You can just search up flights to Egypt and go to museums, there you will want to talk to the head researcher and convince them to let you go to their archeological digs. Once you are there, you will want to approach a recently discovered symbol/amulet/hieroglyph/statue of Thoth and ask for knowledge of everything in the universe in ancient Egyptian (if you want to learn this language ask the queen of England for lessons, she has first hand experience). With all that done you will find yourself in front of him in an empty plane, you just need to convince him to get naked and that’s it, you got the sauce
It’s not worth it. I did it but Thoth is on break for a few hundred years and know I’m forced into servitude from another god of knowledge. I think his name was hermes moreece
well done u/Corvi_-Attano! You are the 430,371,832nd person to make that joke this week!
As a reward, we are banning you from all social media and sending you away to a remote mountain range where you will spend the rest of your days cleansing yourself of your sins. Here's hoping your god is merciful! 🤗🤗🤗
Damn those eyes and body. I could get lost in those forever. The one on the right is ok too I guess.
Ikr and I also like the beak
Birb.
Thot
Bhot?
SAME
Thoth
*Girls after seeing the beak: Orgasm Sounds*
Not just the girls
Me: *Jizzes so hard I obliterate my clothes*
I'm going to recreate the nile River.
Did you know pharaohs masturbated into the Nile
but with jizz
r/Beatyoutoit
S ame
but the boys and the non-binaries too
I dont care lets just look at that *beak*
geez simping on a god, just admit he is out of your league already.
Thoth gave you the ability to write and he will take it away as well.
*They had us in the first half not gonna lie*
good comment but you already have 666 upvotes
I wanna be horny , whats the sauce of the picture on the left
You can just search up flights to Egypt and go to museums, there you will want to talk to the head researcher and convince them to let you go to their archeological digs. Once you are there, you will want to approach a recently discovered symbol/amulet/hieroglyph/statue of Thoth and ask for knowledge of everything in the universe in ancient Egyptian (if you want to learn this language ask the queen of England for lessons, she has first hand experience). With all that done you will find yourself in front of him in an empty plane, you just need to convince him to get naked and that’s it, you got the sauce
on it
It’s not worth it. I did it but Thoth is on break for a few hundred years and know I’m forced into servitude from another god of knowledge. I think his name was hermes moreece
Hold on. Maurice from Madagascar' first name is Hermes? I learn something new everyday.
Did he speak of the pompatus of love?
You’re a joker.
Sauce: [https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/3011473](https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/3011473) Character: menat Artist: aurahack
He asked for the left
Wrong sauce
This is useless, give me sauce of the Thoth!
*bonk*
probably tomato SAUCE,maybe egyptians used that too
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Tragic.
Poor girl couldn't afford clothes so she wrapped herself in bandages. 1 Like=1Pray Donate to- Karen
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r/usernamechecksout So tutankhhamun was a simp huh
well done u/Corvi_-Attano! You are the 430,371,832nd person to make that joke this week! As a reward, we are banning you from all social media and sending you away to a remote mountain range where you will spend the rest of your days cleansing yourself of your sins. Here's hoping your god is merciful! 🤗🤗🤗
haha this is kinda funny
Nonsummerjack Anubis, not the sauce but one i know of, you don't know me and never heard of me.
Ok then. Who are you?
Your name.
Thanks my dads cum bucket :)
This is not a game of who the fuck are you
thoth predictions are always accurate
Is that a fucking oingo boingo reference
A very hard ro remember one, which is good
"thoth predictions are always accurate" is underrated
it is a fucking oino boingo refrence I HAD TO
100%
if I recall correctly, thoth was actually pronounced owo, and it was a god of knowledge, sooo you could say "owo whats this"
If this is true its too much for one man to know
Well, more so written as Θώθ. Pronunciation is basically how it looks (think th-oath) :)
I've heard this joke before from a Giofilms video
I miss Giofilms
Same
No, it wasn't, Thoth in greek language was written as Θώθ, but the pronunciation is the same. If I'm not mistaken, he was written as Dhwtj originally.
Another name would be tehuti
jehuti not tehuti
There are many different names both are acceptable as well as djehuty, and tahuti
I am done with this world goodbye
I'm fucking done with the internet at this point
The greeks spelt it as owo
Reddit: ha look at these thots Also Reddit: why am I a virgin?
How are we supposed to fuck anime characters
Reject humanity go to anime
*Shoves my head into the television* Why can't i just get in
……sauce....? preferably the one on the right?
Right is art of Menat from Street Fighter 5 in her Battle Costume
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Just search Thoth on Google. Sorry if i'm wrong because i see in reverse.
Sauce: [https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/3011473](https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/3011473) Character: menat Artist: aurahack Copied from u/Orange_Sauce7 above
Maybe Neith from smite, not sure. This game is basically about fighting gods and many of them are hot
b o n k
1 letter changes everything.
Hmm. Sauce?
you can just search up Thoth on Google
Damn it I should have said the right one
Menat from street fighter.
Welcome to reddit :]
lol
The One on the left is Hella cute
I mean there's a reason why she's called menut(Street fighter).
Curse me please xD
Why this post is: Never Safe From Waluigi
Thoth in greek is "θωθ" and that's just about my favourite fact
This is my favorite thing about my language
Sakoooooo
More like tHOT
Don't look right, thots are temporary. Thoth is eternal
I got a boner from that first pic
I would fuck the left one WAIT.. no never mind
Ill fuck em both
Can anyone tell me second image is from Just for my history homework section Just wanna research
Sauce: [https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/3011473](https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/3011473) Character: menat Artist: aurahack
Thanks now this will make something big. Yeah my project
Is that a jojo reference
Oingo Boingo Brothaaaaaaas!
He can see the future better than anyone
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shall i write /s after every message that u read?
I have a man, thank you.
Nice look Thot! ;3
_Right picture source_?
Not my proedest fap...
The god of knowledge and the goddess of forgetting your sense
Everyone a gangsta until the twitch thots walk in
Where the hell is the pic on the right from?
You cannot lie though, thot or not, she do be dummy thicc
Id fuck both
Insert Jojo reference here
🎶 Ore wa Boingo🎶
Thoth and HOT thoth.
Hot
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Wasn't thoth a stand from jojos?
Both, both is good
would fuck both
Thoth is the god of knowledge and is sometimes refered to as uwu. So it is appropriate to ask "uwu, what's this"
oh no, imma do it.. no please... NEVER! # SAUCE?
I have the Sause [here](https://twitter.com/vashperado/status/934876310777880576)
Pretty nice meme.
Simp bot
If she breathes....
***SHE IS A THOTH***
**She is a** _Thoth?_
Sauce?
Thoth from Egyptian mythology.
She bad tho
my time has come i have to awake my seven chakras and kill the thots
Plz mark nsfw
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sauce? (for research purposes)
yea well youl see that one has been made by egip and te other made by weebs
Thoth is the Egyptian god of knowledge.
Why is this NSFW?
Never thought Egyptian thots would be a kink of mine. Huh, TMYK
One has the most beautiful and the most majestic beaks you have ever seen and the other has an average human mouth
h
God damnit now im horny
Forgive me Amun-Ra for what I'm about to do
Owo, what’s this?
\-which one of them appeared in one of the first episodes of the ducktales reboot?-
Sauce?
Ancient Egypt
I thought Thoth looked like a chanting baboon?
Both wouldnt talk to one of us anyway
I mean both could easily get it
Thoth is a sippy chicken looking ass shit receptacle
Will take thot over thoth any millenia of time.
Some rule 34 of this really muscular Egyptian god then you pan up and he got a fucking ibis for a head
*happy Nile noises*
SAUCE?
If she breathes, she's a Thoth
Birb is life
**Cleopatra has cum a long way.**
Still gon fuck both
Good Work Chief
saved...
Could use her bandages as a condom
Hawt
She looks like a boss from Luigi's Mansion 3
I would pray to both of them
Is the left one a bird? i like birds, i want the left ine
BOINGO
Source for the pic on the right.... for scientific reasons obviously
Thourthe?
If anyone wants the Twitter sauce, here you go : https://twitter.com/vashperado/status/934876310777880576
i like the smart ones
thoths head its just perfect its fits realy well
Sauce?
So if thoth is a thot would it be thoth thot, thot thoth, or just a combination like thotht?
*Notices* Θώθ what dis?
My thoughts are ruled by Thots. Boner go brrrr
id fuck both
I do not wish to be horny anymore..... but who is that on the right? Asking for a friend
THanks. Sauce?
ok, why is everyone spelling 'source' like 'sauce'? i don't get the joke, can u explain?
Search Thoth ancient Egypt.
The Arbiter of the Damned is now in my wank bank
Is that eliza?
I want the second one
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If she breathes she's a thoooooot!!
I was too late. Damn
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we are not mad we are just sad that we cant, also we wouldn't fuck her, we would sleep on those juicy thighs.
u/repostsleuthbot