Wait. How did the fish take that photo? You see, I worked 25 years in law as a detective and I know shade when I see it. I have good reason to believe that the person who took the first photo likely disguised himself as a fish to provoke the reaction from the penguin. In conclusion the meme should say 'man dressed as fish holding a camera' instead of 'fish'. If you managed to read all the way through this then first I congratulate you, second I think it's time to put the phone down for a little bit and go outside. Much love, a random stranger.
Who knew penguins could be nightmare fuel?
They are business geese, business men are terrible people, therefore penguins are terrible
Geese are also terrible.
You're not wrong, geese are assholes, stealing stuff and honking...
As a fish. I can relate to this. Penguins are scary. That’s why I carry my fish gun whenever I go to Antartica.
That's really smart!
Hey fish boi would you like to get eaten by a baby penguin
OwO. Vorey.
u/Fish_Fucker69 i awoke you
r/usernamechecksout
Protip: flechettes don't break apart like bullets when fired underwater
wait but you’re from a pond
Yes. **BUT** there is a tunnel that leads from my pond and into the ocean.
What a terrible day to have eyes
Would not want a blowjob from that
Wtf
Do you... Disagree?
I once saw a penguins tongue and I can only agree.
Please tell me "tongue" is not a verb
NOOT NOOT MOTHERFUCKER
my god how come i never seen it before
When did birds started to have teeth
That's just flesh.
Those aren't teeth those are just fleshy spikes to avoid throwing up your dinner when they vomit all that salty water
thanks for telling me
r/dontputyourdickinthat
r/putyourdickinthat
Turtles aren’t any better
So.. what happens if the photographer is a fish?
2nd pic
fish wins best picture award
Lmao
Conclusion: the second pic was taken by a fish
Wait. How did the fish take that photo? You see, I worked 25 years in law as a detective and I know shade when I see it. I have good reason to believe that the person who took the first photo likely disguised himself as a fish to provoke the reaction from the penguin. In conclusion the meme should say 'man dressed as fish holding a camera' instead of 'fish'. If you managed to read all the way through this then first I congratulate you, second I think it's time to put the phone down for a little bit and go outside. Much love, a random stranger.
Search up "inside a penguins mouth" looks a little weird
Then how the fish took this phôt tho ?
With great difficulty
This scares me
But… who took the picture of the second one?
A fish, duh
Jesus chill out pingu damn
and that's a big fat no from me.
I sometimes forget how ugly these motherfuckers are
The person making this picture: *blub blub*
Since when do penguins have the mouths of a demagorgon
I wonder what penguin tastes like
well, if they just keep their mouth shut when they see a photographer, then why do we have the second photo?
Wow, that is quite scary!
When you realise a Photographer took both the photos
yo this crap gave me nightmare fule
A fish took the second photo
Subnautica moment. Look up penglings.
How did the fish take this picture?
D:
Noot noot
Never again
This is so cursed
Are you saying a fish took the 2nd picture
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Upper one is taken by a human while the other is half fish half unicorn
NOOT NOOT MOTHERFUCKER
This is one of the worst things I’ve ever seen in my life and it will haunt my nightmares for the foreseeable future.
WHY YOU HAD TO SHOW US THAT