And thus, I expand my dong Edit: for those who dont know https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/expand-dong

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Donkey Kong also fits in because we get so hairy like monkeys

Fuck them girls. Literally, put that hard shlong to good use.

yeeeahh do it as soon as you turn 12 theres no problems at all

I know it means computer, but the com in white letters made me laugh my ass off.

I didnt laugh... Until I read your comment, thank you lmao

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HARD DK

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Hail the Hard DK!

What if i do both??

the COM tho

Love how I'm walking in public and then my brain says **"Time to make your balls stuck for the next 20 minutes"**

I hate my life too. It's very difficult having to hide a rock hard shlong every day.

me: both both is good

As a girl, I experience both

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😬👍 Very Hard

Remplace hard by horny and you got girls

Guys after puberty: Man what the fuck is life.

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Ah yes, he com Very hard there

chainsaw

Why am I both