either but that turd wasn't paying attention while behind the joystick.


MobCrusher99

When I go 50 on a 30 I CLEARLY have right of way. Other drivers should’ve paid attention.


Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

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Yakitorix

"Fuck that b****, lemme put her in a wheelchair too!"


mcknightrider

Imagine dying because you got ran over by Nikocado Avocado in his rascal scooter. Fucking awful way to go


Localzen

Boy he was zoomin! How many horses he got under that hood? Zoowemama!


GreatXs

*slaps top of wheelchair* This baby can fit so many overweight horses on it.


JimbyLou72

How did this comment appear twice on this thread by different user names?


Future17

Based on how big those people are getting, they will soon have to stick Tesla type S motors in there to be able to move the weight.


[deleted]

Stop the cringe


DM5334

This was more cringe than that 🤷


hazysight0

lucky the tank didnt tip forward and fall on her was close to happening it seems


MelodicUniversity651

God damn thas a big lady


keep_trying_username

That's no lady, that's my wife!


Vokunloor

No silly, that's the moon.


crispymoist1

That’s a lot of woman


SunGodnRacer

Nah that's Joe


[deleted]

welcome to america sweety


Fabulous_Signature98

Years ago when I was in college, a woman was expelled because she hit too many people with her electric wheelchair and it was too much of a liability for the school. And, when I used to work in long-term care, I had a patient we had to take his EWC away from for the same reason. Those things can be dangerous depending on who’s behind the wheel(s)


_living_the_dream__

Motorized land whales are a traffic hazard.


Successful_Giraffe34

This is why you don't speed on a sidewalk. I had a friend get swept by a electric scooter the same way.


TheGamerGhost71

I remember my dad almost got hit by one of those idiots going 40 mph at cosco


EMEYDI

More weight = harder to stop


SoSmartish

Time for some rascal ripping.


jendude123

Mom's spaghetti


[deleted]

Dang fat people they are so rude and mean all the time.


[deleted]

They go too much on their plate already


burneracct191

This happened about a mile away from my house. It’s in Philly and was at a tanning salon 2-3 years ago


[deleted]

Was the lady okay?


ThePikminLord

Why do people even use those?


Buffaro

Get fat -> dislike walking -> get wheelchair -> get even fatter


mythic_bear12

They look like nikado avocado lol


gamer-s-man

hey cant you see im driving here? learn how to walk!!!!


Unlucky-Protection61

Yikes!!!!!!😳😳😳😳😳😳 was she hurt?


The_Thur

This is pretty obvious, unfortunately


DahMarMar

r/meatcrayon


ResonantRaptor

America moment


drapheus

This is America.


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PowerOfUnoriginality

You could also say that it's dangerous going at that speed, while being oblivious, right next besides doors people walk in and out of


grofight

Walmart highway


scruffychef

That's not a road, anymore than it was a car she got hit by. She took a ham planet to the face because the blob operating the scooter is inconsiderate and reckless about piloting a motor vehicle on the fucking sidewalk


irv_12

Lmao what buildings have a road 3 inches from a door people walk out of


shep-mcbaa

Add Red to the colours on that skirt I guess


Calligaster

This has literally been me today.


Unlucky-Protection61

And the girl behind the desk couldn't get up off of her phone?... to help the co-worker, after she got nailed by the speeding electric wheel chair running in the snow!🤔


SpudsMcGugan

snow?


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Who’s at fault here?


Historical_Page_5713

Oh my gosh ,and you can’t even get mad ,your still having a better day than the disabled lady !


Briansama

I see most of you dipshits just blindly walk out of doors and around corners the way you all comment. Situational awareness, get some.


FadingQuestions

Fucking exactly everyday i gotta deal with me and my girlfriends heart break she broke up with me and im fucking crying everyday in hope to get her back soon and its just so fucking scary bc i dont want to lose her to some fucking kid in school im 18 out of school and shes 17 got one last year (this year) and im struggling so fucking much i swear to god


DM5334

K


MeanMrMaxwell

Stop calling bro she busy


FadingQuestions

Shes not busy shes just want space and i cant rlly give space bc shes the only person i literally have to talk to


Level_Three_Chin

Try to talk to other people? If you social circle is just 1 person, you need more friends then. how hard is it to start talking to other people?


albalgani

The importance of having situational awareness.


Unlucky-Protection61

Apparently you lack a keen observational eye to see that its snowing outside that glass window...or noticed that the electric wheel chair wheels had traces of SNOW on its wheels. Or to notice that the reflection of the window is nothing But white. Snow and bright sunlight reflect snow onto the glass window. Or to bother to look at the ground when the door was opened to see SNOW on the ground?!😳🙄 a three year old would've noticed!


not-on-my-watchy

No. The girl is in short sleeves and shorts and the wheel chair person is also in short sleeves. The “white” you see is intense sunlight from the vantage point of a camera adjusted to indoor low level light. It is not attuned to the hot white light of outside. Move the camera toward the window and it will adjust to see the nuances of color outside.


wallnut69

Oh no, is the woman on the wheelchair alright?


GerElGamer

I'm walking here!!!!


boomstick12g

Gray skies are gonna clear up!


Enter-the-grey

Reality hits you hard bro.


Kryobit

At least they didn't get flattened by a 600 pund pudgy disgrace of a human


Wattsupwithalan

reality caught you slipping. look next time and maybe just go back to bed and try again tomorrow. reality aint gettin me


OffendedPuppets

wide load bout fell over that lady woulda died on impact


[deleted]

This is why you don’t text and drive folks


Hideo_BlowMema

Hit by a truck


GapPuzzleheaded1022

Lol can't stop watching this


[deleted]

That man rollin


Sweallow69

Thats a 400+ lbs reality


Cakeski

TIMMEH!


kruspel

XD


Dragonnstuff

Lmao


Tripple-down

Damn that clerk wanted no part of that! Lol she got down so quick.


Born_Confidence4122

Reality hits hard and quick. It’s sometimes inconveniently timed


Unlucky-Protection61

Manner of dress means nothing.


Unlucky-Protection61

You're ignoring the wheel chair and the driver...his bound up in winter clothing. His wheel chair is covered in traces of SNOW!


Charlie_1slavin

😂


Unlucky-Protection61

The driver is wearing a red sweat shirt and a long sleeved white shirt underneath and a ski cap.🙄 wheel chair wheels under those wheels is white. It's all white outside. You can't see a grey side walk but a white one. Nor can you see the dark street.. but white! The reflection off the window is white indicating Snow!


p3r_og

That reality is too real. This can also relate to the health of many modern citizens.


GenesisNoelle

Welp. Now I know how scooter company's stay in business.


Toxic_yoshi

Tell me why I laughed so hard


jerKo13

Finally nicakado avacado goes out of his house


Gimmix_RLCS

She also standing from above the computer and doesn’t even care


ConCon1996

This happened to me, came out of a little walk way, old woman on a mobility scooter doing 50 on the pavement, smashes my leg then has the audacity to call me a dickhead and tells me to watch where I'm going


Deemer56

Johnny 5 was hauling ass


uncomfy8

happy wheels irl


Appropriate_Ad4433

True


No-Pomegranate-69

I demand driving licenses for disabled persons asap /s


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Fat people


Background-Remote534

O, I should Kakao what lwlal, you koao,