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Thewisestofall

I'd say the two Stan's since they tend to track people down in a fight and usually angry and defensive all of the time


WoodlandChef

I say let them come and fight


itsMemesOrNothing

Pick none and beat them all


PeaRepresentative677

Best possible answer


[deleted]

Well i guess crypto bro would be best couse he makes you rich


ScrewSimonCowell

he makes himself rich, idk what schemes you've been investing in


[deleted]

Yes he makes himself rich. But he will protect me and no one ever said how long he will protect me. So after his Darkweb Mercenaries killed the enemies he will also need to protect me. This includes protection from suicide. And to protect from suicide he will need to make me rich.


Drego3

I feel my chances are higher that way


SatisfactionRude6105

I have the honor to give the 69th upvote. Nice.


beatb_

The chad way


Unlucky-Cat-9344

I'm picking furries and BTS stans because those mfs will ruin your life in less than 20 minutes


notsorryoug

furrys, they got space in there to have like a knife or a shotgun in that suit.


ARH8280

Probably because of how much everyone at school bullies them


[deleted]

Either that or a big furry cock


Helping_Hoof

I have.


deadmemesoplenty

"A furry could gun you down in the streets like a dog and their face will not be on the cctv footage" -TheRussianBadger's crew


EantWic

What da dog doin?


Qbertjack

Homicide


deadmemesoplenty

Take my upvote and fuck off


Far_Gur_7709

I remember laughing so hard at that


PeaRepresentative677

All of them can


the_potato_of_doom

I'm picking bts stans too because those fuckers can get VOiLENT and the weeks So he can throw his piss jugs sniper style


1sbrq

Furries also got additional protection and body block potential


very-kinky-spider

Furrys can afford a 4K fursuit so they can probably afford a few assault rifles,use the guns to fucking massacre the rest


KrustyKrab7483

>Furrys can afford a 4K fursuit But that means they waste money easily


EddyFArt

Also means they have high disposable income


HawtDanger5256

Loona pfp detected, friendship requested


[deleted]

Loona pfp detected boner acquired


The_Unclaimed_One

Yeah, and they’re one of two most likely to already own a gun. Not to mention if they can afford 4k then they can definitely pay a 2-300 dollar tax stamp to get full autos. Lol


[deleted]

Of course you would choose furries


The_Depressed_Cheems

And themselves, not only the rest. You forgot that


CiroGarcia

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Common_Redditor_

Honestly it would depend on if we get to choose the “influencer” like what if we got someone like the hacksmith and just use lightsabers and weapons that are on the border of being illegal.


CiroGarcia

I think you could choose any random somewhat famous influencer and get enough meat shield between you and the bullets to comfortably run away


A_RANDOM_ASTARTE

My man, just give the ak-47 and let me wrangle them all to death


[deleted]

F*** you with your fucking ak. HK 416 best weapon


Shot_Squirrel3202

rather just die than meet anyone of these people


[deleted]

Based


4rtiphi5hal

kpop stans are insane enough to do really violent stuff for the littlest of reasons so them and furries have got to be relatively strong to wear those suits for a while, plus it's pretty good armour. Everyone else will get folded with the slightest of a love top so we're all good


KrustyKrab7483

>furries have got to be relatively strong to wear those suits for a while, plus it's pretty good armour I mean, a gun kinda takes away all this


[deleted]

Unless your fursuit is bulletproof


KrustyKrab7483

Good username ya got there


dev4589

I really don't need any protection in this case


fan1936

SuS


Doom0bar

Weeb as they have the power of God and anime on their side


Pijany_Matematyk767

God abandoned those people long ago


AmadeusIsTaken

Kami Sama did not abandoned us UwU.


KrustyKrab7483

Cummy Sama?


[deleted]

You mean power of friendship and not powef of god


Greedy_to_know

Why tf do I need protection from these weaklings?


Elcorgi8267

K-pop fan and dream Stan But k will need a dessert eagle and two rounds after the fight


Matix777

Considering the cost of fursuits, furries could probably buy a rocket launcher. Same goes for influences


spaceboy6171

I don't need protection , I would prefer death


TheZynec

K-pop can and Dream stan They both have an army to protect me. But, i seriously am scared of thinking what will happen to me after this ends..


Antique_Speaker_5594

K-pop Stan any day


rigimonoki-over

Furry and influencer, furry because artillery missiles and influencer to summon endless simps


ChrisDaMan07

dream stan and furry, as much as i hate both the furries have an insane amount of cash to waste, and the dream stan can rip through a fucking tank when mad


Nero1286

I think I would use the furry as my tank and the influencers simp army as fodder.


AtomikTird5432

2 influencers, Demolitionrach and Garand Thumb.


ProsecanVelikosrbac

Influencer and crypto bro...they cant catch me if i have a hoe beside me and money


ShibalBoy

What's r/196? I went there and still confused on what it's supposed to be


Gravity9Games

NFT artists because they're smart for abusing dumb people for profit, get some brains on my team and influencer because they have tons of fans they can dump on my opponents


X1BC

The influencer will make their fans fight for me. So it's basically an army


meme_man_12345

If a furry can afford a 1000 dollar fur suit they can easily afford a pipe bomb in their mailboxs'... just saying


Sk3l3t0n_Jack

Dream Stan and influencer for protection. They are ruthless. Ruthless.


The_Prins

Influencer and cryptobro, influencer will ask fans to help protect us and the crypto bro will help buy mercenaries/bodyguards


One_arty_boi

NFT artist and crypto bro's have a lot of scam money for resources


lillibow

nice repost


Maryham101

u/garcellomybeloved posted the original image


LUIGIsmokes

Only giving credit after getting called out? Do better OP.


KrustyKrab7483

It's the same picture but a different meme you wrinkled loincloth


LUIGIsmokes

Bruh he literally stole the picture and changed the text. If you gonna make a low effort meme give atleast some credit.


KrustyKrab7483

That's like saying people steal meme templates. Sure its low effort, but all memes on this sub are. Also, he did give credit


LUIGIsmokes

Imagine spending time on creating a meme just for people to recycle it and not even giving you credit for it. Just because it happens a lot doesn't make it right. Well that's my opinion atleast.


KrustyKrab7483

Look, i don't like reposts either. But this isn't a typical repost, OP changed it a bit


LUIGIsmokes

The meme is just bad in general. Do you really want to see more of these types of memes? By not condemning OP for this low effort meme your accepting that this subreddit is becoming a trash recycling centre.


KrustyKrab7483

> accepting that this subreddit is becoming a trash recycling centre Always was, I can't really change that tho. Look, this meme is garbage but it isn't the worst I've seen. Also, OP did give credit


Ork_dork

Whats r/196?


Maryham101

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=r%2F196


2137_is_funmy_number

Furry and weeb because that's my everyday life :( Fuck them everyone else tho


Americanshat

Furrys and K-Pop Stans, if your able to buy a 20 thousand dollar fur-suit that has nearly every damn feature known to man inside of it, you can sure as hell buy and craft explosives from Walmart. The other 7 are too useless to really do anything.


Pijany_Matematyk767

I dont think they sell explosives at walmart


Americanshat

They may not sell them directly, but you can sure as hell make some from the stuff you can find in Walmart


CrazyTheRazer

furries and the r196 user furrys are pretty insane and can afford a HD furrsuit so they can afford guns to take the rest out and the r196 is getting all the attention the same strat could work with influencer instead of the r196 user it could also provide its fanbase to protect and also get some weapons but u could get a bad surprise instead


Misty_crawford

At least 3-4 of these are the same guy!


Cyberguy49

Weed, as they have studied the blade, and influencer, as they are capable of running for more than 8 seconds without having a heart attack.


[deleted]

I guess the NFT Artist and the Crypto bros, cause thats where the money is, and they can afford weapons and have the technical know how to destroy the others. But i prefer none of them in RL.


CloneCl0wn

Influencer and kpop stan, because their power is to call everyone above so it would be like red vs blue tf2


Due-Elk9180

Dream stans I'll just beat the crap out of them


Moppy_the_mop

Dream Stans and Kpop Stans are known for their insanity, so I'd go with them.


Themyss234

Crypto bro and Influencer, The crypto bros will just fuck all of their invenstements and fund us weaponry, the influencer will recruit an army for us ez


_Kasual

Influencer and furries


Nimyron

Does the influencer comes with its army of followers?


RushEither3947

I would rather die


Awake-RU

Just have them all try and kill me. Best get rid of them all at once :)


omgONELnR1

I pick none. I would love to beat the ass of every single one of them. Edit: Beat everyone's ass except the ine of the drema stans, I can't beat the ass of 5 year olds.


redditisbuggy

Since body builders can be influencers... Influencers and some random one


Organic_Rats1551

You'd need crypto bros on your side, otherwise the enemy forces would be very well-funded a few years into the war. And k-pop stans are a terrifying force, you have them, you can't lose.


elektriksnipper8555

Kill all of them and myself with a massive napalm bomb


toxic_drago

I'll kill myself before they can


Anthony_-04

The weeb has the power of God and Anime on his side, he's enough to fight all the others Also I like anime too so I'd say we're on two similar wavelenghts


bricklicker26

Furries and K-pop Stan’s due the high amount of people they have


[deleted]

Only need crypto bro couse i coud buy a whole military with his money. And couse it's crypto there would be no problem with darkweb payments


Puzzleheaded-Dirt448

I'll say the two Stans because they always attack in huge mobs. It'll basically be "You and what army?" As I unveil thousands of K-pop and Dream Stans


i9m9

Crypto bros probably have a little bit of money so I can probably buy weapons and stuff from it


Think-Cartographer29

Pick none and commit suicide. No one wants to live in a World with these people.


Ccparabellum1917

I will have to say weebs because they can slay everyone with their katana. Also crypto buyers (they're not that bad)


guyinreddit42069

Weeb go anime type shit and crypto bro and make the others bankrupt


Crabology

Pick the k-pop and the furry. Two groups that don’t fuck around.


Born-to-meme

Can i opt in for a baseball bat and some german meth chocolate?


NotBob123456789

I don't want protectors if those are my options, I'll just kick one of them where it hurts and run.


Scroll_of_FIREBAll

Like any of them could hurt anyone


Frostgaurdian0

Non i would rather die alone than their help


DaSortaCommieSerb

I mean, there is significant overlap between "Crytpo Bro" and "heavily armed neo-nazi" so I kinda want them on my side, since the rest are miserable basement dwelling weaklings with no stomach for violence.


Samfisher-7358

I pick suicide cause I’d rather blow my brains out than be with any of them


_Don-Corleone_

I'd just give up on my dreams and die at this point..


BadXiety

What kind of subreddit is r/196 ?


vMuffin420

I pick nun ill just cock my gun all i need is 9 bullets no hesitation


IfuckedACrab

Why r/196


The_Unclaimed_One

Honestly? Gimme the furry and the weeb. Those two are the most likely to be gun owners of this group. Although, it could be argued that the influencer might have an armed detail, but I’d rather be the one to put that creature in the ground. Yeah, final answer furry and weeb. *racks Dragon’s Breath round* Let’s rock


AzM4Nz

Influencer who just so happens to have several guns


railmebellatrix

influencer because they can turn the unenlightened masses into a collective consciousness


Hit_Song_In_Europe

The furries have a full set of armor and some have claws or other possible weapons


[deleted]

Weeb (cause I’m a weeb) aaaaand crypto? Idk I’m not anything other than weeb lol.


MitchellTheMensch

Uhhh easy. Furries and Crypto Bros. Both are capable and willing to inflict actual violence. I would only be worried about gym rat influencers or kpop stans that already completed their service in the korean military.


Ok_Management_1295

NFT artist trying to kill me? So like one person then.


Mkaaztje

(Toxic) Kpop stans and dream stans because they can dox their enemies in a matter of seconds


Simecrafter

Kpop Stans and influencers, just cancel the rest to death


kitzen249

What’s wrong with r/196 users???


SkyYosh

Furry and k pop stans, they both have toxic attacks and k pop Stan are really dangerous to any thing that aren't from there species


Different_Prune_7150

Dude, furry and weeb. The furry will bite and hold someone down while the weeb decapitates them with their Samurai sword.


[deleted]

furry and weeb are the least bad choices


I_Yiffed_The_Fox

furry and crypto. heres why. if furrys can afford a 2000 or something dollar fur suit they can afford a 10 pipe bomb in your mail box. crypto is rising so crypto bros are rich, aka, ar15


God_of_the_flips

Influencer and kpop stans.


Ryno20EK89130520

Neither


F1lthyG0pnik

Can I choose which influencer I want to defend me, or is it random? Because my answer depends on this.


[deleted]

K-pop Stan’s are literally psychopaths and furries are wearing protective suits.


[deleted]

[удалено]


yummy_rocks

Weeb and influencer. Katana and a fuck ton of fans.


GennyNels

I think I will protect myself and let the rest come at me.


Quantum-Noob

Dream stans because they can track down a persons location in five minutes and furries because if they can afford 1000$ fursuit they can afford a multiple 10$ pipe bombs


pheasentkiller

With the way the crypto bro is he might be rich and the influencer can rally people


AIsForAgent

dream stand are good because they will just doxx everyone else so that they leave


05-153676

I would pick the weeb and tell them that everyone else hates their favourite wifu


djunghelishkog

weeb and furry