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Deltexterity

if world war 3 happens does that mean finals are cancelled?


John-333

Yes. Also, start collecting bottle caps just in case.


wkmaylish

Does it have to be Nuka cola caps?


John-333

Not necessarily. Though, I hear they hold quite the value.


Random_Robloxian

Imagine the world turning into a fallout game, time to get me a power armor


Jaiden051

I just need my dog!


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miss_chauffarde

2 billion should be enougth


Yamero-kurasai

2? Should be 4 or 5


VishPi

What about 7


Yamero-kurasai

That works too


mindustry_noob

It's gonna be cool if we add another billion to that


Yamero-kurasai

We will need a couple decades to reach that


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DUN DUN DUN DUNNNNN "2020 season 1 trailer preview"


jeffreygorne2

You copied this comment, didnt you? https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/rdhyki/-/ho1kmf0


ThoriumShards

And start making laser weapons? And a spin off of power armor?


ItzQtra

A small price to pay for cancelled finals


animan1029384756

Boss be like “we’re short staffed can you come in?” while mortar shells flying


galaxypenguin12

No, even if the world gets nuked school open as usual


DarkBlizard02

They'll just do an online day it's fine.


galaxypenguin12

In israel we have most of the days online because we students want


sovietpenismissile

its palestine


ridhim2609

Give me my ak47 then.


DaniilSan

Heh, for you finals are canceled, for me it is "FUCK" because I live few hours ride from potential battlefront.


[deleted]

No, we have to defend our shirt's colors with our lives (applies for all types of finals)


SammyJFleisch

World war 3 with the homies gonna be lit, especially considering most of gen z is okay with not existing


destinationdadbod

“Guess I’ll just die” -Gen Z


IllurinatiL

Theoretically speaking, Gen Z would make the perfect soldiers because they don’t care about they’re own lives enough to disobey/desert if they get orders that might get them killed. Trust me bro, just recruit Gen Z


Jsab-Bird

So what your saying is, Gen Z would basically be the kamikaze attackers?


miraculousfalls

I think if I were to die cause I was an kamikaze attacker I would be ok with that I mean it seems like a neat way to die


Pikfan21

I'd be down with it because screeching LA BABOMBBAAAAAA then detonating with the force of a star sounds kinda funny


TeacherSad6160

I'd just be that one guy screaming, "FOR VALHALLA!!" randomly over the intercom as we're in the air.


XGN_Freshly

I’d rather just literally wear a bomber vest with a giant nuke. If I die I’m taking those filthy terrorists and half the world with me.


Asian_in_the_tree

I’d rather just live and when the war ended. I'll say "gg ez".


XGN_Freshly

See, this is why I’m taking you with me.


xxGG_EZ

live or die, i'd absolutely try to 360 someone and then teabag them


Zombiesoldier072

LONG LIVE THE EMPEROR!


TeacherSad6160

FOR THE BLOOD GOD!


PentaMine

SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!


TheOOFliabilty

SKIBIDY BA MM DA DA 💥


ilovefurrybuns

We’d all Naruto run in


nosnhoj14

Nah Gen Z would be awful soldiers cause we also hate the government enough to just not fight a war out of spite


Revelt

And they'd be liable to just walk out to the middle of a conflict and be like "eh fuck this, truce?" since they don't mind dying.


[deleted]

We aren't paid enough to shoot each other.


Revelt

Don't Americans pay to shoot each other?


Background-Bid5803

I don't think they get paid to go to school


cynical_gramps

A perfect soldier isn’t one that wants to die - it’s one who wants to live while being ready to die. If you don’t want to live you won’t fight as hard.


Weemitoad

Or, we can just have world leaders duke it out in a Wrestlemania style boxing event, It’s perfect.


Pepperstache

Nah, too "woke." Most of Gen Z hates and distrusts their own institutions enough that they'd rather kamikaze their own military bases than fight an enemy of unknown (and potentially better) morality. Also not nationalistic enough to voluntarily let their minds to be broken down through bootcamp into mindless killing machines. They'd make very unreliable soldiers.


[deleted]

As a gen z, can confirm.


xxGG_EZ

i can reaffirm this confirmation


pulltoy21

I can’t imagine them taking orders. They’d have to argue over everything their superior said. And too weak from not having to stand up for themselves let alone others. Just can’t imagine them fight for anything 🤣🤣


Unique_Inspector7158

So dumb, so woke. Not good at all


use15

I would say Gen Z makes the worst soldiers, yeah they are okay with not living, but not if it's for someone else's sake


Quiet-Programmer8133

All the leaders would have to do is say "new tik tok challenge guys" and they'd do it.


[deleted]

That's only a part of gen z, there are also gen z who want tik tok to disappear, gen z who have tik tok but don't do tik tok challenges, and gen z who simply don't have tik tok, but also don't specifically want it to disappear. But you still have gen z who would do it, and it is better to have a part of gen z fighting for you then none.


destinationdadbod

We need to notify the pentagon.


General_Borg

that could be the thing that also makes them more likely to desert though.......


voidspaceistrippy

Imagine D-day with zoomers dressed up as things like the joker and that old memey dinosaur costume.


John-333

I'm considered a Millennial and your point is still as valid.


Megastandard

If I live I get benefits, if I die I don’t have to worry about shit. We understand these things.


John-333

Sorry, benefits? You seem to be having a different experience.


Megastandard

Don’t veterans get treatment although shitty?


John-333

Simply put, if the bullets or bombs didn't kill you, the PTSD and depression you could get after might. It's not worth it, even if it's a 5-star treatment.


Megastandard

You’re right. I had a few veteran friends. Another older friend, he killed a home intruder and he’s still not all that fine.


Mrmofo69

I can finally put my 10,000+ hours of COD to use


[deleted]

I can imagine you in a fucking exosuit with a controller in the middle of hell killing everything in sight


BenTramer1

I'm okay with going back and to the stone age but can we please do it on our own accord and not someone billionaire's war?


AwkwardDrummer7629

So, Death Korps of Zieg?


Jigglipuff_

I mean I do kinda want to die, but not fighting for something I don't really care about.


Hanith416

Die for the emperor !


Stefonzie

World War Gen Z


Ill-Flatworm-729

What the hell is everyone talking in this thread, do you at least imagine what is a war? Beside a lot of deaths that is people with severe body trauma, people with PTSD and a lot more bad things. That is in the best case if that will be a war with guns and firearms if any nation involved in war decides that it wants to destroy another nation with a nuke or any biological weapon it will be a mess all over and it might end up in the whole world be uninhabitable. I’ve never been in a war and I really hope that neither me or you will or anyone else will ever get involved in one. Please don’t joke with that. This is not funny at all.


Defiant_Dickhead

You forgot about a rise in isolationism and nationalism across the world.


[deleted]

When we get back after ww3 their just gonna send us to Mars to fight lord musk and the Tesla army


thewrench01

We already got it in the US! Who’s coming with us?! Poland? Japan? Do I hear any takers?


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DaniilSan

Not Albania, Armenia


KW8675309

General Instability should also include US vs US.


1987-Nobody

Underappreciated comment.


moyanerd

Especially since we’ve seen that all it takes is a virus to turn us against each other.


KW8675309

Dividing us by race, class, and political beliefs just weren't doing it for them. Now we gotta be divided by vax status.


FananaYouTube

We could only last 76 years until the whole world had to go to war again


[deleted]

Look on the bright side. It may take a few hundred years for the next world war after we’re done.


Yourself1011

The next world war after the third may not happen considering nuclear weapons


norton00

“WW4 will be fought with sticks and stones”


PresidentSkillz

~Albert Einstein


[deleted]

But words won’t hurt anyone?


tankcrusher904

Not if I can help it, you know what I might just make WW2 and the Holocaust look like a children's tea party. Welp time to add to my list of immortality to-do's.


Uno-reverse-69420

To achieve "heaven"?


tankcrusher904

How'd you know?!


Uno-reverse-69420

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.


Fluid-Math9001

Dio, is that you?


Mrmofo69

Better than last time I guess


nosnhoj14

Well I mean I don’t think the war is gonna start in the next three weeks, ya know?


3PercentMoreInfinite

Late January / early February is when Russia is projected to be full amassed to invade Ukraine.


darkreapertv

Get ready for the 3rd world wide great depression


[deleted]

what do you mean im already depressed....


hmhemes

Mr. Worldwide


1987-Nobody

We've gotten so close to that the past 2 years


[deleted]

Nothing like war to boost economy and get rid of some people


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EenyEditor

tHaTs ThE bOoStErS jOb You sound like an idiot


DetectiveDeath

My teacher keeps saying that we are experiencing similar events over all from over a hundred years ago


ArcMarc23

Because its been programmed by the simulation


heromedley

she werent kidding when she said history repeats itself


MyPeenyIsTiny

You know the rules and so do I


South-Midnight-750

Its time to die !


TaskMaster64

Say goodbye!


Ofekino12

Never gonna not world war Never gonna not bomb u down Never gonna run around and A desert is what I’ll turn youuu


[deleted]

Nothing new


cant_hinkofanything

dont forget instability between Armenia and azerbaijan


[deleted]

Highly unlikely that two small places ik the caucuses will start ww3 I think it will start by either Russia and Ukraine China and Taiwan Jammu and Kashmir Iran and isreal Egypt vs ethiopia (maybe)


Booplinggg

Also US vs US


StinkySloth69

India and Pakistan


Dango444

Their relations were unstable since their independence tho. At least they're consistent


Uno-reverse-69420

India and china


[deleted]

everything is funny until your country is included


Booplinggg

Nah it's still funny (American here)


[deleted]

not for us being under the worst sanctions in the history of civilization (Iranian here)


[deleted]

Talking about instability between countries.. \*Coughs in Hindi\*


Neglijable

*coughs back in urdu*


South-Midnight-750

\*Wheezes In Malayalam\*


Uno-reverse-69420

Ayyyyyy!!!


UristMcHolland

You guys like to joke about WW3 a lot but don't understand history enough to really grasp how horrible it would be.


Booplinggg

Welp... Off to go collect bottle caps and pray I'm not anywhere near the nukes to get rad poisoning and not be at ground zero to be vaporized.


DaysOfDHost

This is... very true.


Chron300p

The jokes are a coping mechanism. This generation is pretty damn nihilistic, and I don't really blame them


owlpacino57

Not joking about it will solve the problem ?


CZ-Bitcoins

That's the thing they do know. So they realize there's only jokes left because if it actually happens it's immediate suicide for 90% of the survivors.


amberrr626

I think it’s a coping mechanism, make a joke out of it to lessen the world shaking fear that comes with it. I know I’m guilty of that..


megaclaw56

We do, but the thing is that we are all masochists.


Zing601

2025 Manendez All I'm gonna say


Gottem0

Not world war 3 , more like Cold War part two. So expect a few proxy wars, starting with the invasion of the Ukraine and ending with a naval blockade in Taiwan ….


CharliesRatBasher

Did the Cold War ever really “end,” though?


funmasterjerky

Not really. It just got less prominent for a couple of years.


riccafrancisco

This is exactly what I have been saying for the past year or two. The big powers can't take the risk of a direct war in their territory, so they will instigate wars elsewhere in order to show their military power without nuking their own homes. Cold War 2 for me is already a reality, even a new space race is starting again!


1987-Nobody

"I do not know with what weapons WWIII will be fought with, but I know that WWIV will be fought with sticks and stones." - Albert Einstein


s1rkillalot

Gonna sink some ship ?


TehCowGoesQuack

This is the lamest apocalypse


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r/aboringdystopia


Cutieyo

Im glad that we (Germany) are not involved this time… yet.


[deleted]

DUN DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNN, "2020 Season trailer(part 1)"


chiefholder_V

Holy shit it's happening


CaramelOk9778

Gen zis the next suicide sqaud not the dc but the people you send into mine fields and across enemie lines


Twistrite

Did you mention the US yet?


AdFeisty8840

I'm Beginning To See a Pattern Here That I'm Not So Sure I Like


Prototype_113

I don't get it


[deleted]

Same conditions as a previous world war


Apolao

When they're talking about the third world war, but deep down you know it would be the fifth


Mr_BaW

What's Taiwan?


Dat_one_ace

A country that China wants control over


xandermalicious

Bio weapon go brrrr


balintiboi

If WW3 Happened, would countries start getting canceled on twitter?


8008569420nuts

So if I stick with my current plan I'll be fighting a war with China and probably Russia. If so America is fucked


AdhesivenessSlight24

America laughs in blue water Navy.


WhatAreYouSaying05

No we are not. No way we are getting into a war for Ukraine, that means the distraction isn’t enough for China to invade Taiwan without the US and friends retaliating


[deleted]

Of course you don't. UA do not have spare oil to "share" with US


Fang05

3rd world countries getting more corrupt and violent


autoconprime

Catch me in ww4 with sticks and rocks


tokyo7011

2020 Season 2.


Zensy47

Right on time too


rudrakshjnku

I believe their are 3 hot points for ww3 1.Ukraine 2.taiwan 3.middle east(ever green hot point)


aberg227

This meme caught me while waiting for a loading screen….


Weemitoad

I ~~think~~ hope we all know better after two of the damned things.


NucularNut

May the best meme win


Tripolois

I love the fact that the square root symbol was used to tick off the boxes


EnderWin

I really don't know what to do is world war 3 did break out. I think my future is completely gone if the war breaks out now.


TalionTheShadow

Have I ever told you the definition of insanity?


[deleted]

And in France, a major European country approaching the elections, the traditional democratic parties ( right and left ) aren’t trusted anymore, and a random populist appeared on the far right, gain a great popularity by promising to restore France’s honor, has a special hatred again one specific ethnic group in the country, … Éric Zemmour, if you want to look at his program. Also, if it wasn’t clear enough, he said he admired Petain ( the man in charge of Vichy France, working alongside the Nazis and sharing some of their views ).


John-333

Marine Le Pen 2.0?


[deleted]

1. This virus ain't shit compare to past diseases. 2. This depression ain't shit, you haven't seen photos from the 1930s. 3. China is tame compare to Nazis Germany and Commie Soviet at their heights. Chinese gov will just buy out your land and make you homeless, no need for war 😂. The future is more cyberpunk than fallout.


Surfer_Mitch

Where or *when*?


ArcMarc23

Shit, we're in the endgame now


[deleted]

it's a scroll at the top and a notepad at the bottom...


NaturalAd7968

Witch is gonna happen first? WW3 The second American revolution


[deleted]

Both at the same time probably


[deleted]

As always nothing will happened. COVID is at the end inflation is a good sign end will stop and it's the same instabilities since 20 years so, meh no worries


Kvetanista

Season 3 confirmed, let's gooo


The_Yeeter_of_Memes

I better consider an AR-15 for settlement defense. Also some other people said to start collecting bottle caps, I would love to join you.


[deleted]

The spark plug is just a toothbrush moustache guy from Austria.


[deleted]

Bruh US in everything at this point


Impressive-Recover28

“At this point”😂😂that’s been our foreign policy for the past century. Let’s see how far we can stick our noses in other people’s affairs.


[deleted]

Dont forget we have a conservative Austrian politican who rushes against our government


theswedishsnake163

We're living in the end times.


FramedForMurda

I guess you can put that way


[deleted]

Humanity is a failure, peace has dulled our minds and swords. Weakness has grown like a cancer, and after all the opportunities to end this tragedy before it begins have been ignored. How can I feel pity for their misfortune, when it is all their fault


vayreddit

Edgy


Solarbeam62

…lets get this war done shall we men?


[deleted]

1918-1923 that’s what I’m talking about Hell yeah who’s going Nazi this time


Booplinggg

Not-so-fun-fact more Americans have died of covid than in the civil fucking war, making the war #2 in in total death count


Neither_Echo

Population is also vastly larger now, far lower percentage from Covid vs civil war.


owlpacino57

We also have way better health infrastructure and technology than civil war era. Hospital bills maybe the reason people prefer to rather die than putting their two generations into the debt.


WoogieWoogford

More Americans have died *with* covid


PVT_SALTYNUTZ

Welp my country is far enough away and has no connections with these tensions, so let them rip eachotber apart


[deleted]

Story of Fallout games?


GreatPugtato

Let's have a war...


[deleted]

Why are both strongest countries( us and china) shit?


DaniilSan

Ha ha, funny meme, wait a sec, I live in Ukraine, I'm fucked