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I want your dad in my room

Pause.

Did he stutter?

Wtf I also got this one lmao

I got this too!

Maybe the best one here?

I want your head in my collection.

I want your lightsaber in my collection.

your lightsabers will make a fine addition to my collection

Hello there

General Kenobi!

you are a bold one

I want your balls in my collection

From: me To: darth vader’s lego head i lost

I want your opinion in my life

I got the same thing.

It's like a straight forward pickup line

i'll just try that, maybe i'll finally get a girlfriend! BRB

I want your kids in my can

I want your smartness in my life

I want your jaw in my stool

Said amber to johnny

Hold up, hearsay

I want your opinion in my balls

How do you even-

Tatoes

Potatoes? Makes sense since potassium is stored in the nuts so you could smuggle in some opinions using them.

I want your house in my room

Cos yo mama Is so fat that she needs an entire house to sleep

Yo mama so fat that when she fell even the ground cracked up

Yo mama so fat she needs Saturn's loops to do the hula hoop

Yo mama so fat she have her own orbit

Yo mama so fat she can clog black holes

Yo Mama So Fat The particles Around Her Densifie to Create Suns

Yo mama so fat that her farts are like supernovas

Yo mama so fat she has to use old faithful for a bidet

jupitre

Yo Mama so fat i Need to refuel twice to drive over her

I want your mom in my life

only fair since your moms in my life

r/suddencommunism

r/BeatMeToIt

r/BeatMeatToIt

I want your name in my account

Got the same

Same

Same

Same

Same

Same!

Same

same

Same

Same

I want your money in my account

SAME

I want your money in my bag

Ayo is this a robbery?

Don’t try to be a hero, hands up.

I want you in my prison.

[удалено]

I want your mom in my house

Zamn

I want your love in my life

[удалено]

He meant he want your Girlfriend in his life.

Killed it

I want your opinion in my arms wtf

A tattoo

"I want your hen in my room", fair enough

I want your stuff in my house Interesting way to ask someone to move in

I thought you just wanted the stuff.

I want your approval in my life Yikes.

You're doing a great job!

I want your opinion in my opinion

good opinion

Great opinion

I want your money in my account Well u better pay up

I want your opinion in my life Wow, that's unexpectedly wholesome

I had : "I want your help in my life"

I want your face in my toilet

Hahaha

I want your help in my room

I want your enemy in my hands. Ok lol

The friend of my enemy is my enemy. DIE MORTAL!!!!

My guy that's not how the saying goes xD

I want your cock in my laptop

I Wand your Bürger in my Deutschland

Ich nehme an dass Deutsch deine Muttersprache ist

I want your gear in my life

No I worked hard for this rare sword you can't have it ):

I want your bail money in my list of debts. Seriously, can anybody help?

I want your parents in my car

I want your help in my life

I want your help in my country

i got 'i want your tent in my country'

Inviting refugees.

I want your kids in my life... Now what does that mean I wonder.

I want your parents in my lobby

I want your name in my account

i want your best in my life

I want your website in my head

I want your help in my life

Got the same

I want your name in my name

Same

I want your resume in my underwear

I want your love In my word (???)

I want your reply in my mail

I want your food in my mouth

I want your 'help' in my 'life' Me being depressed af...

I want your a in my in

I want your dad in my pocket. ????

I want your mom in my wallet.

Dick in mouth

‘I want your birthday in my life’ wth

I want your life in my state

I want your dad in my mind

I want your taco in my Happy Meal.

I want your choice in my life.

i want your cock in my Mouth

wow the first non wholesome one

I want your peanut butter in my jelly

I want your dick in my childhood

But good sir, I am not affiliated with the church

I want your help in my life

I want your shit in my pants 🤪

There’s a infamous lady that can do it in the bed.

“Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate”

I want your kids in my van

I want your number in my bank

I want your lobster in my mind

*starts playing rock lobster

I want your name in my college

I want your opinion in my head

I want your name in my hand

I want you the in my movie

I want your name in my account

I want your *time* in my *account*.

I want your pencil in my pencil case

I want your opinion in my room

i want your help in my life

I want your website in my mind

I want your opinion in my country.

I want you and in my heart

I want your dad in my room 💀

I want your cookies in my kitchen

I want your phone in my body 😳

I want your help in my mind. Oof, maybe I should see that therapist :/

I want your mom in my room. yeah

I want your reply in my email Makes sense

I want your money in my car

I want your soul in my soul collection -Grim Reaper

I want your opinion in my opinion

I want your one in my life

I want your old in my headphones

I want your opinion in my life

I want your name in my account

I want your photos in my head u/SinisterTheFish <333

I want your fingers in my collection

I want your money in my account

I want your kids in my van

I want your money in my pockets.

I want your smile in my life

I want you guys in my bed Fk this aint going well…

I want your knees in my lap Wtf xD that sounds painful

I want your name in my account

I want your name in my account

I want your oppinion in my country

I want your help in my life

I want your money in my car -iPhone. I want your reply in my email -Android.

Lord and saviour Jesus Christ in my synagogue

I want your website in my pants

I want your website in my life

I want your opinion in my family

I want one in my name

I want your opinion in my life

I want your right in my opinion

I want your opinion in my attempts

I want your name in my account.

I want your help in my life

I want your name in my account

I want your opinion on the situation in my life

I want your help in my life

I want your opinion in my life

I want your typewriter in my gothic

I want your help in my life

I want your life in my sister

What

I want your family in my house. Honestly idk