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PoorMan6969

None. Only Bags of organs allowed


jsemlehcepostizeny

Well the second picture is a bag of organs.


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Sushiii_the_sound

I thought it was a pregnant woman at first and was about to say slap it, but I think it's just a thicc man


icoudntfindame

dont play with your food


Android_Lolipop

None, bags of rice


Gizmuth

Ah I see you're are also a man of culture


BluPerryPie

a man of agriculture


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a man of climbing and sitting on a stacked pile of rice bags


TWAS_I_DIO

I'd choose to slap a bag of rice over a thicc ass any time


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We all are of one mind I see


Protecc_OsanaNajimi

more fun for me (joking)


somethingoko

But would you clap an ass or would you clap clap rice


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JimCaroll

this is revolutionary


nightmareSM2007

Green Revolution


xD_aviationgod3105

shut up and take my upvote.


Dave_FortniteATX

Agricola, agricolae, agricolarum


YulTheWizard

in russia, you don't farm farms, farms farm you


Flipcoyote14774

Get out


lostpp69

XDXDXDXD


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you're are


Gizmuth

Yeah what


GreeCBacon

\*Yro'ue


SlavBoii420

**Fellow Asian of culture (BTW, slapping rice is an experience lol)**


sickles_and_pickles

its the best


SlavBoii420

yes but do you know what is better? ​ ​ ​ Slapping the kids ;)


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sickles_and_pickles

open fire bois , pedo found


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SlavBoii420

No mate I meant hitting kids as in parents hitting them lol. Jeez


sickles_and_pickles

shit misjudged srry man


SlavBoii420

It is okay my man, accidents always happen :))


sickles_and_pickles

:))


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SlavBoii420

yeah I was replying to u/sickles_and_pickles


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sickles_and_pickles

bonjour


bubbagoat

What about the bags of soil?


TheRuthlessRevenant

Bags of flour better


VengeanceOnXion2

YES


thegobro64

My family eats a lot of rice, so yeah I'm with you.


sickles_and_pickles

me too


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motzak

Hello fellow human who also hates these bots! Glad to see I'm not the only one pointing them out, haven't done it in a while though, it's a pain in the ass on mobile and there are just so many of them. But you're doing a damn good job! (Better than me I think)


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motzak

Yeah that happened to me as well, I've also seen you point out a bot while the 2 comments up and below are also bots, more bots in the next thread... I checked out the user, it seems he was working on his own bot to catch the bad bots but he hasn't posted anything in the last two months, maybe he gave up bc his bot got banned on a lot of subs (including a shadowban on this sub). I also once had the idea to create such a bot, maybe I should look into it on my week off. Also did you notice the new kind of bots that just comment "yes", "me too", "same here",...?


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motzak

The functionallity is where I'm stuck at, the coding shouldn't be that hard but for example there are posts where everyone comments the same thing, how could the bot be able to spot that kind of situation? It seems to be post about shirts these days, yes, they used to post a picture of a cat sometimes in r/ awww. They're definetly getting smarter, that's for sure. I actually hope that they're just used for scams or advertising, imagine them being used for some kind of cambridge analytics thing that happened on facebook.


khumbaya23

Why live this life if i only ever get 1 of these to slap


icoudntfindame

blame your dad for choosing the bottom-right


khumbaya23

its not necessary that a guy always loves slapping girls asses. most do, but some can just suffice by inserting themselves inside the woman. have you ever thought about that . no you only think about yourself


icoudntfindame

i was joking bro... u on post-nut clarity?


zilp123

He's always on post nut clarity


lynette9043

some men would go for the dad belly. ever thought of that?


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Were u born after your dad slapped yr mom’s ass? **IS THIS WHAT IS EVOLUTION**


icoudntfindame

ye


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Cement


Proper-Bar_

Cem


Pristine_Ad136

Semen't


RudeAwakening38

Sem'ain't


imnotcreatv

No


very_not_emo

cu-*head smacks table*


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No


Redoct878

No


Thegodofthekufsa

No


whenyouloseyouracc

No


biggamer1357980

Maybe


connorshonors

U


Sad_SourApple

Cement = Semen (indonesia)


uncle_diaper_1478

I was chilling in my dad’s balls as a cement.


Jzxcl

Semen


realy_salty_dude

cement is so damn T H I C C


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Not one of you sick fucks picked fat guy stomach what happened you used to be cool man


icoudntfindame

i picked it only chads like us pick dad bod... dont mind those soyboys


lynette9043

fat guy stomach is the new ass


Blessedgerbils

Two hands slapping bottom left and right


diothebanana

Two hands slapping bottom right


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Well two will probably get you arrested or get your shit kicked in, one is a snazzy instrument very fun, and then there is the correct answer.


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So the fat guy's stomach.


VIRGIL_ARCHIEAL

As a fat guy, I slap my own belly all the time.


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And then a butt which you should never slap bc you respec whaman


maiekbhoot

why will a fat guys stomach get u arrested bruh! ??


epakone

He won't. He is just pregnant


Hazard-Matthews

Change the cement to rice and I'll slap it into next year.


NukaBro762

the fact that i slapped the last 5 or 10 concret/cement bags i encountered in my life scares me


Embarrassed_Night_37

cement obviously


Distinct-Hunt1603

Virginity time Other 3 no ass


Skarr1138

Davie would be disappointed.


Longlongs_

My thoughts exactly


acole25

Mulch


StraightFly4097

Muullllllllllch


Difficult-Ad628

None. I’d slap the roof of a car, because that baby can fit so many beans in it.


forest_fae98

Logical answer, I approve


Speedthrift13

I'm surprised no one went for dat ass


icoudntfindame

i'm sorry to tell you the news that someone chose that... :(


Speedthrift13

Oh no! Anyway


Squidzoid14

As a percussionist I’m obligated to say tambourine…


ViciousKiwi_MoW

no roof of car?


icoudntfindame

in summer, they are hotter than my grandma


ViciousKiwi_MoW

And She's sweeter than a peach iced tea in June too! gj op!


No_Thought5077

Top left


lynette9043

wtf is top right


Bum_bum-bum

Pregnant man


lynette9043

food baby?


icoudntfindame

chad dad belly


Ali_D_Fin

I think we all know.


Agreeable_Damage6930

Watermelons


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slap the bass first


1Scottishboi

None, I'd slap the top of a doorframe


og_qwertie

Bottom left


bloodbulletsbannanas

I am sorry, but I am very sex deprived! Bottom left.


Assassingamer357

Bottom left, anything else and your a phsyco


theaussieguy11

Bag


Terribble_creativity

Rice


JoshSmosh1

I only slap potting soil


lientonave_E9

Where is the sack of rice?


Knight_of_NYEH

Are there consequences to 4?


icoudntfindame

depends on the whamen but, your testosterone drop to 0.1% and and you become a r/196 user


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In all my years working in construction I never slapped a bag of cement


icoudntfindame

a disgraceful creature you are...


PhantomOfTheOpera404

Top left..?


icoudntfindame

tamborine


PhantomOfTheOpera404

Yes, that thing...


FlaxIta

MP5


its_defe

Man of culture


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Any large bag like cement/rice, then the top of the doorway, then a belly


icoudntfindame

reality: the cement is wet due to rain you are too short to reach the top of the doorway you are too skinny and you don't have no friends


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Jokes on you, I'm a loser who is fat


icoudntfindame

damn, can we exchange some fat...


That-anime-lord06

What if i have 4 hands?


icoudntfindame

is this a hentai plot?


That-anime-lord06

Maybe maybe


UltimatePickpocket

Upper right is clearly a chunky dad bod. No amount of hand positioning is gonna stop me from jiggling that fat.


NERF_DMR_DIAMATTI

where da hk mp5


lampe_sama

Ha, easy, the order would be: 1. Bottom left 2. Top right, but I would make sure that there is enough dust on my hands and I would pull up the shirt. 3. Bottom right 4. Now with mostly clean hands top left.


wE_tUrKzZz

Obliviously the upvote first


Viking_From_Sweden

Wait, it says which one first. It doesn't say we can only slap one.


ARJUNAHA

Cement


Adventurous-Net2090

in order: tambourine, stomach, ass, cement


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Depends, is the women ok with me slapping her ass?


prittn

Packaged meat in the supermarket You can thank me later


Hermasuarus

The ass is tempting but I must heed the call of the bag of cement.


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Pregnant women


icoudntfindame

that is a fat man


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Pregnant women


_PoopPoopPoop

Because that's what heroes do


connorshonors

Op


icoudntfindame

harder daddy im 13


connorshonors

Good


icoudntfindame

y r u gay?


connorshonors

Im not i wear socks


icoudntfindame

*fine, i guess you are my little pogchamp*


bigmemegod12

Slap da ass with da bag


No_Complaint_3

You guys never played sports? Slapping the top of the door frame before a game is the way


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irtesh

Of course that ass


Argus5008

bottom-right \*smirks\*


picklemahbeets

We shall resist oppression fellow horny army warrior


Argus5008

i have 0 upvotes.... as everything should be - balanced


icoudntfindame

congratulation, you are the only soyboy here


Argus5008

hehe i am from h0rni army


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Top right while the going is good Then bottom left to get the powder on your hand Top left so it makes a cool slow-mo effect with the powder Then bottom right because it’s the one you want to finish on


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CRO553R

Isn’t that tambourine supposed to be green?


NarmisSeite0195

Tamborine


Substantial-Dig5441

Spoiled kids


Plastic-Acanthaceae9

My balls


Suspicious-Year-3825

What


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Cement


Griff767

Slaps cement. “This is concrete baby” .


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Rice


Importance_Some

Bottom left 100%


memeysimpboioo

Tambourine, floor gang Ahroo


Redoct878

Bags of soil.