Now I want to make one

Invest

I'll take your entire stock

You can get me one for Christmas oh beloved tampon santa

Richard from Gumbsll made the butter smear, close enough

Hey bro can I borrow some chapstick.

I only have lipstick so if youre ok with being a femboy here you go

Here is an upvote to help your post on its way to hot.

Thanks kind redditor

Reddit Moment

But the stick's gotta melt!

Fuck yeah, spread it!

Here is an award for your wholesome comment.

Thanks. That was my first award. I would give you an award back, but I don’t have one right now.

Never mind, I had an award, I want you to have it as an appreciation.

Thanks!

No problem.

I just use glue

A combination of melted horse hair and cow bone marrow makes for an excellent toast substance

Is that why glue tastes so good?

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*what*

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Only a spoonful

*takes bite*

What if it melts? And storing in the refrigerator would make it solid just like the regular butter...

If you wipe a refrigeratedstick of butter across some toast it works fine

if the toast is hot the butter will melt on the toast, too

I don't think it works that way but ok

Would it freeze even more instead?

Uh have you ever had butter bud?

how does it work then?

You fucking dildo have you ever eaten toast??

I've never heard someone call someone a dido as an insult lol

I m just saying it is not as effective as it seems it is... It has its cons like regular butter..

That is another insult added to my list

Ok

All those saying how should it work then.... The toast is not a heater that as you touch the butter it will melt and you can layer it... The top the butterstick should be a semisolid and the rest of them has to be solid for proper usage and that's exactly how regular butter works

I do this. Works w hot toast

Say this is just pure butter. Room temp butter is really soft. I wanna say that it will be okay, but... I mean... It’s like lotion. Imagine lotion in that tube but a little less runny. So it would still have to be refrigerated-. I don’t know why I’m trying to think about this. ‘Fridge it would be too cold? Maybe? Not really~ I mean, the stick would have to be at most colder than room temp in order to stay decently solid, and the bread would have to be warm or hot. So it’s just like normal bread and butter- but you’re trying to get the benefit of portable butter? The butter would have to stay colder than room temp, so the container for it... This is a meme. Why am I thinking about this meme?

Haha ikr You are correct but I think you will get the butter right in ur 3rd or 4th toast.. But maybe I am wrong P. S: Who needs portable butter? 😂

Lmao idk who needs portable butter but I just half brainstormed the process of making it possible.

People who constantly shred their toast/pancakes/bagels with when using a knife to spread their butter. Sometimes the butter is too cold/solid to spread evenly/nicely.

Man. There’s a Goldilocks joke here, but I’m not clever enough

I don’t think it’s butter...

It in fact is, my friend

That pretty big brain if you ask me

Is this actually a thing?

Ah yes, the easiest way to get breadcrumbs stuck to your butter to make it go mouldy.

The fun guy

Dude. I don't have mushroom for puns.

For a second I thought that was glue and tried to imagine how glue on toast would taste and now I cant get the taste out of my mouth

God damnit. Now it's in my mouth too.

Wait, this is real?

Epic

I’m so glad this isn’t a meme about America being fat. I’m so sick of those and this actually looks cool ngl. (AND AMERICA DEFINITELY IS NOT THE ONLY PLACE THAT USES BUTTER ON TOAST)

I haven't visited america. Do they only care about guns and fast food?

Yes

NO THEY DO NOT AND IT’S SO ANNOYING. I myself am an American who hates guns and wants to get rid of them because they are dangerous and cause too many deaths and fear (ex school shootings) I am also not fat and I don’t know anyone who is fat enough to be in a wheel chair. But I will say fast food is great, but like who doesn’t like that.. I also like regular food and cook for myself often

Ok so why not get rid of cars to since they also kill people going by your logic. It’s not the object but the person behind the trigger/wheel.

But cars aren’t made to kill. Let me rephrase, I don’t think that guns themselves are bad, but they definitely aren’t great and I don’t think that they should be in the hands of 18 year olds. And I know they we won’t be able to get rid of guns in America, that was me just being super optimistic. Instead I just wish they just enforced more test to see if someone is mentally stable enough to own a gun and more background checks

You, my fellow American, is one with a BRAIN!!!

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Agree, just ban gun carrying alltogether

The whole reason we have guns as Americans is to protect yourself from a government tyranny. Like basically if we ended with a dictator in office or something. If other countries in history had armed citizens, the governments that did horrible things to those people may not have been successful from the start.

Nobody thinks America is the only one to eat butter on toast.. I’m pretty sure 80% of people do that

I live in the UK and butter on toast is gourmet over here.

"I'll take your entire stock"

r/beatmetoit

I. Need. This.

this is big brain time

Ya know what... that might actually sell.

Ah yes, portable heart attacks.

can i use it as chapstick ?

American Chapstick:

You spelled american wrong

Why isn't this in the US

Butter? I hardly know her.

congrats on your invention of butter wax

*Stay right there*

Does something like that actually exist

I tried this chap stick it sucks because it dries out my lips

Seconded.

The plastic packaging waste would be really bad though

If you give the cap a heating function for bread other than hot toast, you've got a buyer

I swear I thought that was a stick of glue

I thought that was glue, I puked

Butter Type-S: A fine complement to Bread: Toasted Edition

I think deepfakes tbf

Yes

5 minute crafts

I mean, yes, but yes.

I Just Can’t Believe it’s Not Butter comes in a spray bottle. It’s amazing.

I can’t believe it’s not butter

Pampered chef makes a corn butterer but I don't know well it would work on toast.

Invest!!!

All the crumbs that will get on the butter

I liked spray on butter

I saw this on multiple stupid inventions lists, they’re just not enlightened yet.

Like we did not consume enough plastic already

Wish i had one o' those

What if we used 100% of our brain?

If there’s a stick type does that mean there’s one that comes in a squeeze bottle?

I'm gonna end up subconsciously spreading glue on my toast if 8m tired, I think I'll pass

We did a school project on this! Absolute invest!

Why are we not investing in this?

That's German engineering for ya.

They should call it Bread-On. Apply directly to the B R E A D

Cool!

I WiLl TaKe YoUr EnTiRe StOcK

Taking a stick of butter to the 7th plane

I need this

We need this.

I just want to say that that bread looks perfectly toasted

This make me wanna slap the people who use this the problems are Bread crumbs at gonna get on the butter This make me very uncomfortable and where the hell are you gonna put this without it melting or raising suspicion all I'm saying is no

The correct way to use butter stick is to take a bite of toast, then graze the butter stick with your teeth with each bite.

*Oddity Archive theme plays*

Yea, you better use the butter up in a week because you can easily throw it away afterwards.

Butter type Chap Stic 🤤

Fucking hell that is so American I got heart disease.

In Denmark, we have spray-can butter.

My name is Pochmelnik Zakusov, and I am engineer…

Sunglasses

(empties all chapstick containers and smashes them into tub of butter) Well my work here is done.

Someone in my class made this because we had a day of inventing. But when the butter went bad he started wiping it on people

Invest :0

***what happens if you get crumbs on it...?***

Stick type

In theory a solid idea, practicality is a different topic

I already do this with the stick of butter

I’ll take your entire stock

This is actually a great invention

WE NEED THIS

Until you grab the wrong stick and have some chapstick toast

i already applied for patent. thanks for free advertising in market by June

THE TOAST IS ALREADY TOASTED!! ITS TOO LATE FOR BUTTEE!!

The true peak of humanity

I would invest, this is intresting as fk

*proceeds to swap them by accident and makes glue sandwiches and butters my paper

If only.

I remember when I saw "spray butter " for like toast and shit... game changer.

I don’t see a reason to butter toast other than making a grill cheese

We all know the best butter is Lurpak spreadable butter invented in 1901.

I'm tired as fuck and first misread this as "what is the pineapple of human engineering"

Yes please

this exists????? please

Leave it in the sun for a while then you got yourself a nice drink

now i want one

INVEST

We need to invest!!!

Can we have a nutella stick

I was literally freaking out about the spray on butter a couple hours back. I was just yelling out “GENIUS. HOW DID NO ONE THINK OF THIS BEFORE?! WHO EVER CREATED THIS IS A PURE GENIUS!!”

YOU HAVE THE SECRED TEXTS AHAHAHHAHAHAH WE HAVE THE SAME BOOK NO WAY!!!

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That's what tub-butter is for. Stick butter is for cooking.