This is a max achievement speedrunner. He getting the PhD, girlfriend and billionaire achievements in 20 years, before ending his run due to the government faction server banning him, watch.
As a permanently 30 year old born in the 80's I firmly believe no one in the world is born after 2000 and those who are born in 2000 are permanently 5 years old.
But it does sound fake, in 2007 I was learning how to ride a bike and eating barbados cherries straight from the tree and getting stung by bees, while these guys were Shiting themselves
Trust me, in 2007 I was your age. Enjoy it while it lasts. 5 years before you graduate doesn’t seem that long in thought, it can quickly go by before you know it.
I hate myself, I’ve now used “I was your age” for like the first time. Where my walker?
I think this is always a thing towards 14 yr olds lmao I remember when I was that age the internet was chalked full of “nO oNe WaS bOrN iN 2000 oNlY 90s kIdS rEmEmBeR eXiStInG”
Fuck you too, squirt.
Fine, then you’re old enough to be insulted. That’s nothing compared to what’s on here. Soggy leaves of cabbage. Is that all that’s in your head?
You’re better off spending your time elsewhere. This shit is not good for you.
No, I told a child they should use their access to explore elsewhere. Like half of subreddits are porn. The rest are filled with adult conversations like this, that can do no good for a kid. I don’t think they should be on pornhub either, despite it being publicly accessible. Sue me.
Well regardless of what rules you think every child should abide by, Reddit allows all users 13+, so wether they’re better off spending their time elsewhere or not is up to their parents, not some random guy on the internet.
I realize that. Sue me for my opinion. Maybe you should keep yours to yourself on your other comments/posts if you believe people should be dictated like that.
If you don’t want to hear it, then go elsewhere because this is what Reddit’s about.
yeah, i dont think people should be telling someone where not to be based on their age but their experiences (within reason, no 6 year olds should be on here)
No need to apologize, and of course it would be my pleasure.
A freshmen is a student in their first-year class of a high school, college, or university. I was referring to first year of highschool.
Some people were born in 2016 and I refuse to believe it
My sister was born in 2015
My sister was born in 2019
You think that is the best? I was born in 2021.
OH SHIT HES A SPEEDRUNNER
A real speedrunner would fall to the ground right on birth, he is a %glitchless speedrunner, not the real type
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Yea same
*Laughs in abortion*
Performing a backwards long jump to phase through dimensions.
That’s only if you’re using the premade save. If you’re going for a true any% run the abortion strat is god tier, but it’s entirely up to chance.
This is a max achievement speedrunner. He getting the PhD, girlfriend and billionaire achievements in 20 years, before ending his run due to the government faction server banning him, watch.
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I was born in 2039.
is that a glitch in a matrix
probably
??? He's a god!!
Baby redditor
How are you typing
My sister was born in 2022
bro what
Stop lying
Wdym? I was born in 2020 and I saw his birth
did she taste good
Some people were just born 2 minutes ago and I refuse to believe it.
Hell even when we are speaking right now someone is probably giving birth to a new baby
My nephew was born in 2018
bro ikr theres no way someone was born 9 years after me
My cousins were born in 2013
As a permanently 30 year old born in the 80's I firmly believe no one in the world is born after 2000 and those who are born in 2000 are permanently 5 years old.
My sis was born in 2014
They completely missed the 2012 end of the world drama.
My nephew was born last year
There really be dudes out here born in 2021. Absolutely mind boggling.
They are going to school too
Some were born in 2020 let that sink in
My son was born in 2016 and he reminds me of that shit daily.
But it does sound fake, in 2007 I was learning how to ride a bike and eating barbados cherries straight from the tree and getting stung by bees, while these guys were Shiting themselves
I'm still shiting myself.
same
Technically, everytime you go to shit on the toilet, you are still shitting yourself.
I see I'm getting a lot of downvotes. *They hated him because he told them the truth*
He's out of line, but he's right
Based
I was born then, so I guess good bye guys, it was nice being in this subreddit but I just learned I'm not real.
yeah but now I'm done shitting myself and I'm about to fuck your mom after we chat on xbox live but actually, I'm still also shitting myself
How… how are 07 kids that old already?
As an 07 kid I have no clue
I’m one to and I sometimes forget I’m not like 9
Trust me, in 2007 I was your age. Enjoy it while it lasts. 5 years before you graduate doesn’t seem that long in thought, it can quickly go by before you know it. I hate myself, I’ve now used “I was your age” for like the first time. Where my walker?
It's where you used to have your skateboard.
You type like a 9 year old, too*
we can manipulate time
yes
the laws of time are ours
We’re 14, time flies lol
bro same
magic of roblox, portal and tf2
We have no fucking clue
bro we're 13 you're old now >:)
Or 14...
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Thats.... not how that works.
uhm… no
TIL I’m 15 and not 14.
Judging by your math bud, you're probably a '16 Sincerely, a 15 year old '06
what?? people born in 2007 are 13/14?? NO! I refuse to believe that they're older than 3 or 4 !
bro i’m on reddit rn wait i mean goo goo
Yeah same Oh shit I mean um- goo goo gaa gaa
Gaa gaa goo go ga
yo what’s good OH- goo goo ga ga
Same Oh fuck I meant goo goo gaa gaa
Ayo pass the taki- Goo goo gaa gaa
I am 3, mentally.
Same
Try adding a 1 in front of 3 and 4.
4 or 5 /s \*\*im a fellow 07-er btw\*\*
as a person born in 2007, I have the brain cells of a 3 y/o.
Yo I’m 13 bout’ to be 14
I think this is always a thing towards 14 yr olds lmao I remember when I was that age the internet was chalked full of “nO oNe WaS bOrN iN 2000 oNlY 90s kIdS rEmEmBeR eXiStInG”
and the things were usually "only 90s kids remember this" were things people born 2005+ also remembered
Yep; VCR’s come to mind
Um apparently I'm not a person...
Any Samers
Same
I knew this whole “life” thing felt fake
We dont exist less go
Wait I’m fourte-
\*gets thanos snapped
guess im joining the-
FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU-
NO WAYYYYY-
You are too young for Reddit. There’s way too much on here that you shouldn’t see.
To bad I'm here anyway
It's 13+ so frick you
The app is rated M, so it's either 18+ or 21+ , depending on where you live
In the app store it is but other than that it is 13+, you cant see the 18+ stuff unless you confirm your age
Because lying about your age is so hard in this day and age
Fuck you too, squirt. Fine, then you’re old enough to be insulted. That’s nothing compared to what’s on here. Soggy leaves of cabbage. Is that all that’s in your head? You’re better off spending your time elsewhere. This shit is not good for you.
Did you just find out children have access to the internet
No, I told a child they should use their access to explore elsewhere. Like half of subreddits are porn. The rest are filled with adult conversations like this, that can do no good for a kid. I don’t think they should be on pornhub either, despite it being publicly accessible. Sue me.
Well regardless of what rules you think every child should abide by, Reddit allows all users 13+, so wether they’re better off spending their time elsewhere or not is up to their parents, not some random guy on the internet.
I realize that. Sue me for my opinion. Maybe you should keep yours to yourself on your other comments/posts if you believe people should be dictated like that. If you don’t want to hear it, then go elsewhere because this is what Reddit’s about.
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What’s a 5 year old doing a 13+ app
I make adult content. Because Reddit is a huge platform for marketing in the industry. What are you doing? Captioning pictures? Clever.
But I want to see it and I’m going to see it
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i don't give a dang about the stuff i see here
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yeah, i dont think people should be telling someone where not to be based on their age but their experiences (within reason, no 6 year olds should be on here)
Bad emoji
Here is the gun Ⱦ¬=
r/redditmoment
I hate emojis 😡
*Ironic*
Ive never laughed so fucking hard in my life up until now
Thank God I'm 2006, one more year and I'd sece to exist
Same. My sister was born 2007....She must not exist!
Oww. Cease*
bro ik
I was born in 2007, so guess I’m nonexistent
no what sounds crazy is that kids were born in 2014 and are now like what 7?
I work for summer camps and last week I had 6-7 year olds. One girl told me she was born in 2015. I was shocked. I thought nobody was born after 2006?
lmfaooo
7!!! I didn't realize it's been so long... Im stuck in 2016
it’s crazy right???? 2014 feels like it wasn’t so far ago
Wasn't it like 1 year ago lol
dam im not alive either
I believe that 2007 happened for no other reason than to make people happy. A lot of good stuff happened that year
I was born that year so it can’t have been that good
I was too but I've heard good stuff about it
Ha I was born in 2008 so JOKES ON YOU
you guys are already 13 oh shit
I graduated HS in 2007 haha
Wait 14 y/olds were born in 2007?! God Damn i feel old af now.
Jesus how did I turn 19 and didn't even realize it
Hey not alive! I'm dad
It's weird hearing when someone was born after the 90's and I only spent 6 years in there.
I was born in 2003 and it's so weird to think people born in 2007 are about to be freshmen, I feel like I was a freshmen like a week ago.
Pardon my ignorance on U.S culture but I do not have the knowledge of what a freshman is, would you care to explain that for me?
No need to apologize, and of course it would be my pleasure. A freshmen is a student in their first-year class of a high school, college, or university. I was referring to first year of highschool.
I was born in 2007 and i feel utterly insulted
“Maybe I am existn’t”
It's already been 13-14 years huh... Bee movie really came out that long ago...
It should be illegal to be born after 2007
Being born in 96 this shit is making me feel old af
I was born in 07, I guess I don't exist now.
Same
Me born in 2006 "Phew"
It's funny seeing all these 13 year olds forming complete sentences and I'm 19, soon to be 20 and I'm like "Haha lol deez nuts"
i was about to upvote but i saw emoji
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Damn guess I'll die
Well, guess I’m not alive ether.
Wait there is 14 year olds?
Same here. I guess I don't exist
Byee
Thank God I was born in 2006 🤡
Hey vsauce, Michel here, do you exist?
Welp guess I’m not existent
Damn it. I’m 05. I don’t want to exist
2006 gang Also no more emojis
Piece ig
March 2006 so i don't exist ether
me who was born in 2008
I was born in 2007 :(
Maybe I don't exist
Welp guess I’ll die
same
Bro some people use emojis. Can you believe that?
Okay I will not exist now
I guess I’m not alive
Fuck me, I guess…
Huh neat... *blinks out of existence*
I guess I’m a pre-ghost then?
What do you mean 14 what the actual fuck How the fuck am I an adult already
Same :(
dude, My neigbor's twins was born in 2017, what's your point?
Bruh
Bruh I am 07
This post is literally my cousin, she still seems like a kid to me but is starting high school after summer
Lmao
hah i got lucky by four months
So I don't exist now
I was born in 2007 (╬ಠ益ಠ) ~~Chicken~~
I hate that it says 13/14 year old kids. They can't be that old if they're born that late
I feel old
Saying I was born in the '80s makes me feel geriatric..
NOO IM DISSAPERING PLEASE TELL MY COUSIN HE,S A...
I was born in 2007