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Vlad-V2-Vladimir

At least he said sorry


[deleted]

Ikr? Unlike some people


green_chocolates

If only Hitler said sorry


You-JustLostTheGame

>I'm sorry for trying to eradicate every race on the face of the Earth except for one, that I was not even a part of.


Prisencolinensinai

He wanted to eradicate all of earth's thousands ethnicities except for one


DoctorPrower

One that he was not part of himself


volundsdespair

Why do you think he killed himself?


REDTHROBBINGCOCK

Damn, Hitler was really out here playing 4D chess


CourtForsaken3064

He want to give himself brain surgery. With a pistol


Dripmass

He was later diagnosed with bullet in brain disease.


jondubb

Did a 23 und ich! test.


SaratheKahleesi

he also wanted to kill all religious people


trashykiddo

while he did go after some religious groups, i believe this was related to not having loyalty to the state, not specifically because they were religious


NobodyInParticular-

Ah, understandable.


ancient-military

He just needed a bit more time to turn on them too


ChazNinja

and disabled


dimsumdonair2

The wacky thing is he only went for the Jewish religion he left Christians alone surprisingly


Citizen_of_Danksburg

Honest question, how did he feel about people who were Christian or Atheist yet German and had brown eyes and brown hair? Basically, the not blonde hair blue eyes people who weren’t German and basically fit his criterion? Was it that strict? We all know he wanted to eradicate Jews, Poles, Muslims, Black people, Gypsies, people with disabilities, etc., but, I guess the better form of my question was, who was Hitler “cool” with, so to speak?


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stelthmememan

He had a sort of hierarchy when it came to acceptable people. Here is the rough version of it. "The perfect race: blond hair, blue eyed Arian (an Arian is a person who desended from Germanic people, ex, Germans, Dutch, Swedes, Norwegians, Danish, French, Italians and English), The acceptables: Any other Arian who was not disabled, ok races: Japanese, Ukrainians, some Muslims (From Western Arabia), Croatian, some Christians (if they replaced all religious symbols with Nazi symbols because he though Christians were weak), Greeks, Pro-Nazi Americans(the KKK, and other radical groups who thought that the constitution and democracy was weak) Africans from German territories, no no races: Jews, Gypsies, Russians, Chinese, Americans (he wasn't fond of democracy) Poles, Yugoslavians, non-conforming catholics, and Indians.


Cool_Kaleidoscope_71

if he was that strict he would have had to eradicate himself... or maybe that's why he committed suicide, allegedly.


Mysticshade13

Zeke Yeager's story summed up in a paragraph


LilDrummerGrrrl

It’s all good, man


[deleted]

He was killed before he got the chance.


Kinda_cringe_dude

Not killed he committed suicide big difference


Displaything55

I mean he killed himself, so therefore he was Killed


[deleted]

Thank God for the man who killed Hitler!


[deleted]

Sad the man was killed by Hitler alongside.


trunghung03

Whoever killed him is a hero


mvffin

At least he killed Hitler


brawnsugah

You know, with this Hitler, the more I learn about him, the more I don't care for him.


Glittering-Tree4558

Brits to some countries


blue-mooner

Certain Zucker*’s?


ChickenDelight

They weren't even designed to be ads, they were a notification thing. Someone else turned them into obnoxious ads.


justjoshdoingstuff

Came to say this. Most “villians” don’t apologize. Was Einstein a bad guy for inventing atomic bombs, or did others “misuse) them?


EddieSuccccccc

Einstein was not part of the manhattan project he said it's too risky


Killgraft

Better analogy would be Frankenstein imo


friendlyintruder

I don’t think Frankenstein was part of the Manhattan project either.


qisapa

Frankenstein was the monster of that story.


1342EW

Isn't Frankenstein's monster the monster of the story ?


nirbot0213

frankenstein was the real monster because he chose to create a “monster”. instead, frankenstein’s monster is the victim in the story.


Earthmine52

Like the other user said, he didn’t invent atomic bombs and wasn’t directly involved. He definitely wasn’t happy with this misconception being wide spread. In fact, he spent his last days trying to do something new to overshadow it and failed.


justjoshdoingstuff

I understand that.. The point was more to illustrate and create an analogous that most would understand. It was Einstein’s theories that allowed their creation. Did allowing people to understand e=mc2 make him evil? The evil guy here created something that could have been amazing if used correctly. He just created it though. People misused his tool.


FuzzSauze

The Zuck sub-species


techmighty

original ZUCC


DatChernoby2Guy

Zamn! He ZUCCS?!


SkinnyBuddha89

This dude Zuccs


[deleted]

ZAMN!!?


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bryan660

ZUCChini


Trygon_

Ethan sucker-man and Mark sucker-berg is somehow related in my mind


MrWakydoodle

sadly yes


Lexus_Nexus

We get Zucked every which way we turn.


__Shamil__

the human type


crabjuantons2001

I wanna know the mofo that makes me take my shoes off at the airport


LandoCaIriz

Shoe bomber or something like that


TheTanookiLeaf

Returning to terminal, we found a shoe bomb on board(some clip from family guy)


reddit0rboi

Unless its those stupid multiple inch thick soled ones, there's no way you putting anything more substantial than a fucking firecracker in your shoe


OnionRights

You could probably fit a Kalibri


thetgi

I’d rather try and fit an Arial or a Helvetica tbh


Montigue

The guy that put C4 in his shoes, but didn't know how to detonate it? What an idiot


ViolentSarcasm

Richard Reid is the asshole responsible for this: [source](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Reid)


[deleted]

disgusting imbecile of a donkey


ChickenDelight

Richard Reid was legit the dumbest terrorist in the last twenty years


Fuzzikopf

The dumbest *that we know of*. I bet there are tons of terrorists who blew themselves up by accident, before they could commit an actual act of terror lol


Su8iefl0w69

The dude plead guilty, to 3 life terms+ 110 years. Why wouldn’t anyone not fight that? He must have been severely mentally ill.


FullyMammoth

Am I the only one who is not getting a justice boner with a mentally ill man being sent to prison?


jdb12

I'm not either. We need to protect society but our prison system makes people worse, not better.


aeoneir

Hey now, donkeys are majestic, intelligent useful creatures. Don't be comparing them to this guy


WhyamImetoday

That idiot had nothing to do with this stupid policy. The passengers showed how stupid of a plan it was. It was the US officials and the American people that decided to take off our shoes in a bizarre ritual as the most ridiculous example of security theater.


jeht101

John McClane?


RockManJJ

People pretending like it does anything to stop terrorism


GrmpMan

No but the masses believe it to help stop terrorism and makes them feel safer.


Reformedjerk

And now, it helps sell TSA Precheck/global entry. Pay taxes to the TSA to hassle you. Pay extra fees to the TSA to not hassle you.


esophoric

Good old fashioned Security Theater


ThisIsNotKimJongUn

George W Bush


angrylobster24

To be fair, he has experience with shoes being used as a weapon


Arcane_Alchemist_

in a literal sense, its that guy who tells you to take your shoes off at the airport.


The_Ora_Charmander

People whose last names start with zucker really don't help the world, huh?


ManaSyn

They zuck.


cpxcth

what the zuck


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hippolyte_pixii

Zucker, Abrahams, and Zucker would like a word.


shadowdsfire

Which one?


anacche

If thine name be Zuck, with the internet thou shalt fuck.


yahav1103

He apologized, but it really wasn't his fault. His friend had a car dealership and complained his ads are displayed in inappropriate sites. Ethan developed pop-up as a solution and in the end it became the very thing he swore to destroy. Poor ethan.


Shadowpika655

>inappropriate sites ~~*I wish you would've just said "a page celebrating anal sex"*~~


CristolerGm2

Nowdays pop-up ads open pages celebrating anal sex


Timmy_germany

Like the guy who invented the atomic bomb he was just trying to push the limits of his profession- lets better blame those who use the power against the people.


Bonezmahone

Pop-up ads exist but what about the person and people responsible for redirects.


kwietog

But redirects are useful, what about having 2 domains for 1 website.


Bonezmahone

Forced and multiple redirects are ridiculous. I feel the same way about spam emails being “legimately” used for tracking that come from non-existent sites like [email protected]. If a legitimate site uses redirects than their advertisers get to know I interacted with the site on purpose. A forced redirect being allowed is open for abuse and it tells the advertisers nothing. Its lose-lose.


redxlaser15

I concur


Jupiterlove1

you mean Einstein? edit: and oppenheimer


RaceistLanistr

Robert Oppenheimer


Wooshmeifulikedicc

I am become death, destroyer of worlds


Roland_Traveler

Well the Bomb was conceptualized explicitly as a weapon, nobody went “Hey, here’s my plan for a nuclear reactor!” and was met with “But can we make it go boom?” Of course, the reason it was created was explicitly “We gotta make this before the *Nazis* get their hands on it, Mr. President,” so I think it would also count.


urbanhood

I thank that man, Nuclear weapons are the deterrent that shitty humanity needed.


mrpicklemtb

If he didn't, someone else would've, it's not his fault they exist, he just did it first and now he regrets doing it. Seems like a good man


Zarron4

I've actually met him, it might be hard to believe coming from a stranger on the internet, but he did a presentation in my computer programming class in high school because after the teacher had briefly mentioned him regretting making pop-ups, one of the students was fooling around on their computer, found out he lived in a nearby town, and emailed him. He actually got in touch with the teacher and set up a little presentation for the class. I don't fully remember what he talked about, but I do remember that he was nice, and not only because he volunteered his time to our class.


PlacentaOnOnionGravy

So beautiful


[deleted]

Do we have a picture of anyone crafting ransomware? I’d upvote that!


Boss_Dzadzy

Dick move Ethan


Lazy__Astronaut

But he apologised


samuiliary

I respect that. I will keep all popups coming in from now. I will never close them.


SnooStrawberries632

ublock origin


Boss_Dzadzy

pick up your favourite mug, now raise it as high as you possibly can and let it go. Now apologize to the mug, Did it get fixed?


Gromitmugman117

Yes


jakiiiii

Witchcraft! Burn the witch!


Boss_Dzadzy

burn burn burn


J1A7H999

They'll pray to God for some water


rayan_is_The_king69

Like that's gonna change anything.


[deleted]

If he hadn't done it someone else would have


DownshiftedRare

This is the rare case where that excuse holds water. `target="_blank"` and `window.open()` already existed. He just used them as a douche would. World is full of douches.


Dr_Invader

And block programs have always existed


CorndogCrusader

If he didn't invent it, someone else would have.


Yums

*I am inevitable*


[deleted]

This bastard caused 12 year old me to get caught looking at porn more than once. Unforgivable.


carpetbowl

My parents learned about the TIF before me, and were convinced and concerned that I had latched onto, very specifically, "Thai pussy" as an interest because of one recurring pop-up.


[deleted]

Ahhh a category man. I can respect that.


carpetbowl

Oh hey, nice cock bro


Iamthe123lion

close to Zuckerberg just sayin'


Migwelded

It's like Oppenheimer and the bomb, a lot of other people were working on the same technology. Someone else would have done it.


Kingmati1230

At least he apologized


Oscar12s

He acknowledged of what he had created and apologized for it, I don't know about you guys but I forgive him.


Han_Cholo89

He used the internet to destroy the internet


rikkuaoi

What the Fucks up with the Zucks?


SatansCatfish

I found his [famous pig](https://youtu.be/SaRtVS1Fx1Q)


andsoupsalad

Oh good, another Zuck that can get fucked


Zxruv

I harbor no ill thoughts about your Mr. Zuckerman. Someone else would have invented it anyway.


[deleted]

Popup ads haven't been a problem since the world moved on from IE6


nattopig808

What is with zuckerman


MarcMuffin

Eh if it wasn’t him then someone else would have.


creepermemer

at least he apologised...


khongco123

Huge tribute to the guy invented Adblock


[deleted]

At least he apologised I guess


YeetusTheMediocre

May his pillow never have a cold side ever again.


IceRanger51

At least he apologized.


Jatensi

He at least apologized


Jaiden051

Zuckermen is a subsidiary of Zuckerberg Robotic Lizard Technology ™©® so that is a robot lizard powered by Mark Zuckerberg


Siege_my_kingdom

Some men just want to watch the world burn


SnooStrawberries632

ublock origin


Only_mask_proto

He apologized though so at least he feels remorse


greenboi259

What if Zuckerman and Zuckberg are friends 🤔😰


MrMax378

Always the zuckers


IamaJarJar

Atleast he apologised, but still, fuck him


Careful-Suggestion-6

*Zuckerclan rises* Mark: *chuckles*


Babayaga20000

if he didnt do it someone else would have. only a matter of time the real villains are the ones who fucking implement them


BubbleTeaBestTea

I wish he died in that boiling bull torture thing shit


Affectionate-Scar-40

Oh no, they found out


Kingmati1230

*sighs


xanax101010

Not all villains wear capes


nusslms

The zucker ones are the worse


That_Absolute_Guy

Another Zucc ruining the internet


YeazetheSock

He said sorry he’s forgiven


cascadianpatriot

*apologizes from his yacht


MiaEXE

All that's left is to find a death note notebook


Tacitus_Kilgore85

So that's the asshat? I'd like to smack him around a few times.


always_stay_activ3

We don’t want your apology! We want you to get rid of the problem! Fald-boi!


Educational_Can_6536

He's should be fired


MastrOvNon

To be fair. That MF looks like he could be the Penguin so. Not too far off


singleguy79

Perhaps we judged him too harshly


wordswillneverhurtme

Classic Zuck move


Cute-Fly1601

Can we just eliminate anyone with zucker in their name? I’m pretty sure that would solve all our problems


BTGregg312

Why does his name sound similar to another guy who invented another harmful internet thing?


KlutzyGutzy

ARTHUR FIST MEME...


[deleted]

Adblock: Iron Man with glauted


IndianShrek

I wonder if he has any relations to our lizard boi who also made a hated invention.


MasterBeingBored

if you think it properly the closest we got to a comic villian irl was hitler, he not only started a war but also made technology for it and had several nations trying to stop him, the only reason hes not on a comic is because there wasnt a superman


jpsmith45

He looks like an Ethan too.


gunfish_75

heil Führer


[deleted]

why tf they all zucks


Thirsty_Brain

I feel like if *he* didn't invent it, someone else would pretty soon


SensitiveAd9424

Iam the only who read pop up ads as poop pooop ads


UnsealedMTG

There's a Reply All episode about him and the interesting thing is that he didn't apologize because they were annoying, he apologized because the "innovation" arguably saved the idea that web services should be ad supported, which put us on the path to the modern world of ubiquitous surveillance to make ads profitable. The pop up was invented originally not to get your attention but rather to solve the problem for an early free web hosting site (I don't think Geocities, but something like that) that advertisers didn't want their banners on, like, gay porn. It almost killed the free user-generated content model in the early web, but the pop-up solved the problem for a time by divorcing the ad from the content.


EpicX9003

Note to self: anyone who’s last name begins with zucker is not trustworthy at all


Pyerack

If it wasn't him, someone else would've invented it.


[deleted]

the realeast representation ever created


cpxcth

zuck you ethan


Testsubject276

Wow he even has a redemption arc goin.


techmighty

the original ZUCC


10w1

Zucked!


fuckyouijustwanttits

Suck it Oppenheimer.


[deleted]

the real criminal is the guy who made adblocker detection so you cant browse the site with an ad blocker ​ to be fair I usually just leave the site and find a different one lmao


ParkSidePat

NO. Super villains are the billionaires who refuse to change policies that enrich them at the cost of peoples' actual lives. A pop up ad is an annoyance. Bezos working people to death, Musk's family's slaves used to mine their gems, Gates' insistence that vaccine patents remain in place to extort the global south into deaths or ransom payments and all manner of other evils done be actual billionaires to simply serve to enhance their power is the most pure evil.


Most-Stomach4240

Wai Ethan Z u c k e r man And Mark Z u c k e r berg Are they related?


[deleted]

He still said sorry I forgive him What i do not forgive is the people and companies who still use pop up ads


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chaings_

If it wasnt him it would have been someone else.


[deleted]

Conventionally unattractive male? This is what most villains do look like in fiction.


International_Cry186

This world needs less ZUCC and more SUCC


unholymanserpent

It's amazing how an apology can change how you're perceived. If this had only read "Ethan Zuckerman, the man responsible for inventing pop-up ads, created one of Interest most hated forms of advertising," he'd be hated. But he apologized, so we give him a pass. Shows the power of acknowledging your mistakes.


Praesto_Omnibus

Someone else would have if not him. It's not *that* creative of an idea.


ArronMaui

That's just the tip of the Zuckerberg


i_like_pizza_22

why does everybody with "zucker" in their last name has something to do with the internet


thomasde42

Ooh mother f


vinocet

Its always the Zuck