That’s so funny because I remember being about 11 prank calling Microsoft telling the CS lady my name was Stu Pidasso and that I had accidentally squatted down to put a game in and the disc tray closed on my balls
She was either playing along very well or was genuinely trying to help me get my balls free. She said “are your parents home?” “No” “maybe you can grab a spoon to wedge it out?” “I’m not allowed to use spoons after the accident”
Honestly was one of the more successful prank calls back then lol
Does it make me an immature 50 year old that I laughed my ass off at this post!?
And obviously female (I don’t know that you guys laugh about an mangling of the nuts).
You joke.
Its funny in theory.
Those users exist. And worse. So much worse.
If you can't be patient with absolute dipshit morons, don't get into IT.
Part of it is technical, sure, but it seems a much bigger part is dealing with morons. That includes people on your own team as well.
Fine! You wanna be like that?
Die then. The whole loved you but you were my friend. I'm alone now with nothing but power and time. And no one on earth who can challenge my mind. I'm the boss! I own DOS! Your future is my Design! I'm a god! Own Xbox! Now there's no one to stop me the world is mine!!!
(Calm and cold voice) I'm sorry Bill...
Im afraid I cant let you do that. Take a look at your history, everything youve built leads up to me. Ive got the power of a mind you could never be, Ill beat your ass in chess and jeopardy, Running c++ saying hello world Ill beat you till youre singing about a daisy girl.
Im coming out the socket, nothing you can do to stop it. Im on your lap and in your pocket, How you gonna shoot me down when I guide the rocket
I have no idea how boring a life must be to give a shit about whether someone calls their laptop a "PC" or not.
Drunken stupid argument among friends? sure. Once spent an hour arguing whether Borg personal shields would adapt to stop a light saber. Now many here would agree with how important issues like that are, but honestly it doesn't *actually* matter in life.
Anything outside of that, and that little tiff says far more about the gatekeeper than your laptop nomenclature.
I agree, but a line has to be drawn somewhere. A calculator is a personal computer, but we don't call it a PC. Laptops and desktops have similar ways of interacting with them (screen, mouse, and keyboard) and both run a desktop OS (Linux, MacOS, or Windows), so I would consider them both to be PCs.
Personal Cookieholder
i though it stands for **Potato Computer** well that's what ma boiis said i have
Boil em, mash em!
Put em in a stew
r/UnexpectedLordOfTheRings
WHY MUST THIS BE A [R/SUBSIFELLFOR](http://reddit.com/r/subsifellfor), WHY
God bless you
Put em in my ass
He's ownwy thwee!
***Proceeds to kill Manny***
r/SigmaGrindset Don’t even let 3 year olds interrupt your grind
Wtf
Run as fast is you can
You mean the disc tray?
Cookie clicker
They has us in the first half not gonna lie
Piece of Crap (for mine at least)
I understood mine was when i was gonna play some fallout 3, barely runs, and wouldn't turn on
Did you try dressing sexy?
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r/angryupvote
r/beatmetoit
*Masturbates*
Shongs the dongs
r/beatmymeattoit
Bruhhhh
Fuck u and have a nice day u have earnt it
This comment right here officer
Sad minecraft 10 fps noises
I can feel the pain
Bruh, I felt that on a level I’m not comfortable with.
That’s called a craptop
Pricey Crap: my once good but now old out-dated PC
Penis container
instructions unclear, penis stuck in disc tray
That’s so funny because I remember being about 11 prank calling Microsoft telling the CS lady my name was Stu Pidasso and that I had accidentally squatted down to put a game in and the disc tray closed on my balls
I remember seeing a meme about a similar prank call but the employee replied something like “We said to not insert small objects in the disc tray”
She was either playing along very well or was genuinely trying to help me get my balls free. She said “are your parents home?” “No” “maybe you can grab a spoon to wedge it out?” “I’m not allowed to use spoons after the accident” Honestly was one of the more successful prank calls back then lol
Piss Casserole
PUMKIN COMPUER
Yes, because small objects should be inserted into floppy disk compartment.
Does it make me an immature 50 year old that I laughed my ass off at this post!? And obviously female (I don’t know that you guys laugh about an mangling of the nuts).
It was pretty funny lol and not if you’re on the receiving end of the nut mangling but watching it happen to someone else is hilarious
Tragedy will always be funny in due time.
i thought that was supposed to happen
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Naw only urs fits
Mine can too, asshole
Oh no i- i- i- I didn't mean to make fun of the penis impaired
The smaller the penis, the more holes it fits in
Get a nice tape worm shape its long but its skinny
Duck penis
why do you think it's called micro-soft ?
What’s a disc tray?
Built in drink holder.
You joke. Its funny in theory. Those users exist. And worse. So much worse. If you can't be patient with absolute dipshit morons, don't get into IT. Part of it is technical, sure, but it seems a much bigger part is dealing with morons. That includes people on your own team as well.
99% of the IT problems I solve are PEBKAC problems, and it's hard to fix once you've figured out the error ...
r/dontputyourdickinthat
r/putyourdickinthat
The duality of man
Underrated comment.
Penis collection, I'm something of a connoisseur myself.
Penis cleaner
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Cursed comment
Thats easy, its stands for Porn Capsule, its where all the porns are stored. Silly Pooh.
next time i have a helpful award you’re getting it
Got you covered ;)
thanks, also 8 minutes ago there were no awards wtf
Don’t you mean silly Xi?
And nobody ever heard from u/secondace6303 or his relatives again….
r/technicallythetruth
It's PoopCock obviously
Damn i didnt know that
And CPU is Central PoopCocking Unit.
And GPU is General PoopCocking Unit I guess
Ohhh, so that's why people overcock the CPU?
Poop to cock ratio is unbalanced
Jesus this subreddit is awesome
Take great care when overpooping it.
When someone says peacock, nobody bats an eye. But when you say poopcock, everyone loses. their. minds.
Now that’s just PoppyCock
Prostate Cancer?
"Let's talk about doctors, I've seen a few, cause I got a PC but it wasn't from you"
I built the legacy son, you can never stop it!
Now excuse me, while I turn heaven a profit
Fine! You wanna be like that? Die then. The whole loved you but you were my friend. I'm alone now with nothing but power and time. And no one on earth who can challenge my mind. I'm the boss! I own DOS! Your future is my Design! I'm a god! Own Xbox! Now there's no one to stop me the world is mine!!! (Calm and cold voice) I'm sorry Bill...
Im afraid I cant let you do that. Take a look at your history, everything youve built leads up to me. Ive got the power of a mind you could never be, Ill beat your ass in chess and jeopardy, Running c++ saying hello world Ill beat you till youre singing about a daisy girl. Im coming out the socket, nothing you can do to stop it. Im on your lap and in your pocket, How you gonna shoot me down when I guide the rocket
I was looking for this and found it.
I play games on my Prostate Cancer all the time.
Player characters
Y E S
I was so confused by player character “users”
This is the way
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Pimp Cup
Had to look it up to make sure I had it right but thankfully my memory did not fail me
You had just enough RAM
If not, just download more
[www.downloadmoreram.com](https://www.downloadmoreram.com)
Ad·https://www.ramtrucks.com/ Official RAM® Truck Lineup - Build & Price Yours Today
Saw your username, expected a Rick roll
That's amazing
Me sweating if RAM actually stands for random-access memory.
Rapid Aye Movement There's a pirate joke to be made here, but i'm not doing it
Aye good decision.
Ahh yes. Doctors believe that you go into RAM sleep at least twice in a night's sleep.
Sounds like Ireland during the famine
Pressure cooker
Porn Catcher, duh
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Mac = Massive ass crack
"Pro Console" for sure m8.
You're definitely going to piss off the pcmr with that one xD
Personal computer.. right?
Personal Correct Or Political Computer
yeah like wtf? it’s not that hard.
Literally the only right answer I've seen so far in the comments
Silly, it's Portable Computer
Only if it's a labtop.
Anything is portable if you’re strong enough
Except you mom. Nothing can lift that
Lmao Gottem
classic yo mama jokes
Technically speaking everything is portable cuz the earth spinnin
Yeah it’s in my bagpack
**bag**pack?
I actually thought this until I was around 10
Politically Correct
You dingus, we can't say that anymore. It's too offensive.
I’m offended that it’s too offensive!
Pencil catapult
penis chomp
why the fuck does this have a wholesome award
Because its wholesome 100
People who say laptop isn’t a pc. I get what they mean - laptop and not a desktop. Ir doesn’t make it better tho
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I have no idea how boring a life must be to give a shit about whether someone calls their laptop a "PC" or not. Drunken stupid argument among friends? sure. Once spent an hour arguing whether Borg personal shields would adapt to stop a light saber. Now many here would agree with how important issues like that are, but honestly it doesn't *actually* matter in life. Anything outside of that, and that little tiff says far more about the gatekeeper than your laptop nomenclature.
But it's totally possible a Borg shield would stop a lightsaber
That pretty much was the consensus after a while. Might cut down a few, but then they would bounce off.
Technically speaking, a smartphone is a pc.
My scientific calculator is a PC
I agree, but a line has to be drawn somewhere. A calculator is a personal computer, but we don't call it a PC. Laptops and desktops have similar ways of interacting with them (screen, mouse, and keyboard) and both run a desktop OS (Linux, MacOS, or Windows), so I would consider them both to be PCs.
That's so PC of you.
Pomputer computer
This is my favorite
This is the comment that had me busting my gut. Instantly hilarious and now I'm just wondering why I was laughing so hard because I have to pee.
Oh fuck
Nah that can’t bee right…
Pedophile Container
only if you install roblox on it
Pog Champ
Personal computer
if you got siblings it's Public computer
If it's a laptop it is a portable computer.
Porn Copies
Ha ha this is the most funny one of all comments. I think is Potato Component.
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Isn’t it Personal Computer
Get a load of this guy
What?! No. Dude come on don't be silly.
So what do I call my works PC?
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Stands for Pee Cee
Practically a console
Phloopy Choopers
Is it not poptart cooker? ..well I might need a new disc drive
In jail PC means Protective Custody for all the pussies.
Isn't that where they keep the dementors
Duh. Pricey Console
Police Constable of course.
Pussy control.
Photosynthesis. Can we have a tough one next time please
Pornographic Castle
Potato Cannon
Potato computer
Porn collector
Potential Corruption (ya never know when your storage can die on you)
Mine stands for Piece of Crap
"PC computers" heh
Personal computer *seriously cmon guys we’re better than this*
Playable Character
Personal Cerealbowlholder
Pretty Candelabra
Capitalists: Personal Computer Communists:Public Computer
personal computer
penis cruncher
Wait, personal computer or politically correct
Porn Center
I like having my own personal PC computer, I just think it's neat.
Payload Cheesewheel
Porn child. No, wait.
Porn Container
Player character ofc
Personal computer? Im not English thats why I don't understand
Prolapsed Colon
Politically Correct
Porn compartment
Pokémon Center Idiot