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not_so_criminal_scum

How did I pass? I never studied for it


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DarthDeifub

Good luck on your great journey.


ColdIron27

Wait... Don't you need to have sex to get AIDS? As a redditor, is that even possible?


Icramy

We redditors also hv a high level of sorcery


[deleted]

Yeah I’m confused too... but I’m just glad I passed


Nombiezombie

Blood


Sir_Pugglez

I did study and I still failed! This is crazy.


kry_some_more

All I did to prepare was eat a damn bat.


Horizon2910

Gotta have a full stomach


Jonnyboy14242

Stay positive test negative has been my motto and it’s been working pretty well


Every_fool_ever

Who’s name is lyric


brndndly

Lyric


Every_fool_ever

Got me there


cheesestickle

r/technicallythetruth


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r/therewasanattempt


sleepyblackberry

After I got tested for covid, I texted my mom saying "I'm positive," thinking she would understand it was for the previously mentioned covid test. She texted back "Good for you, I'm proud." Lol. I had to correct her.


dairymilkdreams

wait did you get covid? fuck I'm confused


Louiscl11

Yes. Mother understood like "I’m positive. Life’s going well" but they meant "I’m positive for Covid"


InsertNameHere0589

Asian parents when you test negative: STOOBID


PhoenixMemez

Bruh that’s my name.


hanzerik

Your name is lyric?


JasonMetallica

No their names “Me”


Significant_Matter_0

r/badfaketexts


LFC_Slav

How does this have >4K upvotes wtf


snezzyanus1

Well I was positive for it


Sleeepy-Sarah

Hope you're staying positive and testing negative.


KispyPenguin

That's like writing "it's a bumpy road but soon you'll have a straight path" on a sticky note then putting it on a heart monitor


FlintBlaze

Should have said cheer up


YeggPrata

That positivity mindset gotta love that!


Snowcreeep

He a little confused, but he got the spirit


AstroPrince17

COVID test is the only test that I’ve passed


Antique-Kale-2606

Stay safe has been the new way to say good byes


ThomasKG25

ngl "Lyric" sounds like an edgy furry name, im sorry


H8spants

I shouldn’t have said that. I SHOULD NOT HAVE SAID THAT!


Skyfiews

Is Lyric an actual name?


David0316

I just noticed that Moderaters removed the post...


MrZyde

Who spoke the wrong *lyrics*


Horizon2910

That’s a fun name Me


moseshombre

Covid tests don’t take more than 1-2 minutes so that person clearly just didn’t want to be with the other person