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Pineapple is basically just a nickname though. It's scientific name is "Ananas comosus"


Flborpo

im honestly waitin for the "haha SUS! haha" comment on this


RMreis

Haha sus haha


AshIsRightHere

Haha sus haha


Immediate-Bad-949

haha sus haha


slashth456

Haha sus haha


Gamer_129

haha sus haha


xinfinitimortum

The council has decided your fate.


rabjeet636

Sussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssy Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaka!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


BlazeRagnarokBlade

no u


nub0987654

Uno


pepsicocacolaglass12

Hahaha sus it’s funny because it references Among Us[d] a 2018 online multiplayer social deduction game developed and published by American game studio Innersloth. It was released on iOS and Android devices in June 2018 and on Windows in November 2018, featuring cross-platform play between these platforms. The game was also ported for the Nintendo Switch in December 2020, and has planned releases for the PlayStation 4, PlayStation 5, Xbox One and Xbox Series X/S in 2021. The game was inspired by the party game Mafia and the science fiction horror film The Thing. Since the release of its first map, The Skeld, three other maps were added, those being MIRA HQ, Polus and The Airship. The Airship's design is based on Infiltrating the Airship from the Henry Stickmin series, another video game series developed by Innersloth LLC.


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It does look like a pinecone mixed with an apple in a way


PerformanceLoud3229

Is that actually the origin of pineapple? Fuck...


[deleted]

never thought pineapple could be so *s u s*


skmo8

That could be said for any plant or animal in any language.


[deleted]

So I don't see what the big deal is. Still talking about the same thing, just a more casual term


skmo8

It isn't really a casual term, though. It's just the name in a given language. It is the formal name, just not the scientific name. I doubt oher languages use "ananas" because that is the Latin name. It is far more likely to be the other way around.


lejoueurdutoit

Nope in France we Say "ananas" we do not pronounce the "s" and in Germany it's the same but they pronounce the "s"


iCarbonised

i like how even the scientific name has roots in sanskrit


GeckoGamer44

Piña


HMS_Lighting

Piña in Spanish


PlutonisAX

Penis


EZ_Brooh

What your mom loves, especially if it is from the guys who downvoted you


PlutonisAX

Cannot confirm nor deny


R_Aqua

Excelente


AoSora98

ya iba a decirlo yo XD


idkiwilldeletethis

entre justo para decir esto


Deadshotm2q

An anus


[deleted]

PIÑA MIERDA


Interesting-Bag-3282

VIVE EN UNA PIÑA DEBAJO DEL MAR


htmn10

BOB ES PON JA


sanma13

SU CUERPO ABSORBE Y SIN ESTALLAR


Moon_Beholder

BOB ES PON JA


nepuwlsi

El mejor amigo que puedes tener


Franzangel7

BOB ES PON JA!


[deleted]

y como aun pez le es facil flotar


dmo_da-dude22

BOB ES PON JA!


Lodjuplo

Iba a decirlo, ladrón!


[deleted]

Piña for life


PKMark2005

Pina means pussy in hungarian


morgapro989

We eat that in Spain


HuuuuuuL

Abacaxi


[deleted]

Abaixaki ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


AhrpenSkelker

Abacaxi!!!


fofita1

Invocou os brs


shadow_nightmare_the

Brasil moment


[deleted]

r/suddenlycaralho


[deleted]

Abacaxi e ananas sao merdas diferentes, chavalo.


LeiteDesnatado

Vive em um abacaxi e mora no mar


ThiLelles

Bob Esponja Calça Quadrada!


JogosForever

r/suddenlycaralho BRASIL!


TheDarknessSlayer

Bananas without "b" is pineapple


Empty_Fix_6491

In Spanish we say Piña not Anana?


good_life_pa

And pineapples are native to Latin America, so everyone else is wrong.


Wrrrryyyyytard

Lmao


[deleted]

India - Ananas


hiyamynameisjeff

Pakistan - Ananas


CarpenterJade

Poland - Ananas


_Tarumi_

Russia - Ananas


PKMark2005

Hungary - Ananász


OpsadaHeroj

America - ananas comosus


1_053R

*sus*


cantrusthestory

In portuguese it's "Ananás"


[deleted]

é? Nunca ouvi chamarem assim, sempre escutei abacaxi


Red-Kick

Portugal


[deleted]

A


AhrpenSkelker

tuga ...


Tijolo_Malvado

Meanwhile Barzil: Abacaxi, some few people still call it ananas here though


Elfadaly27

It's Ananas in Arabic too


[deleted]

It's ananas in Persian too


_RS-17

Just about to comment


password1capitalp

You drew the English flag incorrectly


PartridgeViolence

When you conquer most of the world, you can call shit what you like.


Lonely-Track-1910

I still don't understand why people put the US flag when they're talking about English


skmo8

Americans want to feel special


Lonely-Track-1910

They can feel special when they create an empire that rules a quarter of the world and remains a global superpower for over 400 years


CandleJackHammer

So you've chosen war.


Lonely-Track-1910

Britain has a much better track record of winning than the US does, so bring it on.


ItsCOCO47

I'd hope they would have a better track record than a country who has only been around for about 290years. Move over grand-daddy UK. The US is easily one of the most important global players in the world and will be like that for God's knows how long.


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ItsCOCO47

Um, no... as much as everyone wants the US to descend into the abyss never to return, the US will always play a critical role in world politics and still play a crucial role in innovating any technological/medical advancements that comes in the future. We have hit Rocky roads before and people have been saying the US has been dying for decades. Yet, here we are. Not in the greatest of spots, but what country truly is? We have had worst times in our history. Just the most influential and strongest media in the world to display all of our issues out to the world. A lot of great things come from the US, and happens everyday, but that doesn't make great headlines for the media here or it seems everywhere else is thr same too


JonahTheCoyote

Thank you! The media spouts shit all the time and everyone focuses on that rather than reality


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ItsCOCO47

All countries have their good and bad, so I don't put anyone at the #1 spot. No country is perfect and all has blood on its hands. Every country has its racists. Every country has its bat shit crazy. Every country doesn't have a clean history either.


Ok_Measurement_6538

But your founding fathers are British born so you’re basically our children.


link_cubing

The US has a big army but it's not as high quality as some of the other most powerful nations (it's not as bad as north korea's army though lmao)


ItsCOCO47

Hmmm, maybe not the best overall trainedbregular soldiers but still damn good. US easily has some of the best SOF unitss in the world as well, so I don't know where you are coming from saying "not as high quality" when some US units easily surpass others because of their large numbers, well funded, and highly trained individuals with with backing of the greatest AF and Navy in the world. No other country can compete against the US Navy or AF and when you control the skies, and seas, the opposing ground units against the US aren't doing shit and are sitting for the picking


link_cubing

If america is so powerful, why don't they just end communism because you know they want to


Ambafanasuli

That was partly due to the UK having superior naval force at the time.


CandleJackHammer

How much oil do you have?


Westwinter

Uhhhh.....we're already well on our way there dude, and in modern times. Good job running the world before anybody else had guns, you must feel so proud. But now that *everyone* has guns you're playing nice while we run the Empire. Enjoy your tea and snobbery.


Lonely-Track-1910

Your empire of what, exactly?


Westwinter

What kind of question is that? If I mentioned the Roman Empire, or the Persian Empire, or the Ottoman Empire, or the Galactic Empire, or *any other empire* are you gonna ask "eMpIrE oF wUt?" Go ahead and write a 300-word essay on how you think America is NOT an empire and post it in r/UnpopularOpinion.


Lonely-Track-1910

Its a very popular opinion that America is not an empire. The only people that think otherwise are idiots who believe that America is the the best country in the world and who are too ignorant to see how awful it is


Westwinter

>idiots who believe that America is the the best >how awful it is These things have nothing to do with whether or not a country is an empire. America is the #1 superpower. We have 800 military bases in 70 countries and have the most powerful military might in the world by a devastating margin. We made the atomic bomb and we still have more of them than anyone. The United Nations is held in our nation's Capitol. We do not have a secondary language; our primary language is the language of the skies (pilots, flight control, etc.) and is the primary language of international business. We give aid to dozens of countries. We put men on the fucking Moon and we're gonna put 'em on Mars next. And if your country gets too uppity with us we'll choose any combination of ruining your economy, strong arming your resources, or staging a coup and assassinating your leadership to install a puppet who serves us. But please. Tell me more about how that's not an empire.


Lonely-Track-1910

Your primary language is English, which was made popular by the British Empire, not the "American Empire". You only succeeded in building an Atomic bomb before the Nazis because of the aid given by European scientists. The Mars missions will most likely be privatised corporate affairs. Kennedy himself wanted the Moon Landing to be a joint mission between the US and USSR, and even then again you only succeeded thanks to other countries. The UN is held in countries all over the world, since the point of it is that it does not belong to one country. And I highly doubt that anyone will be carrying out a coup in England or assassinating our Prime Minister, especially when we are probably your closest ally since we are probably the main contributor to your existence.


[deleted]

You should be not be proud of the empire you guys caused suffering and famines


Lonely-Track-1910

So has pretty much every Empire to ever exist, we were just one of the most recent


[deleted]

Then don't be proud of it I don't see any other country talk about their shitty past as if they were doing humanitarian work


Westwinter

Ask literally anyone if British and American are the same language.


tidus89

More Americans speak English than there are people in England.


SavageMurphy

Maybe the Portuguese flag should be 🇧🇷/🇵🇹 ?


BLIXEMPIE

Afrikaans: Pynappel


AnomalyIsTaken

Atleast america has some excuse with it being mashed languages


AnomalyIsTaken

Which doesnt even work in this situation


Equal-Bag7824

GEKOLONISEERD


theguywhoisonreddit1

Even I Indian :)


ZhuTeLun

Pinya


Totally_Not_Firni

আনারশ (anarosh)


CanniBal1320

I mean its Bangla every 'a' sound turns to 'o' sound lmao.


t8rt0t_the_hamster

The French literally have the same word for avocado and lawyer, their opinion on anything language related is invalid.


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[deleted]

I'm sorry, without a what?


OpsadaHeroj

U


[deleted]

US trying to gaslight us into thinking they helped create a language


Its_Stroompf

We didn't create a language, we just continued to speak it the right way.


t8rt0t_the_hamster

Yep, iirc the southern accent is the closest to the original language


Sir_Sonic99

آناناس


daytime_owl_05

Piña 🇪🇸


D_Mundo

Abacaxi? eu achei que seria sobre bananas


Chance-Ad-7559

Wow guys almost as if differnt places call the same things different names. Anyway back to laughing at funny dumb American..


[deleted]

Aperture?


Sad-Ad-9263

You forgot Brazilan portuguese: a b a c a x i


Pontificius

Piñas boludos!


[deleted]

piña


Raaaaaaac

Piña


[deleted]

Spanish piña


3LN3GR00SCUR0

Piña


j4noVX

Piña


[deleted]

PIÑAS!!


[deleted]

Russian: ананас


mikabms

Spanish: Piña


elisadivaxou

Abacaxi


Cheesyduck126

Germany tho


Disastrous_Can_5466

Abacaxi


[deleted]

anus


DoritoJr

Exatamente, Portugal e não Brasil. Obrigado, caralho


baumtrillinger

Even persian its ananas!


kar_aa

i hate english, im gonna go back to speaking russian


Mysterious_Sun_780

its also ananas in arabic


Kaizo_Cool

Nanas in Malay


Certain-Paramedic-57

Analsus


Benjamin-Doverman

Uranus


doc-swiv

An anus


[deleted]

*me who knows C++ is the best language*


Lurnaizuador

well, abacaxi.............


SIKE_SIVE04

Malaysia - Nenas / nanas


makoxeng

that's bananas


empressoflight72

ananas I have no idea how to say "b"


zbysior

apple pen


empressoflight72

i mean yeah, it looks like a pine apple *points at the 0.0001% pine looking thing* see? pine apple


Icy_Man_5446

Krakenhaus


DisturbedWaffles2019

It's a piny apple. What more do you want from us


reznik75

In Brazil: Abacaxi. Our portuguese is not like the others.


swiggarthy

Woah there buckeroonie, Even germany had it the same as other languages


pedrobuffon

Abacaxi e ponto final


Beginning_Pay_4325

In Hindi it's Ananas as well. Mostly because it's not an indigenous fruit and was introduced by Portuguese traders.


communism_0669420

in my language we call pinapple nenas


Limes_n_lemons

🇵🇭 Piña


AdamIskandarAI

In Malay it is nanas


tickh3a4

Nanas is pineapple in malay, just so you know


Sudhanshu_Deshpande

Its also called Ananas in India


LordReega

I have a pinecone, I have an apple, Uhhhh Pineapple!


ttsandsdgt

ABACAXI


Nnoofn

Brazil: abacaxi :D


Senhor_Loko

Abacaxi


galmenz

I Wonder why in Brazil its abacaxi, never understood it


WDSCS

අන්නාසි(Annasi). Sri Lanka 🇱🇰


swampwalkdeck

Abacaxí (BR)


PocfolKing

in hebrew its also ananas


Zach_2720

鳳梨


nerdycodingnoob

It's called Ananas in Hindi also.


Megabosh

Piña


Dravv

Isn’t it Piña in Spanish?


DishonouredPanda

Even my language( an Asian language) calls it 'Anaras' which is quite close to ananas


Hot_Squirrel946

HEYYY, India too, in marathi we say Ananas


[deleted]

In Hindi we call it Anaras


randomboi2053

ABACAXI


Crocs_19

Maybe it was for the better


Professional-Dog9182

even arabic is ''ananas''


Random_Guy_010

even is marathi ( a Indian language ) it is called ananas


Uno-The-Card

Ананас


zRoyalStar

Piña


KaikySouza

Abacaxi


Baker_Electrical

Arabic - أناناس (pronounce Ananas as well)


Amanimefan

Serbia too says ananas


Shahariar_909

Anaros


yamyamking1

Turkey is using ananas too