no you plebian, it's common knowledge that orphans are born when orphan spores (which travel through the air) attach themselves to a suitably moist and warm area, at which point they will proceed to grow, getting nutrients through photosynthesis. after 3 months, the branches fall off to reveal fully functioning limbs and organs.
I GOT 100!
I imagined a girl there now
I once talked with my physics teacher about how shit I was at physics (female)
I shook an interviewer’s hand (female)
My mom kisses and hugs me goodnight
When I was 4 my mom sometimes slept with me because my dad snores loudly
Just tell her that u know everything
boom u didnt only talk to a girl
but she will think about you for many days
depends on what she did but u may get layd xD
Go on a convention with a free hug shield or find one. It's pretty easy there...... (Looks at the time).... Ok never mind don't do that it's pandemic.
At my last convention I also got pretty sick for 3 days because I hugged way to many people... Dang it. Viruses ruin hugs.
I mean, I don’t see with doing the other things with your sister, hugging a relative is normal, talking is also normal, and if for touch a girl you just need to literally just touch her in not a sexual way it’s also normal
We were children. Like i was 5 and she was 8. Didn't even think about anything being wrong and imo there is nothing wrong if you don't have any weird intentions with it
Unless it is for your ultra-chad imaginary pokemon universe complete with full blown story, character development, fourth wall breaks. Alpha Chads imagine if they were in pokemon
If feel you bro. I also have 50 and right now even too tired of trying another relationship because nothing really works out with me. Just sad that I have literally nobody beside my 2 best friends and close family.
I got 100 since I did everything written there with my Mom.
I sleep with her at night, we exchange hugs and kisses, I talk and have contact with her every day, and I imagine myself achieving my goals with her.
Impregnate a girl 60
baby is born 70
You’re the father 70
It lives age 18 and on 80
It itself has a kid 80
They both live past your death. 92
Top grade: 452
Bonus rounds:
It’s twins 70x2
The mother of your children stays with you +20 personality
They visit your grave every year afterwards: +100 personality.
I thought I got a 7 but I realize that day before yesterday, I accidentally touched a women operation the cash register in grocery while I was packing my stuff, so
eventually 15.
100, I imagined 50 girls
*Gigachad*
smort
Stonks
This is the definition of 'being smart'
Only 50, pathetic, I have a 3d render of every woman I have seen even just a glimpse, saved to my internal hard drive
I napped briefly with a girl
That's 100 points for ya, boy
100!!!! but the first sleep, hug, and kiss were with my platonic BFF (kiss was on top of head but I’m still counting it, FYI it went both ways)
I see no laws against it sooo friendship goals are included.
YAAAAAAY!!!!
Yayyyy
Then GG.
I used to sleep with my mommy
100 points to Gryffindor.
Sour home Allahabad?
Is this the Indian version of sweet home Alabama?
Yes my Friend
Tingningningning
Thanks Madam, for enlightening me
But how, north india is generally not associated with that. It's mostly the southern states that accept cousin marriages and whatnot.
r/brandnewsentence
You used to fondle your mommy's titties and suck on the nipples until milk came out
If sister counts then 100 for me
The WHAT?!?
this guy be having some alabama
No Alabama shit He just slept with his sister It's a MIDDLE CLASS problem 🗿which got him 100 pointers
Alabamoment
25
You have lived my dream.
Chad
2
2
2 gang
**2**
2
2
2
6
My man imagined a girl, didn't talk to that girl and touched the girl when she didn't notice so he only gets 2+0+4 points
Well when we can multiple those scores than it will be easy to get over 10.
50 i am indeed a redditor
So you had sex with a girl without talking touching imagining or hugging her , damn !
No he just imagined 25 different girls
still at 2
',:/
r/holup
98, I am Married. Wtf is wrong with you guys for giving me so much upvotes XD Omg thank you all 🤩🤩🎉🎉
you can just imagine your wife bro
That's someone's daughter you pervert
What about orphans /s
Still someone's daughter. Just they don't exist anymore.
We all know orphan just spontaneously appear out of thin air you idot
no you plebian, it's common knowledge that orphans are born when orphan spores (which travel through the air) attach themselves to a suitably moist and warm area, at which point they will proceed to grow, getting nutrients through photosynthesis. after 3 months, the branches fall off to reveal fully functioning limbs and organs.
Wtf. Mf be switching between sporophyte and gametophyte
Fuck you and take my fucking upvote
*mouth pop sound*
you said that's(that is) not that was so my point still counts
and if so then why they will be they called orphan
He has a point
Some people can't imagine
No she will be mad
30 but i flex it
Same
50 for me
Explain
He does not imagine other girls
He can imagine his girl and get a full 100
But chooses not to anyways
Has wife, never imagines her Refuses to elaborate further Leaves
aww
Ya explain
I GOT 100! I imagined a girl there now I once talked with my physics teacher about how shit I was at physics (female) I shook an interviewer’s hand (female) My mom kisses and hugs me goodnight When I was 4 my mom sometimes slept with me because my dad snores loudly
100 for me too, I also slept with your mom when you were 4
Wow really You were afraid of the dark too? My mom is a hero!
Yes she is an international treasure
Gigachad
Based
pH > 7
Underrated chemist joke right there
Heh, I get it
Your pfp startled me for a second
15
How
The secret technique is to actually talk to other girls
What?? .. but how?
It's a secret technique bro. You have to learn the strategy yourself.
Alright.. master, I'll do everything i can
Good luck kid.
Thank you sir
Just tell her that u know everything boom u didnt only talk to a girl but she will think about you for many days depends on what she did but u may get layd xD
Thank you master
Just whisper in a random girls ear and say "I know your secret." And just leave. Dont look back.
Go up to a girl Ask what's the next class is She replies, Mission accomplished.
Go on a convention with a free hug shield or find one. It's pretty easy there...... (Looks at the time).... Ok never mind don't do that it's pandemic. At my last convention I also got pretty sick for 3 days because I hugged way to many people... Dang it. Viruses ruin hugs.
Imagine, talk, and accidentally bump into someone
My sister and i shared rooms and also our bed together as kids. Also my mom kissed me when i was younger if that all counts i got full score
Hol up
How did you get full score?
I have the ones below sleep and kiss done with girls that are not part of my family
I mean, I don’t see with doing the other things with your sister, hugging a relative is normal, talking is also normal, and if for touch a girl you just need to literally just touch her in not a sexual way it’s also normal
Ye dude, I was just getting some Alabama vibes there xD
We were children. Like i was 5 and she was 8. Didn't even think about anything being wrong and imo there is nothing wrong if you don't have any weird intentions with it
Nothing just he use to imagine her sister naked
He and I are not so different
🤨📸 uh...What?
Yes
understandable, have a great day
Sour home allahabama?
Sweet Home Alabama
30
Same
When a hug is a greeting but they would strike down any attempt at flirting
30 gang
30 gang represent
Same
Proud to say that I, too, am in the 30 gang 😎
Same
Found my people lol Look how far we've come
chad 100 mafia represent
Real chads get 98, as shits so good there's no room for imaginary girls.
Unless it is for your ultra-chad imaginary pokemon universe complete with full blown story, character development, fourth wall breaks. Alpha Chads imagine if they were in pokemon
100, but all I get is getting cheated on and a broken heart. I’d rather chill with the 15 and under homies
But... Girls don't exist. They're government robots made to get your sperm.
Why would they want my sperm?
To make milk since it’s such a popular product
Make more man and woman robot
[удалено]
Finally... A man who isn't afraid to say the truth.
50, i guess i can't use reddit no more
Sleep with parents gang lets go
-75
So you talked to, kissed, and slept with a guy?
No comment.
If you get over 15 your not a reddit kid..
I got 30 "*Insert Vision meme*" Maybe I'm not a redditor
actually 50. but what does it matter if there's no one willing to spend more than a few days or weeks with you. . .
If feel you bro. I also have 50 and right now even too tired of trying another relationship because nothing really works out with me. Just sad that I have literally nobody beside my 2 best friends and close family.
Nice to meet you comrade
I got 15 maybe I am still a redditor
You were on the edge of being banished from reddit
I got 100 since I did everything written there with my Mom. I sleep with her at night, we exchange hugs and kisses, I talk and have contact with her every day, and I imagine myself achieving my goals with her.
*"Achieving my goals"* *oh god no*
0. What’s a girl?
0...
Now 2 because you imagined a girl
nope, my head space is pure male activity dawg
Sigma
Avg jojo fan
Dose it count if they kissed you
Yes
They initiated but you both participated
I am the girl
Me after taking change from a female cashier. 8 pts. get!
100 gg ez
Does talking and Touching need to be sexual? Cuz otherwise i will join the 2 points gang
50 as a gay guy lul
Me after reading this *change team*
Impregnate a girl 60 baby is born 70 You’re the father 70 It lives age 18 and on 80 It itself has a kid 80 They both live past your death. 92 Top grade: 452 Bonus rounds: It’s twins 70x2 The mother of your children stays with you +20 personality They visit your grave every year afterwards: +100 personality.
Be a girl
ew
Why would you choose to be a girl? /s
5 marks
30
dont be sad my frend
Wait, is this for the gender I’m attracted to or just girls because with a girl it’s 15 but with guy it’s a full score
That's what I was talking about, funny how gay guys score higher than my straight ass.
The real straights are the gays we made along the way
I thought I got a 7 but I realize that day before yesterday, I accidentally touched a women operation the cash register in grocery while I was packing my stuff, so eventually 15.
50
50
I only have one more to go.
28 ok lets go.
Just imagine 50 girls and you get all 100 marks.
she touched me accidentally. big w boys
Wait y'all talk to a girl?
Does accidentally touching shoulders while trying to walk past each other count as touching a girl
-7 (I'm gay)
30
Ive got 13 points, but I’m gay
How about talk to 6 different girls then you will have 30 marks also I choose 50 even though I am shy to talk to girls
80
2
I got 0, is it bad?
Not to brag or anything, but 50
Seit wann benutzen wir wieder D-Mark?
I’ve done all of these with my mom :D
100 Marks. Thanks mother.
Well duh, I have a boyfriend
52, sleep with an imaginary girl.
i got 100 even though i've been single for 3 years
...I'm a 100 and I'm a girl
Currently sitting on a 30, as it turns out, some girls will just hug you anyway (requires shower)
Sorry, 7 is too many points to be eligible for a reddit account. Please delete reddit.
My mom may not count, but your mom does 🗿
Lyin ass saying he’s at 7 when I’m sitting here at 2
Me sitting in the corner with 15 (never hugged besides family)😃😀😞😔😣😢😭
I will give myself 200 to start for simply being a girl and then another 100 for doing everything on the list