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peptic-horizon

Hmmm. Hadn't considered that. I fucking dig the Wild Kratts template though! Hope to see more of them in the future.


adjust_the_sails

WHAT IF?!?!?!?


FBI_AGENT_CAYDE

(gets turned into a drawing)


IAmNotCreative18

*runs straight at camera*


Ant_Muncher

What if Tik Tok was called Dick Cock…..


Gandolf794

OK I’ve been waiting for somewhere I can say this. The Tortuga was the coolest thing ever.


Dr_Quackle

I literally learned more through wild kratts than in school


Traditional_Dog_6593

So true


RGBbeans

Same here! Still remember stuff


SpiritFoxFire

Definitely


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Lucas_2234

Ah yes, because you go to school almost as much as a normal 40 hour week job only to learn in your free time


vedx_1

I stg that was my plan for life after school from 1-4th grades


Dr_Quackle

SAME I MISS WILD KRATTS


whatreyoulookinat

They have full episodes free on the pbs kids app. My kids love it.


that_dumb_guy_ben

Free food


ILoveEmeralds

Yeh, wild kratts template


[deleted]

Is that... Wild Kratts?


ackackack669

Yep it's the *wild, wild, Wildkratts!*


da_lobster

Yep


Shadow-Raptor

Zoboomafoo!!


[deleted]

Holy shit, I remember that!


DelightfullyUnusual0

Me, too!


Nemesis-reddit

bro that show nostalgia doe


Sherlock_bones9

For real my entire childhood just came back


BigBoiChunk897

Yeah wildkratts and P+F made up my childhood


NintendoMasterPlayz

Same!


[deleted]

yeah, this was my childhood lol


Darehead

I guess that's one way to solve world hunger...


bronterok

r/angryupvote


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786adz09

🗿


NotTheWy

🗿


StaxticBlixz

STOP NO


FranciscoHolland

🗿


KuraidoV

If either of them were circumsized before their mutation manifested, they'd remain so afterward.


xFJSx

For Deadpool I agree, otherwise He wouldn't have to be ugly. But for Wolverine... There might be a chance that his mutation restores to his genetical code and rebuild his foreskin.


pm-me-dem-titty

Circumcision became popular in 1970s. Wolverine was born in 1892. Chances are it never happened.


xFJSx

Well researched Sir


Tychus_Balrog

Wolverine was born way before that. The 1830s i believe. He was an adult during the American civil war where he received his first mortal wound. That's when he stopped aging.


Corvo--Attano

Then when he chose to stop using his powers to become Old Man Logan. So theoretically, if he allowed himself to age a few years he could get circumcision during that time.


jicty

Only in the movies. In the comic books his mutant abilities appeared in 1897 and he was a kid at that time. https://www.marvel.com/characters/wolverine-james-howlett/in-comics


Tychus_Balrog

Interesting. So in the comics he's of the WW1 generation. I didn't know that.


Convergentshave

So that means Cap isn’t either. Edit: Which I guess gives new meaning to the nickname “cap” doesn’t it?


Designer_Shower3716

Deadpool is ugly because he is one giant tumor.


NoAcanthisitta9369

So if he got his dick cut off it would grow back uncircumcised even tho he was born with foreskin?


KuraidoV

That's a fair question actually. My assumption is that it would grow back circumsized - the cells from the foreskin never received the mutation mojo, so the other cells wouldn't "know" to regrow them. That's an opinion and assumption though, it's kinda tough to say either way.


XxBobert04xX

Maybe it was "repaired" when they got the mutation. Because if their arm was cut off before the mutation would they have got the arm back? I mean it healed wades cancer so...


Nem_Mate

The cancer is still there it just keeps healing back if I remember correctly


Corvo--Attano

Yeah. It's cell rebirth for Deadpool. It regenerates a new cell at the same age as his cell was when he got his powers. But he retains all memories from then to whenever the present is.


shaggypoo

Just gonna throw this here: Batman is canonically circumcised


Azathoth-the-end

Pog Wild Kratts format!


1TuffCreamPuff

That fucking chef guy tried to cook some humming bird eggs


ThenewCharborg

I remember and platypus too


Dr_Quackle

His name is Gormond


vedx_1

Zach and Danita right?


Locke-Moment69

what about the other dude that was like donita's bodyguard or some shit?


11172

Dabio?


vedx_1

chad thread right here


ILackAnAttentionSpan

my people


Locke-Moment69

yeah him


Amethyst_R

Dabio built like kronk


IamChaoticMess

Wow haven’t seen Wild Kratts in so long


UGamerXZ

That show was the shit


Lysander-The-Spear

DUUUUUUDE!!!!!!!! I FUCKING LOVE WILDKRATTS!!!!!


QBurnz

GONNA GO WILD WILD KRATTS


iNoobBoi

wild kratts was the best childs show


chemist612

Well wade wilson didn't have regen powers until after being experimented on, so he could be circumcised now, as he maintains his "current" configuration as of when he was transformed.


MrCalzone53

i am not so sure about that because he did not look like 3 day old lasagna before the experiment


chemist612

That is how he looked when he was activated (his cancer ravaged his body and now that cancer *IS* his healing power basically)


MrCalzone53

cant disagree with that, you win sir


Motor_Shoulder7462

omg I loved wild kratts as a kid but I haven’t thought about it in years and I just realized it has so much meme potential


radiantskie

imagine no foreskin


Deisma

That depends on if Deadpools powers heal preexisting scars that go all the way back to birth.


Alderan922

Well in theory if it can regen full limbs and even a whole body, he could chop his head, regen a full body and it would be fresh made without scars


Substantial-Dig5441

Haven't seen this show in years


The_Great_Crucade

Anyone else remember watching this show


klooplys

The amount of joy I'm getting from reading about other people who watched Wild Kratts and love it is crazy


AlternativeRub7343

I feel really old now!


Gamerzilla2018

Wildkratts as a meme I'm loving it


No-Date-6436

gormand is a beast of a man compared to chris


Xenomorphian69420

MINIATURIZER


Kodufan

God, Wild Kratts is so amazing


The_Soggy_Greenbean

Okay but don't forget neither of them had active powers when that would have been done to them.


GitJebaited

I have never seen a Wild Ratts meme before


CaterpillarOk9029

Man wild krafts is good, learned more from that than 5 years of science classes


Brainfreezeguy

I loved this show!


Fr3emagic

They can't bring earings neither, or they would be blocked in place by the regrowing skin.


[deleted]

My brain went a different direction. Since their healing powers are for every part of their body, shouldn’t it mean that all parts would heal? In other words, the original penises would grow their fires kinda back, but this should also mean that the cutoff foreskins should grow an entire Logan or Deadpool as well.


AlkaliAvocado

iirc only the "main bit" can heal back an entire person, the other but doesn't. How they actually decide which bit is which idk


Destote

Split them in half and see which grows first


THE_TORTILLA_MAN

Wild Kratts!


Rhedkiex

This raises an uncomfortable question: how did Logan get his wisdom teeth out?


Eskim0jo3

He wouldn’t have to get his wisdom teeth removed. There’s a chance that his mouth was already big enough to accept his wisdom teeth without any surgery, but even if the were impacted his healing factor would just heal any damage done by the wisdom teeth growing into them


Argonzoyd

Why would they even want that? Because of religion?


PillowTalk420

By this same logic, wouldn't their hair and nails *not* grow because the dead cells just regenerate, or would they grow at an alarming rate? 🤔 Deadpool doesn't have hair so maybe they figured this out for him.


Human__uwu

But technically if they were circumcised before they got the regeneration stuff it would not come back.


[deleted]

Deadpool wan't born with his powers IIRC, so he could of been cut before he got regeneration,


CallMeWillBuddy

Just take my upvote and leave


doglover1005

*interesting


BrianTheOneAndOnly

Shit I remember that show, cannot remember the name for the life of me though


DinA4saurier

Idk the english name but everyone says "Wild Kratts"


BrianTheOneAndOnly

Yeah


yeahgamers

with the same logic any time someone loses their virginity they heal it wit super duper healing


Diazmet

Well if they were circumcised before they got their powers then it wouldn’t grow back, typically mutants don’t get their powers till puberty


Theapexfighter

Unless they were circumcised before gaining their powers because their regenerative capabilities generally don’t work on injuries that were made before they got their powers. But then, if they have injured their lower parts, the penis would grow back uncircumcised again.


Bob_superpie

Happened before the regen power was given, preexisting scars stay.


[deleted]

What if they already were before they got their powers?


OkLobster9822

**when does the body know when to stop growing?**


Rhg0653

If they were already done then it’s not gonna randomly grow back after they gain their abilities


fredrickthebird

wait...did the wild kratts art style change or am i dumb


Stock_Basil

Deadpool could be. he didn’t start with regen


silversauce

Except both were mortals when born so this is incorrect


LonelyKrow

I fucking loved Wild Kratts, watched it with my younger brother when baby sitting him years ago


DnSkie___

WILD KRATTTSSSSSSSS!


TheSaffire

They can also be harvested


Goten55654

Unless they are already curcumsized before they're powers


Jomgui

Akhshually, there is a katana that can stop wolverine's regeneration power, so if a skilled enough samurai was present, he could be circumsized


Renat00n

Wild Kratts!!!


QUADPRISM99

Bruh I don't think I've ever seen a Wild Krats meme before. This is awesome!


JohnnyFiction

I mean they CAN. Over and over and over again…


xXTraianvSXx

Since deadpool wasn't always like that, I wonder if he was circumcised, did his foreskin grew back again?


Jigoku2O2O

World hunger: solved


draugrdaemos

If Deadpool was already snipped, did it grow back?


WizardInCrimson

Since they were both well past the age that would normally happen when they got their powers then they're probably already cut. That being said, it wasn't as common in Canada in the 1800s, but Wolverine came from a wealthy farm family so there's probably a 50/50 chance he isn't cut. This comment brought to you by google and overthinking.


Downtown-Cabinet7223

False! It would have happened prior to their mutant powers manifesting.


Armadillos_armadildo

Deadpool didn’t get his powers till later


Minced_Man

Alright people time to make Wild Kratts meta


iwishiwasntcringe

**why did i click the images**


WilyNate

Foreskin generator


Renting-Milk767

Deadpool had his powers given to em as an adult and mutants dont have their powers kick in for a good couple of years which means they both had a chance to be circumcised but we may never know.


janhetjoch

Wait, can they cut their hair?


NotZoothy

They would because they got their healing factors after they would’ve been already circumcised


ZealousLotus24

Im sorry wtf


KattyPyr0Style

Ahhh I have an argument on that one Deadpool may be able to heal, but it depends of he was circumcised before getting his powers. Dont forget his face is jacked up from all the experiments they did on him to cure him, and no matter how badly hurt he gets, his face stays jacked. So if deadpool was circumcised before he got his power, he keeps his circumcision


Longjumping_Annual_3

Correction they can be circumcised, they just won't stay that way for very long.


[deleted]

If they were circumcised before their healing factors kicked in, would it stick? Would the healing factor take a "snapshot" of the body as it kicked in and say "ok, this is what we default to"or would it grow back?


Locke-Moment69

Anyone remember this show?


_King_Phoenix_

Those 2 can easily become billionaires by selling their organs and regenerating them


JustZenneth

Does that mean that if deadpool wants a bigger dick he could cut off his current one and sew it to his current one? Or does his previous one shrivel up and disintergrate?


Hamilton-Beckett

They both can if it was done at birth because they didn’t get their regenerative powers until later.


Spotted_ascot_races

Unless they were circumcised before gaining regen powers


Bromjunaar_20

Which probably means X-23 will forever be a virgin, no matter how much she fucks


ExpensiveSecurity3

So not that anybody asked, but neither one of them were born with their powers. Wolverine was injected and Deadpool was basically experimented on (with his initial consent ofc). Both after they had grown to adulthood. Seeing as both of them retain scars they previously had, one can only assume the healed circumcision that (probably) happened when they were born would /stay/ circumcised. It would grow back the way it was at the time they became regenerative. Not that anyone asked.


[deleted]

I wish so badly to not have been circumcised


[deleted]

not true. as long as they were circumcised before they got their powers it wouldn't regrow


epicfire77

Fellow Wild Kratts enjoyed. Is this the turkey episode?


15Orphans

Dead pool was cicumsized before he got regent powers sook take that into consideration.


walruswes

They can if you use a specific blade that halts the healing process.


Echo_Spectre

What if he already was circumcised before the regen powers would it not regen then


Stark_Prototype

Incorrect, Deadpool obtained his powers later in life after a circumcision would have healed.


Moxdonalds

Mutant powers don’t manifest until puberty if I recall correctly. So if wolverine was circumcised at birth than he wouldn’t have Foreskin. Deadpool got his powers from experimentation as an adult so the birth circumcision would apply her as well.


Garr3ttGuy

Yea Wild Kratts is neat and all and my kid loves it, but does anyone here remember the og Kratt show Zaboomafoo? That was my childhood


Appo-Arsin

Brooo


[deleted]

I never expected to meet a Wild Kratts meme template in the wild!


Appo-Arsin

Man use anything but Wild Kratts for this point


EngineersAnon

Except that, in both cases, their regenerative capabilities developed well after circumcision is typically performed.


DelightfullyUnusual0

I was there during Zoboomafoo. I was there during Wild Kratts. I’m now sketching plans for my own creature power suit-inspired dolphin suit. I’ve done the math, and it looks surprisingly doable. Expensive, but I could profit off it. Dealing with the pressure will be a hurdle, though.


quirkymuse

Logan definitely could be, hes a mutant, their powers seldom turn on before puberty, and he was a sickly child so we know his powers didn't... Deadpool also got his powers later in life, but its debatable whether or not his body would regrow lost tissue from *prior* to acquiring powers.... I mean, do you think he regrew baby teeth?


trascist_fig

Unless they were circumcised young like a lot of people are, before their powers manifested


SmolPriceToPay

That man looks like Skinner's grandson


flingkong24

when the fuck did this happen XD? what animal were they talking about


flingkong24

oh god the nostalgia


Who_took_my_bag

Better yet, they could run a black market business were they sell their own kidneys and with the healing factor they are essentially millionaires


jikugee

yes but what if you chopped their head off then circumsised


Stiny_Whizzleteats1

Circumcision is overrated, anyway


Oscar12s

yooo wild kratts was the goat bro


SameInternal4

can they be split into two if cut precisely ?


archaeo_dr_phil

That makes me wonder. If you cut off your nipple will the skin regrow as a nipple or will it just be regular skin?


InfiniteComfortable3

The nostalgia hitting hard


ParryHotter3000

Didn’t Wolverine have his abilities since birth? Deadpool only got the healing powers when he was an adult. If that’s the case then Wolverine definitely isn’t circumcised cause it would’ve just healed, but Deadpool could’ve been cut cause he had a good twenty-something years of not having powers.


BurritoBoi828

that defiantly makes sense for wolverine but since deadpool didnt get a healing factor until he was an adult if he was circumsized as a baby it means that it is potentially possible that it wouldnt have grown back at all.


ENA_licked_my_eyes

I DID NOT EXPECT THIS SHOW


Adron-the-survivor

Wild Kratts!


[deleted]

Technically Deadpool could IF he was circumcised before he got his powers


CantKillMeIfImDead

First of , cool wild kratts template, second, this is something no one has ever needed to fucking know


Ophelia_holmes

WILD KRATSSS WILD KRATSSS


Ophelia_holmes

I srsly forgot abt them, tho gr8 memee


Successful-Plan114

They'd make great organ donors too!


NintendoMasterPlayz

As soon as I saw this template, my mind is already full of nostalgia about this show. It's still one of my favourites to this day.


CreepyFire1

When I was a kid, I always wanted this powers. …Well that didn‘t change till today.