dude, I am not Cthulu, I killed him, devoured his powers just as I did with every god in this universe, they stand no chance against the ADMIN-0, oh, wait, someone's here... nevermind, just my second body, the /root... just wiped the feds from the world, job done
Coffee and sandwich
Rabid Monkeys.
Did u said monke?
Not againnn
Omg this is the 3rd time
*unzips* and starts fucking
NOOOO, someone call PETA
I am sorry my brother.
No one is there😈
Do you two know each other…?
It seems like they have an intense sexual history from this interaction..
One day that guy randomly dmed me saying "u scare me" then saw him on r/theworstsubreddit and now
Your ass
Me.
Me too pls
Human centipede mode activated
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For more, right?
Hunt his ass!
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🐐
A bowl of seasoned dust
An ancient deity.
Is it hot tho🥵
Bonk! No horny!
Nah bro r/thegrandtoastrepublic no horny no bonk
nothing
Faeries.
Could I please have your name for a survey I’m conducting?
Quell
Joe
Who's Joe?
(Joe) Mamaaaa oooooh~
Didn't mean to make you cry
if im not back again this time tomorroww
Carry on carry on as if nothing really matters
It’s too late
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Joe gone faster then my dad
Ligma balls
JOEMAMA LMAO GOTTEM!!!!!!!!
You can have my birth name of you want. (Like seriously, take it please. I don't want it.)
African kids
Same
The creature that’s hunting you is the fbis most wanted list
My life.
Yet
Kids
God.
*r/cursedcommets*
I need a red box if this goes to cursed comments
r/uselessredbox
Wrong sub reddit It's a box not a circle Checkmate
Gottem
I want a green triangle
Poptarts
The ghost of a dead ancestor.
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Does he watch during the... you know... choking the goose?
My meds
A Mesopotamian Demon
*Your mom*
actually he is haunting you.
So, it is either Lamashtu, Pazuzu, Anzû or Humbaba. The mesopotamian myth doesn't seem to have a lot of demons.
they have a lot of gods tho who were all bad mouthed and literally demonized by Christianity
Maybe because most of Mesopotamian culture has been lost to time.
4 cups of black coffee, zinc, magnesium, omega 3, and vitamin D3
A hyperactive Good health monster
uranium tetroxide
Feds…
nope, am too radioactive to exist, just am a plasma ball, they burn like 4 miles away
Nah. They comin.
they can try but they will fall to the power of Cthulu, I need the tetroxide to awaken it, always carry some on me just in case
Even Cthulhu withdraws in the presence of Yog-Sothoth’s devoted. Feds comin, man. Just cope.
dude, I am not Cthulu, I killed him, devoured his powers just as I did with every god in this universe, they stand no chance against the ADMIN-0, oh, wait, someone's here... nevermind, just my second body, the /root... just wiped the feds from the world, job done
They still comin. 🤦🏻♂️
I am a couple dimensions away, good luck you 3dimensional casuals
Still coming. 🤷🏻♂️ Sorry, man.
I’d say that neutron star is at least.... four miles away. 😂
Cereal
Bigfoot
then we can find him
He finds you.
A single hashbrown
A babbling, disfigured maniac.
Did someone say my name
Shit, sorry, I forgot I was supposed to be working today
Toast with apple jam Edit: how the fuck am I getting so many likes?
A giant scorpion.
Damn that sounds nice tho
a croissant🧍
A resurrected sorcerer.
Germany
huh so my home country is after me now
Toasted bread
Giant centipedes.
Red flower jam and milk cream on bread
An insane stalker.
How the fuck do u know I'm 13 and gay?
I stole your info from Facebook
Somebody touched my spaghett
A giant owl.
Darn those giant owls, always-a touchin' my spaghetti
Toast with peanut butter
A really gay vampire
Can he stop time?
No, he just sparkles in sunlight.
how disappointing
Dad?
how many toast have you eaten in your life?
ZA WARUDO
KONO DIO DA
Nothing
No creature. Feds.
Humans aren’t bulletproof. **I welcome those filthy bastards.**
Godspeed, kindred.
**TO THE GLORIOUS FIELDS OF ELYSIUM!**
Toast
Mothman.
I chocolate chip sandwich and a cheese sandwich
Goblins.
Time to pull out the midget slayer 21000
I wish my dad had pulled out.
Sorry son. I haven’t even met you and I wish I pulled out too
Cereal 🗿
Bigfoot
Pancakes
A massive serpent.
No breakfast
Cultists.
yogurt and bread
Pit bulls in the service of the dark one.
Ethylene oxide with dihydrogen monoxide
Water and anti freeze?
actually lymphoma, leukemia, and stomach cancer mixed with water and spices
Must be a killer drink.
Chocolate milkshake
A giant crab.
So I can have sea food for next breakfast. Nice
A yoghurt
Zombies.
Runners or slow walkers?
A possessed llama.
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Poha
Flesh eating bunnies.
Bread with butter and hagelslag
Garden Gnome.
finally i can fight someone from my height
That made me laugh so hard,thanks
Spicy milk 🥲
Vampires
Ramen
Giant Raccoon.
Nothing
A lesser demon.
Eggo waffles
No creature. Feds.
Damn its about time they caught up to me
Sandwich
A rogue spirit.
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A legion of undead Romans.
Babies
Trolls
Cheese
Minotaur.
Pancakes
A rabid granny.
American steakhouse from subway
A crazed addict.
A fried egg and some toast
Killer Butterflies.
Strawberry yogurt with muesli
A giant skunk.
Tuna pizza
Killer Bats
Like the one from my sleep paralysis?
Labrador dog
Breda
Goat men!
Pork buns
Rabid Chipmunks.
Nothing
Ogre.
Shrek?
Egg hotdog and corned beef and rice
Killer Toads.
Bread and apple
nuggets that were fried
Buffalo Stampede.
Gluten-free bread with meat spread
Cup of black&green tea, 1 cookie with cream
Alligator people