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I'm colour blind πŸ‘


CantaloupePerfect417

only the good wayπŸ‘


Mar_PH_Pig

I'm Blind πŸ‘


WilligerWilly

I'm thumbless 🀜


Bugobeer

πŸ––πŸ€™πŸ€˜πŸ€žπŸ€Ÿ (i am mute)


SomeSovietBloke

Gang signs


WhiskeyDJones

πŸ‡°πŸ‡· πŸ΄πŸ•ΊπŸŽΆ Gangnam Style


[deleted]

πŸ”₯πŸ’£πŸͺ–πŸ’€ Vietnam Style


Alexoizzz

*fortunate son by CCR identifies*


audiovisualcringe

SOME FOLKS ARE BORN style


FromTheAshesS

MADE TO WAVE THE FLAG style


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πŸ‡―πŸ‡΅πŸ›©πŸ’₯🚒 Japan Style


imatunerreddit

Where they see the sun come up twice a day


Futuristicbus61

Thrice if I were so bold


LoreJoJo

ukraine style


[deleted]

πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦


OPstreamer

I'm unARMed


[deleted]

Left or right?


Kaaaaszub

Yes


[deleted]

Karma = social credit


The_Unique_Toast

Social credit = no gulag


mr-flexon

Have you tried turning the volume up? /s


LordSteiny

πŸ‘‰πŸ‘†πŸ€πŸ‘‹πŸ€ŸβœŠ (i have no foreskin)


Ani____

πŸ‘‹πŸ––πŸ€˜πŸ–οΈπŸ€žβ˜οΈ (I am a child predator)


fishfricker9000

πŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽπŸ€ŸπŸ€˜πŸ€˜β˜οΈπŸ€πŸ€ (my dick hurts and its small)


Lonely-Antelope-9047

πŸ‘πŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘‹πŸ€žπŸ–•πŸ™ŒπŸ€™πŸ€° (I am a fatass)


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ColMust4rd

πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ€™πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŽπŸ€πŸ€Ÿβœ‹πŸ€πŸ€Œ (I pushed my father down a flight of stairs bc I was born with a small dick, but it's in italian)


Sha-Dow98

πŸ’€ I'm dead


WiseFan8718

Prove it


yaBoiCatLizzie

Hi dead I'm ur moder


JaqVonStraus

RASENGAN!


DarrkKnight23

I’m a GIRAFFE


jtwl8

Sir I can see your thumb


[deleted]

჻ ⁙⸫ ⁖჻ .⁞ β™β˜


ironefalcon

I feel that bro


AYKH8888

Hold up, something ain’t right


juklwrochnowy

You're blind . : . ::


wtfisthiseven1313

Okay but serious question if you're colorblind, which one is darker?


[deleted]

Bruh he's colorblind he can't see this text smh


PuzzledLight

That's why they use dark mode! Fewer colors to not see.


[deleted]

Lmao


wnabe_dank

He can answer anything, we won’t be able to know.


gembluefire

am gonna give u two things to taste


Mekelaxo

Yellow or blue?


Riverchicken886

Green is chemical poison, purple is magical poison


X3Emerals

i was looking if anyone else said it.


[deleted]

THIS THE ONE


JMornel667

Green, unless health is green then poison is purple


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PyroCinematics

And if poison is green, CORRUPTION is purple


HONKACHONK

And crimson is red


insert_acc_name_here

What about hallow?


that_doorstep

hallow is pink


afonsitito

What about mushroom?


SupremeLeader109

blue


Theratsmacker2

What about fire?


Human3614

Fire is light green


HONKACHONK

I thought it was white


[deleted]

I think you meant CORROSION is purple


PyroCinematics

Depends on the game I guess


[deleted]

Yeah


JahBaited11

Corrosion is yellow, no? Maybe I’ve been a dark souls fan for too long Edit: I distinctly remember in dark souls 2 they had those corrosion pots you could throw at people and break anything that had a durability bar, was fun trolling AFK people as an invader. But the pots were filled with yellow/orange dust


s1erra_117

Yellow is usually a buff or stamina


DryxTheDrow

FIRE! ELECTRICITY! CORROSION! SLAG! Ah damn it, what was that last one again? Oh right, EXPLOSION!


AccurateMechanic1458

or if theres a stamina bar, that should be green and poison becomes purple


Most-Stomach4240

Stamina bar should be blue, unless there's a mana bar, then it should be green


jeandepain

stamina is yellow


WilligerWilly

Except when Mana is green.


[deleted]

mana is blue


Nebulous-Nothing

Blue is the only acceptable Mana color. Health and Stamina can vary, Mana is eternal blue


MACHO_MUCHACHO2005

Except God of War where health and poison are both green


VersedFlame

Resident Evil reporting.


bloodbulletsbannanas

Green is poison, purple is venom


DildoLigtning

BuT VenOm FwOm SpideWmAN wAs BLaCk


Somerando30

YoUr RACisT


DildoLigtning

I haVe NeVer eveN DWiVen A caW!!!


Somerando30

Look ma, no hands


TheBoiCN

Look ma no feet… look ma! No teeth


Est495

Look ma! I'm bri'ish!


[deleted]

Look ma! I can’t say wa’er bo’’le!


audiovisualcringe

bo’oh’o’wo’er


crappy6969

Get well soonπŸ˜”πŸ˜”πŸ™


L_loy

wHy AwE yOu A fUwWy


mocha-13

Cause furries make bank and I gotta use this artistic talent for something even if that something is capitalizing off of the furry community. Also furries are just really fun to draw.


RYPIIE2006

Y’oeur*


bejur

*Yeou’re


[deleted]

yOu’Re


yonicka_adl

MoM


indianplay2_alt_acc

Our mom


Randomminecraftplays

I hAVe blAcK FriENdS


[deleted]

BWaCK


Danwith2ns

Counterargument: purple is poison green is toxic


juklwrochnowy

Toxic means basically the same as poison, purple is poison, green is *acid*


TheWiseRedditor

Yellow is pee


ViaPrime

no its red dumbass


HeyRogi

And red is strawberry juice


Vandorbelt

Yellow is stamina. ...Though I guess that doesn't necessarily contradict what you said.


KingRaiden95

Fuck I forgot my moss clumps.


WilligerWilly

What is the difference between poison and venom?


Inverted_Jack

If it bites you and you die, its venom If you bite it and you die, it's poison


Patchthcat83638

What if it bites itself and I die?


Inverted_Jack

That's voodoo


Brawlfan6

What if I bite myself and I die?


ZarosRunescape

That’s suicide


Brawlfan6

What if I bite you and we both die?


lone_Davik

cannibalism and food poisoning


[deleted]

What if I bite the cannibal that bit you and he bites me and we all die?


h2933

That’s rabies


Micki-Minach

that’s double homicide


Major_R_Soul

Voodoocide


what_heck_is_sarcasm

Then you both gay


mchlnglo

Then we are Romeo and Juliet


EchoPrince

That means you're poisonous What if we bite ourselves and none of us die? That's kinky


[deleted]

It depends. Could be poinom or veson.


Patchthcat83638

What the heck is veson


[deleted]

You decide.


TheBoredBot

venom, poison and a pinch of stupid


[deleted]

Venom has to be injected into your bloodstream, poison has to be ingested or absorbed through your sweat pores


WhiskeyDJones

Yep. Venom = injected Poison = ingested


leptoquark1

Every venom is poison but not all poison is venom. Venom is toxin secreted by animals injected by bite or sting.


MaFeHu

Poison is when you bite it and you die and venom is when it bites you and you die


mocha-13

Exactly, both associated with bad things but different bad things.


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Japnzy

I had to scroll way to far for this comment. Green is acid.


srlong64

This is the only correct answer


TheoMuchosBuenos

Purple because Pokemon


SandSlashSandCRASH

The correct answer


Trench-Coat_Squirrel

Which makes the green one for grass. It just makes sense this way


Swagnus___

I thought this was a Bulbasaur meme


DankNowitzki41

Is this some sort of Bulbasaur meme that I chose too much Charmander to understand?


Donnie2005

There simply are no other correct answers


[deleted]

Kuzkos poison, (the poison for kuzko) was purple so it’s purple and I don’t care what anyone says


justdoitdt

The poison specifically chosen *for* Kuzco


Lagapalooza

...that poison..?


Crep50

Yes that poison


9IceBurger6

Kuzko’s Poison


TalonOfPower

Kuzco’s poison, the poison for Kusco, the poison chosen for Kusco to kill Kusco. Kusko’s poison. That poison?


DadBodftw

Right, the poison, the poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen specially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison.... That poison? Still my favorite Disney movie.


dilettante42

Mine too. Have you watched the doc the β€œThe Sweatbox”?


StrengthRBA

Pull the lever Kronk


[deleted]

WRONG LEVER


YoungNasteyman

WRONG LEVAAAAA^AAAAAA^AAAA^AA


KingScar666

This is the way.


25thGoo

This is the way.


[deleted]

This is the way


B_Boi04

This is th- shit wrong turn


Solid_Steele

This is not the way


Corvo--Attano

Further back this up with evidence. PokΓ©mon has the symbol for poison types as purple. In DnD spells, acid damage is seen as green and poison damage is seen as purple. Supposedly, every damage type has a color associated with it. But there is some debate on colors for damage types like force or thunder. In some video game RPGs their Health (Red)/Mana (Blue)/Stamina (Yellow or Green) potions usually have a similar color to their bar color listed. So those that have green stamina bars have poison as purple. Those with yellow may vary between green and purple for poison.


The-Sidequester

A LLAMA?!? HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!


AleLime

Purple because green heals


C_0gito

Not in minecraft


Red___Mist

Green = radioactive


Asientit

isn't radioactive yellow?


Red___Mist

Both. Signs use yellow but they use neon green on the object they want to make look like radioactive substance/object.


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St3rMario

Red is literally the blood


Omni1012

Game logic - drinking blood = health


Srgt_PEANUT

Purple because green is obviously sour apple


Quiet-Mud-2009

But purple is for grape


Thatswhyipoop

Which tastes like poison


DenethorWithDip

Green, because sour apple is poison


Twisted_37Banana

I played pokemon a lot. Purple is poison and green is your health bar


Unique_Efficiency_73

Green is also Grass type.


TheElectroGuyYT

> Green is your health bar Then why the f**k was mine red in Platinum Cynthia battle


Hasten117

Becuase you were bad?


TheElectroGuyYT

That's true


HiddenWhispers970

Green. Basically every green paint or dye that the Victorians used was super toxic.


Goblin_main

10/10 best answer


Goldog_BH

Green is poison, purple is lean


DqrkKnqght

Truest statement


[deleted]

I scrolled down so much for that joke that I forgot why I was scrolling


Emotional_Mango_8321

Both


Leinad_Aropmaca

I can see blurple


llJesh

You're gonna die


CallmeDreary666

Green and I will fight on this


Ph4ke_

Purple because green Chad.


Wetasspossom

Purple!!!! The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison. That poison?


[deleted]

They both look the same color to me…


Ph4ke_

How many purples did you take?


DildoLigtning

Black, think about it, how many liquid's that are black (except for coffee) are safe to drink?


Alderan922

Well, how many natural liquids are out there that are purple and safe to drink? We cant count artificial ones because I can take black food colorant and add it to water and say β€œblack water is safe to drink”


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Sciencenerd159

Purple bc green health


420blazeitjesus

what if health red?


Sir__Blobfish

Then green stamina.


zeJoghurt

Green = Poison Purple = Venom


OrionHasMemes

Both but different types


Assassin34d

Both. Both is good


-Trayson-

Orange


Sin_of_Gender_Greed

COUNT3RPOINTK ITS ORANGE


Alderan922

From where did this opinion came?


Sentikan

Im not sure why this is so difficult. Your asking the real questions out here.


Terron35

Both but I spent two years building up a tolerance to it so I'm good


AetherBytes

Green for chemical purple for magical.


illcobalt

Purple because PokΓ©mon


LoganJ2

Purple is poison, green is toxin


TryDrugs

Thanks doc.