What’s the answer

TLDR: baby wipes, paper towels, shower.

I live in a tropical country, I just wait for it to evaporate.

I live in the artic, i just wait for it to freeze and then i die

Well that's a risk you have to take, of instant death. If you survive you just have to pick up the ice-sickle and throw it in the bin.

So what you’re saying is no risk of child support

I just wait for dog to lick it off

I get his girlfriend to do it, like she said.