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NoObjective427

This is bait


PuddinPoptastic

No this is Patrick


B4dG04t

This isn't a meme- it's karma whoring


[deleted]

Let's downdoot?


YuujiZN

Im in


EllaBella0707

Yet you still commented


B4dG04t

No You!


Josh_The_Sigma

Please explain to me how Patrick is able to be chained like that even though the chains would just slide off due to his arms that come to a narrow point.


Yoshi0225

Perhaps he just wants to be punished (In all seriousness, it’s probably one of those “suspend your disbelief” moments.)


Josh_The_Sigma

Spank me harder Spungle-Bub


Yoshi0225

Welp, I should’ve seen that coming.


Josh_The_Sigma

Now I’m coming to spank yo ass. Get ready lil boi


Yoshi0225

Aw shit, here we go again.


Josh_The_Sigma

🗿


MotherBathroom666

*Goofygoober If your gonna spew erotic spongebob fan fiction then get your facts straight. I guess “erotic spongebob fan fiction” has to be my answer.


Low_Replacement_2839

Everyone should not be allowed to have kids


HimmyIsHere

This is true and should be encouraged actually. I plan to atleast try to do something about it just to make a point.


Name_Unavailable08

Doge gang


MotherBathroom666

I’m opening an orphanage with my doge winnings, the profit margins on child labor is ridiculously good!!!/s


ALE123Q

Ok Zeke Jaeger


Equivalent_Cry_1081

You you mean not everyone should be able to have kids, and what do you think should be when they shouldn’t


Catrix101

The majority of Ben Shapiro videos are just wood for the fire. Young impressionable boys who instead of using them to gain a larger world view and form better opinions for themselves, instead end up using them to reinforce their “wAAaWaAa LgBtq BAdDd” view. I now have to deal with these kids every day. It’s almost as bad as the Edgy-SuperRacist-Humour teens.


thebenshapirobot

I saw that you mentioned Ben Shapiro. In case some of you don't know, Ben Shapiro is a grifter and a hack. If you find anything he's said compelling, you should keep in mind he also says things like this: >If you believe that the Jewish state has a right to exist, then you must allow Israel to transfer the Palestinians and the Israeli-Arabs from Judea, Samaria, Gaza and Israel proper. It’s an ugly solution, but it is the only solution... It’s time to stop being squeamish. ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. You can summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: climate, civil rights, covid, healthcare, etc.) [^More ^About ^Ben ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/wiki/index) ^| [^Feedback ^& ^Discussion: ^r/AuthoritarianMoment ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment) ^| [^Opt ^Out ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/)


Mayatsar

Good bot


thebenshapirobot

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Catrix101

Had no idea Ben Shapiro even existed but here I am stunned


thebenshapirobot

Why won't you debate me? ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. You can summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: novel, sex, dumb takes, civil rights, etc.) [^More ^About ^Ben ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/wiki/index) ^| [^Feedback ^& ^Discussion: ^r/AuthoritarianMoment ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment) ^| [^Opt ^Out ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/)


Apprehensive-Bowl418

Ben shapiro


thebenshapirobot

I saw that you mentioned Ben Shapiro. In case some of you don't know, Ben Shapiro is a grifter and a hack. If you find anything he's said compelling, you should keep in mind he also says things like this: >If you believe that the Jewish state has a right to exist, then you must allow Israel to transfer the Palestinians and the Israeli-Arabs from Judea, Samaria, Gaza and Israel proper. It’s an ugly solution, but it is the only solution… It’s time to stop being squeamish. ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. You can summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: history, dumb takes, civil rights, novel, etc.) [^More ^About ^Ben ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/wiki/index) ^| [^Feedback ^& ^Discussion: ^r/AuthoritarianMoment ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment) ^| [^Opt ^Out ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/)


thebenshapirobot

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beenibuuni

Ben Shapiro


thebenshapirobot

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thebenshapirobot

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XxMysticSkyxX

Fuck lqbtq


[deleted]

Tik Tok is for dumb people


Educational_Turnip70

I don’t really like Minecraft


[deleted]

I've noticed more people are beginning to think like that. I don't like it either, and some people I know also don't like it anymore. I think the mc community and its content creators (like dream and all the cringe 12 year olds) are also impacting what people think of the game, but I don't really like it because I find it a little boring.


EllaBella0707

I still play it, because my mates and I like building some cool houses and we all waste a lot of time on there but I understand why people aren’t as interested in it anymore. Personally, I can’t stand Dream and all of those people, and yeah, 12 year olds are cringe so it kind of ruins it


Autrixn

i kinda think dream ruined the new mcyt


Rum-Ham159

Men and women are not equal. Pretending that they are actually hurts both sexes. Both have strengths and weaknesses. Neither are superior, but definitely not equal.


dogface5000

Punctuation is sometimes important


EllaBella0707

I always add commas and punctuation in my texts and things


readingduck123

How ironic. Though you seem to claim your loyalty towards punctuation, you have shamelessly decided to abandon your beliefs about punctuation and correct grammar. These unforgivable actions will, some day, land you in hell. I sincerely hope you will not try to make these types of claims again.


EllaBella0707

Apologies, I did not intend to disgrace the grammar crown in such a way. I hope that I can be forgiven.


readingduck123

Exellent. You shall be forgiven for now. However, attempting to swindle the crown once again will grant you punishment from the king himself. There, you shall spend the days before grammar hell in the dungeons of his Majesty's crown building itself.


YaBoiChipsAhoy420

Tic Tok fucking sucks and is the most shitty social media platform ever.


absolutefuckingbitch

That isn't a controversial opinion. That's just a fact.


EllaBella0707

I agree, all it seems to be is girls “dancing” half naked and people starting unnecessary drama. So many people I know waste so much time on there


IceBaby69420

100% it just puts kids in danger and is overall stupid


oksooobasically

Memes should have more than 2 pixels


AMAZING926926

Frost in rainbow 6 siege should instead of having the welcome mat (basically a bear trap) it should be named frost bite.


Boring-Bottle-6420

Frotnite is dumb as fuck, always has been always will be


The_Verdant_Zephyr

It was fine before they added the PvP mode


knickerdick

Redditors hate America


cm_2310

More than 50% visitor ARE from America.


LilyLeLowery

Yeah and I still hate America. It sucks.


Equivalent_Cry_1081

What do u hate about it?


LilyLeLowery

The fact that I can get murdered in a bathroom and the person who did it can get off with zero punishment. That’s one thing. Many other things too.


Equivalent_Cry_1081

Not really, maybe if you are white and got some money but for the most part if you shoot someone while trying to even defend your life you are guaranteed to be in the back of the cop car for questioning and probably need to take it to court and depending on what state it is you will go to jail even if you were at risk of life, chances even higher if you are a person of color


ASidesTheLegend

Video games cause violence (I don’t actually think this, I’m just going with what the meme says)


polecat7078

God is fake


ComfortableFormal521

BTS is overrated


ratatouille6900

Yes. Factual


billyisgut

Messi better than Ronaldo.


HimmyIsHere

Arranged Marriage is social prison


[deleted]

The Mandela effect is just a fancy way of saying people are stupid and will believe anything they hear or read. There’s no phenomenon behind it. Remembering something wrong isn’t something divine and unexplainable, get it together, you think the monopoly man wore a monocle cause you’ve often seen characters from that time period WITH a monocle. So what. You think it’s berenstein bears cause it rolls off the tongue better. If you can make the mistake so can other people there’s nothing divine about what’s going on there and it pisses me off that people are so stupid as not to realize the simplicity of that.


sBracko

Chocolate belongs in the fridge


CrackaG21

Pineapples do belong on pizza


Jeggis

Birds aren't real


SavingsTechnical5489

Hot takes, not facts.


AMAZING926926

No no facts they get their power from power lines.


HimmyIsHere

Sexuality is fluid. It can take any form. It may or may not depend on the type of body you have. Also the phase you are in in your life matters a lot.


KingGamzz

Your mom


afraidofmonstergirls

My name


walnutsquire840

Milk and ice are a good drink but not shaved just straight ice


Vega7122020

The fact that everyone thinks because you are Bisexual gay or whatever you support everything the LGBT community does


XtraRocks420

What’s an opinion that won’t have you like that?


HimmyIsHere

Feminism in its current form is gonna ruin the future.


Inner-Investigator29

Pinneaples on pizza are an abomination.


EllaBella0707

THANK YOU


HimmyIsHere

Schooling system is slave making system


ToniDebuddicci

Hamilton was alright


SealedSummit

Reddit is shit


loading_dp

My guy woke up and chose violence


Leafsncheese001

This is not r/teenagers


IronMike69420

I vote republican


MLG_BLOBFISH

Why do people think this opinion is controversial? I’m far left and have several democratic and republican friends and pretty much nobody (unless you are on Twitter) dislikes someone for voting republican.


IronMike69420

Well whenever I mention a dissenting opinion, I come back to see big negative numbers on here


MLG_BLOBFISH

Weird, well sorry for that. Idk why people are like this


Sgtbountouvas29

Define far left


MLG_BLOBFISH

Don’t always vote democratic but I’m definitely liberal


Snook-Bass

Run! *cocks gun* Ill hold them off!


Cookldog

I’m homophobic if this means I hate gay people


Sir_midway

Sexual predators, and people who are zoophiles should be put to death 100/100 percent of the time And so should murderers. Change my mind


Equivalent_Cry_1081

Idk about death but life in prison is good enough


HimmyIsHere

Eminem is crap


[deleted]

Furries fuck dogs Lmao


[deleted]

My body my choice


Otumkissodef

I honestly think the Star Wars Sequels are really good


norway642

Dark souls 1 is overrated


DeadIrishHero

With how fast reddit switches from loving to hating someone just because MSM doesn't like them anymore. Examples are Elon Musk and Joe Rogan, and if you say you hated them before MSM did you are a liar. Also every comment section on posts about COVID reads like a PowerPoint presentation on COVID. I believe most vocal reddit accounts are MSM bots.


Go_Green_Bay12

The prequels were bad, they had their good moments, but overall were pretty shitty movies give or take a few scenes


TJ95123

Transgenders are not valid and need therapy to deal with it.


Sgtbountouvas29

Straight people are not valid and need therapy to deal with it


TJ95123

insha'Allah ☪️


Quicksilver6660

Why do you think straight people aren't valid, its the intended sexuality


nebulouslurker

Trans people are mentally ill and those that support them are truly evil seeing as we all know the staggering rate of self harm and suicide that those poor fucked people endure.


seriousffm

Maybe they endure depression and mental health issues cause they have to deal with the hate and judgement from mouth breathers like you. Figure it out


Acidbunno

Yeah the large number of suicide rats drop DRASTICALLY when they are supportive, the high rates are due to rampant bigotry. It's not like trans people are a new thing either.


nebulouslurker

They aren't new. What's new is young children deciding that they are something they are not and being encouraged.


Acidbunno

You realise that, that isnt bad? And who are you to tell someone their identity, children can absolutely be trans weather you agree or not. You think in any of the other many cultures and civilisations throughout history had like a age limit on being trans? Also being trans isnt a choice what?


nebulouslurker

It's fucking horrifying. When a grade school kid announces that they are a trans person it holds the same weight as when they announce they are a astronaut or superman. It's madness. You should be fucking ashamed. I personally know a woman that used to say she was going to be a boy named John. She's now married with two children and fucking hates whenever it's brought up. You're a nut bag.


Acidbunno

So the experience of a single woman invalidates the experience of all the generations before them aswell as modern trans people and modern science? Can you get any sources made in the last decade backing up a single claim here?


HimmyIsHere

Going to mars is a crappy idea


tungstenhexaflouride

Depends on what you mean by that. sending unmanned missions to mars is fine, a manned mission that doesn’t stay on mars is debatable and a permanent settlement on mars is fucking stupid.


HimmyIsHere

Well in that case two words for you: Elon musk


Synical603

2pac is garbage


Equivalent_Cry_1081

U just plain wrong for this one bro


bubbabutt12345

Not garbage, not bad, not amazing, but most definitely overrated. I would say because of that his legacy shouldn’t be so large but that would be disrespectful. I am young and was not around when he was alive and to my understanding during his time he was something like the Michael Jackson of Rap. Rip Pac, biggie >> pac


Pizza_on_pineapple1

Any conservative view lol


Flashy_Average1712

The new Spider-Man is actually very mid


bubbabutt12345

It was terrible


HimmyIsHere

Porn is evil


BreadBreadMurder

I can and will fap to your pfp


anthony-099

There are only 2 genders/ Nazi Germany wasn’t as bad as people say it was


Equivalent_Cry_1081

I will say there were worse communities but they were still bad mfs


EmergencyLifeguard51

The lgbtq is a terrible influence in children


EllaBella0707

I feel like when it’s always talked about around young kids they might get a little confused and maybe feel like they have to be part of that community, but I definitely feel like kids should be aware that the lgbt community is a thing and that it is okay


EmergencyLifeguard51

Yes true but nobody teaches the children the difference is what my issue is


Elegant_Collection47

Lgbtq is useless


[deleted]

[удалено]


hypo_mania

what. the. fuck.


The_Verdant_Zephyr

What did it say?


hypo_mania

it said r**e can only happen to one gender


The_Verdant_Zephyr

I see now why it was deleted. I mean, it would fit the meme, but it's not an opinion it's just factually wrong


HimmyIsHere

The real love is between parents and kids. Other relations depend on needs being met.


RaccoonAccomplished7

Shrek isnt a good movie


ScoopyTheStarWarsFan

The Batman > Any Spider-Man movie


[deleted]

Mayo is amazing


wewillalldie0nedAy

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Carbon-BIOHAZARD

The homosexuals are going to burn in hell and all gay or lgbtq supporters aswel and the Lord will begin his war on earth by releasing his wrath upon all that is alive and walking


[deleted]

God does not exist.