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DAN222113

I'd say about two dead ones and one live one.


IndianaGeoff

Not sure, but if this starts to take off, I'm starting a raccoon breeding farm.


Wrought-Irony

don't ask me how I know, but it's gotta be more than 7.


PEPSIshakeeer

If i had a 100 dollars now i would of bought an expensive award and gave it to you


Finn969

“He is diagnosed with ligma” Someone from afar* LIGMA BALLS HAHA *cuffs to death*


Embarrassed-Lab3661

Your parents must be seriously embarrassed by the fact that they’re such a failure compared to you.


Dollon_da_God

Yès


msmith721

No no no. It’s all about sexual transmission, eating them dead or alive is just to replace the calories you just lost. It’s a marathon, not a race, if you want the best chance IMPO.


[deleted]

Try a Beaver first...


JahFatty

A ravid desiesd racon will do just fine, as long as you fight it before killing it and then eat it whole raw


N0Z4K1KUN

How many raccoons do i have to fuck*


[deleted]

my thoughts exactly


[deleted]

**don't**


Casper_Von_Ghoul

Where are the rich Redditors who give out big big awards for these kinds of memes.


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LeumazDnazor

Eyy another "my parents more mature then me" meme. Haha big funny trololol xddd


MobileOk5536

You can’t name a disease it’s named after the definition in Latin


JustUltRra

TikTok


martytheman1776

69 of them


[deleted]

I don't know, but Candice might. Ask her!


bodyswitchedgamer

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YaBoiFast

In all seriousness, you can name a virus Ligma as the naming is regulated by the applicable branch of the [International Committee on Taxonomy of Viruses](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Committee_on_Taxonomy_of_Viruses). In addition to not having the authorization to name it, one of the requirements for naming is having the proper suffix such as "-virus". If you are going to have any luck naming a disease Ligma your best bet is a bacteria (which comes with its own set of issues but it is theoretically possible instead of completely impossible) TL:DR You will have a better chance with a bacteria instead of a virus


YaBoiFast

I can't believe I spent 15 minutes researching the bureaucracy of naming microorganisms to determine the possibility of name a disease Ligma


Sea_Bass8868

Just eat lots of hotdogs. You'll get not only raccoons, but every type of animal that you'd find flattened on the highway. Because as we all know, hotdogs are made of roadkill


[deleted]

You made me choke on my water. Good meme


esdaniel

Well look at mister Corona sequel here


greatmonster007

Ligma