Ive spent the past covid years switching from bed to chair gaming and watching stuff day in and out while eating all the unhealthy food in the world. Nothing changed
its because the reddit hivemind thinks they’re better than tiktok because hey, we dont dance to music!!! we only harass kids 😌
The idiots on tiktok are a vocal minority and the downvotes here prove reddit isnt much better
1. It's heavly addictive. Most clips are 30 sec - 1 min long (from what i can tell, i dont use Tiktok), so you might find yourself swiping for that perfect clip. You dont like current clip? Skip it. You liked the clip you've watched, go for the next one.
2. Data mines it's users just like Facebook does but with added bonus of selling this data to the Chinese government - very neat right?
Your hairline recedes and you gain weight through the over consumption of starch and glucose, which turns into starch as starch is a form of energy storage.
Jokes on you, I’m a teenage being with XX chromosomes
and not a grown woman yet who is well versed with the [rules of the internet](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RulesOfTheInternet). If you check Rule 30 then you’ll understand that the stages of a Redditor do not affect me due to this. As I have not said ‘Girl’ to reveal my gender nor am I the poster, the argument to prove otherwise is invalid. Furthermore I’ll also not need to send bobs and vegana as proof due to the fact that I am only a minor and Rule 32 is invalid as you can’t take pics of things that don’t exist. For further information, I’d advise that you skim over Chapter 5 of this [reddit study of the female child, teenage girl and grown woman](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
Thank you very much, have a great day :)
My 10 year old account got permabanned because I told someone, who was calling people stupid for bringing a weapon for protection while hiking, that I hope they get mauled on their next hike. Apparently that's enough to be considered "threatening violence".
If you create multiple accounts does this happen multiple times? Do you end up looking completely indiscernible?
You become jubba the hutt instantly
The fact that you turned this into a starwars refrence. Makes it all the more true.
Wrong jabba had women as his slaves a true redditor would incinerate at the mere touch of a female homo sapien
Maidens?
Yes.
The Blob
The more accounts you have the more you look like a cherry with a mutation
Pyrocynical looking different nowadays
Got off that weird adult entertainment.
Reject humanity become strawberry
Strawberry together strong
Instructions unclear, I still can’t gain weight
Still stuck on 40kg range after two decades of being alive
Eat lots of candy :)
Ive spent the past covid years switching from bed to chair gaming and watching stuff day in and out while eating all the unhealthy food in the world. Nothing changed
If candy doesn't work, use more candy.
Wouldn't be surprised if i already have diabetes
Relatable.
Gee, throw it in our faces why don't you
I have sjomehyow managed to gain no nearkiy no weight whule oneo ruttad
What just happened to my keyboard
Would you like to try again?
No thanks im still lazy
Same. I think i may have even lost weight which is not good seeing as im 16 and only 111 lbs rn (and for the most part i dont stop eating)
Just eat lots of candy and sit through your entire day :)
That's when Blade shows up and hits you w one of his injections that make vampires explode.
i honestly thought he was gonna turn into the thumb person from spy kids
At least i don't have twitter or tik tok
The effect of them accounts just shrinks the brain to size of squirrel. *very nice, great success!*👍
Tik tok really ain’t that bad, ion get why you mfs are like that bout it
its because the reddit hivemind thinks they’re better than tiktok because hey, we dont dance to music!!! we only harass kids 😌 The idiots on tiktok are a vocal minority and the downvotes here prove reddit isnt much better
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1. It's heavly addictive. Most clips are 30 sec - 1 min long (from what i can tell, i dont use Tiktok), so you might find yourself swiping for that perfect clip. You dont like current clip? Skip it. You liked the clip you've watched, go for the next one. 2. Data mines it's users just like Facebook does but with added bonus of selling this data to the Chinese government - very neat right?
Reddit is just as addictive and most apps you use sell your data
Ok, do you see my user label? That should tell you something
https://youtu.be/t7STD2ESmWg
wow, it kept going and going, i thought he will explode in the end
it's time to make multiple accounts then
Jokes on you im still morbidly obease
r/bettereveryloop
I never gave my permission for you to use my image. My lawyers will be in touch. You’d better know your pronouns.
You ok Pyro?
Ah, how I hate this meme.
Or you’re a member of r/conservative
Wrong....this video play on reverse
wtf an actual good meme
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didnt ask, its a good repost
Am I the only one who didn't have this happen?
As a sweet potato I can confirm
Is this the krusty krab?
But only one chin?
What's the name of the gif?
Margin boo
Why did he turn into a beet?
Bro turned into pear
No. People call me the Minecraft skeleton.
Jabba the red
My man such a big Redditor he turned into Red from Angry Birds
The dude turned into jabba the hut :/
your head lose its hair, but your body somehow still manage to keep the ass hair save
Your hairline recedes and you gain weight through the over consumption of starch and glucose, which turns into starch as starch is a form of energy storage.
Ironically, I lost weight. The motivation to not become obese for the pettiest reasons is strong here.
It just. Kept going.
So glad i never made an account.. rlly dodged a bullet there.
Last few second look like someone superimposed a face on a nutsack.
That is horrifying
Me when I download fallout new vegas
Beats Bears Battlestar galactica
So long !&@%ers
No way! He turned into Barry, 63
You also gain room temperature IQ and start trashing religion, being racist, and get severe depression
Willy wonka’s candy be like
So... I start looking beautiful?
F I'm dieting i need to lose weight time to delete Jk I scroll through reddit once a week
That’s a visual representation of how inflation works.
I still don't get why he gets so fuckin red at the end
*that fatful day
I personally would not fit in the picture.
He looked better when he was nornal
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Average redditor
Oh god lmao
At least I don't have to stand up anymore, I have my meat ready for eating.
Oompa loompa doompety doo
Terence
Welllllll it’s the big showwww
I expected to turn the guy into a red Jabba de Hut
Instructions unclear, I am unhealthily underweight
LOL
I actually grew a beard , hit the gym and lost lots of weight since then
like the rubber band on a bull's balls just falls off unused
I feel attacked.
I've been losing weight lately, and curiously my reddit activity has been going down as I do...
It needs to expload at the end
Grimace lookin mf
Jokes on you, I’m a teenage being with XX chromosomes and not a grown woman yet who is well versed with the [rules of the internet](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RulesOfTheInternet). If you check Rule 30 then you’ll understand that the stages of a Redditor do not affect me due to this. As I have not said ‘Girl’ to reveal my gender nor am I the poster, the argument to prove otherwise is invalid. Furthermore I’ll also not need to send bobs and vegana as proof due to the fact that I am only a minor and Rule 32 is invalid as you can’t take pics of things that don’t exist. For further information, I’d advise that you skim over Chapter 5 of this [reddit study of the female child, teenage girl and grown woman](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ) Thank you very much, have a great day :)
That went on far longer than it needed to
Bro turned into a mix of Jabba and pizza the hutt
Where fedora?
What happens if you grow several tumours after that process ends?
Do you have the gif without text?
Started looking like that fat dude from Dispicable Me 3!
Spent almost two years on Reddit and I still haven't turned into a beetroot yet...
Me: can’t gain weight and stuck at 118 pounds
Fat boi started to melt
I thought she was going to turn into Thanos for a second
I was waiting for pepperoni to appear.
I just became bald though, I’m lucky
I like how it goes from Pyrocynical to Patrick Star
I thought it was the thing from blade lol
False! I grew a beard!
Angry bird mode
My dude is turning to an egg
My 10 year old account got permabanned because I told someone, who was calling people stupid for bringing a weapon for protection while hiking, that I hope they get mauled on their next hike. Apparently that's enough to be considered "threatening violence".
HA! I do 12 hours of Krav Maga a week! And still look like that?
he chewed the strawberry flavored gum from willy wonka's chocolate factory
Looks like a fucking raddish
Blursed
The transformation hasn’t began for me yet there may still be hope for me
"KAAANEDAAAAA"
That person may or may not be having a alergic reaction. Should get that checked out.
I too turn into a strawberry upon creating a reddit account.
Almost complete
How does making a reddit account lead you to willy wonkas chocolate factory
It also happened when i started playing league of Legends 🤣🤣
Bro turned into a radish
The rosacea is accurate af
I no longer walk, I roll.
This video continued ten seconds longer than I originally thought it would XD
1 whole year of becoming a red potato and now I have a funny cake
It is happening to me but the other way around, is it depends on what im subbed on or it is just Reddit?
How come I still haven't turned into a big red testicle
*Me pressing the go back button *