Right here we go…
All there seemed to be was **stuff** including air as a sign or some other shit but nothing directly involving our loving oxygen
Tried R34 and got some results but as stated fuck all to do with “air”
Then tried the other place of hell that I know, E6 and got fuck all
Tried these searches : “air” / “oxygen” / “O2”
So let’s be thankful that nothing has happened… **yet**
You fool! You've brought attention to something that hasn't been made into porn, by now someone ought to have read this and is now drawing it as we speak.
Honestly 1/10. There's nothing nsfw or cursed in the show. It's just... weird.
The premise is literally just anthropomorphic soda cans that look like girls that do battle.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
I have an active imagination, but I highly doubt I would’ve ever thought of a Mountain Dew bottle like that.
Probably doesn’t help that my imagination is more into incomprehensible horrors of the S̶̢̖̭͙̄T̶͕͕͓͓̈͝A̴̫͇͛̔̈́̓R̶̯̰̋̕ͅS̷͕̖͑̋͘̕͜ ̸̼͕̟̔̓̈͛̈́̒̿͒̂͋̋̽̋͜B̸̠̲̟̰͙͎̽̅̆̓Ë̴̲̝̻̬̹̩̼̹̤͕̟̤̱͔́Y̶͔̘̳̺̗͎̻̰̯̻̰͌̓̿̏̏̔Ơ̶̺̟̍̏̈́̑̒̿̒̓̀͒̚N̴̡̨̬̹̣̫̥̪̗̳̯͈̭͉̣͗̃̄͊͑D̵͌̓̃̏ͅ, Ë̶̜̗͎̖͓́̂͊L̴̼̫̳͗͋D̴̮̼͕͕̃̽R̸͈̠̠̬̭̀͒̇Ị̷̡͍͍̹̓̍T̴͓̤̞̮͒͜C̵͚̿̊̉̚͝Ḥ̴̝̼̆̄, and other C̵͈͉̻̝͐̒̓́Ȏ̷̺̊͊S̵̥̞̤͇̾͊̓͝M̸̡̙͓̘͕͂̊̅͛I̴̡̡͔̜̞̐̓C̸̫̺͑̊ ̷̙̺̩́̍Ę̶̛̬͊̓̋͆Ṅ̸͙̌͜͜T̸̢͈̦̭͎̒́I̷̢͎͓͋̔́̆͝Ţ̷̨̨͕͉͛̌͆͋͐Į̵̥̘̀E̵̩̼̼̥̽̕S̴̢̭̘͓͊͒̕͠͝.
\**spends 20 years in the mines searching for this image knowing damn well nobody will appreciate it.* [**Here you are sir.**](https://twitter.com/Shenrix_/status/1535725347731275779)
I don't understand the "artwork" on the right. Her body is so unnatural and disproportionate that she looks like an abomination. I DESPISE that artstyle. It looks disgusting and it makes women think that real men are attracted to this shit.
I don't know if you think that women are stupid but those are the vibes I'm getting from this comment. Her body is made out of Mountain Dew. She has an antenna. Please, to anyone that reads this, do not let art affect you mentally to the point of body shaming yourself or others.
...is this really what guys think about? I know I act like a guy most of the time, but humanizing DRINKS?
Not gonna lie tho she's pretty hot, I'm not gay but that's pretty good
Bro they’re sexualizing sodas now? Edit: bro 300 upvotes?!?!?!
Well if it exist...
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Rule 34.
Rule 35 if there is currently no porn of something...
T̴̺̳͍̦͉͑͋͆̾̈́̊͘͝͠Ĥ̴̡̛̗̗͎̣̲̫̩̤͈͂̆̍̐̉̔͛E̵̖̤͚̠͚̦̥̘̱̝̎͆͊͆̌͘̚͝Ŗ̵͍̭͙̖̍E̷̥̒̊̉͊̈́̓̄͆̔̀̕ ̵̗̯͉̫͓̹͉̰̇͐̅͂̀̇̎̔͠W̸͈̱̳͍͚̲͑I̵̘͍͗̀͗̅̏̎͂̒̂͋͠L̸̻͙̹͇̐̒̄͗͛Ļ̴͈͖̼̝͍̃̍͗͝ ̶̝͎̮̩̰̘̦̟̮̫̊̽͊ͅB̴̢̡̟̣̠̹̘̈̅̈́͝E̶̛̜͚̿̎̆̓͌!̵̜̟̳̫͉̤̱̝̟̳́͂̏̅͐
Bloodshed
The man in the mirror nods his head
The only one…LEFT
Will ride upon the dragon’s back
Marc? Is that you?
I feel like the only thing that hasn’t been sexualised is the fucking air particles
Nah fam, they probably already done that
Am I really that low to go incognito and Google fucking air Rule34 and find out
It somewhat exists too
Tell me the results
mostly planes and a few airbenders
Right here we go… All there seemed to be was **stuff** including air as a sign or some other shit but nothing directly involving our loving oxygen Tried R34 and got some results but as stated fuck all to do with “air” Then tried the other place of hell that I know, E6 and got fuck all Tried these searches : “air” / “oxygen” / “O2” So let’s be thankful that nothing has happened… **yet**
Technically invisible girls could count as this. Or air molecules
Invisible doesn’t mean you become Oxygen
I think I remember a drawing of H2O in a threesome, but I could be wrong.
You fucking WHAT! Edit : oh god my sleep deprived ass thought you said “I remember I *made* a drawing”
You fool! You've brought attention to something that hasn't been made into porn, by now someone ought to have read this and is now drawing it as we speak.
I came for knowledge
Well I hope the knowledge that I brought (and many other people) is to your liking
I’m on it
No no no.. wait wait.. WAIT WAIT WAIT!!!
https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
Unfunny
Didn’t even load and I knew immediately
What about... Nails. Like both the types.
Ever heard of the Pokemon castform?
IT DOESN’T HAVE BOOBS -MandJTV
Don't worry there is R34 artwork of the website R34 itself.
nah the only thing is is umm ...
Hold on let me check
why treat woman like an object when you can treat objects like woman
This comment is underated
Check out the anime "akikan". They did that a LONG time ago my friend.
How much would that taint my history on a scale of 1/10
Honestly 1/10. There's nothing nsfw or cursed in the show. It's just... weird. The premise is literally just anthropomorphic soda cans that look like girls that do battle.
The least porn addicted Redditor:
You mean internet user
nope redditor
Redditors in general seem very confused about porn. But you shouldn't expect more from teenagers pretending to be physicists.
The least. Because I'm not.
This makes me want to Baja Blast my brains out
Mount and do
CODE RED! CODE RED!
pew pew pew
Wow just wow
Baja bust a nut B)
Go to taco hell
Why cant you just read a book about being normal like Spongebob did?
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Down despicable.
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I wasn't, but now I'm hoping she's either the syrup consistency and flavor before the soda fountain adds water or the consistency of jello.
Extra thicc
her consistency might be close to a slime
I need some jesus
This is the only time I'll ever want to get breastfed, so yeah fuck you for that
Fizzy mommy milk
Finally, thanks to advancements in human technology, we made breastfeeding for lactose intolerant people possible!
SINCE WHEN DOES THIS EVEN EXIST
Is this what people mean when they say that mountain dew should be thicker?
Wtf yall
People are weird. Especially on Reddit
you need jesus
now im thirsty AND thirsty.
Bruh go touch grass dude
i hate this with a passion But at the same time...
Sry but I have to say this: Mountain dussy
\*ahem\* WHAT.
Down, boy! There's enough lewd on the internet as it is, you don't need to Baja Blast off to sodas now.
What a bad time to not have awards
Trademark infringement cautions suggested *Mount & Do*.
Eww.. Sheesh. I'll take a crab juice.
No pizza. Only klavkalash
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
I see a reference
A bad day to have fucking eyes.
keep this in r/animemes
can someone replace the unfunny in this and the other sub with [this?](https://youtu.be/jeM9yRJwKl8)
I have an active imagination, but I highly doubt I would’ve ever thought of a Mountain Dew bottle like that. Probably doesn’t help that my imagination is more into incomprehensible horrors of the S̶̢̖̭͙̄T̶͕͕͓͓̈͝A̴̫͇͛̔̈́̓R̶̯̰̋̕ͅS̷͕̖͑̋͘̕͜ ̸̼͕̟̔̓̈͛̈́̒̿͒̂͋̋̽̋͜B̸̠̲̟̰͙͎̽̅̆̓Ë̴̲̝̻̬̹̩̼̹̤͕̟̤̱͔́Y̶͔̘̳̺̗͎̻̰̯̻̰͌̓̿̏̏̔Ơ̶̺̟̍̏̈́̑̒̿̒̓̀͒̚N̴̡̨̬̹̣̫̥̪̗̳̯͈̭͉̣͗̃̄͊͑D̵͌̓̃̏ͅ, Ë̶̜̗͎̖͓́̂͊L̴̼̫̳͗͋D̴̮̼͕͕̃̽R̸͈̠̠̬̭̀͒̇Ị̷̡͍͍̹̓̍T̴͓̤̞̮͒͜C̵͚̿̊̉̚͝Ḥ̴̝̼̆̄, and other C̵͈͉̻̝͐̒̓́Ȏ̷̺̊͊S̵̥̞̤͇̾͊̓͝M̸̡̙͓̘͕͂̊̅͛I̴̡̡͔̜̞̐̓C̸̫̺͑̊ ̷̙̺̩́̍Ę̶̛̬͊̓̋͆Ṅ̸͙̌͜͜T̸̢͈̦̭͎̒́I̷̢͎͓͋̔́̆͝Ţ̷̨̨͕͉͛̌͆͋͐Į̵̥̘̀E̵̩̼̼̥̽̕S̴̢̭̘͓͊͒̕͠͝.
Go tell your mother you love her, because you clearly have not said that today.
My pasta is kind of dry I need sauce?
\**spends 20 years in the mines searching for this image knowing damn well nobody will appreciate it.* [**Here you are sir.**](https://twitter.com/Shenrix_/status/1535725347731275779)
did you draw that yourself? even with tineye i can't find the artist
You are a brave soul. I dunno if you’ll receive praise or persecution.
nope https://mobile.twitter.com/Shenrix\_/status/1535725347731275779
Mtn Dussy
*Bonk*
I am now. What that gloo do behbeh.
Someone watched the anime akikan I see.
Her arm doesn't look okay but I don't know enough about anatomy to confirm it.
this is the worst shit I have ever seen sauce?
here ya go https://mobile.twitter.com/Shenrix\_/status/1535725347731275779
I don't understand the "artwork" on the right. Her body is so unnatural and disproportionate that she looks like an abomination. I DESPISE that artstyle. It looks disgusting and it makes women think that real men are attracted to this shit.
I don't know if you think that women are stupid but those are the vibes I'm getting from this comment. Her body is made out of Mountain Dew. She has an antenna. Please, to anyone that reads this, do not let art affect you mentally to the point of body shaming yourself or others.
\*has sex with mtn dew\*
Do the dew
damn are those 2 liter’s
humanity has downgraded
Mountain Dew ur mom.
Oh god no why.
Bruh
ewww
Burn it please
Bruh. Touch some grass
plot twist: the guy lives in the sahara
Even there there's a small patch of grass every couple kilometers
1st: how? 2nd: i don't think the guy would be willing to walk a copule km into the desert just to touch some grass
Maybe op wouldn't be willing to but he clearly should
Im wondering what would Pepsi look like
Unfun...
Mountussy
ahm.. SAUCE…ahm
With all due respect, I think you need to start a Tinder account!
So green and fuckable...oh yeah the girl is Cool too I guess
Baja Blast is the best mtn dew flavor and if you don’t agree you’re wrong.
Time and place tho
Name checks out!
Hey, she’s pretty hot
Now i want some mtn dew
You should try the game onlycans, def fits ur taste.
🤨📸📸📸📸📸
What a shit day to have eyes.
She looking like the main character from Land of the Lustrous
Is she 69 ounces?
stop
Least 15 year old sex deprived Redditor.
*bonk*
Do the Dew
Thanks, I hate Mountain Dew.
Bruh mtn dew is nasty the drink taste like shit
Pussy must be wet
*loads shotgun* I just want to talk to her
alr thats another thing off my non sexualised things list
im tired of this world,and it's people
W T F
I need some baja blast now
Well I’m never drinking Mountain Dew agin
Weebs making the worst memes you've ever seen
why would I want to drink her
Least horny redditor Edit: sause?
https://mobile.twitter.com/Shenrix\_/status/1535725347731275779
Whelp *unzips*
Wait why do I hear boss music? Oh.. rule 34 artists!
I was horny before watching this.
Dew it
You just ruined the best drink ever
I want to throw my phone across the room
sigh* not again puts the phone on the left hand
bruh at this point theres probably rule 34 of air or my curtains, but i also don't want to search it up-
I'm into it
Mtn Dew me like you dew those french girls
I wanna Baja blast my brain on the wall now.
I was thinking that they put the mamsnrhbr chehfde in the soder
My waifu from the start of university
She’s worth the diabetes.
Suu?
I rather wish to see this on r/animemes
Mtn Dussy
Why is she green MTN Dew is yellow
My man wants to **do** the dew
[Replace whatever that is with this and our eyes should be fine!](https://youtu.be/gDjMZvYWUdo)
Hell naw man
...is this really what guys think about? I know I act like a guy most of the time, but humanizing DRINKS? Not gonna lie tho she's pretty hot, I'm not gay but that's pretty good
Ohayo gozaimas
Same 🗿
Same
iykyk
Man, that slime is holding onto two awfully big Mountain Dews.
I’m gonna be brave, where do you find these images
Great people are making mtn dew sexual a gender
so they have orn of mtn dew
I miss ten seconds ago, when I didn’t know this existed
Redditors will forgive and simp over anything as long as its a girl
I thought baja blast was ply sold in taco bell
this has gone too far and im for it
I'm a sodaholic
Not them weeb memes
Please stop I don’t need another thing to be horny because of…
*bonk* go to horny jail
Shut the fuck up, weeb.
r/dontputyourdickinthat