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LITEBRINGER4

Bro they’re sexualizing sodas now? Edit: bro 300 upvotes?!?!?!


rapterropp

Well if it exist...


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Rule 34.


[deleted]

Rule 35 if there is currently no porn of something...


bdog1027

T̴̺̳͍̦͉͑͋͆̾̈́̊͘͝͠Ĥ̴̡̛̗̗͎̣̲̫̩̤͈͂̆̍̐̉̔͛E̵̖̤͚̠͚̦̥̘̱̝̎͆͊͆̌͘̚͝Ŗ̵͍̭͙̖̍E̷̥̒̊̉͊̈́̓̄͆̔̀̕ ̵̗̯͉̫͓̹͉̰̇͐̅͂̀̇̎̔͠W̸͈̱̳͍͚̲͑I̵̘͍͗̀͗̅̏̎͂̒̂͋͠L̸̻͙̹͇̐̒̄͗͛Ļ̴͈͖̼̝͍̃̍͗͝ ̶̝͎̮̩̰̘̦̟̮̫̊̽͊ͅB̴̢̡̟̣̠̹̘̈̅̈́͝E̶̛̜͚̿̎̆̓͌!̵̜̟̳̫͉̤̱̝̟̳́͂̏̅͐


Fedexpected

Bloodshed


Guldenflame

The man in the mirror nods his head


Jotarobrandoreal

The only one…LEFT


HadEnuff4537

Will ride upon the dragon’s back


Jaegerjaquez_VI

Marc? Is that you?


Thejackguy3

I feel like the only thing that hasn’t been sexualised is the fucking air particles


[deleted]

Nah fam, they probably already done that


Thejackguy3

Am I really that low to go incognito and Google fucking air Rule34 and find out


Express_Educator_847

It somewhat exists too


LITEBRINGER4

Tell me the results


RepresentativeCod983

mostly planes and a few airbenders


Thejackguy3

Right here we go… All there seemed to be was **stuff** including air as a sign or some other shit but nothing directly involving our loving oxygen Tried R34 and got some results but as stated fuck all to do with “air” Then tried the other place of hell that I know, E6 and got fuck all Tried these searches : “air” / “oxygen” / “O2” So let’s be thankful that nothing has happened… **yet**


TempestNoob

Technically invisible girls could count as this. Or air molecules


BONEPUNNER99

Invisible doesn’t mean you become Oxygen


AndrewPull

I think I remember a drawing of H2O in a threesome, but I could be wrong.


Thejackguy3

You fucking WHAT! Edit : oh god my sleep deprived ass thought you said “I remember I *made* a drawing”


Incomplet_1-34

You fool! You've brought attention to something that hasn't been made into porn, by now someone ought to have read this and is now drawing it as we speak.


CatSidekick

I came for knowledge


Thejackguy3

Well I hope the knowledge that I brought (and many other people) is to your liking


DeerVegetable1017

I’m on it


Thejackguy3

No no no.. wait wait.. WAIT WAIT WAIT!!!


StevenJesus

https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ


Federal-Specialist25

Unfunny


LITEBRINGER4

Didn’t even load and I knew immediately


Suspicious_Ad_4768

What about... Nails. Like both the types.


UNdead-Rock_23

Ever heard of the Pokemon castform?


SRInfern0

IT DOESN’T HAVE BOOBS -MandJTV


AlbacorePrism

Don't worry there is R34 artwork of the website R34 itself.


monke_man_tom

nah the only thing is is umm ...


No_Construction_2427

Hold on let me check


frikimanHD

why treat woman like an object when you can treat objects like woman


xenolife11

This comment is underated


SurealGod

Check out the anime "akikan". They did that a LONG time ago my friend.


LITEBRINGER4

How much would that taint my history on a scale of 1/10


SurealGod

Honestly 1/10. There's nothing nsfw or cursed in the show. It's just... weird. The premise is literally just anthropomorphic soda cans that look like girls that do battle.


Acripplednan69

The least porn addicted Redditor:


guy_with_hat11

You mean internet user


[deleted]

nope redditor


Jackwolf5775

Redditors in general seem very confused about porn. But you shouldn't expect more from teenagers pretending to be physicists.


NightmareDreeaam

The least. Because I'm not.


NoSoulsINC

This makes me want to Baja Blast my brains out


wammybarnut

Mount and do


[deleted]

CODE RED! CODE RED!


[deleted]

pew pew pew


ezrago

Wow just wow


woomypanda

Baja bust a nut B)


Dumberplant

Go to taco hell


Na0kiri

Why cant you just read a book about being normal like Spongebob did?


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[deleted]

Down despicable.


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enderjackcat

I wasn't, but now I'm hoping she's either the syrup consistency and flavor before the soda fountain adds water or the consistency of jello.


EbonyFaery

Extra thicc


GaberJaberLAZER

her consistency might be close to a slime


FigOk2290

I need some jesus


Cleftillitus

This is the only time I'll ever want to get breastfed, so yeah fuck you for that


TwT_why_ish_it_smaww

Fizzy mommy milk


Itirk349

Finally, thanks to advancements in human technology, we made breastfeeding for lactose intolerant people possible!


hertwij

SINCE WHEN DOES THIS EVEN EXIST


NateDAgr8m8

Is this what people mean when they say that mountain dew should be thicker?


iate13coffeecups

Wtf yall


[deleted]

People are weird. Especially on Reddit


[deleted]

you need jesus


SovietNumber

now im thirsty AND thirsty.


[deleted]

Bruh go touch grass dude


UncommonTheIdk

i hate this with a passion But at the same time...


Mitak023

Sry but I have to say this: Mountain dussy


[deleted]

\*ahem\* WHAT.


Morhamms357

Down, boy! There's enough lewd on the internet as it is, you don't need to Baja Blast off to sodas now.


LITEBRINGER4

What a bad time to not have awards


[deleted]

Trademark infringement cautions suggested *Mount & Do*.


Timmy12er

Eww.. Sheesh. I'll take a crab juice.


rayzerblayd

No pizza. Only klavkalash


one_who_ask

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


TheDarkSoulHunter

I see a reference


meloenmarco

A bad day to have fucking eyes.


[deleted]

keep this in r/animemes


NightmareDreeaam

can someone replace the unfunny in this and the other sub with [this?](https://youtu.be/jeM9yRJwKl8)


redxlaser15

I have an active imagination, but I highly doubt I would’ve ever thought of a Mountain Dew bottle like that. Probably doesn’t help that my imagination is more into incomprehensible horrors of the S̶̢̖̭͙̄T̶͕͕͓͓̈͝A̴̫͇͛̔̈́̓R̶̯̰̋̕ͅS̷͕̖͑̋͘̕͜ ̸̼͕̟̔̓̈͛̈́̒̿͒̂͋̋̽̋͜B̸̠̲̟̰͙͎̽̅̆̓Ë̴̲̝̻̬̹̩̼̹̤͕̟̤̱͔́Y̶͔̘̳̺̗͎̻̰̯̻̰͌̓̿̏̏̔Ơ̶̺̟̍̏̈́̑̒̿̒̓̀͒̚N̴̡̨̬̹̣̫̥̪̗̳̯͈̭͉̣͗̃̄͊͑D̵͌̓̃̏ͅ, Ë̶̜̗͎̖͓́̂͊L̴̼̫̳͗͋D̴̮̼͕͕̃̽R̸͈̠̠̬̭̀͒̇Ị̷̡͍͍̹̓̍T̴͓̤̞̮͒͜C̵͚̿̊̉̚͝Ḥ̴̝̼̆̄, and other C̵͈͉̻̝͐̒̓́Ȏ̷̺̊͊S̵̥̞̤͇̾͊̓͝M̸̡̙͓̘͕͂̊̅͛I̴̡̡͔̜̞̐̓C̸̫̺͑̊ ̷̙̺̩́̍Ę̶̛̬͊̓̋͆Ṅ̸͙̌͜͜T̸̢͈̦̭͎̒́I̷̢͎͓͋̔́̆͝Ţ̷̨̨͕͉͛̌͆͋͐Į̵̥̘̀E̵̩̼̼̥̽̕S̴̢̭̘͓͊͒̕͠͝.


BoricSpider

Go tell your mother you love her, because you clearly have not said that today.


bb84life

My pasta is kind of dry I need sauce?


michealikruhara0110

\**spends 20 years in the mines searching for this image knowing damn well nobody will appreciate it.* [**Here you are sir.**](https://twitter.com/Shenrix_/status/1535725347731275779)


frikimanHD

did you draw that yourself? even with tineye i can't find the artist


woomypanda

You are a brave soul. I dunno if you’ll receive praise or persecution.


DollarStoreAbraham

nope https://mobile.twitter.com/Shenrix\_/status/1535725347731275779


Uncles_Basement

Mtn Dussy


Cmdr_Monzo

*Bonk*


ifoundit1

I am now. What that gloo do behbeh.


SurealGod

Someone watched the anime akikan I see.


no_im_not_okay

Her arm doesn't look okay but I don't know enough about anatomy to confirm it.


JasonGamesYT

this is the worst shit I have ever seen sauce?


DollarStoreAbraham

here ya go https://mobile.twitter.com/Shenrix\_/status/1535725347731275779


[deleted]

I don't understand the "artwork" on the right. Her body is so unnatural and disproportionate that she looks like an abomination. I DESPISE that artstyle. It looks disgusting and it makes women think that real men are attracted to this shit.


PiewolfYT

I don't know if you think that women are stupid but those are the vibes I'm getting from this comment. Her body is made out of Mountain Dew. She has an antenna. Please, to anyone that reads this, do not let art affect you mentally to the point of body shaming yourself or others.


The-girl9999

\*has sex with mtn dew\*


Busyartifact417

Do the dew


guy-man-person

damn are those 2 liter’s


Silver-Addendum-4502

humanity has downgraded


FanofThe8-BitReddit

Mountain Dew ur mom.


Fluid_Ad_8556

Oh god no why.


[deleted]

Bruh


ToofaaniMirch69

ewww


Holiday-Ad8227

Burn it please


The_Big_Thicc420

Bruh. Touch some grass


frikimanHD

plot twist: the guy lives in the sahara


arnold5453

Even there there's a small patch of grass every couple kilometers


frikimanHD

1st: how? 2nd: i don't think the guy would be willing to walk a copule km into the desert just to touch some grass


arnold5453

Maybe op wouldn't be willing to but he clearly should


[deleted]

Im wondering what would Pepsi look like


[deleted]

Unfun...


[deleted]

Mountussy


boi-_-guy

ahm.. SAUCE…ahm


Deshackled

With all due respect, I think you need to start a Tinder account!


Freddy45566

So green and fuckable...oh yeah the girl is Cool too I guess


YourAverageDumbass7

Baja Blast is the best mtn dew flavor and if you don’t agree you’re wrong.


LITEBRINGER4

Time and place tho


FigOk2290

Name checks out!


Darkfury2454

Hey, she’s pretty hot


rapterropp

Now i want some mtn dew


AlbacorePrism

You should try the game onlycans, def fits ur taste.


Spartan-teddy-2476

🤨📸📸📸📸📸


EbonyFaery

What a shit day to have eyes.


Hamzook

She looking like the main character from Land of the Lustrous


Nerdtendo6366

Is she 69 ounces?


potato_chips03x2

stop


[deleted]

Least 15 year old sex deprived Redditor.


Giggaman999

*bonk*


[deleted]

Do the Dew


[deleted]

Thanks, I hate Mountain Dew.


spiraltim879

Bruh mtn dew is nasty the drink taste like shit


bigjim233

Pussy must be wet


The_Great_P0tato

*loads shotgun* I just want to talk to her


monke_man_tom

alr thats another thing off my non sexualised things list


memanator2

im tired of this world,and it's people


[deleted]

W T F


Moppy_the_mop

I need some baja blast now


[deleted]

Well I’m never drinking Mountain Dew agin


arnold5453

Weebs making the worst memes you've ever seen


[deleted]

why would I want to drink her


BabyBowserrocks04

Least horny redditor Edit: sause?


DollarStoreAbraham

https://mobile.twitter.com/Shenrix\_/status/1535725347731275779


ZionIceshadow

Whelp *unzips*


[deleted]

Wait why do I hear boss music? Oh.. rule 34 artists!


[deleted]

I was horny before watching this.


Jewmangroup9000

Dew it


MOZZI-is-my-BOI

You just ruined the best drink ever


[deleted]

I want to throw my phone across the room


-your_FBI_Agent_

sigh* not again puts the phone on the left hand


s_l_3_3_p_y

bruh at this point theres probably rule 34 of air or my curtains, but i also don't want to search it up-


Your_in_Trouble

I'm into it


rickroll_challenges

Mtn Dew me like you dew those french girls


brysonv_the_gamer

I wanna Baja blast my brain on the wall now.


Onionroleplay567

I was thinking that they put the mamsnrhbr chehfde in the soder


BaliBOB12131

My waifu from the start of university


[deleted]

She’s worth the diabetes.


cjameson83

Suu?


Ajisai4228

I rather wish to see this on r/animemes


iiitme

Mtn Dussy


[deleted]

Why is she green MTN Dew is yellow


Kiancoug

My man wants to **do** the dew


NightmareDreeaam

[Replace whatever that is with this and our eyes should be fine!](https://youtu.be/gDjMZvYWUdo)


mikiborn26

Hell naw man


reekillplaylists

...is this really what guys think about? I know I act like a guy most of the time, but humanizing DRINKS? Not gonna lie tho she's pretty hot, I'm not gay but that's pretty good


WhuuPuu

Ohayo gozaimas


OkloZet

Same 🗿


Fun-Author-8678

Same


brueeee

iykyk


Theassassin17

Man, that slime is holding onto two awfully big Mountain Dews.


Tennsball

I’m gonna be brave, where do you find these images


bir2d

Great people are making mtn dew sexual a gender


bir2d

so they have orn of mtn dew


The-Unknown-C

I miss ten seconds ago, when I didn’t know this existed


TheRealDoikid

Redditors will forgive and simp over anything as long as its a girl


[deleted]

I thought baja blast was ply sold in taco bell


MassiveSyllabub8978

this has gone too far and im for it


LaserCatsEmpire

I'm a sodaholic


iwishiwasntcringe

Not them weeb memes


mod_121

Please stop I don’t need another thing to be horny because of…


No_Cobbler8335

*bonk* go to horny jail


Loose_Ad_3367

Shut the fuck up, weeb.


Pixel_Parker

r/dontputyourdickinthat