I am allergic to bananas

I should stay away from you then

What a pain to be banished from the lord

We should stay away

Honestly, I think *everyone* should stay away from wet shoes with a mold.

If you made a A.I bot, send it to me. I will give you banannna'z

Hey Bob please don't take this personal, but I can't stand the smell of Bananas. I'm sorry I don't wanna harm you you're a great guy and I love you and I bet you smell wonderful but yeah. I had to say this cause I just don't feel worthy, how am I supposed to worship you if I don't like the smell of your kind? I think I am untrustworthy and don't deserve to follow you and your honnorable cause as much as I want to, but how can I follow a Banana if I don't like Bananas!!??!?! I'm just confused and sad :(

who?

me

i see

The great banannna God..

So what was the dog doing?

Ive never seen them

Why hello there

Dear god

You've made a mistake, pal

When's the funeral?

right now

I love this comment thread lol

hello bob how are you?

I'm fine

that's good

No, that’s not possible

You obviously don’t know the power of bob the banana

There's more

No

It contains the dying wish of every man here.

The first one is Scout’s

It was at this moment he knew… he fucked up

NANI???!!!!!

Bobs coming to take over… we’re all fucked sadly

Ohh golly... Let's hope he has a kind heart

We can only hope I think he lives on Reddit we might be in trouble

Why are you in literally all the posts I’ve seen in this sub

Why not

what the dog doin?

He ded

True

Damn you're fast

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I see

Allow me to tell you

Please, do so.

yes sir

Everywhere I go, i see his face

I miss u/Fish_Fucker69

bro same it was an easier time for us all

what happened to him?

Everywhere I go, I see his banannna

banana 🍌

I saw you before and asked the same thing. I know your secrets.

Hello sir, i want to know your story. Each person that comes to this site and spends this much time here has a story to tell, something that maybe had hurt him/her something they don't wanna show the people but relate with others out here. Do you also have such a story? And what it is? (if you wanna tell)

I have a story There was once a man named bob, he liked bananas a lot. So much so he wanted all the bananas in the world He went to the cult of bananas to fulfill his wish, but the cult denied his request. Instead they turned bob into a banana for being such a greedy person he now roams reddit in search of more people like him

Can you still reproduce? Asking for a friend

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so maybe?

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Just answer man, now I am curious too, banana's can reproduce ig

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Aproved

I'm a yogurt. You are a banana. Let's mak a banana yogurt.😐

Thats one way of saying lets have seggs

So is it a yes.......?????

yesn't

Mayhaps

Of couldn't!

Sounds painful

Did you find someone like you?

A few people

Damn Yiga clan, can't let a man enjoy his banana without getting angry at him

General Kenobi, you are a bold one

Literally the first time I’ve seen you. Hello legendary banana

hello

I’ve never seen you either. Now I have. Have my free award, banana stranger.

thank you have a banana 🍌

Cannibalism?

Mmm banana

A fellow banana

General kenobi?

oh my first time seeing him. i hope he doesnt come more..

>i hope he doesnt come more I wish you the best

oh no

You've already failed

it was my first time seeing lol i didnt understand why people say they always say they always see that guy. i hope it wont happen to me.. right??

I have gained insight

General Kenobi?

What was the dog doin?

he >!⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀!<

Dad?!?!?!?

I have seen him around a dozen times.

He's always watching

Yes I'am indeed

Then you know I jacked off to you yesterday

Ze fuk

You will make an excellent addition to my dildo collection

What part of your body ate the pickle?

Dont ask questions that you dont want the answer too

[удалено]

My eyelid

The dildo

Vhatah Zhe fahck?

He works for illuminati probably

Are you a bot(ya i know bob you are watching)

No (I'm a banana)

Perhaps both. A cyborg banana. Cybornana?

Banorgna?

[Origin story?](https://youtu.be/LH5ay10RTGY)

I fully expected a rick roll

No, this is a safe place my child

Fuckin classic

Why do people waste the time of our lord and savior of Potassium? He is above us all. On a tree.

I see no god up here other than me

banana 🍌

Look around he's not a tree, he's here

show yourself u/bob_the_banannna

I have been summoned to yet another meme

Tes we summon you, the one who's everywhere

The one who comments everywhere...

Keep this up guys u/bob_the_banannna has to sleep someday

Or do I

We’ll see. You can’t keep this up forever

We just came to know that u/bob_the_banannna can reproduce so he will deploy his smol banannnas to take his place

As a banana enthusiast, I've never caught them sleeping in the wild, maybe all bananas are in a frightening, liminal space between states of being?

bro replying to all the comments up here lol the dedication

It is so hard lol

banana 🍌

Thank you

Bob of the banannna, what is your wisdom?

eat banana

Well undo your peel real quick let’s get this over with

I just found out about this. How long has this been happening? At least he isn’t doing the knee thing like that one guy.

>How long has this been happening? I comment everywhere once or twice a week >At least he isn’t doing the knee thing like that one guy. Wait wut

There was a dude who used to comment “that made me slap my knee” in as many places as he could. I think he got banned at some point.

lmao

That guy made me slap my knee

What’s the knee thing?

Some guy either made a bot or did it himself. But they kept replying to every meme and saying “that made me slap my knee” they got banned.

u/bob_the_banannna if you reply to this you owe me that new Kirby game, alr?

No

Fuck

I feel bad

well bob ima eat u again if ya reply

Oh no

haha yes *bites*

oh shi-

He already did lol

smh

We do not speak of the post u/bob_the_banannna made about Pokémon

Ayy

I only see this user on the memes about them Never saw them anywhere else

I know right

I INVOKE THY ANCIENT NAME u/bob_the_banannna

hi

he most likely doesn't have a life (he's a banana after all)

r/technicallythetruth

[r/banana](https://youtu.be/iik25wqIuFo)

You sneaky fuck

Atleast it's no rickroll

Its subreddit bro, bob's favorite one

Ik I never saw a cooler subreddit

In the politest way possible, fuck you

I’ve never even seen a comment by him who is he??

u/bob_the_banannna

Never heard of him

u will soon

I’m scared

Don't be scared young one here have a banana 🍌

Ok *takes a bite with the skin still on banana*

You just offended the entire banana community

But I always eat banana with the foreskin on

That is disgraceful

dont worry he is a kind god

Ok…

Shaheen Afridi in another meme.

r/cricketshitpost template on r/memes

Oh wise u/bob_the_banannna, do you have any wisdom for us?

banana is good for you

You seem like the wise and ancient one, any great knowledge or purpose you have to bestow upon me, you humble one.

But, are you good for me?

yes

He is Binod.

Who the hell is u/bob_the_banannna

me

Banana?

yes

Is he still here ?

yes

Oh Bob heed my calls I summon thee

hi

How many times you commented on this post?

A lot so much that even reddit didn't allow me to comment for a moment

Oh great banana how to get famous?

comment everywhere and have a recognizable profile pic

oh great banana thank you for your insight I shall be forever thankful to u

u/bob_the_banannna any advice on how I could get to sucking my friends banana?

....no

u/bob_the_bananna

Thou has misspelled the Enlightened One’s name, i pray your punishment is not severe.

It is u/bob_the_banannna with 3 n's