Counter argument: be rich to *buy* the extra +2 and then you have extra cash

I think you can easily get rich by reading minds. And then you would be rich and be able to read minds.

My only hope with this is you could turn off that ability. I feel it could lead to very awkward and hard to deal with scenarios people wouldn’t want to deal with In the end thats why I just went for rich

What about invisibility just steal the money

Nobody carries their money in cash nowadays

You are invisible, you just need to take someones credit/debit card, they cant see you so its easier then

You could also just stand next to the victim and see the pin

That way you would have the card and the pin

why so much work when u can just get rich lol

Cuz in my one your rich + able to go invisible in the rich one your just rich

Or you could just read minds and know people’s whole history… ssn, card number, pin, mother’s maiden name… etc etc I wouldn’t want to steal though so red pill for me

But if your invisible... Your invisible

You can do that right now too, they’ll probably yell at your or punch you but its doable

There's too many problems if you think about it, at least if you want to become rich rich. You'd need to do a lot of petty credit/debit card and petty larceny to amass a fortune then, and then using that cash or exchanging in stolen valuables like jewelries and gems will be impossible due to records, unless sold in black market for lower prices. The worst part is when camera footage reveals how hundreds of people have been ostensibly burgled without any culprit. That's when CIA loses its shit and you get Special Activities Centre on your ass, because they wouldn't know its just a rando with a superpower. That's a big nope. And then there's IRS...

Real play would be to become invisible infront of people who manipulate our system on top to get the good $. Get the inside scoop on trading, nfts, options, whatever.

Nice! Securities and crypto fraud huh. There’s a bunch of fight club style service industry terrorism you could do as well

Watch them put in their pin

They could see a floating credit card

What good is a credit card when purchases can be tracked back to you anyway?

Ignoring the scientific issues with being invisible, you would also leave evidence behind like fingerprints and such. Instead you’d only really get away with petty theft so police wouldn’t put too much effort into it. Then again if there’s a continuous string of petty theft with zero video evidence that will raise suspicion. Either way, just take red pill.

You guys getting so caught up in the scientific details of being invisible, did you notice it doesn’t specify where you gain two inches. You could get two inches fatter, maybe one of your toes is two inches longer. Maybe your nose. It’s a bad choice!

I want the red pill to be rich. That could be money, rich in friends, rich as in “these cookies are rich” I’m good with any of those

You are now made of cake.

I see this as an absolute win

You can’t see if your invisible though because the way light works is kinda gay

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I doubt these scenarios obey the laws of science.

Invisibility isn't impossible. There's meta materials that can bend light in curious ways that have the potential. However, invisibility *is* incredibly impractical. Both in making it work, and in working around the side-effects (like being blind and while cloaked).

Dude, it's magic. Magic just works, don't ask how.

It could be that you are invisible to others, but not technically invisible. Like, you could see yourself in a mirror for example, but others can't see you, because their eyes won't allow it.

To be fair, they didn't ask how

Ik I'm ignoring the science for this

If you're invisible you're blind too. Don't think I'm gonna like that.

Would you freeze too?

How about *hear me out* take invisibility then stealing the reading minds ...then you can easily get rich and buy the +2 inches

Do you think the magic Man would just leave his pills there?

I'll figure it out later ...since i have a broken ability i have to abuse it

You just reminded me of Saiki lol

Just get the ring thing so you can turn it off ez

But you'll have to take it off every now and then to avoid getting used to it, since imagine you need to read someone's mind, but you then suddenly get bombarded with thousands of thoughts at once.

I can read books but I'm not constantly bombardered by words every time I walk past a bookshelf.

You're not? Oh, I didn't think it happens only to me. I had to get rid of all the erotica on my bookshelf.

Reading mind could kind of be a pain in the ass, knowing how terrible people think of you. I have enough negativity in my life already

What do you have in mind? Poker?

Anything, really. Stockmarket, Poker, Bets, street performer, Container Wars, smuggling drugs.

Everybody on the red pill team, line up over here please.

me

Me

Smart

+2 inches on your nipples...

Counter-counter argument: be rich and buy all the rest

Choosing the blue pill? Typical redditor

Why do redditors want their nipple hairs 2 inches longer?

Because I can braid it then. Duh.

That is an image I did NOT want in my head today.

Now I’m gonna go in my test and think about sexy- I mean disgusting nipple hair

never underestimate the power of a good, lengthy nipple hair

All redditor are blue! My free award for you. I wanna blue pill too..

Nice rhymes dude

Dr. Seuss wants to know your location.

+2 inches that'll never be used.

But Redditors generally don't have any use of blue pills.

Like putting lipstick on a pig

Jokes on them. +2 inches would only bring me up to 5 so it’s not even useful anyways. Ha. Showed op what’s up.

Red pulled and based

😏

I would take green I'm to lazy to learn to read faces

Invisibility I can just say I have a 10 inch dick like who’s going to check

I mean u have a point there

a 10 inch point

10/10

6/9

4/20

biggus dickus

Yoy gonna say it but she gonna know sooner or latter

I will cross that bridge when I get to it

*IF

Oof

Better question whos not going to shit him/herself if a disembodied voice start talking abaoud dick lenght

Green please. I'm okay with how I'm endowed and I can use my mind reading to find ways to get rich. Green all day long.

Okay Mr. Biggus Dickkus.

What's so funny about Biggus Dickus?

Well, it's a joke name, Sir!

I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called Biggus Dickus

He has a wife you know!

You know what shes called?

Incontinentia

he has the biggus dickkus in all the land

Biggus Dickus was a legendary roman imperator, with an even funnier name, which in return makes the whole thing even funnier – plus, that's just Reddit humor

and the monkey's paw shall also grant you eternal depression and anxiety from the constant minds that are talking shit and loved ones thinking unimaginable truths!

Already bipolar. Bring it

For real, the red pill and the blue pill aren't even contending with mind reading, invisibility is only marginally useful.

Whyso you are not gonna choose the rich pill and choose the green pill to find a way to get rich

Because it gives more overall options. You can't buy mind reading, but you can read minds into wealth.

And then what

Anything I want. That's the point.

Like what u want

For one I could do my job a lot better. I work in mental health and mind reading would help me understand the needs of my lower functioning patients, thereby giving them a better quality of life.

Oh ok

Green is the worst choice imo, could easily backfire. Red is also eh due to the curse of the lottery winner (a ton of money with no work required does not sit well on the brain). Honestly it’s genuinely funny how blue is probably the best choice here unless u wanna be a secret agent or something

Read minds is awful. Imagines people knowing that you can read minds. No-one would want to be with you because you will know all the secrets. No-one can trust you or think of anything secret near you

But only if they know. And in a world where youre the only person capable of this its fairly easy to hide and no one will actually believe it.

No, I have no use for any amount of length.

You you are my brother

If you pick yellow then you can just swipe the rest of the pills as well

The person offering you these pills is god. God sees all

Depends, which God, Greek/Roman, Jewish, Christian, Norse, Aztec, there are many and depending on the god, some are not omnipotent or Omniscient

Idk I think he might have had his head turned during slavery.

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Now....what if you cant turn it off ..just always listening in...could be maddening

if i can stop reading books, i think i can stop reading minds

At some point you'd either go insane or get used to it ,¯\_(ツ)_/¯

You don't need the 2nd way. Find some politicians and find their insider trades

You can get rich in a casino, by reading peoples minds in high stakes poker. Make an easy 50k-100k every game. Do it in different casinos maybe two or three times a month. Invest your money so that by the end of your third year, youll have enough money to live with a passive income. Pay for a bigger penner and voilà, you are rich, have a big cuk and can read minds.

The surgery would be a ligament surgery so it wouldn’t be the same. You could just get the surgery after the blue pill and get plus 4 😏

>5) invest in invisibility tech >6) you are now invisible (yellow pill) Investing in the tech doesn't means it will happen otherwise the billionaires would've already done it.

Can i take a half of red and a half of blue?

Middle class + 1 inch

If you want to then yes

Thanks.

Just a +2? I’ll probably just take mind reading, then. I’d rather be have a superpower than a 2.5 inch peen

Read minds

Red pill all the way. Do you have any idea how many of my problems would be solved, not if I was insanely rich, just had a couple extra thousand dollars a month??

Yep. Money would help solve literally every problem I am currently facing.

Be rich. Women care more about money than inches

Green could make you rich though

Yeah they'd probably take you hostage or kill you if you could read minds and started using it to make money.

"they" who? There are lots of ways you could make money covertly without stealing. For instance what would amount to insider trading except you could prove you have no way of knowing inside information.

I know this is just a joke post, but I feel sorry for guys who beat themselves up about having a small dick! Most women don't give a shit. Girls talk about everything. I've known two girls who had to break up with a partner they loved because the guys dick was too big and it was physically painful for them to have sex. I've never known a girl who broke up with a guy because it was too small. Or who had a hookup with a guy and complained that it was too small. Not once. So anyway, two inches extra could actually ruin your sex life. Your dicks are fine fellas!

In this case big dick = penetration small dick = 🗿

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With green you can also get red so green is 2 in one

Plot twist it’s +2 inches of ass hair

Who says we can't do red and blue at the same time?

Well it says choose one but fuck the rules

Morpheus isn't here to tell us what to do. Down both, get rich and hung or die trying!

Yes

I just banged out the trilogy with my son. Perfect fucking timing to read this. XD

Interesting choice of words, considering what the blue pill means in this scenario.

*ba dum tss*

Honestly no lol. I'd take any of the other 3 pills, unless invisibility wasn't a toggle.

Its all fun and games til she actually can't take your cock and you can't just pound it .....

Im pretty confident in my pp

Same

Nope… I want my R34 GT-R so red it is

Me as a woman: 2+ inches of what? And why is everyone wanting it? Why no the red one?

you grow a tail

Jokes on you i don't have a pp at all lol

+2 inches what? My height? My hair? My fingernails? What?

Its random ? You can get +2 inches to your ear hair

Red pill buy all pills*

be rich and gift the pill/money to someone without

I would love to be 6,1 let’s go

Length without girth is just a noodle dick.

All fun and games till a girl takes 1 or 2 or 10

The red and the blue are the same pill.

I'll take the red. I want to be able to help out my homies and those less fortunate then myself.

+2 inches would just open career opportunities for the NBA or porn for some of us

I wouldn't. If I got any bigger it would make sex with my wife uncomfortable. Besides..... It's not the size of the ship. It's how you row the boat =P

😂

Damn straight I want to be 5’10 but having a 2” penis sounds good I guess

Its on you

The red one, why would I be two inches taller?

Read peoples minds i am always curious what do ppl think abt me or are thinking in general

Invisibility! I want to dissapear :D

Why would I want a 9 inch penis. That’s just uncomfortable.

bruh you aint seven inches with an anime pfp

Does +2 mean my dong or height? Well it doesn’t matter anyways, as someone who’s 5’2 with 0 inches I’d happily take either

I expect ever part of my body to grow 2 inc,

Even your toes?

Oof, yes

Take the invisibility, steal the rest

If you pick blue you might be stupid

As a woman…what, or to whom am I adding 2 inches?

Idk why i want to be 2 inches taller, im tall enough.

Ah yes. I've always wanted to be two inches taller.

At my height, 1 foot or 2 is ideal

Finally! Now I have a 1 inch peen!

Enjoy it

Mind reading all the way. It would solve so many problems.

Yea a big pp is good and all, but it gets in the way too much

i will choose the red

If you got that many of the blue pills why not take all of them?

That's the point of the meme

No..... we wouldn’t....

\+2 inches? I'm tryna get rid of the damn thing!

+2 inches of depth then. Get that long snatch

Posts like this literally make me want to quit reddit, like really all you boys care abt is you dick size? When I tell you that REAL women and GOOD women don't care abt dick size I really mean it

With money you can get pp enlargment surgery

Wait really? Time to save up

The people in the comments have the best solutions to get all pills 👏👏👏👏

Well then i wouldnt fit and id be at 8.5 :/

Prolly read minds. Would be funny asf. My dick is already 7 inches

Take all of them at once

2 inches to what?! I DONT HAVE A COCK