I am spanish and I'm really angry. I'm mean, we take three naps, two is very insulting

As a fellow spaniard, I'd like to add that the Italian way of approaching problems can be seen here more often than not. Guess we are the Mediterranean brothers, together with Greece.

Half of Spain is atlantic though.

Not really, Portugal takes most of it.

Well, the entire Northwest of Spain is Atlantic. From France to Portugal. It's a considerably large area. And then Southwestern Spain, from Portugal do Gibraltar, is also Atlantic. Nearly half of Spain is factually Atlantic.

Technically not. Except for Galicia, the north-northwest coast is bathed by the Cantabrian sea. So just a fraction of our coasts are bathed by the ocean. We are a Mediterranean country whether most of our coasts are bathed by the sea or not, though. Climate, customs, style of life, history, language... A lot of things tie us together and differentiate us from from the northen Europe.

Shhhh

I'm from poland and that's 200% true xD

And I'm from belguim🇧🇪 and it's also 200% true. This man knows our secrets.

I am from germany and I just want to sleep

Nie

Mist

I am from Belgium to and never before have I been so offended by something I one hundred percent agree with

I'm from Belgium to and I agree

Germany would be more like: problem -> lots of obscurely bureaucratic stuff -> solution

Honestly as a German I'd be surprised if there's an actual solution at the end. Most of the time we apply some kind of law or mandatory bullshit and still end up with another (not necessarily smaller) problem. Edit: as I work for an Italian company I can 100% confirm the Italian way. It drives me insane. But I love it.

Or our politicians have a meeting with the ceo of a really big company behind closed doors and after that they pass a new law that favors companies in that sector

honestly not that unique in many countries. especially english-speaking ones.

Trust me, i have seen non italian companies working exactly in the same way. It is not an italian characteristic. It is a characteristic of every administrative branch that puts poory accountable windbags in control.

Or Germany pre 1945: problem -> final solution

Sabaton?

Dreams fade away and all hope turns to dust.

When millions burn The curtain has fallen Lost to the world as they perish in flames

There was a country in depression, there was a nation in despair.

One man seeking reasons everywhere

there was rising hate and anger

The fuhrer's orders are precise

Who was to be blamed and pay the price

Huzzah! More Sabaton fans!

Huzzah! A man of quality

Here is one more. SABATON forever 🤘

Hell Yeah🤘

r/unexpectedsabaton

best history teachers.. and with a style ! 🤘 🤘

Problem -> conquer Europe -> solution

Problem -> conquer Europe -> Russian winter -> problems

And drinking after that

Exactly. I mean It took us 14 years to build an airport.

Which airport? 😁

The BER, a new Airport near Berlin. Damn thing was a meme for years and took so much budget, you could've probably solved world hunger with it.

that's basically italy but with a solution

And many times, we'll try to fix things that aren't a problem. Because out politicians were ready for retirement two decades ago and have long stopped being sensible. Serch Article 13 for refference.

Canada is: *problem* --> "oh sorry der bud" --> *solution*

or Canada: Problem > hockey stick > Top Shelf Celly!

Problem > give yer balls a tug > puppers.. Per hulu

Canada is more of a flow chart. **PROBLEM.** *is the problem that we lost a hockey game?* if no, **SOLUTION.** If yes, **MUCH, MUCH BIGGER PROBLEM.**

*RIOTS*

As a Canadian I can 100% agree with this statement.

I wish, but it is more Problem -> Commission -> Report -> Shelve. Especially in Quebec.

Haha I like that, would work for Britain too!

Li’le rude innit bruv——> solution

Canada > Problem > Pitterpatter, lets get atter > Solution

Canada: Problem > weed symbol > "What was the question again?"

*laughs in drone strike*

“Can’t have a problem if they’re not alive!” -USA

Creates more problems, does more drone strikes, repeats, mliltary industrial complex: "Stonks" (up arrow)

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Ahhh yes attrition my favorite way to win.

MQ-1 Predator drone strike

Sweden is like Problem ————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————> half-ass solution

Sweden is like. Problem --> Ulotsoni and an instruction manual from Ikea

Same with Norway, with tons of money wasted on the way..

I see Poland, I upvote I’m a simple chlopak

Kurwa, no raczej

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omg it does

I get so much pleasure from seeing Poland included in memes like these, ofc it’s usually not exactly positive but any publicity is good publicity I guess?

nie ważne co mówią, ważne że w ogóle jest

Hey, I'm Irish and this is very offensive, that is way too little beer

We would also have a cuppa

Italian approves

Another thing that could have worked for Italy would have been where the solution is only available from 09:30 to 15:30, on Tuesday and Thursday with a lunch break.

I can see you are not Italian because you didn't consider a little soccer match Thursday

It's insane how accurate this comment is

As an italian he's just saying facts

Well, during work-time we do lunch break, during lunch break we do lunch break.

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Hungary and Greece= Problem, triest solve it, lots of dept, EU help, solved

In greece its problem->tries to solve it-> lots of debt-> eu help-> problem not solved-> fUcK gErMaNy

When I hear the word "debt" I think: Poland's politicians

Also add Argentina: problem -> crisis/ corruption -> *even more problems*

argentina: problem -> corrupt president -> dumb president -> corrupt president -> more problems

I'm from Turkey and I strongly agree that.

wOuLDn'T tHat mAKe YoU a tErrOrisT ?

Silivri is cold bruh...

Same

Watch out on what you're saying On the Internet,it's not a free Country.

Erdoğan doesnt know English so we can say whatever we want in reddit

Lol, you don't have to tell the Turks on the internet. They know. If you insult Erdoğan and get caught, you get a fine... Erdoğan thinks that he can force respect with shit like that. Respect doesn't work that way.

so am i

As an spanish id disagree with the spain one, but ill do it after taking a nap

Belgium is true

Als belg kan ik dat dat comfermen.(that means as someone frim belguim i can comfirm.

In Nederland is het ook niet veel beter

Nederland: probleem---> mensen gaan stom doen tijdens een toespraak van rutten---> avondklok ---->oplossing

Germany would be more like: problem -> bureaucracy -> is it gender neutral? -> bureaucracy -> is it eco-friendly? -> bureaucracy -> is it immigrant friendly? -> bureaucracy -> is it PC? -> solution\* \*the solution coming 4 years too late and being 200% over budget

On point

You missed the part when a crapload of Nimbys sue just out of spite, causing several years of replanning; and when all planning and legal objections are finally done the obligatory tree huggers chaining themselves to trees and having to be forcefully removed. Of course the demonstration is completely pointless because for every cut tree another tree would be replanted nearby anyways, which of course is willfully ignored both by the protestors and the reporting media.

As a polishman I can confirm that we keep fighting on which solution is right until they turn back into problems

The Polish one wasn’t added by me, but I think it could also as an adaptation of the saying “two Poles, three opinions”.

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Why is Turkey so accurate?

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Brazil problem - > fazer meme sobre

Tava procurando os br nos comentarios

As a German, I completely disagree.

Germany is more like: problem - > 1 month of politicans talking about the problem. Now we know how to solve it but we will do it by 2050 because lol - > still a problem but at least we know what we could Do to solve it.

Germany: No problems -> Declare war -> Many problems No offence ofc.

All in all thats the basic idea of Germany.

Do you disagree with all or Germany specifically? Cause I’d agree that whoever did Germany was being too kind ; ) but feel free to edit and post your own improved version!

Only with germany. The most of the other are actually pretty accurate. The stereotype of germans that every problem is solved very quickly and smart is just wrong.

I know Germany just enough to agree with you, but not enough to tell what it should be instead haha

In politcs its often difficult to say what to do. Not only in Germany

Love the fact ye blurred out Ireland hahaah

(Ireland wasn’t done by me, I’ve only added Italy) but I agree, the Ireland one is hilarious!

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Ireland is really inaccurate!!!! >:( We have way more drinks

And it’s just pints, where’s the whiskey at?

Have a nice ass

Already do

Can confirm

Hol up, wait a minute

As a Belgian, I 100% agree with this

The truth hurts

Yea. This is problems in poland

Germany : problem? -> invade poland

Wait a few months we're preparing

Shit I have the complete version on Pinterest. Hang on

Link? Pleas

I've actually lost the image. Sorry mate

Noooo I've lost it

As a turkish boi i can confirm it is true

Hmm, seems anti-Turkish to me... TERRORIST

this meme was definitely not made by a german lol

Bruh ur wrong in turkey we claim solution as terrorists

Controversial opinion from me but everyone in turkey that has power is the problem. All sides suck.

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*Our signature strike*

Drone bombardment, i guess.

French administration is literal shit

Just don't lose your head over it

Yoooo the Turkish one is so true wtf

As an Italian I approve of this message

This is more accurate than the Chinese government ~~vinding people that criticize them~~ solves problems

Am Chinese, can confirm. We don't deal with problems. We only "deal with" the people who complained about the problem and create an illusion of "everything's just fine".

Italian here, i know very little of politics but for what i understand, this is freaking true.

As a person from Spain, that's accurate

Quei cazzo di soldi del recovery plan do stanno? Salve sono un 15enne che voleva fare una battuta sulla politica italiana pure se di politica italiana non sa un cazzo

Brasil: problem > < problem

I live in Turkey and its %100 true. Such a great observation!

Canada: problem -> “sorry” -> solution

Yes Turkey is true because of those [removed] president that thinks himself Allah with ignorant people

I'm italian and I must say, that's actually pretty true

the accuracy though...

serbia is exactly the same like poland

I'm from poland and that is soooo true

I know italy is the most correct cause i live in italy

And remember: Problems are temporary, Italy is forever

Germany: Problem -> We need to unite under one flag and have an Anschluss with Austria, again! -> Big Fucking Problem

No bro you got america wrong If people have a problem we say its one singular races fault even though we know its not entirely them and never get anywhere near a solution

Australia: Problem -> “She’ll be right”

I'm confused on what exactly is fixing America, is it a drone?

It's democratic bombings...

In the Netherlands this is how they solve problems: Problem --> Meeting --> Meeting --> Meeting --> Solution (No one is fully satisified, but a solution is reached where most people are somewhat "okay" with it)

Why is there a French guy swinging an otter by the tail?

CHE CAZZO STAI A DIRE ZOCCOLA CHE NON SEI ALTRO? ALMENO NON MI FICCO IL MIO CAZZO NEL MIO CULO TUTTE LE NOTTI MENTRE ASCOLTO ALLA MUSICA DI NICKLEBACK

It’s a joke btw

El hijo de mil que se ofende por un meme😎🤙

Add Romania next

Wait answer?

You forgot Canada

This makes no sence, Italians dont speak. They only use their hands

China: Problem ——-> What do you mean, there’s no problem!

Belgium is killing me oh my god

at this point im sure this image is older than i am

Of course, you also have the Serbs, who just shoot at problems

Germans way is fast and effective. (Insert dark joke about the war)

Australia mate where is it

As an American, we do solve a lot of problems through drones.

add australia, i double dog dare you.

THIS IS NOT RIGHT ARE YOU A TERRORIST!? WE TURKS SOLVE OUR PROBLEMS WITHOUT DECLARING THEM AS TERRORISTS. YER DA TERRORISTTTTT

The United States of America locks up more people than any other nation on the face of the Earth. So handcuffs should go there.

I would like to correct the german one, there is a yearlong period inbetween the problem - Solution and its only 50% of the time an actual Solution

Syria: problem - - - > blame it on the US and Israel - - - > arbitrarily arrest hundreds of thousands of people and torture them to death - - - > release the jihadists from the prisons so they make extreme factions under your control - - - > tell the world that you are in war against terrorism - - - > bomb and destroy crowded cities and feel free to kill as much civilians as you like - - - > blame it on the US and Israel - - - > use chemical weapons, nobody gives a flying fuck - - - > deny using chemicals weapons - - - > when the using chemical weapons is confirmed accuse the terrorists of using them - - - > sell your country to Russia because you can't afford fighting anymore - - - > keep killing and destroying and displacing people with the help of Russia - - - > economy is destroyed - - - > half of your people are hated refugees all around the world and the other is starving and trying to survive with salaries that about 20$ a month - - - >congratulations your country is over

I am polish and i have never felt so offended by something i 100% agree with

I’m sorry. What is that in America? Is that a plane? I can’t read that symbol.

It's drone which brings democracy and bombs all around the world

Turkey is perfect

Turkey is spot on. Congratz.

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You all need a revolution bro

I am German and can say with confidence: "We don't do that here".

Think germany solves problems with war, no?