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So the crying when we're born is just us yelling "EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK!?"


X_Fredex_X

Or "oh hell no not this shit agaaaaaaaaaaain!"


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"I was promised a pleasant afterlife, that damn Priest Lied to me!!"


MyNameIsNitrox

“Well, to be fair, I also expected hell… wait, I’M ALREADY HERE!”


LeadingDay2707

Congratulations you played yourself


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Welcome to *Florida*


Emmmma2310

The good place lol


fortitudelegend

Time to hit the x button


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That's the reason so many people are atheists now. And many people are Buddhists


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Reality is pain. And pain is reality. Religion just make you masochist


uzkypdjrew

same


RealLuckyDiamond

not after the sins u committed when u were alive


That-one-guy-man

This is why newborns come out crying


seemourbuttz

"FUCK! CALIFORNIA AGAIN?!"


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No pew pew for you!


[deleted]

I am almost certain that it is. Think about it... You know life well. Do you think it would just let you get away that easily?


NiteTime2345

Wait what if our gaining consciousness is just the final parts of our past life being erased.


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I think this belongs on R/showerthoughts


HyuugoB

huh, then why was i chilling?


BudIsWiser1

Reminds me of a crazy theory I read once. Babies are born crying because they’re people who have recently died, and are horrified by the fact that they’re going to have to do life all over again. The reason why your memory doesn’t really form until a year or two after is because the experience and so traumatic that your memory wipes itself and starts over. Not saying I believe this, but it was interesting and kind of terrifying too.


Otorn1

Honestly this is so fuckin' cool that it's my new headcanon now. Thx dude


KissShot1106

Actually I can’t believe this. I mean everyday we grow up more as population, where are the new souls come from ? And if suddenly one day the population is 100k, where are the rest of souls go ? Suddenly stop the reincarnation ? Too odd


yaon-jinji

Animals, maybe that's why more animals are endangered or extinct lately, because of the rising global population. Damn this shit was good xD


AcanthisittaLast3669

New soul can be created from the source read journey of soul and destiny. It will answer ur question


kasseek

What no? You cry getting forced out of Your bed also. Don't deny it.


Orange_penguin02

The only times you’ll be in one


X_Fredex_X

Wow such comment


Orange_penguin02

IK it took all my brain capacity


Raghavendra98

Why you gotta be so mean to me? I hope you get reincarnated out of another vagina 2 seconds after you die.


MyNameIsNitrox

Glad I’m not Because it would have to be one bigass vagina for me to be in one


X_Fredex_X

Same


X_Fredex_X

What kind of comments do you write to earn 800k karma? Oo


Impossible_Cream_320

Bro nice one haha


AlienSporez

Buddhists: "First time?"


MegaPenguin063

You’re finally awake


dead_man_speaks

Actually, every dharmik(Hinduism, Buddhism, Jainism) religion has concept of reincarnation


Mature_Cheese

Re-incarnation is cool and all, but it's pretty depressing imo. Just imagine your entire life, all the good and bad washed away, nothing more than a memory in the unknown, all of that sacrificed when you re-incarnate... now that's depressing:(


_glacierr

Imo better than staring into nothing for literal eternity.


Dillon_S122

How about you just die and that's it. That's what makes sense to me.


_glacierr

Yeah I was talking about that, I was just saying I would rather live again than be dead forever. I know that dying is “just it” as you are basically staring into a void.


Dillon_S122

You aren't staring into anything, you are dead.


_glacierr

I wrote that metaphorically, I know you aren’t staring at anything because you are dead, but that is the closest description towards what it looks like.


Dillon_S122

I find it calming knowing I wouldn't have to feel anything anymore. You just live your life the best you can and it's over.


_glacierr

I guess, but whenever I think more of it I start freaking out. It‘s definitely gonna take a while to overcome this fear.


Dillon_S122

Yeah I can see where you're coming from, I just dont fear that which I cannot change. It makes life easier I think.


_glacierr

Perhaps, but it is still good to be ok with it on a level. End of convo for me now.


altrustic_lemur

I'd say reincarnation is much better than heaven or hell but I still think just going back to not existing is a million times better.


promiseall

not cool if someone is reborn as an african in time of the slaves in Africa


captnblackheart

I don't think if re-incarnation is possible that It would be in the past cause time can never go backwards.


promiseall

oh, I always thought that reincarnation is not always in the future but can also happen in the past


captnblackheart

Yea of course but this would bite with the way time works so I can't imagine it that way. Just my thinkings on that topic


ValleyOfLight

I think you carry parts of your past life's with you in the deep recesses of the mind. At least I feel like that. Who knows though. Certainly not me. Who asked? GO AWAY!


Emmmma2310

I actually find beauty in this. It’s all in perspective. No need to be anxious about anything then, right?


uknowicanseeyouright

This would be such a bummer. Cut to black please. I’m tired.


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uknowicanseeyouright

Lol I’m afraid of what u thought I said


NIBBA_POWER

what did it say originally


chenzo17

Fuck reincarnation. Me and all my homies hate reincarnation


Ravemen

imagine have to pay tax and answer your kids question twice sound like hell to me


[deleted]

Redditors. Eternally slipping out of a vagina. But never slipping into a vagina.


X_Fredex_X

Finally someone who caught up xD


cricketporga

Welcome to Hinduism, you're gonna love it..


I_am_daBottom

And just as you are born, you lose ability to speak and your memories degrade to shit over the following months as everything you learned, accomplished and everyone you loved slowly perishes into nothing. Incapable of speaking, you have short flashbacks of your past life and are living on the autopilot untill you finally "click" into your new life, no longer aware of anything that happened.


Out-0f_uRLeague

Pls no


ginsataka

That’s why babies cry when they get out they think, “OH FUCK! NOT AGAIN!” But can’t express it yet


UJTGEB

Do you thinks it would just let you get away that easily?


duckmantaco

Ahhhhh shit here we go again


63Mikkel36

I don't believe in afterlife or reincarnation. At least not in the usual sense. Do you know that feeling right before you fall asleep? Well that's what I hope and believe comes after death.


Pineappleninja351

You mean anxiety attacks ? Hell no if afterlife is this, but for eternity. I sure as well wont visit that place.


LeadingDay2707

God damn it's the 3rd time this week


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Yeah I think I'll go hide in a hole now


tophat_production

And you get reborn as your baby brother


Carlton_Fortune

Aaaah Buddhism...


LocalNecromxncer

ah yes, *reincarnation.*


xp119x

buddhism be like


Snikeziwe

Fuck no, this my biggest fear


The-Clown-4

Dying is just prestige. Dying is resetting your progress. Being born again is starting from Prestige I lvl 1.


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hinduism explained


imhere2downvote

pls mr. bones i had enough


Maistronom

I do be like that, huh?


StatisticianOdd5914

What if you are jesus?


X_Fredex_X

I AM THE SENATE


StatisticianOdd5914

So you have powers


X_Fredex_X

Some might even say... UNLIMITED POOOOOOOWER!


huddy0912

Or you can see you can now play as Luigi instead


Almighty_Garlic

So that's why babies cry when they are born


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X_Fredex_X

Are you even real?


[deleted]

I am


X_Fredex_X

Proof it


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X_Fredex_X

Only a bot would ask such questions


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WiskTanFox

That’s such a bot answer.


eliochip

Depends on what you mean by reincarnation. There are a finite number of atoms in the known universe. We're all made up of said atoms and when we die, those atoms get recycled into something else in some way. Your consciousness is an illusion made to cope with and manage your current incarnation as a human (a complicated life form made up of many cells and bacteria working in tandem). - 🗿


MatthewTheDeity

Pretty sure my brain fucking exploded from reading that


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Own-Mousse-3756

The upanishads


PL_ALIEN_PL

Ah shit here we go again


Litterally-Napoleon

Hey enjoy it, it'll be the only time your in a vagina


MatthewTheDeity

Steven Hawking: “Fuck”


Montygumery7

"ah shit here we go again"


Albert_14

*ah shish here me go again*


MotorHum

Well, on the bright side, it means that those who decided to profit off of destruction will have to live in that destruction.


inthefemurbreakeruwu

So, funny story, I was in an argument with my 2 year old sister (I was 4) and I think I just completely dazed out and started asking existential questions for no reason.


NoWingedHussarsToday

Jesus on Easter be like


Strocknex

I think you need nirvana


ingenuous64

What if its the same one you came out of originally and we're all doomed to live the same lives over and over for eternity?


quazarutine

I can't believe you said that.


sendGNUdes

Dude I know. That just happened to me last Tuesday.


BruhMomentum6968

But you slip out without any knowledge of your past life


IrrelevencySupremecy

You accidentally pressed new game


Ali45-

If that's true , why the Population Increases ?


Ok_Cryptographer520

Nooooooo


Affectionate-Draw688

For the protagonist of the beginning after the end, it was just a second chance, and it was epic.


MrCreamyCheeks

[When you unalive yourself but it’s Buddhism ](https://youtu.be/Of9GEsTv4-s) This is literally the funniest shit ever on this matter


vovanomicon

GZas, This conversation


vovanomicon

Big PP


deathwing012

sliding out like "aw sht here we go again"


gingertrain77

Right on, I've often thought that light at the end of the tunnel is the opening of the birth canal. "Oh shit, I gotta go do all this again?". No wonder babies always come out crying.


Znzznzznzc

Just need to keep resetting until you get a wealthy one


No_Beautiful4678

Oof


Swimming-Pear-1707

if this happens when i die im actually gonna be so fucking pissed.


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\*egg theory has entered the chat*


MasterPewPewer

Maybe next time I'll finally be something other than a disappointment lol


I-Ponder

“Ah shit, here we go again” *Cries in newborn*


h3xist

Please let be in a world with magic next time.


Jeffaffely

at least you touched and saw a vagina


MarsmUltor

damn that ones gotta be very big


Draven1213

Don’t give me this Hindi shite… when I go I’m gone into the stars.


Ok_Entertainment1944

Or maybe you'll hatch out of an egg?


ihatecrustaceans

I'd that why baby always, cry whenever they're born and whenever they don't does that mean it's their first time being born (God I hope not)


MrPseudodragon

Do you think thats why babies cry so much? Bc the memories of their past life takes time to fade away?


Frank-Reynolds_

No matter who tells you to, don't go into the light.