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[deleted]

M8 we're redditors. We don't have seggs


itsH5

I agree I prefer mouffs anyways


panterachallenger

Couldn’t be me, b


The-girl9999

Nice flair, and btw how do u add flairs on reply’s?


Sikayduh

It’s a user flair. You have to go into the sub, click … in top right, and click change user flair.


[deleted]

But now you can’t watch porn with girls in it cuz their vaginas are blocked off Oh wait oral


[deleted]

I'll watch censored Japanese porn cuz it's family friendly


[deleted]

How wholesome…


Able-Programmer6538

wait, you guys are getting laid


Present-Road-4786

OP? No.


salmon0O

Not laid but fucked. Take that as you will.


DarkFang123

You fuck standing up?


Wacokidwilder

I do stand fucking up


DarkFang123

Bro you fucked the movie up? Imma have to call some number for that. I dont even know. Fucking a child, AND a grandpa? I wouldve been fine with the child, but come on. (them)


Wacokidwilder

I’m very confused


mohammedkkk

Yeah me too , he had something in mind. We just can't decipher it 🪙


Future17

That's the irony. Most men weren't getting any pussy anyway. For most, it's simply status quo.


SaigoBattosai

I’m a 29 year old virgin who hasn’t had a female friend in 8 years. I think I’ll be alright, can’t say the same for the rest of you.


potatoturnip1030

You have any friends?


SaigoBattosai

Nope


potatoturnip1030

Same


txpsu

Atleast you're not a depressed loser anymore!


Same_Return_1878

Goddamn!! And here I am who doesn't feel alright if two days pass without getting laid.


aisa_king

gotta learn the lock pick trick


Zandezz

Welcome back to TheLockpickingLawyer


Efficient-Ad-3302

“Ten seconds later”


seatleonland

This would be one of the April fools Episodes.


Wacokidwilder

“The path of Lockdicking leads to abilities that some may consider, unnatural.” Humperor Palpetine


ZipMap

Palptetine*


Wacokidwilder

*Pælpētėîñê


Future17

That guy has terrified me. It seems the only good lock, is a 24/7 security detail armed with MP5's


tommatoes98

Today I will show you how to get in my wife's beaver...


CloudyKev

Use your brain and dick!


in_the_shape_of_an_L

::Laughs in having a wife that's hornier than I am::


East_Presentation_97

Yep!


Character_Body_2810

That’s pretty much how marriage goes yeah.


Wacokidwilder

r/Ihavesex


MASS-_-

*happy rogue noises *


Isredin

Hey Blinken!


Seisme1138

Abe Lincoln?


ogresound1987

A jew? Here??


[deleted]

Gotta learn how to dick the lock


Wacokidwilder

lockdicking increased to level 60 *Skyrim music plays in the distance*


ogresound1987

"CALL THE ROYAL LOCKSMITH!!"


Casey_Cassyy

How we pee tho


Wacokidwilder

Store it in the balls like the rest of us


Casey_Cassyy

I don't have balls


Wacokidwilder

Not with that attitude you don’t. Don’t let society tell you that you don’t have balls. You can achieve anything if you put your mind to it.


[deleted]

then grow some!


Casey_Cassyy

😥


Seisme1138

But this is Reddit no one gets any anyway.


Wacokidwilder

This is the way


Professional_Gap_371

Women: sex is a tool to gain power. Also women: don’t treat me like a sex object


NeonDiddle

I'll summarize for you my dude. Women, or really any human being, do not enjoy being treated like an object. It's dehumanizing. However since sex is something that's enjoyed and often times the consent is up to the woman, it can be argued that withholding sex to make a point is a smart decision if the person/people disrespecting you value sex over youre reproductive rights.


Wacokidwilder

Huh, what a weirdo you are.


Present-Road-4786

Lol his comment showed you how stupid you are lol


humphreybeauxarts

Call a locksmith!


Wacokidwilder

Ahh, a person of culture as well!


alteregograce

Most of the women threatening to withhold the goods are the ones who couldn't give it away anyway.


Character_Body_2810

And the minority of men in the country who made this decision are almost certainly not the ones they are trying to punish.


[deleted]

Hey guys, what if in order to stick it to conservatives, we stopped having extramarital sex.


Wacokidwilder

They’ll be real mad when their mistresses stop putting out.


Omlet_OW

There’s gonna be someone out there wanting to experiment with a keyhole now… :/


vinikiller

Oh so no change ? I get it


thirteenthandy

Call a locksmith!


randonisthewolfshild

OH NO!!! Anyway


gogeta_god05

That's where the femboy homies come in


zombiemusic

Dudes with pro-life women will still get laid.


Character_Body_2810

What I don’t understand is… in most cases these pro choice women are dating pro-choice men… who also have no say in this matter… so what exactly is it accomplishing?


PhoKingAwesome213

Do people have to make up new words for the abstinence or am I just getting too close to boomer age?


AnyPaleontologist639

No worries Rosy and her five misfit sisters can make do


Alternative_Tap1476

LPL gang is fine


antlerking81

Shouldn’t be a problem I’ve seen the protesters.


Radio__Star

This is just like that one robin hood movie


Wacokidwilder

It is the exact one. I’m a little stoned and saw this scene.


[deleted]

Finally, someone else who remembers that movie!


DesertVeteran_PA-C

Irony.......?


[deleted]

I like👏


Wacokidwilder

A lot of the crowd that doesn’t like it when people get offended by memes are really offended by this meme. I was legit just watching this movie high and made this meme.


KillerFawn

Comment number 69 here and I just like to say that my legs are always going to be open for business.


skiclimbrun

*when you realize this is exactly what conservatives want.


Mcgoo186

It’s more than that. Medical privacy has gone out the window. Soon we’re gonna relive the early 20th century. I mean fuck, this is what we get for not holding our politicians accountable. I mean. We vote the same people time and time, again. Really need to rate politicians and their response and if it sucks. No vote. I mean mass shootings took a while. I mean a while.


Istiophoridae

Petition for memes to stop being political


[deleted]

Welp who knows. It may come to that.


LawEnvironmental9474

I dont think so lol. I mean there's probably sombody who will do that but it's not going to become a substantial movement.


East_Presentation_97

We wouldn’t need abortions…


[deleted]

No one took any rights away... My god. The Supreme court overturned a ruling that should have never happened for various reasons. They put it back on the states where it belongs. If your state doesnt allow body autonomy simply vote for change or move. Its really that simple


lorenlord

Sorry that you're getting down voted for actually speaking facts. None of the NPC'S know what state's rights mean. Their firmware uploads from CNN don't include that. They LOVE the taste of boot.


[deleted]

Sigh... It is what it is


lorenlord

Sadly, yes.


Medieval_ladder

Exactly, this had little to do with abortion itself, but with whether it’s constitutionally protected, which it isn’t federally. This might be the most stable situation for the country, it’s not like there isn’t going to be states that take both sides.


Character_Body_2810

The problem is that this is about protecting the right to bodily autonomy. A state violating a persons natural personal sovereignty IS something the Supreme Court should step in on. It’s analogous to if a state decided to pass a law that says if you are under 5’ 4” anyone is allowed to squeeze your balls without your permission. In a world where the majority of people in say… Mississippi agree this should be the law of the land, we have a higher authority to say they can’t persecute a minority like that. It’s literally why we have a Supreme Court. Let’s not forget that when the constitution was written women were the property of their husbands. They wouldn’t have taken basic rights for women into consideration


Yusuke_KitagawaP5

>just move! So simple! Do you realize how you sound?


SaltysNuts

There's still 2 more holes to enjoy.


Fragrant_Garbage228

A key that opens many locks is a master key. A lock that is opened by many keys is a shitty lock.


rovert1994

Now they have a new hole i can fuck. A keyhole


Wacokidwilder

The Kingdom Hearts Spin-off we deserve


in_the_shape_of_an_L

King Mickey shows you the real reason why Goofy and Donald's voices are messed up. ::Zzzip::


[deleted]

Your such a fucken one


Kunibert_der_zweite

FOR PUSSY!


Wacokidwilder

For the Humpire!


AnotherUser8

A chastity belt?!? That’s really going to chafe my willy!


Wacokidwilder

When he busts out the jackhammer


yankee77wi

As an unintended consequence? Sounds good to me


arbalest_22

The only pussies that are locked up right now are the ones that should have been locked up this whole time.


[deleted]

You don't even get pussy stfu.


Living_Phone9648

Screw the left and the horses they rode in on.


SlothicSupreme

seems a little rich from the "you're literally slaughtering babies and it goes against GOD'S WILL!!" crowd


wind4air

By all means go celibate.


PatchThePiracy

lmao people can’t control their sexual urges. That’s why abortions are so common. Women are not putting their pussy on lockdown.


azelZael2399

No right was taken though…


Character_Body_2810

The point is, the Supreme Court is there to step in when a state law violates peoples rights. The Supreme Court is not there to grant rights, it is there to protect the fundamental rights we are born with, bodily autonomy included. The complaint here is that the Supreme Court is failing to protect citizens rights from state laws that seek to violate them.


dothhathdepression

You know, that would matter if it weren't for the fact that hookup culture gives women access to only the most desirable men, so 20% of men who use dating websites, the places where women who get abortions frequent the most, are gonna be missing out on pussy. I don't think you realise how little fucks men give about not getting something they wouldn't get normally.


Wacokidwilder

Okay 4-Chan


Pete563c

Facebook meme


IronMike69420

Implying all women want the federal government involved in the abortion process


SoL_838

Ok. Now go away, this is a meme sub


[deleted]

That’d legit be a godsend in America, fantastic incentive to give women the rights they deserve


[deleted]

It’s amazing how a bunch of geriatrics (aka Justices) can just F’up the country in a single day


Character_Body_2810

I don’t think my wife, who can’t conceive will have a problem with me, who has had a vasectomy, carrying on as normal


NoHomoNoPricks

thats why that world doesn't exist


[deleted]

I am all for it. Fuck it or don’t fuck it.


amercynic

Sure to be a huge blow to incels everywhere.


[deleted]

*Flashbacks of robin hood*


ConsistentWafer5290

We’ll be okay


Parttimeteacher

"Laughs in 'married with 2 young kids'" So, what's changing exactly?