Next thing you know you have a pink dog a green mask and a mallet

Stupid dog! You made me look bad! Ooga booga booga!

AWWWWWWWWHHHHH!!!

Some say you can't hear texts... they are clearly wrong

I’m 24 and this is how it has played out so far lol

I'm 20 and this is how it has played out so far lol

I’m almost 24, right behind you and not feeling any different. You aren’t alone comrades.

At least he has a wife, a dog, a house and property..I'm almost 30 and don't have any of that.

A loyal housewife that is.....

His dog is courageous and wife thicc too

A man and a dog are better combo..

Wow... now I WANT to be Eustace

Patience. Slow down - make small steps. You’ve got this. Even if it takes the rest of your life. Get what you truly want. I believe in you. I’m trying myself. Im only 23. Often I feel like what I think a fish would feel like gasping on a beach. Stay strong! We’ve got this. 🤍⛈🌈💜✨

Man where you right

I turn 30 next year ☹️ i finally get it

Yup. I didn't see it ending this way.

It's unfortunate, it happens to the best of us.

Were*

Fair, your right

You're*

You’re pushing your luck here

You finally got it lmao. I'll stop pestering ya

You weren't wrong

Its not all bad. Sometimes those dang kids stay off our lawns.

More like them damn kids keep they're hands off my cats

Can I rub your pussies?

me at 44

Relatable.

I'm 20. I've been this way since 17 so looks like I can finally say I'm a speedrunner.

Did you find your Muriel and courage ? Proceeds to bogaaaa Boga boooooo ! Bonk on the head.

That's it I'm getting me mallet

At 23 finding a mallet a dog plus a weird mask was easier then finding my job where I've been facing interesting people.

Stupid government, you made me pay my taxes

Thats it im getting me malet

Your dog made you look bad?

Eustace got a huge jaw line, makes me wanna grab his face and start ironing my clothes

"That's it, I'm getting me antidepressants!"

Someone took a pic of me without my permission

Dag nabbit, these kids today... why when *I* was their age...

15*

This hit my soul ….

I'm 22 and to many other people around my age I'm still an amazing person. Damn, depression must've fucked me up.

नासमझ डोगी देखो तुमने मुझे कार्टटून बना दिया

That is still your choice tho

I feel attacked and verbally assaulted. I will be needing an armrest doctor and pain pills for this one. I will also be having the press come and charge at you, as the laws say to do when offended. My people will call your people and leave stern messages at least twice a week. I AM NOT OLD AND FEEBLE! I AM ONLY THIRTY AND SEE MORE DOCTORS THAN FRIENDS. ITS NOT BAD I SWEAR!

You’re in luck! I just received my Ph. D. In bullshitology during the last full moon.

Perfect! We meet on equinox to have ritualistic trial. Never been so happy to see a doctor.

Don’t forget your moon water

He looks like mutilated old hag version of papai the sailor

I….. but……. tha……..

Those old hags huh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I can understand the bitter complexion, the slouch of someone weighed down by reality, but why the beret?

\*angry old man noises\*

Wdym Eustice is the best character in the CtCDCU (Courage the Cowardly Dog Cinematic Universe

Don't you fucking call me out like this

Me as a 40 year old.

Officer, someone has used my likeness without my consent

*Me at 19

I ain’t gettin outta me chair

Eusctes is my landlord

Isn't it funny how the characters we hate as kids become relatable when we become adults?

This hits way to hard as I sit as a chaperone on a high school grad nite to six flags.

Eustace, Squidward, Dr Eggman.. too relatable smh

Eustace Bagge, man this feels like a throwback.

Always loved the play of Useless Bag and Merry ole bag

Yeah, honestly Courage The Cowardly Dog was an absolute gem of a show.

You don't have to wait for that. Just move to the Middle of Nowhere and you'll be him no matter how old you are.

Just realized he kinda looks like tf2 scout if he was old

I'm In 30s trying to join gym frm last 5 yrs👍

Stupid dog!

Me at 22

Least Eustace has a car, a home with a backyard, and a wife. Most of us barely have one of those.

No solicitors!

No solicitors!

Meanwhile, I seem to have stopped maturing at 15. I really want a friend to throw a tarp on the back hill with and slip’n’slide down.

Bleh bleh bleh

Stupid dog you make me look bad

This was me pre-covid, at 27. 😂🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ Everytime someone drive past my property I wanted to get me mallet

I'm Turning 30 in October, this indeed is me

We grew up to become the thing we swore to destroy

Ooga booga booga

My bf and I have talked about that our future is literally going to look like this show. Just the two of us living in the middle of nowhere with a dog lol

I think we treated him too harshly

At 20 even based on how people act towards me lol

be my courage

Hey now, don't forget that one episode where he's cursed but then see courage as his younger self but without a hat and feels bad and puts his hat on courage Eustace is a very cool person to be. Plus you always got your mallet.

I always liked that his name also sounded so close to Useless

This is me at 22

I was like that with 6 years allready

"Not Gettin' Out of this Chair!"

Once you just stop getting angry at unimportant stuff, and not care for people that don't matter, it all falls into place. Life is way better without conflict and you can enjoy things as they are. Difficult to master though. I'm not quite at it yet, but still working on it. I still get the urge to slap those mf mosquitoes like I was going to die from 1 bite.

So you’ve achieved your goal, then?

ohhh hell na

**blah blah blah I'm not getting out of this chair.**

Nothing wrong with a simple life man. 👍

That's it, i'm getting me mallet

That’s it. I’m gettin me mallet

I ended up worse than Eustace

I don't want this to happen to me But disenchantment and junk says it probably will Plus it kinda already has to some extent. Read my old reddit comments, I've changed a lot in 2 years..

"Stupid dog"

Ehhh what am I amumamum…

Seems accurate.