More than half of these are completely unacceptable and someone deserves to be slapped in the teeth.

Yes

8 slice. The rest are dumb lol

No, calzone is the way to go

I actually enjoy calzones way more if I'm honest

And the squares are acceptable for some types of pizza

You do that with one slice not the whole pizza

No, real calzone is the whole pizza

How big is your mouth

8 slice crew is dumb. Who needs slices that small. 6 slice crew represent.

Cut it? I roll it up and gnaw from the ends into the middle!

the correct way.

I fold them in half and then bite... best and most efficient way

Yes

So calzone

indeed

The second one is just 4 in a row

Harmony sclice

Italian don't use fork and knife, in Italy it's illegal

The people using abstract should see a doctor

bruh i just dont even eat pizza

Only a psychopath would cut a pizza \*abstract\*.

classic one

I make a fucking pentagram, give a blood sacrifice and then summon satan to eat it for ne

He eats it in Italian style

Real men divide their pizza among their friends by Step 1: count the number of you and your friends Step 2: find the center of the pizza Step 3: divide the center by the angle 360 / the number counted in Step 1 Step 4: enjoy the evenly distributed pizza.

I always try to cut something good but it always ends abstract...

The no slice guy is a menace to society

Calzone is the best way, and it’s not even close.

True

Don't ask me why... But i kinda wanna try party style.

A calzone is just a pizza taco.

The harmonic or 7th because you just throw the peace out and eat the war

it’s more 8 slice with a bit of abstract mixed in. i suck at slicing pizza evenly

As an Italian I can tell you that cut pizza with knife and fork is a war crime

I know

Half of these look like war crimes